Boss Lin basically did not participate in the discussion of these guys. He was still thinking about Earth Dragon.
Tsk, if you put that thing in a cast iron pot three centimeters thick, stir-fry it with thick oil and red sauce, and add some bamboo, it will make your mouth water.
"I think he was thinking about something delicious."
"Obviously, we just mentioned Earth Dragon."
"Not necessarily. Maybe Brother Chou wants to make the pickles he mentioned?"
"...Normal people would actually have any illusions about the taste of that stuff?"
"why not?"
Leng Han looked at Zhao Ziyu as if he were looking at an orphan in need of care.
"Ziyu, remember, ninety-nine percent of fish and shrimp marinated in soy sauce are smelly."
"What about the remaining one percent?"
"It's extremely smelly."
"..."
"Uh..." Lin Chou came back to her senses, "Why are you staring at me blankly?"
"Brother Chou," Zhao Ziyu held his chin with both hands, "I have to say that you seem to be really good at being in a daze."
"Well..."
WDNMD, is there anyone else who praises this?
"Just now I..."
"Brother Chachou!"
Zhao Ziyu said excitedly in a tone that said I have completely seen through you,
"Are you running away from home again? Where are you going to play this time? In the mountains or on the sea? Take me with you!"
Wow~
Everyone on Yanhui Mountain turned their heads and stared angrily, especially those outside the house. Their eyes seemed to have penetrated the mountain top and the wall, and focused on Lin Chou.
"Well..."
Lin Chou was embarrassed.
But who knows that he has such a criminal record.
"It doesn't mean that at all," Lin Chou pouted, "But when you say it like that, it seems that I haven't..."
"boom!"
"Crack!"
"Buzz!"
There were countless random sounds for a while. Some people crushed the skull carvings of alien beasts that were carefully carved in their hands and were ready to be sold at a reasonable price as a work of art. Some people broke their chopsticks. Some people were surrounded by layers of origin aura. Look at those few people. With that ferocious expression, it seemed that he might beat Boss Lin into a paraplegic at any time.
"I can't...brother..."
"I'm on the highest level package in the third month. I can reach the fifth level in no time!"
"Pig Heart with Shrimp! This is Pig Heart with Shrimp!!"
"Oh~" Lao Zhao said with a smile, "You see, sometimes introducing someone is more important than what you think."
Lin Chou suppressed his emotions until his face turned red——
What do these people mean?
I haven’t even said I’m leaving yet!
You guys can't hold back your rebellious mentality like this!
Although earth dragons don’t seem that attractive, but if you think about it, sneak away and grab a few earth dragons to find a feng shui treasure land with beautiful mountains and waters to grill them, and then order some ice-cold beer, tsk~
Of course, this is definitely not because Boss Lin wants to skip work again.
The main thing is to teach these guys who ignore the dignity of a qualified shop owner a profound lesson, so that they know what it means to have a sinister society and complicated hearts!
The more Lin Chou thought about it, the more he felt a burning and scalding impulse from his chest to the top of his head.
"This must be done and won!"
Who are the Evolutionaries? They are a bunch of old-timers, powerful ruffians and shrewd ghosts. Lin Chou and Lin Moumou's qi-nurturing skills can't be compared to one-third of Ali's. His thoughts are clearly written on his face. It can be said that these guys can drive directly from the kindergarten to the nursing home as soon as he sticks out his butt.
"He's going to run!!"
"Tied!"
"The kind with four horses hoofed together!"
"Turtle-shell style."
"Hang her on the rafters!"
"It's against you!"
The crowd was excited.
The attitude of the evolvers is just like that of an old lady rushing into the supermarket to grab discounted eggs and rice...
Lin Chou looked embarrassed - how the hell did they figure it out?
"Hey, young man."
Mr. Zhao put on the idle second-rate look passed down from the Zhao family. Based on his expression, it was basically certain that Zhao Er was definitely Zhao Qingcang's son...
"You are still too young. You have written everything in your heart on your face and you still ask others why they know?"
Zhao Qingcang laughed twice,
"Hey, Mr. Lin, we've finished the food and the wine. We, Lieutenant General Leng, came here after a long time and didn't even bother to go back to our house. Why don't you prepare these dishes for us girls?" How about you feeding the cat?"
Lin Chou:...
Obviously you are the only one eating, only you! !
Leng Han had had enough of this old and young troublemaker, but Mr. Zhao still thought of himself and said,
"Look, what a family scene, what a warm atmosphere, just like a family eating and chatting after the sunset before the catastrophe. It's a pity, tsk tsk, because of some picky little thieves , is it food or wine..."
Everyone:? ? ?
Old man, where did you get the so-called "family warmth" on this table?
Besides, if you just say this in front of a group of irrelevant gossips, aren't you afraid that Leng Tyrannosaurus and Lin Chou will become angry? ? ?
Looking at Lin Chou again, that naive and straightforward otaku face seemed to have just a little bit of embarrassment and nothing else.
but...
"Zhao! Qing!"
"Eh~"
The old man interrupted her neatly, not giving her a chance to find trouble and hit her.
The old man was rummaging around on the shelves near the counter.
"According to my old man's experience, only when something is said - oh - reveals the truth, or the fact that some people are thinking, then some people will become confused or even angry, yo, look what I discovered What, is this mushroom sauce, mushroom?"
"Hey, don't-"
Taking a finger of dark mushroom sauce into his mouth, Mr. Zhao's eyes instantly lit up.
"Damn, it's so fresh!"
Lin Chou wiped his face, his expression hardened.
"That's a truffle!"
"The kind that can poison the fourth-level Black Mountain wild boar?"
"Yes, the kind that can poison the fourth-level Black Mountain wild boar."
Zhao Qingcang held up the small, twisted glass bottle, looked at it blankly, and suddenly took another sip.
"Do you think you'll feel better after taking a few bites of this thing...burp..."
Boom!
Everyone is fucking stupid.
"Holy shit, shit, Mr. Zhao has been poisoned..."
"Boss Lin, why do you put such a toxic thing on the food shelf?"
"Don't talk nonsense, Boss Lin just hasn't found a way to detoxify yet."
"How to fix it? Damn, how to fix it?"
Lin Chou smiled slightly and looked at Leng Han,
"How long can you stay here this time? What would you like to eat at night? What would you like for midnight snack?"
Zhao Ziyu shouted and raised his hands,
"Brother-in-law, eat mutton. Your brother-in-law wants to eat mutton!"
Lin Chou: (ー_ー)
Leng Han: ψ(*｀ー??)ψ
Zhao Ziyu: (??_??)
"Wait, so no one really cares about what happened to Mr. Zhao. He is still lying on the ground. Damn it, he has started to foam, green!!!"
