Lin Chou was very swollen. Looking at the gold cards on the table, his whole body was completely swollen.
Lin Chou himself has a big black hat that is forced to be buckled by the system as a "pure black iron rooster". When he sells dishes at a price that is twice the price stipulated by the system, he can gain an additional 2.4 times the system points. Just for this one dish The dish, everyone's contribution made his points instantly turn into a series of huge numbers.
The Goubi system once promised that when Lin Chou's additional points reached 10 million, the system mall would be opened in advance, or there would be some very attractive and particularly popular lottery draws... However, when Lin Chou was in the merger I didn't complete this point task alone but was the first to challenge enough integration and open the mall. Apart from a truckload of fat house happy water, I couldn't afford anything anymore... I can't even talk about it without tears... .
To sum up, Lin Chou expressed that he felt tired and uninterested. There was no element of surprise in it, and he didn't even bother to look at the prompts for completing the task.
Especially this dog beeping system, the scum in the system, and the disabled defective products actually caused a power outage in the Crystal World. For ten years, he was the only one who could theoretically communicate with Lin Chou in a friendly, cordial, and normal way. The communication tools are all down, and they are not as useful as a duck. At least those ducks can still chat with me!
"Gou!"
"fraud!"
"Zhazha!"
"Ignorance! What this system sells in the mall are all the best of the best. There are only things you can't think of and can't afford. There is nothing this system can't sell. Even the protagonist's template can be wholesaled. What else are you dissatisfied with?"
Lin Chou's operation was as fierce as a tiger's. In an instant, he put all the gold cards on the table into the drawer. His technique was like the wind.
"Aren't you sorting out junk files so you can't answer questions?"
"Stop hiding it. All the numbers on the card are already in this system's account... You stupid lower primates still want to hide it from the eyes of this system? Damn it!"
Lin Chou responded in silence,
"If you don't explode in silence, explode in silence..."
A series of bold fonts in the system quickly slide by.
"What are you going to do..."
"I'm going to uninstall you!"
"Sorry, host, the uninstall module is not available for the time being. It may be due to the fact that this system suffered some damage when it first arrived... If you must do this, there is no way to transfer you to after-sales customer service, but it is recommended You can do all the amputation below the eyebrows yourself..."
"What the hell..."
The so-called upgrading and sorting out the hot chicken files of the Goubi system is not just about upgrading the chat function to a version that keeps pace with the times, right?
The system uncle came out to have a good time and immediately disappeared.
Emmmm, this is probably the same as the four dogs who always like to suddenly appear on the mountain, run wildly and then suddenly disappear.
Lin Chou expressed that he felt very tired and sent greetings of mmp like shit to the system.
Sikong stretched out five fingers,
"Betting on five buns, Lin Zi must be worried about how to hide these cards."
Huang Dashan hooked his fingers,
"Ten, I bet he's thinking about how to get the gold foil off the gold card chip."
Lin Chou said,
"Are you two bored?"
Sikong spread his hands,
"Every day is like a salted fish. It's so boring. Every night when I lie in bed and can't sleep, I want to jump up and go out to hunt for fish with a steel fork."
Huang Dashan found a comfortable position and nestled on the chair.
"You actually put a steel fork in the bedroom?"
Lin Chou thought for a while,
"It should be quite delicious. I haven't seen it before...I think it should be the kind of meat that is sweet and has a little fruity aroma."
Huang Dashan said,
"Why don't we think about where to catch some yun and bring it back to stew?"
"You've eaten enough to hold yourself up," Sikong rolled his eyes, "I'll catch Runtu tomorrow, do you want me to bring him back?"
Master Shan asked curiously,
"What is Runtu..."
Lin Chou got up and ran away.
"I'm going to see what's going on with that guy who's chewing the feet of the same kind. I'm too lazy to talk to you."
Every time he makes something new, it will definitely not escape Master Gungun's hands. Generally speaking, it is the one who eats the most.
Si Gouzi still looks like a loyal bitch, with tons of saliva waiting to pick up the bones.
Xiao Qing was still half-dead, but Master Gungun gained an indescribable "jewelry" under Lin Chou's true eyes.
[National Treasure Form]: When attacked, there is a high chance that the opponent will be penetrated, and there is a certain chance of being hit in the head by peanuts of unknown origin.
Lin Chou was speechless and choked.
Yes, there is no need to be related to the national treasure for this, it is just the genuine Gungun!
"Master Gungun, from today onwards you will change your name to the Beast sitting on the bottom of the cell."
"Ouch?"
"Eat yours," Lin Chou said, dumbfounded and pushed the huge food plate in its direction, "emmmmm... I suddenly had an idea... Sikong? Sikong! Where is the person!"
Sikong is confused,
"Don't you want to talk nonsense with us and ask me to do Saha?"
Lin Chou muttered what he thought, and Sikong and Shanye's eyes lit up when they heard it.
"Is there still such an operation?"
"It's not reliable..."
Lin Chou shrugged.
"How do I know if it's reliable or not, unless I try it out."
Sikong pinched his chin,
"It's mainly a matter of priority. How about I find Mimi and Mimi? If they use their abilities well, they can travel across the world."
"You're going to die," Huang Dashan snorted, "The garrison took Leng Han's precious thing. If it turns out that they are really going to jail in every sense of the word, the two sisters won't be able to come back to the garrison." Why don't you chop a few of us alive..."
"It won't work this way, and that won't work either, whatever you want to do!"
Master Shan rolled his eyes and came up with an idea.
"How about we ask Uncle Gungun to visit Wolf City for a visit..."
Hmm... The sixth-level top alien beast came to visit?
"You're really a loser..."
Huang Dashan smiled with a particularly evil look on his face.
"If it can really happen, Hei Chenhai...hehe..."
When the time comes, throw Uncle Gungun into the dark sea. What kind of ethereal beast or sea monster? He will hit you with a combination of punches until you can't find your way. How dare you resist? Choose between jail time or a headshot! The harmonious holy light can dirty you to death!
Sikong suddenly couldn't sit still.
"Wait, I'll go back to the base city right away, and I'll have the results in two days at most."
Lin Chou waved to him,
"Let's agree first, Gungun's trip will be at public expense!"
Sikong responded domineeringly,
"If this thing is really reliable, let alone public funds, it will be enough to pay tribute to Mr. Gungun."
Su Yourong came up pitifully,
"Shihu, are you really going to send Lord Gungun to fight?"
Lin Chou glanced at Gungun's belly, which was about to "flow" to the ground and cover his short and thick legs when he was sitting cross-legged on the ground, and nodded vigorously.
"If I don't exercise, I'm really afraid it will die suddenly."
