Lin Chou felt that he was not joking at all, but what was surprising was that Master Shan seemed to get a strange laugh.
"Gah ga ga, that push just now, eh, it was a stroke of genius that created Zhong Shenxiu, okay, I admit I didn't mean it, but it was such a coincidence, hahaha~"
Lin Chou: "..."
Really, doesn’t Ning think it’s a bit harsh to offend the big-breasted sister recently?
When Mr. Ye was young, he encircled and suppressed various wilderness tribes in the Zushan Mountains, including the Tiankeng tribe. They lived well for decades. There were so many animals. It is said that many people were captured at that time for research and filling. Mingguang's population is something like that, but no one in Mingguang understands the reason why the Tiankeng tribe has no levels but extremely high combat power——
In short, no matter what the situation is, judging from long-term experience, it seems that it has never been a big problem if Chi just beats the shit out of you Huang Dashan alive. Maybe he can even fight against Hong Dashan.
Have you been beaten enough? Or is Shi Lezhi optimistic?
In just a few seconds, Chi Zhi's body temperature has reached a point where a normal person cannot bear it. The grass on the ground emits a large amount of water vapor and green smoke, and quickly curls and turns brown. Everything within a few steps of Chi Zhi is You can feel the searing heat.
Lin Chou couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
Oh my god, let’s not mention the story about the dog beep system being offline and autistic. You must be reliable in the conclusion given at the end. Sister Otsuki Hung’s temperature can bake sweet potatoes...
Well, our little sister Akazhi is a very traditional and conservative person. Even though she has been hanging out with an unscrupulous boss for a year, she has not been infected with those messy bad habits at all.
For example, she still follows the tradition of the Blood God Clan and only wears an animal skin skirt and a tube top...
Emmmm, the tattoos on the large swaths of Sister Otsuki Hung's exposed skin that represented the strange and coquettish identity of the Blood God Clan's maiden were already very eye-catching, but now they are even more alive and flowing like red magma.
Huang Dashan took out a thermometer from nowhere and put it on Chi Zhi.
"I guess it's at least over a hundred degrees... I wiped the thermometer and it exploded..."
Lin Chou really couldn't stand this guy anymore, so he twisted his collar and threw Huang Dashan away.
Su Yourong was frightened.
"Master, master, Sister Akazhi seems to have a fever..."
"Fuck!!"
With an evolved person's physique, he can still think that it doesn't matter if he gets hot, but now it's on fire...
Lin Chou carried a bucket of ice water and poured it on Chi Zhi's body. However, the water turned into hot steam when it was far away from Chi Zhi's body.
Su Yourong's skin was so tender that her face turned red.
"Boom~"
Golden-red flames spurted out directly from the tattoo lines, and Chizhi completely turned into a burning person whose true appearance could not be seen. She floated up, and a violent roar and scream burst out from the flames, as if there was a demon hidden in it. .
Moreover, Akazhi's flame body is "growing" to a degree visible to the naked eye, almost instantly growing into a giant with a height of more than 5 meters.
As she "grows up", the flames on her naked body gradually thinned out, eventually leaving only a layer of a few centimeters on her body.
"Hiss~"
"Suck~"
The most commonly used words used to describe women's curves are probably exquisite, convex, voluptuous, bulging in the front and back, plump, fat, blah blah blah...
But, have you ever seen a pineapple expand into jackfruit instantly?
You guys with breast legs, this is so scary, a group of guys watching suddenly shed tears of shame.
Through the gauze-like flames, you can even see Chi Zhi’s pure white skin and the patterns on her animal skin skirt. Her long flaming hair is blowing in the wind.
"What's going on...ah..."
Sister Otsuki Hung suddenly opened her eyes and exclaimed. The flames were flickering in her pupils. It was so fairy. In this state, Chi Zhi seemed to have really become a god.
Lin Chou subconsciously suppressed a sentence,
"Are you worried about how hot it is?"
Akazhi: "..."
Lin Chou's true sight glanced over, but what he saw was not Chi Zhi's message, but a strange name:
"Evil Fire Puppet."
"You actually know this stuff?" The warlock uncle changed the emoticon on his face into a funny face.
"Did I say it out loud again?"
"Yes."
"Okay," Lin Chou no longer felt alarmed by the fact that he would occasionally speak out his inner thoughts unconsciously, "just tell me what happened to the evil fire puppet."
Sister Dayuexiong danced and put out the fire for herself...
