If nothing else, anyone chatting with Sikong will occasionally be tempted to throw this thing five thousand meters in the air and then take out a 50-caliber luxury blue light Gatling from his crotch to have a hearty pop.
emmmm, of course it's not absolute. For example, the warlock who is on the scene right now doesn't think so.
Hey, will you be happy if you have money? It’s just that the wealthy man’s happy warlock can’t even imagine it.
The warlock said with great concern,
"With so many people eating, drinking, and eating, how much circulation points will it cost?"
After saying that, the warlock uncle looked at Sikong with a very sympathetic look, as if he cared for the second fool.
Do you know what it means to have enough food for one person and keep the whole family from being hungry~!
A sense of superiority arises spontaneously.
Sikong: "???"
Lin Chou sighed.
You see, making friends also requires skills, otherwise generational gaps will easily occur.
The warlock uncle was dragged over by Lin Chou Sheng and ran away for a while. He stayed for a while and said a few words, then hurriedly ran away with a free salt-baked chicken.
His warlock uncle was also busy slicing Liu Renjun for scientific research, so he had no time to eat carrots and worry with the two of them.
Sikong thought for a while,
"What do you think about inviting a warlock to be a teacher at Qinshan Martial Arts School?"
Lin Chou threw away the menu, took out a garlic pounding tube and pounded the garlic.
"He? What are you teaching to teach students how to deal with unexpected extreme situations, such as creating a disaster aura in the school? Well, the idea is good, but the reality is cruel. If it doesn't last a week, I guess your school It’s time to die and die.”
You can see that the words used to express the end of life are very spiritual. Lin Chou feels that his words are becoming more and more appropriate. This should be a direct manifestation of the increase in emotional intelligence.
Sikong's face turned dark.
"Of course I'm teaching space theory! Of course I don't ask for anything else. I just ask that the students can distinguish between what is a portal and what is a space rift in the future."
"You know, I saw a fourth-level garrison lieutenant general last time. When he was out at sea, he happened to encounter a virtual beast rushing on its way. The space crack created by swinging its tail, you dared to touch it with your hands!"
"Damn it, are you listening to this?"
Lin Chou was speechless.
Well, maybe education in space theory is really necessary. At least it can reduce the ways in which future suns will commit suicide, right?
"You really don't want to help me ask? Oh, they're ordering food, so hurry over there." Sikong frowned and looked at the cheongsam trio.
Lin Chou said,
"Well, I guess it will take a while. They are about to get into a fight over whether eating a steamed bun with 13 pleats is auspicious or not. I'd better stay away and watch the excitement first, so as not to get splattered with blood."
Sikong glanced at the shivering little boy sandwiched between three very elegant women in cheongsam.
"Oh, woman~"
People were coming and going, customers were like clouds, and the banners and flags on the rostrum seemed to shine with the golden light in Lin Chou's eyes.
This wave of publicity campaign can be said to be quite fierce, but it is a pity that no lucky guy can perform an awakening alienation or something on the spot after eating salt-baked chicken, otherwise those irritable parents may trample the podium to pieces. .
But the little girl who ate the lucky chicken
Hey!
The enrollment event lasted for three days in total.
Sikong has recruited a total of 10,000 "school-age children", and Lin Chou's income has also been brilliant, so it has come to an end for the time being.
On the morning of the second day after Lin Chou returned to Yanhui Mountain, the group of parents who were eager to see their children succeed had not yet arrived. The second concubine arrived early on a pangolin.
Lin Chou said hello to her,
"Well, sit down first, you'll be fine in a while."
——Tsk tsk, we have made a new female (crossed out) friend in the woods!
The second wife made a sound, rubbed her eyes and dozed off on the table.
Suddenly, the ordering equipment that had been improved again and again began to beep.
Lin Chou held the note printed by the machine and was stunned for a long time.
"Eh?!"
Within five minutes, Bao Er hurried over with a sad look on his face.
"Brother Chou, Brother Chou, look at the guy who placed this order, he's still a human being."
Lin Chou was pointing at a bowl of bloody things and said calmly to the second concubine,
"While it's hot!"
The second concubine glared at Lin Chou resentfully.
"What's wrong?" Lin Chou asked.
"No!" The second concubine gritted her teeth, "Gudong, Gudong!"
Bao Er was a little confused.
"What's going on?"
"What the hell is that bowl of fried auntie-like stuff? It smells really disgusting."
