Master Shan, carrying a shiny big ax head and a shiny head, walked briskly to the back mountain to find his "whole world".
Lin looked at Huang Dashan's back with a sad face, quickly losing confidence in his cooking skills.
"That's not possible. Could it be that after I cooked so many spicy dishes for him, it would have no effect at all?"
"I'm going to take a nap. Make sure you call me for breakfast tomorrow." The warlock said as he climbed into the Pangolin.
Wu Ke secretly said,
"I'm afraid that kid's kidney has turned into honeycomb. It's already riddled with holes. No matter how you patch it up, it will leak."
Lin Chou shook his head deeply,
"This is an insult to our cooking skills. It seems that I must develop more good kidney-tonifying dishes..."
"Yes, yes, yes," Wu Ke said in a good tone, "You and Lieutenant General Leng will also need it in the future! Oh yes, there is also a big-breasted sister. When sister Xiaoxia and Yourong become adults... hiss... thank you for your hard work. Brother Chou..."
"Believe it or not, I'm going to throw you into the pot and stew it with the beef kidneys right now? Would you like more cumin or cinnamon?"
"That's not possible!" Wu Ke said proudly, "The quality of my meat is very low. With Chef Lin's requirements for ingredients, you have to start as a third-order evolver no matter what. I'm not worth the firewood money, right?" "
Lin Chou was speechless. Should I say that you are self-aware, or should I say that you are shameless?
Then Lin Chou entered the kitchen, leaving Wu Ke sitting alone in the room, looking lonely and lonely.
"Hey, that's what otakus are like. The dead of night is when I can show off my talents..."
"Hey, hey, hey!" The warlock had already laid down in the Pangolin and was about to sleep. Hearing this, a string of gray fog subtitles floated out, "Be careful in public places. If you are a thug, please go back to your own bedroom."
Wu Ke looked at the sky silently,
"Uncle Warlock, I never thought that someone like you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would be corrupted. What's more, you are so dirty..."
Warlock's subtitles instantly collapsed and turned into a straight middle finger.
Wu Ke smelled the smell of beef kidneys wafting from the kitchen, stuck his head out the window, and said with emotion,
"The night is so dark today...well...it's so damn hard to see..."
A wind smelling like beef kidney came out, as gentle as the spring breeze blowing on my face.
"Hiss..." Wu Ke shivered immediately, "The smell is too strong... vomit..."
When he smelled the kidneys, his first reaction was nausea, so Wu Ke was confident that his kidneys were not empty.
Otherwise, it should be like the one in Huang Dashan, just like a vicious dog grabbing shit.
Wu Ke retched twice and was about to go to sleep.
With tears in his eyes, he suddenly saw the figure of a woman with her head lowered in the corner of the room.
"Damn it, sister, you can't make a sound when you walk. When did you get here?"
Oh, look what I found, a wild girl!
The woman's hair was long and black, and she looked thin and frail. She lowered her head and didn't speak. She shrugged her shoulders as if she was crying. Her whole person exuded a pitiful smell from the inside out.
Wu Ke got excited on the spot: Forgive me for not being human, this girl is my type...
"Ahem!" Wu Ke moved his butt on the chair, "Girl? What's wrong with you? Tell me if you're unhappy and let me... comfort you..."
This is basically the chatting ability of the steel dead nerd. Of course, just this sentence is already much better than that of a guy named Lin, because that guy will probably directly say "say it to make everyone happy". Speak the sentence instead of suddenly changing to something else mid-sentence...
The woman's shoulders were hunched even more, her hair spread softly from her cheeks, and she looked extremely weak.
"I... hate it so much..."
Oh! The girl talked to me! My brother successfully struck up a conversation!
Wu Ke suddenly became excited and racked his brains thinking,
"Appearing here at this time, could it be that the hunter team failed to perform the mission? No, no, there are no injuries on this body. Well, it is possible that someone ran away from the base city, but the city gate has been closed long ago... etc. Yes, this girl didn't come here on foot, right? She looks like an ordinary person. She's lucky enough that even if she encounters a bigger mutated ant, she can be carried away..."
"Looking at the age of this figure and the voice of his voice, he is already seventeen years old. He is getting married... Bah, bah, bah, what the hell am I talking about... Are you at odds with your parents? Are you running away from home? The single tax is coming. Is it due? emmmm..."
Wu Ke's mind was spinning so much that his dopamine level had exceeded the limit, and he suddenly felt sweat on his forehead and became stiff at the same time.
"Oh, she's really beautiful. I don't know if the front is convex or not, but the back is really pretty...just based on this back view...it's absolutely killer..."
The most important thing is that the dirty guy Shan Ye is not here, which means no one can disturb their world.
Wu Ke mustered up great courage and moved the table. He could already see the girl's white, tender and pink earlobes with fine hairs.
"I love it, I love it. Just these earlobes... they are so cute!"
The girl whimpered and whispered,
"I...hate...him... so much..."
Stone hammer!
This girl was most likely quarreling with her boyfriend, and only at such an inexperienced age would she do such an impulsive thing that could endanger her life at any time.
Wu Ke rolled his eyes and secretly said to his wit: Come on, as long as you swing the hoe well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.
"Well... don't be in a hurry, why don't you eat something first? Brother Chou's cooking is delicious. You can't eat such delicious food elsewhere. Besides, you can only have the strength to curse when you are full. Isn’t that bastard?!”
The girl straightened her shoulders and sat up straight, as if she wanted to look back but was shy.
"Eat, do you have something to eat...I'm so hungry..."
The sobs disappeared, and the girl's voice became more delicate and pleasant.
Just be hungry!
Wu Ke's eyes had begun to glow automatically, green, like a very hungry wolf.
He moved his chair again, this time sitting next to the girl.
The girl's profile is clearly visible, fair and beautiful.
As expected, it was Wenwen Jingjing and Xiao Jia Biyu, which made Wu Ke, who had been single for more than 20 years, and his hands overjoyed.
Wu Ke looked up at the menu on the rafter. His remaining sense told him that any dish written on the menu could wipe out more than ten years of his savings, so he pretended to be wrong.
"Ah! Is it already this time? It's very late..."
The girl murmured,
"Yes, it's too late..."
"This is your first time. Do you want to try Brother Chou's salt chicken? There is also a spicy and spicy flavor. It's exciting. It's paired with a bowl of steaming pig's blood soup... Do you want to drink some beer? Staple food There’s also green rice porridge!”
Wu Ke's words are very confusing. Wine is a trap, as is food...
In fact, the most expensive item among his recommendations is probably the green rice porridge.
Well, this is Wu Ke in the second half of the month, the limit.
