The question Wen Chongjiu was thinking about was very rational - after his beauty and strength whetted the appetite of his ex-gay friend, the gay friend turned into a reserve father-in-law.
emmmm...
Unless the father-in-law is knocked over on the bed with two kilograms of small blue pills, otherwise from any technical point of view, the possibility of being killed by the father-in-law is relatively high.
He sighed.
There are many difficulties. How about bringing back my second uncle and fourth uncle, who are so dark and powerful, to put a sack on the fat man?
Wei Qingyu looked at him and said in a very unreal tone,
"Jiu'er, are you thinking of something very rude?"
Wen Zhongjiu was shocked,
"No need, no need."
A daughter is a slave to a father who controls you. Your idea is really dangerous. Do you know what you are going to face?
Wei Qingyu stretched out his unusually beautiful figure,
"It's more relaxed here in Xiaolinzi. My father is very careful about me now. He makes sure I bring my watch with me every day when I go shopping."
"Are you afraid that you will find a reason to miss the agreed time to go home? You are really on guard." Wen Chongjiu said helplessly, "I can't always let the garrison call Lao Wei over for meetings, once or twice No problem, it will be easy to see if there are too many. If Lao Wei finds out that it is me, he will definitely empty my wine cellar."
Wei Qingyu pouted,
"What's wrong with moving you a few bottles of wine? You still think about the wine. My dad said that your wine cellars are everywhere in Mingguang. You have hollowed out Mingguang."
There was lightning flashing in the corner of Wen Zhongjiu's eyes again,
"That's why I'm worried. Your dad knows the location of almost every wine cellar I have. Just thinking about it makes me feel like I'm going to die socially. It's so scary."
Wei Qingyu's eyes sparkled with the excitement that a little girl had before going on a roller coaster.
"We have to find a way...how about...how about we show our cards..."
Wen Chongjiu immediately shuddered,
"Can you wait a little longer..."
"Um?"
The expression on Wei Qingyu's face changed in an instant, becoming as passionate as fire...ah, no...to be precise, fire had already emerged from her eyes and nostrils, and could turn into raging flames at any time. Warm and heavy wine breaks the bones and raises ashes.
"What do you mean?"
"Are you sorry?"
"Okay, you old gangster, it's only been a few days and you've already changed your mind!"
Wen Chong drank wine and covered his forehead,
"No, what I mean is that I'm not sure I can hold your father's sword now. After I practice seriously for a few times, I can hold back my ultimate move and try to use 'Dukang Drunkenness' to knock your father down and make him drunk for thirty." Next year, when he wakes up, there will be a large group of grandsons and great-grandsons, and every grandpa, grandpa, grandpa, grandpa will make soy sauce for him to drink every day. I don’t believe that this fat man will still..."
"Dislike! Don't call my dad fat!"
"So you agree with my plan?"
"Have a big dream! Do you want me to warm your bed?! You put me down first!"
"..."
Lin Chou was tinkering with the old duck soup in the kitchen, watching the pots and bowls on the chopping board buzzing with the roar of Sister Qingyu, and couldn't help but shrug.
"You said that if Wen Zhongjiu really marries Sister Qingyu, will the future tutoring be just a whip dipped in cold water? Oh no, a whip dipped in fire?"
Facing such a fierce old lady, Lin Chou trembled to the core.
Although this eldest sister always took great care of him and the Dasha brothers when they were at the zombie shooting range, it would not change her fierce character. With just a swish of her whip, she could kill even the most thorny zombies in the shooting range. It has to be shaken into chaff.
Living corpses without intelligence know how to assess the situation, let alone people with normal outlook on life and sound limbs.
Leng Han had a frozen face, still thinking about Wei Qingyu and Wen Chongjiu stealing her soup.
"I haven't had a few drinks yet..."
Lin Chou put a few more fragrant red bean cores in his pocket, and then he felt a little better. The sequelae left in the Crystal World were so terrible that Lin Chou felt that he would basically say goodbye to ducks in the future.
"Is this your first time drinking salted fish soup?"
"Yeah." Leng Han nodded, "It tastes better than fresh fish soup."
Lin Chou said,
"The main reason is that the people who make salted fish are very skilled in their craftsmanship. They not only remove the fishy smell, but also don't have that weird fishy smell that comes from pickled fish."
"I know, I know, you've said it many times, people who pickle salted fish are very good, okay."
Lin Chou laughed a few times,
"Do you still want to eat?"
"Eat, why don't you eat? She drinks my fish soup, and I eat her duck."
Lin Chou nodded and said,
"It's a pity that the Qiong Bamboo was destroyed by the meteor in Wolf City, otherwise it should be able to produce bamboo shoots now. The sweet bamboo shoots in the back mountain are really not suitable for Lao Ya Tang, but the bamboo shoots of the Bijia Bamboo can get along."
"oh..."
"hehe..."
Lin Chou was in a panic.
What's wrong?
what happened?
Why is there suddenly no topic?
What should I say to make the situation less awkward?
"Clang!"
A sudden loud noise interrupted the two people's silence for three seconds, which lasted for a long time.
Lin Chou rushed out like a gust of wind,
"What's wrong? What's wrong? Uh..."
So Lin Chou and Leng Han saw this scene:
Wei Qingyu and Wen Chongjiu, one by the window and the other by the wall at the end, were studying the patterns on the roof of the beam with six tables in between, and the things on the table they were originally using were It fell to the ground.
? ? ?
Lin Chou said inexplicably,
"You are..."
"fine!"
"fine!"
Leng Han was confused,
"Is there a quarrel?"
"fine!"
"I said it's okay!"
Lin Chou and Leng Han looked at each other speechlessly.
"I'm leaving!" Wei Qingyu said, holding his forehead.
Lin Chou's face turned red as if she had been steamed, her forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat, her breathing was rapid, her eyes were wandering.
"I...I'll send you..."
There was nothing unusual about Wen Zhongjiu's face, except that his walking posture was a bit strange.
Wei Qingyu suddenly said,
"No, no need. I, I suddenly feel dizzy. I want to go back and wash my face."
Wei Qingyu staggered through the two of them, carrying a gust of fragrant wind.
Leng Han murmured,
"Dizziness?"
Lin Chou felt something was wrong at that time——
What a joke!
Will a powerful awakener like Sister Wei Qingyu get dizzy?
She only beats others until they are dizzy, okay!
"emmm..."
Lin Chou pondered for a while, then came to a conclusion and stopped talking.
"I said, sister Qingyu is probably pregnant, right?!"
"puff..."
Wen Zhong drank a sip of wine and pressed the tea without suppressing it, and blood spurted out.
"no!"
"No!"
"impossible!"
"Don't talk nonsense!"
"It's not okay to just think about it!"
"Well, you guys talk first, I'll go see Qing Yu."
One minute passed, ten minutes passed, twenty minutes passed.
"No, I have to go take a look!" Leng Han frowned heavily, "Is something really wrong with Sister Qingyu?"
Lin Chou stopped him symbolically, but didn't stop him.
Yes, the two of us are chatting with each other over there. Sister, aren’t you ruining the atmosphere by going over here?
As a result, Leng Han came back, alone.
"Where are the people? Why are they all missing?"
Lin Chou chuckled.
"There's no need to ask, the two of us must have gone to a world together."
Leng Han said worriedly,
"Sooner or later, Uncle Wei will fight him."
Lin Chou's face was full of joy,
"Yeah, yeah, I'm really looking forward to it."
Leng Han: "..."
