Bao Er arrived overnight carrying a custom-made drum washing machine that was five to six meters high and four to five meters wide.
Sitting on the threshold and breathing heavily,
"What's going on? What's going on?"
That thing weighed several tons at least. He was riding a little sheep, and a drum washing machine was riding on him. When he passed the city gate, those second-rate people almost laughed their teeth out.
Wu Ke showed the unique look of a top student, and after some careful calculations, he came to the conclusion,
"Brother Chou, finally stand up!"
Everyone:? ? ?
Anyone who talks only half of his words deserves to die!
The huge sound of the drum washing machine running came from the home tree. When the thing moved, it was like the waves crashing on the shore. The noise was extremely loud. In line with Mingguang's consistent principles, in addition to being strong and durable, this thing has other additional attributes. The final explanation All rights reserved.
If you put it all together, "noise" should probably belong to one of the "additional attributes" and is not included in the category of "quality issues" at all.
In just a few minutes, a large, square machine broke through the sound barrier with a loud bang, then ignited dazzling lake-blue sparks, and then turned into a long tail flame, easily passing over seven or eight mountain ridges, booming. A certain bald mountain was smashed with a sound.
Lin Chou stood in front of the smashed window and was stunned for a while: "Are you kidding me? My 100,000 circulation points..."
It's so ridiculous that it's useless. No matter how much you multiply zero, it's still zero.
Regardless of whether you have a small toothpick or a Diao Chan waist, at least there must be such a part to have the opportunity to expand and wait for good news.
Lin Chou raised his arm and looked at the wet hair.
Good guy, your hair is not even wet——
Is this true?
Is this polite?
Is this what it should look like just coming out of the washing machine?
under the tree.
Everyone looked surprised and weird, some suddenly realized it, and some were holding back internal injuries.
Bao Er shrank his neck and stepped on the little sheep:
"Well, I'm leaving first. My brother-in-law and sister-in-law are getting married today (not)"
Bao Er ran away in a hurry.
Su Yourong: "I'm going to shred the potatoes..."
Sister Da Yuexiong raised the dog hair on her hand: "I'm going to knit a sweater..."
Qualified employees must not appear with a group of idle bastards watching the boss at the same time, as this can easily lead to murder.
Wu Ke sighed deeply,
"Even mathematics can't save Brother Chou anymore. Isn't addition good? Why do we have to do multiplication??"
The news that Boss Lin shut himself up on the spot quickly spread within a small circle, and everyone who knew about it was smiling on their faces and in their hearts.
The good thing is that the restaurant's newly launched alpine sea king crab set meal has successfully attracted a large number of sea hunters, and Yanhuishan is overcrowded.
No matter whether you are cold-resistant or heat-resistant, no matter whether you are a diver or a swimmer, as long as it is related to sea hunters, they want it all.
"Excuse me, your mother's money. Don't leave this queue. Didn't your damn boat just capsize last week? You can't give up. You think the goddess of luck is your grandma. She patronizes your business like this. You won't die even once." Want to play again?"
"Even if your own mother dies, I won't die. Oh, what happened to the boat capsizing? I lost one of the nine people in the boat. Why don't you come and suck my big toe? Are you envious? Jealous? You're all blind. You are so angry!"
"..."
The queue stretched from the main entrance of the small hotel to the foot of Yanhui Mountain, leaving no place for the wilderness wanderers who usually hang out here to stay.
Both of them have bad tempers, who is spoiling whom?
But take a look at the woman who is over two meters tall and has an explosive look on her face. She is blowing the cold wind mixed with ice crystals brought by the home tree while knitting a sweater and drinking colorful snake wine. These evolvers who are not afraid of even the king of heaven and I can finally realize it clearly. Who is the mother?
After noisy and noisy, Changlong became strangely quiet, just irritating each other with their big bloodshot eyes.
——Your horse is gone, what are you looking at?
——Your horse is gone. Hey, what are you looking at?
