Chapter 1,261 gives you a reading comprehension

Style: Science Author: Qin ShanguanWords: 2240Update Time: 24/01/12 08:48:21
Chi Zhi wanted to speak but stopped; Su Yourong wanted to speak but stopped.

Lin Chou...

Lin Chou wants to say Ma Maipi...

Good things are indeed good things. Obviously this is a proposition beyond the taste cells of the human body. Just knowing that it tastes good is enough. To what extent does it taste good? I'm sorry, but your taste is actually very limited in development - just rely on your brain. If you want to use love to generate electricity, you can't see where the ceiling is.

Of course, that's not the point. The point is that after eating all the food in thirteen strokes, Su Yourong's greedy temper was unleashed, and the beeping system still didn't give any prompts.

Lin Chou: "???"

That's it?

Perhaps hundreds of chapters ago, I had said: You play with so many moral standards and the lower limit is too low, so that a good young man like me, who is guided by the core socialist values ​​​​and full of justice and sunshine, cannot make anything that meets social expectations. of positive reviews.

Damn it, I will uninstall you if you keep doing this!

"drop!"

"Congratulations to the host for producing a recognized delicacy: the horseshoe crab set meal. The first production has a 120% special effect bonus, eliminating some negative effects, and the strength and agility are +123.

After the host's wild guessing like a headless fly, he actually accurately defined the special alienation ability of the sixth-order marine alien horseshoe crab in the system's uncompleted data (applause should be given here), and cleverly avoided the superiority of its efficacy. Extract another tip of the iceberg and display it in a new dish, so the intelligence value is -1 as a reward.

Mirror and round hairpin: If the person who eats this dish has a lover and is one level higher than the partner, then after the two are broken due to various majestic or force majeure relationships, the chance of the broken mirror being reunited will be greatly increased; on the contrary, the chance of reunion will be greatly increased. Amplitude reduced.

(Note: higher than level 2, the effect is outstanding; higher than level 3, armor-breaking with critical hits; higher than level 4 - why don't you go and get it back?)

Yuanyangxianxian (disabled, unique): Anyone who eats this dish has a 33.3% chance of obtaining this special effect. When the person who eats this dish dies, a person of the opposite sex can be randomly designated to exchange most of their vitality for the ability to die. , after successful use, the designated person is immune to the death, and the designated person and the designated person enter the dying state at the same time.

Note: The near-death state is also a rare experience. Excessive indulging in it may lead to permanent brain death, or there is a certain chance of understanding part of the true meaning of death. The next death process will be extremely smooth and will not encounter unnecessary pain. The special effects are mandarin ducks. The chance of obtaining Xianxian increases by 11.1% (can be obtained repeatedly)

Note: One pole is bought and sold, but you can choose to buy another pole. "

Drop~

Your system's living dad activates his exclusive skill: [Unexpected Disaster]

Your waist has been penetrated by a mysterious force, and you are more energetic.

——By the way, has this dog beeping system been affected recently?

Then as usual, he ran to the back of the counter and waited solemnly for the system man to carve the names of the dishes, pretending that he had written another piece of calligraphy that was unparalleled in the world.

Lin Chou was really very professional in doing this, without any flaws.

At this moment, a group of hungry, drooling zombie-like guys rushed into the small restaurant.

"Ah? Didn't catch up?"

"wipe..."

"Master Shan, I hate you so much."

As soon as the small sign was hung up, these guys were immediately confused.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"I'm so proud..."

"Excuse me for being uneducated and running around the world with just one word."

"What's wrong with being uneducated? Dad has strength!"

"A rubbish level 4 junior scum deserves to be mentioned with the word "strength"? You know how to write these two words, and you certainly don't know which page they are on in the third edition of the Xinhua Dictionary. There is no doubt that they are rubbish, hetui, how big is the forest? There are birds!”

"How big of a bird is there in the woods?"

"When the bird is big, not only will there be woods, but there will also be girls."

“What’s so big about a girl that a bird can’t get in?”

"I seriously doubt you are driving..."

"I doubt you're being suspicious."

Lin Chou: "???"

Damn it!

Co-author: You all lack a sufficient social beating today, right?

Huang Dashan smiled like a child in Shi Lezhi,

"Next time you run away, Linzi, I guarantee they can stand with a wreath on your face and carve barrages on your face with their own hands."

Lin thought about it and felt that the customer is God. As a qualified boss Lin, he must give a certain degree of affirmation to God's behavior——

There’s no way to be sure that this is true!

Take it with a grain of salt...

Lin Chou had a gloomy handsome face and stretched out his hand to signal to Su Yourong and Sister Dayuexiong:

Eat, eat quickly, don’t leave a drop of oil in the new dishes from the untouched horseshoe crabs in the kitchen!

What?

You can't eat it?

Promote!

Aren't there still four dogs? !

Su Yourongchi's raid here is in progress.

Over there, the king of yellow??strong mouth??bad waist??the leak-picking king??the prince of the left bank??Da Shan made an incisive, culturally connotative and resounding summary of the shit-talking all over the world,

"Awesome!"

It is better to die than to live. How many people want to die when they are alive? If they want to die, they are not willing to die in the wilderness!

"A substitute for death, it's really a life-saving straw."

"Why don't I believe it? The original price is 350,000, and there is a 40% discount for the first order. The original price will be restored afterward... Wait, I don't understand. Does this mean you can eat this thing a second time?"

"Gan..."

“And there’s no limit on ordering one portion per month!”

"Holy shit... Malzahar, this is actually an illusion, right?"

"Ah haha, I died, but I stood up right then, with my hands on my hips."

The atmosphere was like blacksmithing. Every evolver was feverishly imagining killing an extremely valuable beast that he had not dared to kill before - emmmm or a human?

In short, the days after the rush are all so damn sweet!

"Brother Chou, give me a bowl of soup. Less spicy, more meat, more pig blood, more pig urine, more soup."

Wu Ke came out of nowhere and glanced at the newly hung menu with a look of disdain and disdain.

"Yuanyang Xianxian? This is a desperate mandarin duck! Then the designator and the designated person enter the dying state at the same time, so can't you see the word "boss", or the bold red letters!"

A bunch of rough guys, barely able to read a few words and let them have a look at it, do you want to know something about reading comprehension?

Master Shan frowned,

"It's just luck that you didn't die. Who cares about that?"

Wu Ke pushed up his glasses, reflecting a strange light.

"What if you can kill you when you trigger this state? I mean, what if, for example, enemies, strange beasts, etc. are not dead yet?"

Huang Dashan: (⊙_⊙)

Wu Ke smiled and said,

"She probably hopes that you can use this ability to directly lose two combat powers. By the way, you might as well consider the fact that female evolvers are always relatively rare~"

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