Lin Chou had a dark face,
"Fat Master, how do you... feel??"
Wei Tianxing couldn't help but rubbed his face again. It seemed that his face suddenly became interesting, and it felt quite comfortable.
"It's hot. My tongue seems to have been burned..."
Oh my god, it’s been almost half an hour and you didn’t even think about getting permed?
Wei Tianxing said embarrassedly,
"I was just enjoying the fragrance before. I didn't have time to think about whether to perm it or not. Now it started to hurt and I remembered..."
So Boss Lin silently took back the bowl of pig blood soup, which had obvious effects on everything from bruises to diarrhea, as well as external application and internal use. Since Fatty Wei had something to do, then this bowl of soup could be saved for the next one. A destined person.
The fat man continued to rub his face, looking like he wanted to make a new face for himself.
"It's soft and nothing special... Hmm, the pain is gone? It feels like the defense should be increased a bit... Where is my knife... [poke it], but the blurred area seems to be only the face. ...Linzi, are you encouraging the evolved people to use their faces to attack monsters? Is it time-limited? Permanent?"
Lin Chou has a severe headache. It's a waste of time. Since I can't see anything from you, I really have no choice but to be a guinea pig myself.
Lin Chou was also really worried that this dish would produce something that would make people laugh or cry. For example, the mushy special effects were already out of the ordinary.
In this way, the dog system is quite useful, saving Lin Chou a lot of time that should be spent on exploring.
After nearly an hour, the blurred edges on the fat man's face gradually returned to normal. A group of people surrounded him, wishing he could be sliced into pieces on the spot.
"What's changed?"
"You're getting stronger again, right?"
"I'm going to choke you. Mr. Wei, please tell me quickly..."
The colorful and fat man wiped the sweat from his head
"Variety..."
Close your eyes and think, perceive carefully, explore yourself, update the script...
In short, after a series of operations, Wei Tianxing was extremely embarrassed.
"Uh...it seems...nothing has changed?"
A group of people were more excited than him,
"Liar!"
"Nothing is impossible!"
"Then how could it not be? There must be something wrong..."
To swallow Wei Tianxing wanted to curse.
Lin Chou's eyes passed over Wei Tianxing,
"The various attributes really don't seem to change much. Although the origin cannot be quantified, there is basically no fluctuation. So, what is the role of this dish?"
Lin Chou wouldn't believe it even to death if the saber-toothed bear's paws in the forest could be cooked without any special effects.
"Is it because the portion is not enough?" Lin Chou suddenly thought of a possibility, "Say, are you going to have to compete with your character and luck again?"
When it comes to luck, we have to mention Neon Dragon. The share from Neon Dragon has brought Lin Chou a lot of extra income. Some guys who have so much money that it makes them burn in their pockets come every now and then. Yan went back to the mountain to hang out, and then either sighed or left excitedly.
However, due to the Goubi system and Boss Lin's spirit of picking beeps, in fact, the probability of the seven-stage upgrade of Neon Dragon Rainbow is so small that it can cause myocardial infarction on the spot for those who know it.
The explanation given by the licking dogs who are loyal to Lin's cooking skills is that so-and-so can be frugal and use a pack of krypton 648 and still enjoy himself. All the products from our boss Lin can directly affect the real world, so Why don't you use the crazy energy of playing games ten times or a hundred times?
Then of course Krypton 648 didn’t want to be given an example, and the dispute started.
"No game is as interesting as reality. In the game, if you send a wife, there is a 1 in 200 chance of getting a wife with one shot of 648!"
"Fart, only fools can do it. The chance is really 1 in 200! And Mingguang also sends a wife. The birth committee comes to the door with a pamphlet, and the selection range covers the entire Mingguang!"
"Hey, I can't afford it even if I get rich. Taxes are very expensive, food is too much, and makeup is required."
"..."
"It's better to play games. When you miss your wife, just lick the screen."
"..."
"He has a temper that never catches him off guard. He is gentle, cute and can meow."
"..."
Ahem, cough, cough, in short, given that the two parties occasionally engage in scenes of two-dimensional and real-world beatings at the foot of the mountain, Lin Chou no longer has any expectations for "probabilities".
The key thing is that the "probability" of Neon Dragon is the skill level, but the "probability" of Bear Paw is the probability of the skill appearing or not? Isn’t this a lie?
Lin Chou scanned Wei Tianxing over and over again with his true vision ability, which made his voice unfamiliar after leaving the system.
"Well, it's a matter of probability. In a situation like Master Wei's, it should be considered a failure. The special effect was not activated."
Finally he said,
"Then let's start. As usual, we'll start with the higher-level ones, one from the fifth level, one from the fourth level, one from the third level... If something goes wrong, it's easy to save."
All Mingguang people's understanding of the era of cataclysm all started from actual close or negative distance contact. Which things can be used as food, and which things can be eaten to strengthen the body. The easiest way is probably to find someone to eat them. .
The bald man in the crowd wiped his head.
"Isn't it better to just find a first-order one? If it can be eaten by the first-order one, it will save the experiment of 5432. If something really happens, it is more cost-effective to hang a first-order one than a 5432, right?"
Lin Chou: (w)
Damn it, why didn't I realize that this comrade has such a strange brain circuit before? Don't you know that the higher the level of a person, the stronger his vitality will be and the easier it will be to rescue him?
Lin Chou pointed at his bald head,
"Wonderful, come on, it's just you."
Baldhead: "!!!"
The bald man looked at the delicate white porcelain plate in front of him, which was as delicate as a large square piece of bear paw meat. He wanted to cry without tears. In this cold and paper-thin world, what could give me the last trace of warmth? ? ?
Everyone cheered,
"Don't worry, if you die, all the men in our mountain will take care of the swallows for you."
Baldhead is indeed a weakling in terms of strength, but he is a spiritual giant that many people would not envy, and he is like a boss.
"People who are bald and have lost all their hair have nothing to fear!"
The bald man resisted the urge to curse, closed his eyes, and swallowed it in one gulp.
"Fuck...hot, hot, hot..."
He really didn't expect this thing to be so hot. Is there a small volcano of passion hidden under the cold-blooded appearance?
However, other than being hot...there's no way to describe it.
Baldhead thinks this is probably the reason why some people are called critics, some are called gourmets, some are called foodies, and some people can only be called customers...
The bear paw meat that went down his throat did not have the unpleasant smell that he heard in the rumors. It was completely and not even a trace.
It was like Zhu Bajie swallowed the ginseng fruit. He was too quick and didn't taste anything carefully. He just felt a little sweetness and sticky gum, just a little taste and touch on the tip of his tongue, but it just made him His taste buds came alive within a few seconds, and his brain began to send out hunger signals. ,
a long time,
"Amazing..."