——Your horse is gone. Do you have the ability to beat me?
——Your horse is gone, just try to touch me with your finger!
As soon as the newcomer took one step forward, the hair on his body stood up in excitement.
So weird!
What the hell is this?
What's going on?
What kind of evil skills are they doing here one by one?
"Wow, what's going on today, so many sea hunters!"
A large group of coolly dressed, gorgeous women, hugging candy bags and carrying young bamboo shoots, appeared at the end of the queue. There must have been fifty or sixty at least.
"It's so scary and murderous. What are they doing?"
"It smells so fishy...Sea Hunters, look, they are all so tanned."
"What do you know, little girl? This is called bronze. It was popular before the catastrophe. Oh my, my, my waist is not as thick as other people's arms. I really want to pinch it."
The sea hunters, who spend 365 and 370 days a year wandering around the sea without seeing even a male creature except goats and dolphins, have never seen this battle, and more than half of them immediately tightened their pretense. Cold storage, and at the same time vigorously flexing the muscles on his elbows-does this thing really have an excited little girl coming over to pinch it?
Should I ask her to pinch me? Or pinch it back?
Most of these fifty or sixty-strong women's army are the new daughters-in-law and little princesses of big families. The older ones are forty or fifty, and the younger ones are sixteen or seventeen years old.
They come to the mountain every few weeks. When ordering, they basically slide their hands from the beginning of the menu to the end of the menu. They eat everything they can. They never ask about the price. They only chirp like a repeater: " Lord Gungun? Why doesn’t Lord Gungun come out to play?”
In short, the average appearance level of the Detachment of Women is basically that of White Russia before the cataclysm, and it can be seen by the bachelor men of the Sea Hunters who can tell whether they have single eyelids or double eyelids...
The women's army walked up the mountain, and the sea hunters lined up behind them stared at the little butts in front of them that were twisting happily.
"Who can bear this..."
"It's well-deserved, it's well-deserved! This small restaurant in Yanhuishan needs to be better!"
"I just came here to have a meal. I didn't expect to find love."
"Go ahead and live your fucking dream. If you don't even look for a sea hunter to arrange a blind date, your mother will be a widow as soon as you step in..."
"..."
When it happened, I really couldn't look at the sea hunters. When I heard that sea hunters were signing up for various blind dates, the beautiful aunts in red and green wanted to sweep them away with brooms.
In the words of a certain matchmaker surnamed Mo, the contribution of these sea hunters to Mingguang’s fertility rate is not even half as much as that of Bai Shiba~
Yes, one white or half white is a common unit of measurement within the production committee.
If you are angry, you will not fight, hum!
A group of sea hunters looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, with sad tears falling from the corners of their mouths.
This ass is so moist.
The fiery eyes were all darting down three directions. It's nothing to take off clothes, I can peel off skin with my eyes!
And women are often very sensitive, this group of women...
Um?
Is this what respect looks like? !
If that damn guy in my family looked at me with a look that was one-tenth of the heart-wrenching strength, I would be at least three kilograms lighter when I weighed myself the next morning after drinking a bucket of water at night!
Just asking you if it's moisturized?
Do you know what it means that women are made of water?
——So the Detachment of Women in front started to twist even more happily!
Seeing this group of women, Su Yourong, who also comes from a big family, stopped cutting shredded potatoes. Her sister, aunt, and aunt screamed with enthusiasm, waving her little hands at Fang Qiu,
"Come on, four dogs! Four dogs! Xiaoqing, stay away! Hair ball? Niu Niu!!"
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emmm...
This chapter actually took me a few days to write, and I really didn’t even take the time to revise it and post it.
There is a feeling that people in middle age are about to die alone.
well...
It was another funeral for an immediate family member. This was the ninth elder to die in the past three years.
All my relatives and elders came back from other provinces and stayed at my house...
Basically, I'm entertaining and running around.
Sorry everyone.
