Life is boring and unsatisfactory.
For example, Su Yourong has clearly awakened into a living little loli with animal ears and has a super soft and fluffy snow-white tail. She is said to be the descendant of the wolf god and fallen elves who protect the Abyss of Evil Fire in Paris. She has various attributes, including dexterity, Tough and elegant, but that doesn't even make the shreds of potatoes she cuts thinner than her own fingers;
Wu, a young researcher at a scientific research institute, inherited his seed from a gold goblin miner. He was "born with a sensitive sense of smell for various minerals and artist-level creativity" and this would not lead to his promotion or salary increase. Lin Chou felt that after all, The reason is 100% because the old bastards at the Research Institute are as disappointed as themselves that Wu Moumou did not turn into a babbling green-skinned monster wielding a mining pick;
Chi, who is over two and a half meters tall and weighs half of Da Yue Xiong, captured a dangerous Evil Fire Puppet alive to use as a physical template. The Evil Fire Puppet, which claims to be only willing to attach itself to the strongest creatures, may have taken the wrong medicine or something. There is no idea of running away and letting Otsuki Hung sister explode into fireworks. She always acts as a qualified skin model and comes with exquisite flame tattoos and long hair. She is more beautiful than a fairy, but she is a fairy, but the function of this thing That means the big-breasted lady can only quench the surface of the plate when she washes it...
"Ha~"
Lin Chou fiddled with the brilliant constitution seeds in the small storage box.
This group of hot chickens who only know how to make money all day long are just like the physical seeds of the north and south. They are lucky and the icing on the cake. You can never expect them to provide help in times of need.
——On the third day when he wanted to escape but couldn't, Boss Lin felt very uncomfortable.
The Wandering Demon and Huang Dashan had a huge battle that shocked the eyes of the civilians, but the fire was put out in the time it took Sister Da Yuexiong to catch a dog...
Wandering Demon thinks this is a great puzzle sport to improve the genes of the dog group. After all, you can’t find pseudo-sixth-order behemoths like Si Gouzi anywhere. If reproductive isolation is not too evil, he even wants to replace the dog group. I'd like to borrow some kind of messenger from Mr. Gungun.
But Sister Otsuki Hung insists that when Si Gouzi's waist falls into a weak state, the quality of her hair will decline, become dry and hard, and even bring about more serious consequences. The final result is the synthesis of the Liushen suit that she has worked hard for for more than half a year. Failure, and gave an example to show that the waist is not good? The bald head of Prince Dashan is the best proof.
Shan Ye, who had been pinned to the ground and rubbed by the Wandering Demon for several hours and was innocently lying at gunpoint, immediately turned his back - you and the cold Tyrannosaurus shaved my hair with their own hands, and they still don't forget to sprinkle some on my wounds. Salt?
However, he forgot that he was facing an armed mad woman who could defeat Leng Han, who was wielding an extremely dense metal weapon without any consumption, using pure physical strength alone...
As a result, nearly 600,000 civilians and 20,000 well-known evolvers witnessed the Wandering Demon and Huang Dashan being beaten by Chi Zhi holding a four-god son. The sky was dark, the earth was dark, and the mountains and rivers were shattered.
Tragic, too tragic!
The two old men were beaten so hard that their shirts were blown out. With only a few strips of cloth left on their bodies, they ran away holding their bare buttocks in the dog hair.
Sister Dayuexiong retired after her victory. The dozens of tons of self-weighted "dog hammer" saw stars in her eyes, and was dragged back to the back mountain by Chi Zhi with its tail tucked away without any resistance. A wide trench was dug on the ground, whimpering. Tears welled up.
Eyeballs were jumping all over the place!
"Mom, damn, it is indeed the model of the spare boss lady, and it is still in the shape of Boss Lin..."
"Good guy, I hope this family of three won't quarrel, otherwise they will have to tear down Mingguang."
"Where did this family of three come from?"
"Boss Lin, Lieutenant General Leng, and Sister Dayuexiong, can't you help a family of three? Do you think I can't count?"
"..."
A group of evolvers who had never come to Yanhui Mountain to see the world fell into thinking:
Oh, it turns out that in addition to her incredible medical skills and various folk remedies with ulterior motives, this armed mad woman also has such outrageous combat prowess!
No wonder, no wonder those high-level bosses with eyes on the back of their heads still nodded and bowed and pretended to be grandsons when they went to Yanhui Mountain. The ones who were on guard were not the ridiculously good-tempered Boss Lin and Mr. Gungun?
There are also countless warriors who are in a state of dementia, and their tempers are rampant.
A Valkyrie that is so strong, so beautiful, with such a vigorous figure and such a violent aesthetic, isn't this the perfect match that every warrior family dreams of!
The sky has no eyes, why does she fall in love with a vulgar awakened person?
Woo woo woo...
In the afternoon, the frightened Bao Er brought Lin Chou news that made him furious:
"Old, boss, Shanye and Wandering Demon took the Jianfeng hunting team and the dog pack and headed towards Waiyin Mountain."
Bang!
The pan in Lin Chou's hand hit the ground.
Me, my yellow sand worm, was stolen?
I was thinking of running away in a team, but was I intercepted?
All the evolvers on Yanhui Mountain shivered at the same time, and their hair stood on end. The low-pressure cyclone continued to control Yanhui Mountain, and the air seemed to be frozen.
"Then, boss, I, I'll leave first..."
Lin Chou silently picked up the pan and rolled it into an iron lump.
"Hey, Shihu, why are you swollen~"
Su Yourong was wearing an out-of-season furry cloak, which made her pointed ears and big tail look less obtrusive.
Lin Chou sneered at the corner of his mouth,
"My dear disciple, what should I do if someone robs my master's business?"
"Huh?" Su Yourong conjured a pan from nowhere and waved it hard, "Knock him! Knock him hard of course!"
Lin Chou nodded with satisfaction,
"Well, that's right."
"By the way, how are your collections doing?"
When Su Yourong mentioned that Su Yourong had to dry and oil the carefully maintained collection every day, the little thing immediately became distressed.
"Hmph, that's not good, a lot of expressions are repeated!"
Pan casting is a highly technical task. So far, only Sister Otsuki Hung and Lin Chou can perfectly transfer a person's facial features onto the pan.
The most basic thing is to use strong force and sink, and it also tests the professional gestures and aesthetics of the pot holder.
Lin Chou counted 100 pots from the system cabinet.
"No, let's stick to 200. I've been a little nervous lately..."
Lin Chou smiled and was very kind.
"Well, in a few days, master will put together a set of emoticons for you, okay?"
"Okay, okay..."
Su Yourong laughed so hard at Lin Chou's sudden kindness that her hair felt as if she had fallen into an ice cave. She just wanted to run away quickly.
"Ah, I suddenly remembered that I still have a cart of shredded potatoes that I haven't finished cutting. Master, I'm going to practice. If you have anything to do, don't come to me. It's in vain~"
That night.
Some evolutionists witnessed the 5mx5mx5m specially-made super-large drum washing machine that Bao Er sent his younger brother to deliver that day, being thrown into Zushan from the home tree more than 200 meters high. It ignited like a meteor, and the impact was deafening.
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It’s the winter solstice, don’t forget to eat dumplings!
