Early on the third day after Lin Chou returned, when the sky was still dark, Huang Dashan had already begged his grandfather and grandma to send away the third group of fully armed hunters looking through the autumn water with ferocious expressions.
In other words, Lin Chou's physics foundation here was solid enough, otherwise Yanhui Mountain might have been plowed into a mud pond.
"I'm so exhausted. If I hadn't been here, these guys wouldn't have torn this small restaurant into 108 sections!" Huang Dashan wiped the sweat from his head, "Lin Chou, this guy is injured." It’s not that heavy, it’s actually just salting fish, right??”
"Ha~" Wu Ke glanced back with disdain from the corner of his eye while holding the beef jerky he relied on for a living.
On the hillside, Mr. Gungun was boredly flattening and rounding the "Xiaoqing" brand scarf - oh, look, the snake's face is full of comfort and pampering, just like a dog!
(Oh, how fresh it is! Without you, Huang Dashan, who would dare to touch this little shabby restaurant and give it a try?)
Lord Gungun kneaded Xiaoqing into a Frisbee shape, threw it into a gravity-reducing field, and flew directly over several hillsides. He watched as he flew higher and higher into the yellow clouds in the sky.
Then, a fat... crossed out... burly husky suddenly shot out of the diagonal stab.
Si Gouzi's blue dog eyes were full of serious concentration that he had never seen before. He took a big step and disappeared with a "swish", leaving behind hundreds of dog hairs representing loneliness and about eight pounds of crystal clear hair. The saliva-dog hair was then collected by the big-breasted sister.
The busty girl frowned and complained,
"Yourong, remember to remind me to add twice as much salt to Sigouzi next time when he stews the meat bones. He has been losing less and less hair recently. If this continues, when will my cloak be knitted?"
Su Yourong pursed her lips,
"Sister Akazhi, don't you want to knit sweaters?"
The big-breasted sister said thoughtfully,
"A cloak is better, it provides a sense of security with all-round coverage...and sweaters...are so troublesome...and they are hot to wear..."
Wu Ke said smoothly,
"Sister, if you can't knit, just say you can't knit. Not everyone can turn waste into treasure like a cactus and sell mass-produced broken enamel jars for the price of antiques - we only have one academician or above from the Academy of Science and Technology. Well, tsk tsk, it’s really a great cause for us, a great cause for us, it’s awesome~”
Huang Dashan bared his teeth at him,
"I said that your kid has been out for a long time. Are you a little bit arrogant? Now you dare to cheat even your own father?"
Wu Ke shrank his neck and changed the topic,
"Master Shan, you said that Brother Chou is so prescient. Source crystal weapons and those castrated versions of source crystal cannons are restricted. Good guy, isn't this hilltop surrounded by mountains and rivers suddenly popular? , I calculated, after the completion of the four walls, the city moat and the black locust forest will have to be stretched forward for at least fifty or sixty kilometers. What has become of Brother Chou? This small restaurant is located at the entrance of the big house in Mingguang. Stone lion! The business is so good! What time is it, there are hundreds of people coming and leaving, right? Even if we only sell salt-baked chicken and pig blood soup and steamed buns, how much do they cost!"
"Hmph!" Su Yourong said unhappily, "Shihu doesn't really care about those circulation points~"
Several people: "Hey~"
Huang Dashan finished his disdain and said with a solemn expression,
"Don't tell me, Lin Chou doesn't seem to be thinking about making money these days. He is distracted."
"Brother Chou has been sleeping so darkly in the tree house that he never came down. How do you know that he is unconscious? You..." Wu Keran's eyes widened suddenly, "Fuck me, I've been monitoring these days. Why have so many high-end cameras of animals and plants been lost? Huang Dashan, don’t you have some indescribable little hobby? ?”
Huang Dashan was about to kick, and it was estimated that this powerful and heavy kick was so strong that Wu Ke's two femoral heads, which were like sticks of wood, flew directly over two hundred meters away.
"Go away! I'm a dignified fourth-level evolver. I really put my mind and origin in one place. It's really exaggerated to hear the sound of ants moving two hundred meters away - hum, it's louder than the sound of a mouse burrowing. I It’s still crystal clear.”
Wu* escaped a kick* and Ke Ke said disdainfully,
"It seems that listening to the corner is much more noble than peeping!"
Bang~
After Shan Ye knocked Wu Ke down, he fell on the ground and rested on Wu Ke's waist. He crossed his legs and looked up at the sky.
"Emmmm, I'm thinking that Lin Chou must be thinking about some new dish. The hash ants and Hericium are the first batch of ingredients he wanted to pick out. Is he trying to hold back a big trick?"
How much does Mr. Shan weigh?
Wu Ke was shouting ouch ouch below,
"Huang Dashan, come down here, my undergraduate waist..."
"Brother Shan~Uncle Shan~Grandpa Shan~"
Huang Dashan paid little attention to him. He just felt the saliva in his mouth gathering more and more and forming a river. He casually wiped his mouth on Wu Ke's clothes.
"Tsk, it feels comfortable~"
Wu Ke stopped struggling. He couldn’t move any further and said,
"Master Shan, I heard that another news has arrived in the wilderness. Why don't you follow Liu Liu and pick up some good things?"
emmmm, except for some aspects, Master Shan's ability and luck in "picking up" things are really top-notch. He can give you everything from the Queen of Luan Mountain, the future Lord of Wolf City, cheap...all kinds of things. You pick it up.
"No!" Huang Dashan hummed, "I have to wait for the forest to come down~"
Wu Ke made a strange sound and said,
"Then the money in your pocket is enough to cover the food for the past few days? Huh?!"
Huang Dashan covered his chest, feeling raw and sore. He swallowed and said,
"Didn't you also hide a bag of beef jerky?"
Wu Ke sneered.
"Yes, but this is the cheapest third-class beef, not beef jerky. Haha, the original content is only equivalent to 3.8% of the zero-level exotic animal meat. Hey, if you only eat this, you will be fine in less than three days. It’s so cold.”
Huang Dashan felt short of breath, "Nah, ah..."
Then Wu Ke smiled happily.
When I smile, I feel my perspective change.
"Damn it, Huang Dashan, what are you doing? You are so perverted..."
Huang Dashan picked up Wu Ke with one hand and shook his head downwards. At the same time, he was still touching Wu Ke's body with his other hand.
"Stuff your skin and rob!"
Wu Ke was almost angry to death. He was not afraid that Huang Dashan would become angry or something like that, so he shouted suddenly,
"Damn it, Huang Dashan, do you still have the dignity of being an evolved person? Are you embarrassed? None of those little gangsters wandering the streets in the lower city are as dirty as you! Are you so embarrassed? You still have four An advanced evolver? You’re such a dirty old porcelain, let me tell you!”
Master Shan roared,
"Hurry up and hand over all the valuable things you have on you to Grandpa Dashan before anything happens. Otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless!"
"..."
etc!
Pluck, plucking the bird is ruthless? ?
When Wu Ke looked up, he happened to see Huang Dashan smiling ferociously at him... crossed out... evilly.
