Chapter 1,287 Look, the little man is dancing

Style: Science Author: Qin ShanguanWords: 2200Update Time: 24/01/12 08:48:21
"How could you do this?"

Su Yourong frowned and looked at Huang Dashan.

Oh my God, how can there be such a person in the world? The first thing he can think of when he sees someone else being poisoned is to take pleasure in his misfortune?

It seems it's time to take out my big... frying pan and uphold justice and maintain world peace!

"It shouldn't be..."

Lin Chou still had a bunch of mushrooms and bamboo shoots in his mouth.

"let me see..."

Under the sweep of the Eye of True Sight, there was nothing wrong with Wu Ke's state, and he himself was also alive and kicking.

"Ah, why does this little man look so strange? Did he grow up eating a funny mirror?"

"Oh, it's actually wearing a skirt..."

"This is awesome, this dance is good..."

The dancing Wu Ke was full of energy. After a while, he began to dance with the little man in his fantasy. As he danced and sang, it seemed that he could take off his clothes at any time.

Lin Chou was also a little confused.

"This is impossible. You were poisoned after eating something I made. There was no warning before or after True Sight?"

Huang Dashan's eyes were blazing, and his pair of chopsticks danced like windmills. All the leftovers were collected by this guy into a big bowl, and soaked in soup.

"Snoring~"

He said as he ate his chowder,

"Maybe this poison is weaker? Look, everyone on the table has eaten it, and only Wu Ke can't..."

Bah bah!

What the hell is it that you can’t do anymore?

You can't do it anymore!

Wu Ke was complaining crazily in his heart, but he couldn't speak at all.

Even before he jumped on the table, he was just dancing casually. But after a while, Comrade Wu Ke's dance types have changed to 3 types. Each one is more difficult than the last, but his dance movements are unusually standard. , seems to have understood the essence of several dances.

Stop...

what happened?

Stop it...why is it like this...

Damn it! What the hell are you doing with my precious body? You are just a dead nerd! Don't do the splits! No! Don't...

"Click~"

Huang Dashan swallowed a big mouthful of rice as Wu's bones crackled.

"Say, it's too much. Linzi, if you don't think of anything else, I think he's going to die soon. Why don't we just tie this guy up? Oh, what's the name of that action just now, the invincible Hot Wheels with the butt backwards?"

Chi Zhi had already found a few semi-dry, thick animal tendons from the kitchen, which seemed to be from cows. The beef tendons that had not been salted were not very strong, but they were used to tie up Wu Ke. It's obviously enough to prevent him from making more dangerous dance moves. This guy is just a scientific researcher who is so thin that he will collapse if the wind blows.

The big-breasted sister said funnyly,

"Boss, you don't have to worry. This kind of hallucinogenic mushroom is not that poisonous. Based on our blood god tribe's many years of survival experience, most of the energy of this toxin is used to cause hallucinations. The more complicated it is. The hallucination of the toxin will actually cause less damage. Instead, what we should worry about is the toxin that does not directly cause coma or incapacity of movement without any reaction. Well, isn't there a saying that says, 'A dog that bites doesn't bark. '?"

Lin Chou and Huang Dashan were dizzy after hearing this...

By the way, you guys eat poisonous mushrooms in the tiankeng all year round. I feel like you have a lot of experience there?

There is really no problem with this. Although it sounds reasonable at first glance, when you think about it carefully, it seems that nothing is wrong at all. Hey...

"Papa~!"

The beef tendon made an unusually loud crunching sound when it was strangled on Wu Ke's body. Normally, Comrade Wu Ke would have screamed when he was treated so simply and roughly. However, now he has obviously been controlled by the illusion of dancing together. Ability, not only does it not hurt or itch, but it can even reach out like Sister Otsuki Hung,

"Come on, it's so happy~"

Everyone: "..."

What's even more frightening is that the big-breasted lady actually threw away her tendons and performed a ballet-like starting pose.

(ºyanº)

Huang Dashan panicked,

"Fuck, fuck, this hallucination, it, it, it's contagious!!"

Lin Chou: "???"

What kind of logic is this? Shouldn't it be that everyone has eaten poisonous mushrooms...

etc!

"Master Shan, you, what are you doing?"

Huang Dashan was bewildered and danced three little swans with Sister Dayuexiong and Wu Ke. He was dancing gracefully on his toes, and the curvature of his arches was so damn close to breaking his worn-out leather shoes.

"I, I don't fucking know, what's going on? I...I can't feel my jio..."

Sister Otsuki Hung has obviously accumulated a few more seconds of experience.

"Don't panic, calm down, you won't even be able to feel your hands soon."

Wu Ke silently gave them a big smile in his heart: "Yes, don't panic, calm down, soon you won't even be able to feel it in your brain...like...me..." .Same......

Su Yourong and Marshal Lin stared at each other.

"Master, why are we okay..."

"Well..."

"Do you want to call the doctor?"

"Well..."

"Master, please speak!"

Lin Chou pointed at Wu Ke,

"I don't think doctors can control this. Look at Wu Ke."

Su Yourong took a closer look and found that among the three swans (perhaps more appropriately called the ugly duckling), the smallest and weakest among the three people who were crowded in a row on the table. There is a faint glow in the layer, light green, a light but bright color like the young buds sprouting from under the snow in spring.

The glow condensed as Wu Ke rotated and jumped, slowly converging into a flowing vortex, and seemed to become thicker and taller every moment.

It was just flat at first, but after a few difficult spins and jumps, the vortex grew to the height of Wu Ke's ankles.

"Wow!" Su Yourong exclaimed, "Master, master, is he about to awaken?"

Lin Chou used his true vision ability to observe the flow of origin around Wu Ke and within his body, and he chewed his teeth.

"It doesn't look like it. I've seen many people awaken. It's basically the source that is highly concentrated and condensed in a certain place in the body - the alien beast source crystal. Human beings seem to have a similar 'spot', but it doesn't seem to change in the end. It’s just Cheng Yuan Jing... As for what he looks like now... well... the origin is completely separated from the body and operates outside the body, and it has not yet had any form of connection with him."

Okay, these are not the point.

The point is, not only is the Eye of True Seeing completely silent, but even the dog beeping system doesn't respond - is this really mushroom poisoning and not some special skill? ?

"Master... I guess their next move will be that..."

No need for that. Boss Lin has already guessed it. It is the famous but unknown figure skating move in which one spins oneself on the spot and throws oneself out for more than ten meters and lands on one leg.

Gan!

You'll probably break your ankle 90% of the time, right? Or neck?