However, when it comes to evolutions, they are very calm when encountering some things. For example, if they are on fire, they still take the time to study whether the fire can roast sweet potatoes?
The warlock watched happily,
"An interesting creature, well, an energy creature, or it can't be counted as a creature. They are commonly found in the abyss plane. They are rare in number and are very troublesome little things."
"This species does not have the ability to survive independently. They rely on powerful individual parasites to survive, but it can give the host an ability - recovery."
"It's not recovery in the conventional sense. How should I describe it? Every damage caused by the host's attack can be converted into a certain proportion of physical recovery. Well, yes, it's the original blood-sucking aura in online games. template."
"But this little thing is very disloyal. Every time he sees an individual more powerful than the host, he will immediately rebel. You know."
etc?
Is it really a living thing?
The dog beeping system is indeed broken, right?
How can a living thing be regarded as a kind of constitution?
Lin Chou said,
"Don't worry about that for now. Is Chi Zhi always like this?"
How can I wash the dishes like this?
Does it mean that light needs a boiler? The kind with unlimited energy? Apart from throwing plates, Chi can finally help me, Lin, to generate income and foreign exchange?
Hmm, maybe the old man from Blast Furnace will like this version of Akazhi...
"Tell me why I see happiness on your face, as if you wish she could stay like this."
"..."
"No, it will only be like this when it is parasitized for the first time. The flames will fade away after a while, but you have to think of extra ways to control the evil fire puppet. Once it is parasitized by it and leaves, the host will be affected no matter how old it has been. If it is powerful, it will explode into a firework on the spot.”
Lin Chou looked at the additional prompts given by the Eye of Truth.
"Well, it just so happens that's the least of my worries."
Perhaps it was because the dishes this time were so special that even the system had to wait until the effect occurred before it could sort out enough information for Lin Chou to look through. This bit of information was still obtained by Boss Lin from the large string of mysterious code stars. I understand it myself from things like numbers.
As for the deviation between the special effects of the dishes and the authority of the system, it is the solidification of an energy creature into a "physique"——
There are benefits too!
Even though the system boss knows that it is his fault, he is still confident and unreasonable, and he firmly refuses to admit the mistakes he made.
Isn't it just a small bug? Isn't he just a little evil fire puppet? Kneel down! Let this system honestly regard it as your "physique"!
Boss Lin expressed his melancholy over this: The GoBeep system is expensive. Speaking of which, did you, the old man, damage your brain because you didn’t upgrade it properly before?
Wu Ke, on the other hand, had no problem after just a burst of gray-yellow smoke. When he opened his eyes, he complained of hunger, as if he was about to starve to death at any time.
"Golden Goblin Miners: The ruling class of the country of Minazin Trench. Their lives are short but glorious. They are born with a keen sense of smell for various minerals and artist-level creative abilities.
Note: After the constitution reset is completed, the night vision range will be increased by X3~4.5. "
The physical resetting would not show any basic information about intelligence and physical agility under the eyes of true vision, but Lin Chou could clearly see that there was a fundamental gap between Comrade Wu Ke's physical fitness and a few seconds ago.
Well...
Different from any power system in the cataclysm era such as Awakening of Alienated Warriors, Wu Ke's is directly a genuine "bloodline inheritance" from another world. Maybe if you go for a blood test or something now, you will find that this thing has been It’s no longer an earthly account.
By the way, goblins seem to often appear in various games and movies. They are green and slimy. What is their other name, goblins?
"I'm hungry, Brother Chou, I'm really going to die." Wu Ke glanced at Sister Dayuexiong, the flame giant, and retracted his gaze as if he had been burned, "What have I become, Brother Chou, tell me, I haven't Becoming a monster, right?”
Lin Chou was silent for a while, heartbroken.
"No, it has changed."
Wu Ke: "???"
Lin Chou asked the warlock quietly,
"Have you heard of the Goblin bloodline? I think you should be quite familiar with this species. It seems to be from the abyss plane. What does a Goblin look like?"
The warlock uncle pinched his chin,
"Well..."
"That thing doesn't seem to have any particularly obvious characteristics. It's tall, short, fat, and thin. It's mixed race and mixed in all sorts of weird ways."
Lin Chou became even more heartbroken after hearing this.
"Won't he turn into a green little pickaxe-wielding monster?"
The warlock gnashed his teeth. He obviously didn't understand where Lin Chou's inexplicable disappointment came from.
