As a mighty and majestic top chicken head that dominates the country (Yanhui Mountain)...Chicken King...well...that's what it means anyway, Master Sanhuang has always lived with a high toe. Arrogant and uncontested.
Chickens, isn't that all there is to it, snap, snap, step on an egg, eat super big super sweet wild bee pupae, build a few secret dens in the fragrant red bean bushes on the mountain, etc. ...
Of course, Master Sanhuang's chicken birth is not without pain. Sometimes, he also needs to watch with tears as his baby is boiled into hot spring eggs, fried into poached eggs, made into egg dumplings, etc.
This sometimes generally refers to morning, noon, and evening every day, which is really embarrassing.
It's all about living.
It's not easy for chickens to be born, Sanhuang sighed.
However, Sanhuang has always felt that this kind of life is perfect - except for the fact that the two-legged beast like a psycho always likes to let his wife, concubine, or child watch while he eats and stews.
Pervert you guys!
More than once, Sanhuang let out a roar of grief, anger, and rebellion, and rushed forward to try to fight those lunatics to the death. However, it was of no use. Sanhuang found that every time he did this, the two-legged beast would be killed. They are even more excited.
This is crazy...
I beg you to be human! Do I, Lord Sanhuang, live just to satisfy the perverted desires of you people? ?
...
"Lin Zi...you seem to have scared Master Sanhuang silly...it's over, it's over..."
Seeing Sanhuang staring blankly at the kitchen knife without understanding, Mr. Sanhuang's most loyal mother, Mr. Fan Warlock, was more than a little flustered.
Lin Moumou frowned and realized that things were not simple.
"Damn, this chicken is going to the sky. Even a kitchen knife can't scare it? Come on, bring me the boss's egg beater!!"
It’s just like a joke, you can’t even control the skill effect of Crock Pot Chicken through artificial micro-manipulation, and Lin Chou is still stupid—I invented this dish! You, Sanhuang, are responsible for making noises even when you say something? ?
One hundred eggs, a large bowl, and a whisk.
"Gah...gah..."
Sanhuang groaned in fear from deep in his throat.
It understands this thing so well. This is the most cruel torture instrument, covered in corpse liquid, with the ghosts of its countless white, fat and round children crying and wailing on it!
The warlock uncle licked his lips and held a complete big chicken leg in his hand, ready for it.
The skin of the chicken is golden, the fat is not dripping, and the rich red sauce exudes the aroma of wild vegetables and fungi, stimulating the desire to eat.
"Click~ton, tons, tons~"
Seeing his baby flowing out of the hard swaddling clothes, turning from a bright and round ball like the sun into a ball of chaos, Master Sanhuang let out a loud, not very sad cry:
"Cack! (My number 163897 is smashed! Have a good trip! Father is here~! Don't be afraid, be good!)"
In the eyes of people like Lin Chou and Warlock who can sense and see the surge of energy with their own eyes, at the moment Sanhuang spoke, a brilliant surge of energy burst out like a cloud and the sun appeared, and the Warlock's body was like a "halo of disaster" The thick purple ice and snow, which had no resistance at all, melted and disappeared in an instant.
Of course, some evolvers on Yanhui Mountain can also see this effect.
"Fuck, fuck, it's happening again!"
"Gah! I've eaten crock pot chicken 16 times and it still doesn't have any special effects!"
"First of all, you have to have a reliable relationship with Boss Lin."
"Bullshit, you're trying to get lucky for a lottery fan. Only a fool these days believes that the lottery is random!"
"Oh my god, every time I see this kind of scene, I feel that the Son of Luck is nothing more than that. It's a pity that he is just a temporary worker."
The splendid golden color made the Warlock Master look like a golden man - of course, it was impossible to see it with the naked eye.
However, ordinary people with a little more sensitivity can detect the difference between the warlock and the previous one.
His temperament had changed. A kind of vigorous self-confidence or something came directly from the depths of his soul, making his entire mental state completely different.
"Gan!"
With good luck, the warlock's tone was full of confidence,
"I'm going back to solve the problem! If this can't be solved, then let's just get rid of the person who caused the problem!"