Could it be that I broke into Boss Lin’s little-known hobby?
Lin Chou and Peng Pengxiang rushed to the scene of the crime with their eyes widened as they watched the second concubine drink the bowl of indescribable things.
"how do you feel?"
The second concubine covered her mouth,
"I want to vomit"
"Hold it!!" The big-breasted sister, a barefoot doctor with all kinds of weird and weird remedies, raised her eyebrows.
I returned to Chizhi in the morning and Linchou in the afternoon. They both agreed that the second concubine had been poisoned by a particularly secret poison and needed treatment.
Of course, Lin Chou is not as ferocious as the big-breasted sister. His "treatment" is mainly based on dishes such as pig blood soup, renovated toothy wolf sashimi, and so on.
——Anyway, after Lin Chou kidnapped the second concubine, Dao Yan, and returned to the mountain, the police immediately came over and said that if the second concubine was rescued, they would definitely be the ones who were taken advantage of, and no one could stop her!
Lin Chou shrugged, and after making sure that the second concubine would not be poisoned on the spot by the big-breasted sister's bowl of soup, she took the time to say to Bao Er,
"This order is more troublesome, but fortunately, there is no time limit."
The expression on Bao Er's face changed, thinking about that address
But he didn't seem to have the right to refuse, so he gritted his teeth and fought!
"It's nothing. It will be delivered within five minutes, guaranteed to be delivered within fifty minutes, that's right."
Late at night, in the wilderness.
The little sheep's eyes emit pink lights to illuminate the road ahead. The speed does not exceed 200 kilometers per hour. This speed is very leisurely for the little sheep, which is equivalent to walking.
Bao Er huddled in the little sheep, stepping on the handle to control the direction and accelerator. He held a piece of paper in one hand and pointed at the needle in the other, still reading.
I saw the address column on the small note clearly written,
"Travel 133.666 kilometers in a straight line due west and south at 15 degrees and 03 minutes, and build a one-story tower with a five-pointed star using obsidian as the standard; travel 99.735 kilometers in a straight line at 19 degrees and 09 minutes due north and east, and build a tower with sea bluestone as the standard. Triangular one-story tower; straight"
There were eighty-six lines in the address column, and the font was a bit too big. There was not enough printing paper, so Bao Er used tape to connect them together.
"Is it easy for me to just deliver food? The pointer and the compass are completely different things. I still have to learn arithmetic. I can't bear this grievance!"
Bright light only indicates a needle without a compass, especially a particularly accurate compass.
"You bastard, I don't know which unlucky guy who can't go home is playing tricks on me." Thinking about the food in the trunk, Bao Er couldn't help but shrink his neck, "He's still a rich bastard!"
Bao Er obviously overestimated his computing power. It was almost dawn before he found the delivery location.
"Well"
There was no one, and there was a solitary person sitting at the food delivery seat that was accurate to eight decimal places in front of me.
"What the hell, there's no way an alien flying saucer will pop out of this meteorite, right?"
Happy birthday, Boss Lin has expanded his food delivery business beyond the ball!
This is obviously a meteorite mainly made of metal, about nearly a person tall.
Its surface is covered with traces of melting and then solidifying again, shining with mottled special metallic cold light. Many bubbles that have burst or are about to burst are burned into the surface of the meteorite, some of which are stained.
The most important thing is that the soil around the meteorite is rolled up in a radial shape, with a diameter of about——
"One, two"
Bao Er was really trembling.
A crater that is so fresh that it is still smoking is only two steps in diameter. This meteorite is as tall as a person! Why did you land with automatic deceleration?
Bao Er swallowed his saliva and mustered up the courage to step on the hot soil and place various dishes on the predetermined location, which was on the meteorite, as required.
"Mom, damn, I was wrong. I shouldn't have read so much, especially science fiction."
In comparison, Bao Er is now more willing to face a super high-level super cruel beast than a meteorite that can order takeout.
"I always feel that I will be used to mate with a beautiful female alien and then sliced into pieces. I pity you, Mr. Bao, a chaste and fierce man. I don't know if the female alien is long, fair or beautiful. Is it D, E or G on average?" Do you read a lot of books and live a good life? Do you have a lot of water?"
Boom~
There was a violent collapse sound from the meteorite, just like Mr. Bao's heart collapsed.
After a long time of mental construction and a long time of beautiful thoughts, Bao Er's legs were as soft as springs made of noodles, and he jumped out more than three meters away.
