In fact, Lin Chou is quite afraid of these old ladies and young ladies——
The group of pretentious aunts in red and green clothes who were responsible for forced blind dates by the Production Committee were ranked first, and this group of young girls and wives who sneaked out from the base city to play were ranked second.
The former will destroy your life with taxes and fines at every turn, while the latter can directly torture your personality mentally.
They are really...
Lin Chou didn't know how to describe it. Life in an alley had never taught him how to deal with groups of gossiping women. It was too scary.
Your aunt is still your aunt. If they get flirty, it has nothing to do with Wen Zhongjiu and Huang Dashan.
Can you imagine a scene where a group of forty or fifty Yingyan swallows burst into the door of the small restaurant and started to take off their clothes?
The swallows are thin and the rings are fat, the colors are colorful, the lace and embroidery are in full bloom, and the pieces of cloth are all of the same color...
They were going to the hot springs in the back mountain, so they all wore swimsuits inside.
But the problem is, the two gourd-shaped hot springs in the back mountain have dedicated changing rooms!
Not only Lin Chou, but also the sea hunters and hunters who were eating (crossed out) were stunned.
This isn't a surprise, it's a shock.
Is this a big fucking scene that I can watch without paying? ?
In the lobby of the small restaurant, there are only about ten gentlemen eating here and there, and the rest of the space is occupied by them. In fact, a group of older gentlemen no longer look at these women. They look at each other, looking at each other - —Are we still alive to survive today?
"You may not believe it, but the one in the Xiaoding one-piece swimsuit is the second daughter of the highly respected academician Tongxin An..."
"What the hell, the one with half-dress is Brigadier General Zhao's new second aunt..."
"Oh my god, I've met love. Whose family does that purple lace lady belong to? I want to come to propose marriage!"
"We won't be silenced, right?"
According to the current trend in Mingguang Base City, it seems that it is not unusual to silence someone who has seen something they shouldn’t have seen.
Look at Lin Chou again, with a warm smile in line with social expectations on his face. His eyes were as if they were stained on the cutting board. He didn't even raise his head, using a very ordinary and slightly serious expression. The voice whispered,
"Sisters, what's the old rules? I'll just ask Yourong and Chizhi to arrange for you to go to the back mountain..."
hiss!
All the diners thought to themselves: Maybe this is a smart person.
Look, the garlic on the cutting board is almost cut into nanometers, why should it be cut?
A group of sisters, big and small, with numbers A, D, and C, wearing swimsuits that had been put on beforehand, strutting with their chests high and heads held high, lined up through the kitchen one after another, passing behind Lin Chou, and even more, they were pinched Lin Chou touched his abdominal muscles, touched his forehead, patted his butt, and laughed as if he had taken advantage of something.
Chi Guoguo's teasing.
"Fortunately I was not asked for a discount..."
Lin Chou's back was covered in cold sweat and he was frightened.
It’s impossible to get a discount, even if you squeeze my butt until it’s swollen, you still can’t get a discount.
He didn't relax for half a second when he heard a miserable howl coming from behind.
Mr. Gungun was lying on the ground, his two bear paws hugging the fish tank that was the home of Juta, as if he would rather die than obey.
It was being dragged by dozens of women and the little traitor Su Yourong, holding JIO's head and dragging him towards Jing Quan.
There were several third- and fourth-level female evolvers in the large army, plus Chi Zhi, a blood god worshiper who could carry a cauldron. They actually dragged the ten-ton Gungun away, forcefully. ..
Women:
"Wow, Master Gungun, come on, come on, let's have fun together~"
"I haven't seen you for a day, but don't be shy and let my sister caress you~"
"Why are you so shy? My sisters will be sad..."
Gungun yelled at the top of his lungs: "Awww~"
Boss Lin is watching the fun below: (✪ω✪)
It's terrible, these women are terrible, poor Lord Gungun.
"Boss Lin, what on earth are Master Gungun shouting?"
"Yes, yes, it's so tragic. It makes those who hear it sad and those who listen to it cry~"
"Did you laugh to tears?"
"Even though Uncle Gungun screamed miserably, he just didn't take action because he knew what was going on."
"Yes, yes, it is a parent of food and clothing. The old man knows it well. If he hurts these women, no one will come to feed him in the future."
"Take off the holster, it's boring."
Lin Chou twitched his lips. He was a professional and had been trained to laugh easily.
"Gungun said: You are blaspheming!!!"
A bunch of heartless people:
"I want to go too, take me with you."
"Do you want to die?"
"Hehe... It doesn't matter, little sister or big sister. I mainly want to find an opportunity to have close contact with the living God."
"I remember that Uncle Gungun seemed to be afraid of water. No wonder he was so resistant."
"You are talking nonsense, Mr. Gungun is the true God. He is afraid of water. How can you be afraid of the things of God?"
"Well, it's true that he's not afraid of water. Uncle Gungun is just more resistant to sea water, no, he's resistant to women."
"Yeah, yeah, women are really scary creatures."
Lin Chou scolded,
"Stop talking nonsense and get lost. There are hundreds of your colleagues queuing up behind you. Be careful they come in and blow your skulls off."
The people inside were busy eating.
The infighting among the hunters is so weird, that is, only Lin Chou is willing to line up in a polite manner - after all, they almost demolished Bafang Tower and Yishanfang because they couldn't get a table and fought, not eight times out of ten. It's a little bit small, and it's probably going to be three digits.
Old Xue was really miserable.
Lin Chou shook off the strange thoughts in his mind and concentrated on preparing food for the young ladies in the back mountain.
Qingquan is a hot spring, and the water is a bit hot, but it is good for the skin. Even if their skin turns red every time they soak in it, they still like to stay in it.
Therefore, most of the things Lin Chou prepared were mainly for quenching thirst and relieving the heat and replenishing water. The sea stone flower coconut custard is definitely indispensable, plus some desserts, blended fruit wine, fruits...
Anyway, it doesn't look like a proper meal, nothing that can fill your stomach.
After Su Yourong sent them there, he suddenly came back and said,
"Shihu, Shihu, my sisters and aunties want to eat roasted rabbit, the kind with big teeth."
Lin Chou said "Oh" to express his understanding.
"The whole one?"
"Yeah! I want the grilled fish from before! Crispy meat that has been dried in marinade~I'll go to Shihu first~" Su Yourong jumped back and said, "I'll ask you to deliver it in person this time~"
Silence, a silence that lasted for dozens of seconds.
All the diners laughed wildly:
"Hahahahahahahaha..."
"Why the hell are you going to eat grilled rabbit and grilled fish? Brother Chou, I'm obviously going to eat you!"
“Boss Lin, here’s Ollie!”
"Who the hell dares to go here? You can't come out holding on to your waist?"
"I'm not saying why you guys have such filthy thoughts. My sisters ordered dishes costing hundreds of thousands. What's wrong with meeting the boss and asking the boss to serve the dishes in person? You're just spending money like water. If we leave it at Bafanglou, Lao Xue will have to come out to entertain him in person~"
"Old Xue: There is such a good thing!!"
"You are trying to kill Boss Xue..."
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The article has been submitted, and I am revising it to save the word count. I think I will be able to meet you soon. It is still the same account that wrote about the apocalyptic live broadcast.