With a pop, the warlock turned into a puff of gray smoke and teleported away - not even forgetting to take San Huang away with him.
"Tsk~"
Lin Chou held a bowl while beating eggs and stuffing centipede meat roasted with butter, garlic, fennel root into her mouth.
"I hope that unlucky child comes out alive..."
In the current state of the warlock, if he still can't figure out a way to solve the problem of synchronization between the "Plus version of the soul" and the original version of the body, then in all likelihood he will force the Little Overlord server to accept customers in order to continue to make money, and destroy the unlucky child by the way. The corpse is gone.
Don't think that this kind of thing can't happen. Mingguang officials really can't afford to offend the warlock master - and there is no need to give up the ability to produce a hundred, one thousand, and ten thousand fourth-to-five evolvers for a fourth-to-five evolver. Xiaobawang server.
With Mingguang's urine, isn't this just an announcement that a certain comrade has taken the lead for the great scientific research cause and for the survival, development and progress of Mingguang, let us all mourn in silence, and then send it to the person's family A big wave of compensation and this matter will be over.
Otherwise, what are you thinking about? This is the end of the world, this is the era of cataclysm, and there are so many people gone as you walk on the road. Who else do you want to talk to for some reason?
Just as Lin Chou was thinking this, he saw a familiar little guy squeaking into the house carrying a big bag.
"Hey, Ziyu, what are you doing?"
Lin Chou pointed to Zhao Ziyu's big backpack.
Zhao Ziyu's handsome face, which made countless mom fans scream in orgasm, suddenly turned a large area of blood red.
"runaway!!"
"Ah..." Lin Chou blinked, "What the hell?"
Zhao Ziyu became even more embarrassed, with large beads of sweat on his forehead.
"I, I ran away from home..."
"This is too much! I can't accept it!"
"Our old man is going to give me a blind date!! I want to hide in Zushan for a while!!"
Lin Chou continued to blink, his expression narrowed,
"Hey, this is not a good thing!"
"The woman is 13 years older than me!"
"Then she is only in her mid-twenties. As the saying goes, a girl in her junior year holds a gold brick and a girl in her thirties..."
"The three thousand female college students are among the immortals. The thirty thousand female college students are feeding the Queen Mother. Brother Chou, do you want to give it a try?"
"Ah..." Lin Chou said sternly, "Brother Chou has the best small cowhide field tent here. It is warm in winter and cool in summer, does not get damp and does not leak. I will give you 5 boxes of happy water, and then put this source Bring the crystal refrigerator with you. It can be used for 4 months without replacing the source crystal. Yes, you can also take these two large hams and 50 salt-baked chickens. Resolutely resist arranged marriages - Brother Chou can only help you so far. !”
"It's better Brother Chou, I'll just carry that thing away,"
Zhao Ziyu choked and said,
"By the way, Brother Chou has something else to do. When Lao Zhao came over later, you said you didn't see me. If our old man doesn't believe it, emmmm, I think Old Zhao is really no match for you, Brother Chou. You are very strong. Brother Chou, come on, come on, come on!"
"Ah this..."
Lin Chou stared at Zhao Ziyu who was like a moving hillock and then disappeared into the back mountain after a few ups and downs. He felt that he might have said all the "Ah, this" in his life.
"I haven't paid the bill yet! I didn't say I gave it to you for free, you naughty kid..."
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emmmm.
In fact, I am really desperate.
I recovered from my previous illness and attended another funeral.
In less than two years since Sanguan returned to his hometown, five elders have left, all of whom are close relatives who need to wear mourning and mourning. This...
Although it is said that the age of three views has reached this point, but I won’t say much about this feeling. Everyone who understands understands it. Those who don’t understand, I hope you never understand it.
It can be said that my emotions have collapsed...
Then I have been busy with getting married. Those of you who have wives probably know how frustrating this thing is. If there is any friction between the parents of both parties, it will be a disaster.
Just two words: Sorry!
The introduction is probably the current state of three people, one head and two big ones.
To be honest, I really envy you singles.
Slipping away.