"Probably... no... Well, what I said is a bit direct. Can you accept it? How about I use a euphemistic way of saying it..."
Lin Chou coughed and said,
"Well, I just think that little Comrade Wu Ke has been climbing around in the mountains recently, so he is quite suitable for this new bloodline. Well, that's it."
Wu Ke and Sister Dayuexiong needed to replenish their physical strength, especially since Sister Dayuexiong said that she wanted to tear up Huang Dashan raw and soak it into medicinal wine to wash their feet, which was expected to cause a lot of physical exertion, so Lin Chou gave them A lot of meat was prepared.
"Well, let's discuss whether you can let me go..."
Huang Dashan was tied around the waist with a bundle of black special animal sinew ropes, and the other end of the rope stepped under the feet of Sister Da Yuexiong who was eating.
"Heh." Chi glanced at Huang Dashan and said in a gentle tone, "I'll finish it quickly."
It was like a dog was tied up, I was speechless.
Lin Chou suddenly discovered that Su Yourong was still tinkering with the two remaining luminous seeds the size of sesame seeds.
"Stop playing, Yourong, you should have something to eat...wait..."
A huge question mark popped up on Boss Lin’s head.
"Why is that kind of thing still there? Hasn't it disappeared??"
Su Yourong put on her thin gloves, which were used to ensure that her fingers would not appear in the pot with the shredded potatoes after cutting them, and twisted the two seeds.
"Master, I can't say, but this seed seems to be attracting me."
Wu Ke here perfectly demonstrated the advanced experience of a veteran who leads by example.
"Maybe you two are destined... Why don't you try taking a bite?"
Yes, this is Wu Ke's experience.
Seeing something that he thought was delicious, he could abandon his thoughts and take a bite first. He had no idea how this guy survived when cameras were installed everywhere in the wilderness. It was really a medical miracle.
Lin Chou said angrily,
"Don't listen to this guy's nonsense, I'll tolerate you..."
There was something extra in Su Yourong's eyes.
"Master, I have read the menu of the new dishes several times. Can this seed really change a person's physique? Can it also work with a physique like mine?"
Lin Chou hesitated and said,
"Yourong, this is different from what you think. This is gambling, you know. Children can't gamble, and your physique is very special. I don't know if you can eat this seed. Will it have any effect? ..."
"Oh," Su Yourong fiddled with the seeds, "I know..."
Half of the reasons why Su Yourong chose to come to Lin Chou in the first place was because of her funnel physique, which regarded her roots as nothing. Otherwise, with this little girl's mind, there was more than an 80% chance that the Su family would be in charge of her in the end - if she was a The words of an evolutionist.
"master..."
"Um?"
Lin Chou raised his eyebrows. He saw that when Su Yourong touched the seeds with his ungloved hand, there would be circles of light with the texture of water waves every time, like small hands and seeds born from the seeds. Su Yourong's fingertips were intertwined.
Su Yourong said,
"It... really attracted me. It was a strange, intimate feeling, very comfortable. It seemed like it was trying to tell me something."
"I want to try it!"
...
A week later.
There were hundreds of constitution seeds the size of sesame seeds accumulated, and Lin Chou placed them in a delicate bamboo basket on the counter.
Wu Ke's painful experience and Su Yourong's positive example inspired Boss Lin, and he wrote the suggestion on the menu that "encountering the most suitable seed may create some kind of spiritual connection with the host itself."
The randomness of this thing is so great that it does not even rule out the possibility of suddenly becoming a non-human species. Everyone agrees that caution is necessary.
So in the past week, hundreds of people have given up seeds that may not be "suitable", and they are all stored here by Lin Chou.
"How about Yourong?"
Chi Zhi has basically returned to normal, but the tattoos on his body will always remain in that weird, flowing and faintly glowing state, looking coquettish and beautiful.
"The last two days should be over," Chi Zhi kept rubbing his arms and shoulders, "It's just that a lot of clothes need to be changed again - Boss, I feel very strange, my body is always sour, like It’s the kind that doesn’t stretch your muscles and requires a fight.”
Lin Chou glanced at it and then looked away.
"Your physique has been enhanced, mainly because the Evil Fire Puppet species seems to be born for fighting. If the host does not fight, it will send you a friendly reminder, emmmm, I think Master Shan can satisfy you very well. This is what you want, after all, beating him won’t cost you money.”
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