As for the official meeting between the pig who had eaten the cabbage and the old man Bangzi, it must be more complicated than braised noodles.
"It's coming so fiercely..."
Lin Chou began to think about it.
As the saying goes, there’s nothing a barbecue can’t solve.
Barbecue is very informal. Could it be that the dishes on my table are not gorgeous enough?
This old man has trouble written all over his face, he will definitely use my food for free...
Feeling bad...
If that doesn't work, how many more jars of wine will you need?
If three colors don't work, change to five colors!
Since you can't solve the problem, then solve the problem!
What you lost was just your life, but what I lost was two hundred thousand circulation points. How can you still make your heart break like dumpling stuffing?
Injure the enemy 800 and damage yourself 25,000...
but...
ε=(??ο｀*)))...
Earl Leng took a bite of food absentmindedly.
"Um?"
What is this...
It's sour and spicy, and the sour and spicy taste isn't too strong at all, but when you eat it, you feel a burning sensation in your stomach.
The little bastard's craftsmanship is quite good, but is this a piece of junk?
The chicken is a good chicken, probably a good breed and specially raised black-bone chicken...
But you are still young. How can you stir-fry chicken without a lantern? You have a soul!
Try another one...
A small, almost transparent bone china bowl came into view.
The white custard has a kind of translucence and texture like mutton fat jade, with some kind of pink pulp and ice crystal-like jelly filaments on it. The fresh aroma of mint and the gurgling coolness flow down from the edge of the bowl like a waterfall. It looks very moving.
"It's flashy, I'm afraid it wasn't taught by Lao Xue."
Earl Leng picked up the bowl,
"Suck~"
Drink it all in one gulp.
He was shocked and looked pale.
Dead ball...
Waste of good food, eaten too fast...
Well, there are so many dishes on the table anyway, why not...
When Earl Leng came back to his senses, the table was filled with only messy cups and plates.
The strong man who came with him looked like he was about to give birth in ten months of pregnancy. He stared at the table with empty eyes and kept smacking his lips.
Earl Leng coughed, and they immediately sat down straight.
"Knot..."
Hurrah.
A large group of women swayed out of the back door, laughing and playing.
"Oh, this spring water is so comfortable."
"Yes, yes, it was just a little hot when I first went down, and now my whole body is red."
"It's a good relief. I will definitely bring my mother-in-law over for a dip some other time."
"Uncle Gungun is amazing. I pinched his legs for a while. Guess what, now I feel that my waist is no longer sore and my legs are no longer hurting. I am full of strength and am very energetic..."
? ? ?
Earl Leng was at a loss.
A group of women who had just soaked in the hot spring water and were fragrant sat down in the room.
"Boss Xiao Lin, bring some pots of your cold brew herbal tea for the sisters. It's said to be the one that can help you lose weight~"
Lin Chou promised with all his heart,
"Would you like some shortbread for tea? There was too much honey from Houshan Mountain in the past few days, so I made a lot of it."
"OK!"
There's not much honey that can't be used, this is roasted specially for them...
The consumption of this group of women is more terrible than that of men at the top of the level. They are completely unreasonable. Although they can only come here once or twice a month, the evolutionaries who support half the mountain have no problem working for them.
So, of course, I have to take care of him.
A bunch of moist shortbread was served together with cold brewed white tea, and the women seemed to have taken advantage.
"Hey, Boss Xiaolin, I almost got a discount~"
Lin Chou's face turned serious.
“What are the discounts and freebies!”
The women's smiles suddenly bloomed.
Earl Leng looked at the table on his side that had not been cleared by anyone, and then looked at the other side of the table, feeling uncomfortable in his heart.
"Ahem, check out!"
Lin Chou came over with a beautiful smile.
"Uncle, what are you talking about..."
One insisted on giving, the other refused to accept, and the argument made her blush and neck thick.
Finally, Earl Leng became anxious and slammed the card on the table.
"Do you accept it or not?"
Lin Chou sighed and threw the circulation point card representing one million into the drawer.
Earl Leng raised his eyebrows and his voice was a little soft.
"...No change?"
Lin's face scrunched up into a ball,
"Oh, I forgot."
He brought out several jars of wine, a pile of salt-baked chicken, chicken fir oil and other various things to eat, and in the blink of an eye, the arms of the people around Earl Leng were all covered.
"Take it with you. Uncle, you haven't gone ashore for a long time. Go back and share it with your brothers."
The road is widening, young man!
Earl Leng's men couldn't hide the smiles on their faces. If it wasn't because of Earl Leng, they just stood aside, and they would probably go up to greet them as brothers.
"Oh my, my brother is so polite."
"That's right, how can this be so embarrassing?"
"This wine is too expensive. How can I do it? Take it back and take it back."
The situation was uncontrollable for a while, and Earl Leng snorted twice,
"You little bastards, let me hold it for you if I ask you to, why are you pretending to be foreign?"
He stood up and felt bitter as he looked at the room full of women and the evolved people lining up outside.
You're lucky, kid...
Miscalculated this time.
I'll come back next time after taking annual leave!
Yes, at night when there are fewer people!
How can outsiders laugh at household chores?
"Walk slowly, uncle, walk slowly, brothers, walk slowly~"
Lin Chou sat down on the chair, feeling loveless.
Su Yourong suppressed a smile while putting away the dishes. Chi Zhi had a strange expression and didn't speak. After a while, the sound of dishes being washed came from behind.
A group of women, considered regular customers, chirped and advised,
"Who is this man? He brought people here to eat, not only did he bring them to eat, but he also took them with him."
"That's right, Brother Xiao Lin even served Chicken Lamborghini, and he shamelessly gave up his 1 million card in change."
"Hum, if you can't afford it, don't embarrass yourself."
"Oh, my, boss Xiaolin, don't get carried away. The emperor has three poor relatives, right?"
"It's over, Brother Xiao Lin is already feeling distressed and starting to cramp..."
Lin Chou waved her hands feebly,
"Shh, stop talking, stop talking, I want to be quiet."
Suddenly a cute girl jumped out from the crowd of women,
"Okay, okay, little brother, Jingjing is here~"
"..."
At the foot of the mountain.
Earl Leng was shocked, and his dark face was visibly filled with red.
"What's wrong, boss?"
"I'm so drunk that the boss is shaking when he walks."
"Hold on, hold on!"
Earl Leng was speechless and choked, looking up at the sky.
Who am I, where am I, what am I doing here, why do my ears work so well, why did I become one of the three poor relatives after giving one million?
Several younger brothers were still loading things into the car.
"Boss, I still have my annual leave. Can you take me with you next time?"
"Get out! Boss, boss, take me with you. I didn't even take my annual leave last year. I'll come a few days in advance to step in for you!"
"My ex..."
"Shut up, everyone!" Earl Leng squeezed out a few words through his teeth, "Get in the car and leave quickly!"
