"I beg you, please be a human being..."
Lin Chou covered his forehead with his hand, feeling as if his head was being pricked by needles, and he was so angry.
Just take a look at the salty look of a certain Wu from the Research Institute. Even a thirteen-ton wild boar in heat knows more about elegance than he does!
Does Mingguang Research Institute specialize in producing this kind of dirty stuff?
This damn true seeing ability...
Why do I have to meddle in so many other things? Maybe people are enjoying it, drunk (yu) life (xian), dream (yu) and death (si)!
Eye-catching!
"You're no longer a human being?" The female ghost lady actually took out a pair of chopsticks that looked like ceramics from the belt of her skirt, and said very seriously, "Hey, wait until I finish eating..."
Wu Ke: "(ot-t)corpse"
The chopsticks are very delicate, packed in a small mahogany box with some complicated patterns on them.
Lin Chou analyzed that the painting should be something like a phoenix tail. He thought that the young lady was a decent person during her lifetime. After all, she always carried chopsticks with her everywhere. If she didn't live an extremely refined life, she might just be a germaphobe.
“It smells so good...”
The dumplings made by Lin Chou are not the type with thin skin and large fillings. On the contrary, the skin of the dumplings looks a bit thick.
Even after it's cooked and taken out of the pan, it doesn't look like it's drifting with the shape and color of the fillings. It's round, plump and especially plump.
The steaming dumplings smell full of dough. Such dumplings are very friendly to some people, and may also add some special fun to guessing the fillings of the dumplings.
The ghost girl's hand holding the chopsticks gradually revealed its original whiteness, the scales faded away, and the nails shrank back to a pinkish-white appearance.
Her eyes could almost be described as pious. She picked up a dumpling and held it carefully with her other hand.
"Ah woo..."
Lin Chou noticed a very mysterious scene. The dumplings picked up by the young lady did not actually leave the plate, but a clear image of the dumplings appeared on the young lady's chopsticks. Although it seemed a bit transparent, it was the same as the dumplings on the plate. The dumplings picked up were exactly the same, even the heat wafting out was exactly the same.
"Beef stuffed...well...dumplings..."
"Oil?" Lin Chou said seriously, "How about some vinegar, and of course minced garlic."
"Is it okay," the young lady said in a very low voice as if she couldn't believe it, "Is there any chili?"
“Very spicy!”
"want..."
This young lady has mastered special skills in eating dumplings!
Lin Chou picked a few dried red peppers on the wall of the kitchen, roasted them on the charcoal fire until they were fragrant, then ground them up, and served them with hot dumpling soup.
The ghost girl’s eyes are almost sparkling with stars.
"In my memory...it seems that this is what my mother did..."
Lin Chou said,
“The beef has a strong flavor, so it’s delicious with some dumpling soup.”
Moreover, after eating a few more dumplings and dipping them a few more times, the juice and oil in the dumplings will quickly turn the light chili pepper into a rich, spicy and delicious dish.
"Heresy..." Wu Ke, who was being ridden, beeped sadly and angrily.
"That's heresy! Soy sauce and garlic are the way to go, okay? If you don't know how to eat it, the worst thing is vinegar." Mr. Shan carried a colorful tiger into the house, "It's also dipped in chili pepper, why don't you dip it in it?" Where’s the sugar?!”
He went out with an axe, but what was imprinted on the tiger's head was in the shape of a huge fist, and it could be seen that the bones inside were broken.
After dragging the tiger directly into the kitchen and putting it away, Mr. Shan smacked his tongue while holding a glass of ice-cold happy water.
"Hey, this single mother-in-law has finally stopped playing paper wife and now plays a real wife? Isn't she someone else's wife? Wives are good in every way, and the best thing is that she is someone else's wife...hehe...you mouth I muttered about Nima, to be honest, she is not suitable for a novice like you."
Lin Chou: "emmmmm..."
Shan Ye arbitrarily commented on the two people’s riding positions,
"This guy looks pretty and pretty, but he turns out to be a coquettish one. He has really strong taste. Not only does he do it in front of everyone in the broad daylight, he also has such a bad posture."
Wu Ke: "emmmmm..."
Then, Huang Dashan said in an experienced tone,
"No longer explode in silence, just pervert in silence. In this way, otakus are really terrible creatures, and technology nerds are even more dirty. Oh, by the way, Lin Chou, I saw him sneaking in a lot of sex last time. The dog's tail hair has entered the house, don't use it to make weird dirty things, you have to be careful, maybe one day he will attack someone on this mountain."
Female ghost: "emmmmm..."
Mr. Shan glanced at the ghost girl, and his attention was almost completely attracted by the dumplings on her plate.
"Don't think that just because you're a ghost, you can follow your master, emmmmm, be more respectful, you know? I've given you a blow on my head, Wu Ke, why don't you, this is really the harmony of yin and yang, sixsixsix, I've been holding it in for more than thirty years I played a big one when I came up.”
Wu Ke's eyes were dull, and Lin Chou continued to cover his forehead.
The female ghost lady was surprised and inexplicably panicked.
"You know...I'm not human? Also?"
Mr. Shan chuckled twice,
"I also know that you're panting purple lace. I also have real vision. Who are you looking down on?"
"If I hadn't had a bad waist recently, would you like me, little guy, to get to know you in two rows? In three blacks? In one drag and three?"
The ghost lady is even more panicked...
Having been a ghost for many years, she could tell at a glance that he was a strong man who could stand up to his peers.
Oh no, saying this can easily lead to misunderstanding. She wanted to say that this guy who claims to have a bad waist has two souls in one body, but one can't stand up to the other.
Long live!
This must be the body that the ghost of some senior boss is interested in!
Looking around, what kind of gods are there in this room besides my own mount?
The female ghost lady was trembling so hard that the dumplings on her chopsticks fell to the ground.
"Stop beeping." Boss Lin said to Huang Dashan dissatisfied.
Then he changed his tone and said to the ghost lady,
"Don't be afraid to eat yours. If you have one more punctuation mark, he will crush it."
Shanye: "."
Lin Chou coldly picked up the pan that was hidden somewhere.
"You, provoke me?!"
Shanye: ""
Huang Dashan was very depressed.
I...
How on earth did this ghost bribe the man named Lin? Does she have any special deception skills?
nonsense!
The ghost girl never showed a bad expression towards Lin Chou from the beginning to the end. It can be said that she was particularly gentle and virtuous when facing Lin Chou, and I didn't hear that her mother even ate dumplings dipped in chili. Are they all the same as Lin Chou?
This made Lin Chou very happy: Look, this is the difference between customers and customers.
It's completely different from some human scum like Huang Moumou who even dare to scold the cook after eating! Scold the cook!
Three people and one ghost.
Except for Lin Chou's expressionless face, the expressions can be said to be quite diverse and can be combined into a set of emoticons.
Huang Dashan: (((;.;)))
Female ghost lady: ⊙⊙?
As for Wu Keke, he is amazing. He is like this: _(`∠)_