A loud, deep voice sounded from the stone, and seemed to resound from the bottom of Bao Er's heart.
"#@!%"
“%￥#@…”
After a long time, the voice said,
"The simple language formed by rubbing the vocal cords is really interesting."
It seemed like some kind of banquet was being held "over there". Along with the words, there were exciting BGM and noisy roaring noises.
At the same time, there were other "voices" ringing in Bao Er's heart.
"Carbon-based organisms? What delicacies and local specialties can be found in lower planes? Haha!"
"Si Gaoyi, you have fallen. Perhaps the only value of this low-level plane is to produce a large number of low-quality souls."
"Is this the creature you're waiting for? What will he offer you, the angry spirit or the angry spirit's sleeve soup?"
Bao Er had never felt that there was that kind of power that could be divided into "evil" and "justice", but now, it took a lot of courage for him to even look directly into the cracks. Those voices gave him the feeling of a hungry man at the same time. A group of wild cats surrounded this skinny little mouse and purred softly.
Buzz~
The meteorite bloomed in an instant, forming a star-dust-like brilliance that filled the sky, turning into a sharp blade that tore the space into gaps.
The crack gradually widened, and terrifying waves that made all creatures within a hundred miles of the wilderness tremble billow out from the crack.
Bao Er was so dazzled that he forgot all his fears.
He vaguely saw a majestic palace made of gold and gems in the cracks like water waves, as well as the charming voice of a fish-tailed person.
"Mermaid, this is a mermaid, I can play with this face, these breasts, these legs and this tail for the rest of my life."
Then, a wet tentacle dipped in gravy that seemed to have some kind of meaty flavor poked out from the crack like lightning, accompanied by some more terrifying and indescribable tearing sound, those few dishes carefully cooked by Boss Lin The dishes just disappeared.
At the same time, the yellow clouds in the sky set off turbulent waves as if they were rioting, and billions of scarlet thunder and lightning fell from the clouds, forming an endless ocean of thunder and lightning.
"snort!"
The voice groaned, the tentacles quickly retracted, and stretched the edge of the crack with the tentacles.
The edge of the crack that had been "touched" by it was immediately coated with a layer of deep blue light.
"Buzz~"
The boundless thunder sea rolled for a while, and began to slowly disappear as if it had lost its target.
The voice was silent for a second and said,
"You are a punctual servant, and I will reward you!"
"Do you long for power?"
Bao Er was stunned by a series of operations by the tentacle boss.
(Fuck me, isn’t Lei Hai the legendary world will of the high-level bosses?)
(Fuck, fuck, 999)
(Who is that big guy opposite who orders food?)
"No, I'm craving for milk."
Bao Er almost blurted out his real thoughts and hesitated for a long time before saying,
"No, I long for speed, that's right!"
Bao Er awakened the agility bloodline, but unfortunately, at his age, there was almost no hope of advancement. This was an iron law known to Mingguang evolvers that could not be broken.
emmmmm, except for perverts like Li Heigou
In short, Bao Er really doesn't feel that he has the aura of a protagonist or something and can sing a dramatic drama that makes him turn around.
(If the speed of my bloodline skills is doubled, I can reduce the time of food delivery even more. If I risk my life and cooperate with the little sheep, hehehe)
The tyrannical fluctuations of mental power swept across Bao Er, and the voice said,
"You are a loyal servant, then, if you desire speed, I will give you speed, real speed!"
"Wait!!" Bao Er suddenly howled.
"Um?"
Bao Er swallowed his saliva wildly, stared straight at the crack, and said calmly,
"I am you, Boss Lin"
"I know."
Bao Er endured the fear brought about by the evil and cruel power in the rift,
"And what's the price?"
Huh~
The purple wave of mental power was like a flame igniting Bao Er and the little sheep under him.
Severe pain comes like a tide, touching the soul and going deep into the soul, thrusting and thrusting back and forth, back and forth, back and forth
Except for the pain, all senses seemed to be blocked.
However, Bao Er seemed to hear the voice saying vaguely,
"This way, the next takeout seems to be more timely."
Bao Erqian said thousands of words into one sentence,
"Maimaipi!"
After squeezing these words out of his teeth, Bao Er fainted.
The voice in the crack hummed,
"Poor, weak, and helpless."
A deep light emerged from it and covered Bao Er.
