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The big cat, whose whole body was filled with brilliant original aura, showed one of the few human expressions in his life. The piercing golden eyes filled with thought-provoking questions about why the duck flew away and whether it could fly back wherever it went. Confuse.
Master Shan burst out laughing - this big cat looks so stupid!
The big cat's eyes wandered back and forth twice between Shan Ye and Lin Chou, who had their heads raised and akimbo.
"Hahahahaha~"
So Shanye was enveloped by a fishy wind.
The big cat suddenly flapped its wings and raised its tail, chewing something hard.
"Crack, bang, bang, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle."
Everyone was shocked——
"Damn it, Mr. Shan was eaten!"
"Ahhh it's even chewing."
"What a big mouth~"
"Yo yo yo, I heard Master Shan calling~"
Look!
This is our uninhibited, free-spirited, handsome, free-spirited and responsible Mr. Huang Dashan. He shines as brightly as the sun wherever he goes. Any small gesture can win everyone's attention and love, and he can be loved by thousands of people.
"Well," a voice said weakly, "Should we save someone first?"
"Beer, drinks, mineral water, grilled fish fillets with peanuts and melon seeds, come on, brother, stretch your legs..."
"Eh? Two grilled fish fillets!" said the voice.
"Okay~"
Huang Dashan revealed half of his wet face from the tiger's mouth.
"I'm knocking... ah ah ah... Linzi save... life... ah ah ah..."
Lin Chou held her chin, thinking about something, and said quietly to someone,
"Stealing business?"
In the darkness, the hand that took the two grilled fish fillets quickly took it back.
"Hey Hey..."
The big cat moved its mouth very perfunctorily, and spit out Shan Ye on the ground with a "poof" sound.
It looked at Master Shan like he was looking at a piece of shit.
Huang Dashan wiped his face and felt that he was deeply hurt by this look.
"What are you looking at?"
The big cat turned its head covertly.
Everyone swished away their weapons, showing expressions of joy.
"This big cat knows his stuff."
"Thank you, I don't look at shit, it's disgusting."
"Don't you think you feel a strange sense of intimacy when you see this big cat?"
"Some, some, just like seeing Uncle Gungun. I really want to go up and jerk off a few times..."
"You are so dirty!"
"???"
Lin Chou said to Huang Dashan,
"Go and change your clothes, you're exposed."
Shan Ye smiled slightly and worked hard to bulge his muscles. His muscles felt as if they were about to burst out of his clothes.
Looking sideways at the big cat, Huang Dashan showed a particularly rippling smile, which was mixed with a particularly rippling murderous intention.
"Linzi, what do you think of the tiger-skin cloak? Does it particularly complement my majestic body and broad mind?"
Lin Chou silently stepped back half a step, making a gesture of "you go, please come first".
"Please let me see it."
Huang Dashan: "..."
Am I pretty and you don’t want to help me?
Boom boom boom!
A wellhead suddenly appeared in the sky. Leng Han, Zhao Ermi's sisters and others fell out of it, turned over in mid-air, and then landed firmly on the ground.
"Don't do it..."
Lin Chou spread his hands.
Huang Dashan breathed a sigh of relief.
He put his hands on his hips, smoothed his hairstyle with his hands, and took a deep look at the retching big cat.
"Today, you are lucky."
"What's going on?" Lin Chou asked.
Leng Han looked at Lin Chou in embarrassment.
"You can't eat it..."
Lin Chou: "???"
big cat:"!!!"
Zhao Er waved away the crowd and stepped forward to explain,
"We have been following this big cat for more than a month. It... is probably Mingguang's sacred object..."
Lin Chou was startled——
Where do you throw me?
How many days has Uncle Gungun been away?
You guys are just trying to usurp the throne?
By the way, shouldn't a serious creature be a bug?
"Ahem!" Zhao Er had helplessness written all over his face, "This is the situation. The first generation of holy objects, emmmm, have you seen the thing painted on the mural in the tiankeng? How should I put it? It's not too serious. A bunch of messy things were tricked by Mingguang and various tribes in the wilderness. I don’t know if they died or ran away. In short, they left behind a bunch of weird blood descendants, and even some with living corpses... ugh! That thing is also It is the second generation holy object. After all, it holds the inheritance of the first generation. Although it does not know how to use it at all, it should be regarded as a feud with Gungun's race. After Gungun killed it, the so-called 'inheritance' fell on Gungun, but Strictly speaking, this is not reasonable..."
Zhao Er twisted his mouth.
"So the Ancestral Land appears frequently. Qi probably wants to get another first generation. Now it seems that the big cat and the little yellow chicken should be the most qualified among them - who let most of the crocodile dragons in the Ancestral Land enter? Where did it get into your stomach - did it enter your stomach?"
Zhao Er was talking about you guys, but it was Lin Chou who was looking at him.
I'm not.
I don't.
Stop talking nonsense!
Lin Chou said hehe.
"So this big tiger..."
"You can't eat it!" Leng Han said solemnly.
"No, I mean..." Lin Chou explained.
"Absolutely don't eat it!" Leng Han warned again.
"..."
Boss Lin was speechless and lost his voice.
Isn’t this an injustice? This is Chi Guoguo’s slander!
Zhao Er said mysteriously,
"I think the reason why this big tiger is wandering around Mingguang and refuses to leave is because of Mr. Gungun."
"Eh?"
"It can't be beaten or scolded. It can only live longer than anyone else... I think it's waiting for Gungun to die so that he can get the inheritance beads back."
"Second Master, you have a rich imagination."
"How can this be said to be imagination? This is a well-founded guess!"
Lin Chou pointed to the dried tiger skin hanging somewhere, and the big winged cat immediately became angry again.
Lin Chou pouted,
"Did you see, this is the culprit? The hairy-footed son-in-law stewed his second uncle, the big cat."
"???"
Mr. Zhao was confused for a while and then said angrily,
"Lin Shao, you have many tricks up your sleeve, help us think of a way. We have been with this big cat for more than a month, but it just refuses to leave with us. We can't kidnap it back to Mingguang to be the wife of Yazhai - you can see the various sects in other movies. Whenever the mountain-preserving beast appears, it looks majestic and domineering, but what about us, are we going to come out with our bodies covered in locks and iron chains and our wings tied up?!"
Lin Chou Muleng said,
"What can I do?"
Zhao Er had a honey expression on his face,
"The four dogs, Gungun, Maoqiu, Xiaoqing, the cow, and the pitcher plants all over the mountains and fields... If you can't do anything, I, Zhao Zi, will throw away the X, turn around and leave."
Lin Chou was choked and rolled her eyes.
"I suggest you have your legs amputated below the eyebrows... Really, go find my supplier, the old man who lives in the saline-alkali land. He is a reliable thief, and he is guaranteed to have a trick."
"The old man is engaged in breeding N spaces all day long. From alpacas to fifth-level exotic beasts, there is nothing he can't raise or grow."
"Ahem," Zhao Er coughed, "The old man is not easy to talk to..."
"Why is it that I'm the only one who's easy to bully?"