Regarding striking up a conversation, and the possibility of treating the girl to food and drinks after the conversation, Wu Ke sticks to his own principles, or the principles of his wallet.
This is just like the first half of the month when there were no events that were not included in the list, you were living like a lavish person. After the event, you would most likely have to fight for food with dogs to make ends meet.
After all, the paper man’s wife is still his wife. Many men, when they were young or balding in middle age, relied on the paper man’s wife to bring a hint of warmth during some long nights.
It was inevitable that Wu Ke would have reservations - even a prime-level licking dog would probably not lick so frantically, nor would it fall in love at first sight!
Fortunately, the girl did not find the flaw in Wu Ke's words.
From the time Wu Ke found her until now, she didn't even raise her head. How could she see the menu hanging high on the beam?
"Wait a minute!"
Wu Ke diligently poured the girl a cup of bubbling Feizhai Happy Water, plus four cubes of ice that were so cold that they spit white steam.
You see, this is a sign of resourcefulness. You can easily gain twice the happiness with super simple techniques.
"Brother Chou is busy. When he comes out later, we will order again."
Are you kidding me? Wu Ke would not be stupid enough to call Lin Chou out and order food immediately.
Firstly, it would probably make Lin Chou, who was carefully cooking beef kidneys, furious. Secondly, wouldn't doing this mean that he would spend less time with the girl?
"What do you want to eat? Do you want to try what I recommend..."
Wu Ke asked again.
"A portion of dumplings..." the girl said, tilting her head and brushing her soft hair.
hiss!
Wu Ke took a breath of air.
This action is so hot, isn’t it? Too cute, isn’t it?
She's not flipping her hair, she's just teasing my heart...
Wu Ke twisted his thigh, forced himself to calm down, and muttered quickly,
"Don't believe in love at first sight. It's all just self-inflicted love. Sex is nothing but sex..."
It's ridiculous, I actually, seem, probably fell in love with a girl whose face I haven't even seen!
A duck that has reached its beak cannot fly anymore. Stay calm. You must stay calm.
Wu Ke showed an appropriate, gentle and classical smile in the style of a scientific research institute.
"Dumplings, brother Chou may not have dumplings here. Have you ever eaten meat swallows, Taipingyan, southern cuisine before the catastrophe? In Mingguang, only the ones at Brother Chou's are the most authentic..."
Wu Ke added silently in his heart - and it's cheap, only 300 circulation points.
"dumpling..."
The girl was murmuring, her voice was slightly hoarse and particularly ethereal.
Wu Ke shivered.
"this..."
At this moment, what kind of bullshit girl, what kind of love at first sight...
Everything turned into cold sweat and the urge to urinate in just one second. He thought of the Taipingyan that made Shen Daru lose three million, the green rice porridge that made Pen Moumou shed tears, and thought of the Shen Feng's pig blood soup was almost scalded to death with the same name as Shen Feng...
He would go bankrupt if he ordered something like this that Lin Chou had never cooked before and had ordinary ingredients with no high-grade ingredients! !
The fear of going bankrupt instantly overshadowed all of Researcher Wu's romantic feelings, giving him the urge to turn around and run away immediately.
But goose...
A head with a particularly messy hair poked out of the kitchen.
"Hey, we have a guest, why didn't you call me?"
Wu Ke stiffened instantly—pill!
Do you, Mr. Lin, have a grudge against my wallet? !
Lin Chou, smelling of the steaming beef kidney, said cheerfully,
"What to eat?"
"Dumplings, I want to eat dumplings."
The girl raised her chin slightly.
Lin Chou glanced at it, stunned for a moment, then turned to give a thumbs up to Wu Ke.
"Oh, I really belong to you~"
After saying that, he went back to the kitchen without hesitation.
Wu Ke opened his mouth,
"What...I'm not...I didn't..."
Wu Ke was really not afraid of being misunderstood by Lin Chou, but...
This guy is really going to make dumplings, but what are you going to do? He’s going to pack up his gifts and spend the next half month with Sigouzi as a team. Will Sigouzi generously give him one or two bones to chew on?
"Ahem...can you...change the dish...that dumpling..."
When Wu Ke said this, he was almost overcome with embarrassment.
His face was so hot that he felt like sparks were rising from his face.
"Dumplings!" the girl whispered stubbornly.
"..."
Wu Ke wanted to say something more, but the girl suddenly became excited.
"It's too late... dumplings... I want dumplings!!"
?
With just such a voice, the hairs all over Wu Ke's body stood up.
"cold..."
Years of living at home made him instinctively feel that something was not right, so he turned around and headed into the kitchen——
"hiss!"
The house is still the same house, but the kitchen door has turned into a solid wall at some point, and the lights on the beams have become even more dim, giving off a dim and cold feeling.
"I...I, I..."
Wu Ke was stunned. When he turned back to look at the girl he had fallen in love with at first sight, he found that the girl had stood up at some point. The clothes and exposed skin all over her body were stained with a layer of burned paper ash. She looked like It was like downy mildew was growing all over his body.
I've been lying in a big hole. The undergraduate researcher has a long-standing hole and he doesn't know whether to vomit it or not!
A formal civil servant of the Mingguang Research Institute, a materialist, and a person shrouded in the core values of socialism...
Me, Wu Ke, did you encounter a ghost today? ?
For a second or two, Wu Ke almost couldn't control his laughter... This is not scientific at all...
"Damn it, the door is gone too!"
Turning around to look at the young lady, black water began to drip from her body, and waves of stench came over her, making Wu Kezhi feel nauseous.
"Nima, help me..."
Wu Ke said that he is really not afraid of ghosts! What he is so afraid of is death! That little girl has an expression on her face like I'm going to stab you to death with my new black nails!
The young lady stood upright next to the table, her head lowered, her hair disheveled, and her hands grew dirty black nails at a super fast speed. If she was scratched, it would be either rabies or tetanus, which would be fatal!
Wu Ke huddled in the corner and swallowed hard.
To be honest, if the young lady hadn't been dripping with cold air and dripping black water, Wu Ke would have thought that she still had a different kind of coser beauty, which was very decadent.
The young lady suddenly raised her head, revealing a face that looked as if it had been chopped with seventeen or eighty knives and then placed on the ground, with a size 45 foot wearing a nail shoe stepping on twenty feet of flesh and blood. Broken Tooth roared,
"Dumplings... I'm so hungry... I hate it so much!"
Wu Ke panicked and said a classic and very applicable line seriously,
"Little sister, we have no grudges in the past and no grudges in the present!"
"Besides, I'm an orphan and very pitiful. Can you stop being such an orphan and specifically pick on pitiful guys like me... There is a cook in the kitchen. Let me tell you, the cook's yang energy is particularly strong. There are thieves. Nutrition, you go find him..."
"?"
The young lady rolled her eyes in confusion and bloodshot eyes, obviously not very understanding of Wu Ke's nonsense.
Wu Ke thought there was something interesting and said quickly,
"Really, little sister, you are so beautiful, right? You shouldn't put your taste so low. What era are you from? You see, the world is different now. There are mutant evolvers everywhere. They are super. Damn, it's strong and delicious. If you eat one, you can eat three. If you eat three, you'll be full for half a year. Why do you need to find a weak chicken like me? I stay at work all day long and deal with various chemicals, biological toxins, and maybe my meat will be gone. It's sour and poisonous, right...it's really unhealthy..."
"Howl!" The young lady's sharp howl interrupted Wu Ke's words, "Hate! Shut up! I will kill you..."
