You see, there are differences between people.
And this difference can be far greater than the distance between humans and dogs.
Just like some people, they are as gentle as jade, elegant, elegant and handsome, but they still cannot get the approval of their ugly future father-in-law. When they meet, they are served with a heart-pounding punch weighing 50 tons, and they do not rule out using it at any time. The possibility of source crystal cannon.
And some other people, even if they are full of swear words, have stubble, beards, look even worse, and have axe-shaped and hammer-shaped brains, they can be favored by super beauties. With a wave of their hands, they can get 400,000 yuan, a big butt and a curvy butt. The single guide to women’s soldiers of all ages, how can they be bossed around——
Well, it's just like an arm, maybe it's better than my own hands, it's soft and gentle.
Look at the treatment of Mr. Shan. He curses and is worse than a gangster. What’s the result?
All the young and old men in Quan Mingguang had admiration written all over their faces.
"This old man is really cruel."
"Sure enough, it's not unreasonable for Queen Luanshan Ye to fall in love with this guy."
"My God, when I'm about to die, I need to be as calm as this guy, oh~ with a smile on my face!"
"It's a pity. Mr. Shan is a bit rough as a person, and his personality is a bit fucked up. But if he really died like this, I would really feel a little uncomfortable."
Huang Dashan had no time to care about this. Under the dual supervision of Doudou's bloodline ability and Lin Chou's True Vision, he put himself into a state of heroic sacrifice... crossed out... and was ready to be slaughtered.
"Excuse me, mother, I don't want to play anymore."
"It's going to explode, so full!"
"Oh~oh~"
"It's really not possible anymore..."
"I'm going to die...ah...I'm going to die..."
The Night Queen's face was ashen as usual.
The main reason is that the Queen feels cheated. The dog didn't even bark so hard the last time he climbed into my bed!
Ah,
man,
Sure enough, they are all big pig hooves.
Love the new and hate the old!
Have you fallen out of favor with me so quickly?
Huang Dashan lay paralyzed on the ground in a large shape, receiving food from a group of big men himself.
A full eight people were responsible for holding down his limbs and head——
Well, the one who is responsible for putting the rolling pin into his mouth is said to be the most powerful and bad-tempered cook in the entire garrison. It is difficult to evaluate his skills at the moment, but every recruit who joins the army must go through this man's huge canteen. During the test, as long as there was leftover rice, the respected old man would handle it with his own hands, holding a rolling pin.
Therefore, his feeding skills should be the best, and it is quite appropriate for him to serve Grandpa Dashan.
"I...Gan...Li...uh...Li...uh...Mother!"
Huang Dashan said words that no one could understand, and he was moved to tears.
Lin Chou stretched out his hand to mark the scale for the canteen master.
"Okay, come again, that's it for now, don't feed him anymore, he's going to explode...wait a minute, let the energy balance again..."
Everyone at the scene looked at each other in shock - they have grown up and experienced so much, but they have never seen anyone use such crude means to reconcile the original capacity and density of the body.
It's really scary.
Considering that Huang Dashan is now an origin explosive device comparable to a 500 caliber, everyone silently moved back to a distance that they thought was safe.
Lin Chou encouraged him in a different way,
"Master Shan, hold on. Aren't you known as the cold-faced killer of the durian kneelers? Try harder, use more force, and take another bite - how about you get up and do a few S-squats and then jump up and down?"
Huang Dashan's mouth was full of spittle,
"Are you really pounding the foundation? Are you still jumping around? Say... don't be so rude... let me rest for a while..."
"That won't work!" Lin Chou said, "The energy of this thing returns very quickly. If it can't be connected, it's easy for you to boom on the spot. For the sake of your life, brother, think about Mingguang's loneliness... Mom, think about the 400,000-yuan girl group in Luanshan that is waiting for you to run. Be good, have another bite, hurry up... wipe it, why are you disobedient, master, give me a fight!!"
In response to Huang Dashan's whimpering voice, Lin Chou said in a persuasive manner,
"Master Shan, you have to think clearly. Only by enduring hardship can one become a master. What's more, this durian is sweet."
"One, two, one, two, work harder!"
"Sixth level, the noble sixth level is right in front of you. You can reach it as soon as you reach out."
"My surname is Lin, I promise you that after you finish this durian, there is a 80% chance that you will jump directly to the sixth level. The rolling thunder is waiting for you, and it will not kill you. You are the first person in Mingguang to jump to the sixth level by eating and waiting for death. He is a wonderful man of high rank, he will leave his name in history!"
Huang Dashan: "Your mother and I will die together with you, you'd better let me die..."
In short, the scene was quite tender and tear-jerking, and everyone present was moved to a cold sweat by Lin Moumou's eloquence.
"Damn it, I didn't know before that this Lord Poseidon always talks like this??"
"Emmmm, don't tell me, it's really something. I can feel Prince Dashan's strong desire to survive."
"Huh, his motivation for living is probably to wait until the sixth level to beat Lin Chou and the canteen master to death, right?"
"Stew Lin in an iron pot?"
"It's too scary. Hey, whoever recorded it, if my son is picky about food in the future, I will put tape on his eyelids and let him watch this video!"
"You all know nothing! There is a hint of unrulyness that has seen through the vicissitudes of the world, and there is a hint of polite hypocrisy in the truth. Master Lin's way of speaking is indeed extraordinary~"
"Stop talking about it, I was just thinking about it. Boss Lin and I Leng... so-and-so, they are such a damn perfect match. They are both upright and strong. I really hope that the two of them can create more brilliant sparks in the future. Let's I even save on fireworks during the Chinese New Year.”
"Oh? Do you mean they quarreled after they got married? You really don't have a bad mouth! Do you know what kind of strength Boss Lin is? Do you know what kind of strength General Leng is? I would be serious if the two of them fight. I doubt they can destroy Mingguang by the way..."
There are all kinds of nonsense, from Huang Dashan to Boss Lin and the boss's wife, whether the child will follow the root of the problem, whether you want to get a little bit of Mr. Sikong's character to neutralize it, etc., the building is already in a few minutes. Off to the Northwest Wolf City.
Huang Dashan was still alive and kicking, and the spittle spewing from his trembling fingers betrayed his mood at this moment.
"You... burp~ can you respect me a little bit?"
Oh, yes, yes, here lies a pioneer who will become a hero of the human race after he dies* Qing Shi Ming* Dashan* Huang!
Zhao Qingcang's lips twitched at the sight. It seemed that this old guy couldn't bear it anymore.
He asked in a surprisingly "kind" tone,
"Thief Sun...are you okay?"
"What the hell? Who can't do it?" Huang Dashan glared at his neck and slapped his waist fiercely, "Help, help me up!!"
