Chapter 1,137 My Wife and Someone Else’s Wife (two in one, longer than very long)

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The three-year blood earner was startled by his father's rare sternness and quickly dragged the big black earthen jar in front of him.

Well, you see, we are very strict with our words here. The word "drag" is enough to show that this big black earthen jar is very heavy, and it will be very difficult to earn blood in three years.

"Whoa whoa"

"But Dad, I really can't finish eating."

Ran Feng frowned and his smile gradually disappeared.

"Ouch"

An elbow from his wife almost shattered his waist, and he quickly put on a bright smile, which was more innocent than the one used to coax a three-year-old child.

"Eat, be good, and eat slowly. Our number has been queued up to 7,000, and it will probably take our turn until midnight."

(Dad, you are smiling like you drank too much Lululu milk powder!)

After three years of hard work, I swallowed my saliva.

"So, I want to eat until midnight??"

"Yes, you must finish eating, and you must finish eating until midnight!"

""

If you think about Mr. Sanhuang's extremely plump figure, you will know how big an earthen pot is needed to contain a big hen that is half a man tall.

emmmm

By the way, the earthen pots used in Crock Pot Chicken are Nixi black pottery from 1,700 years ago that the system provides in unlimited quantities:

The diameter is slightly larger than the basin, and it is 40 centimeters high. It has a large belly and a thin flat bottom. It has no cover and no ears. Its surface is as black as lacquer and as bright as a mirror. It is rough and simple and has an ancient charm of vicissitudes of life.

Of course, these are not the point. The point is that for a moment, Brother Maza felt that the little girl might cry at any time.

"The little girl is really handsome."

Among the guests helping to move things, there was a second-level evolved person with envy, jealousy and hatred written all over his head and face.

"Tsk, tsk, handsome girl is nothing. It's really awesome that she still has that thing in her hand!"

Brother Maza was startled,

"Brother, please don't mess around~"

The evolver snorted,

"Are you messing around? Am I going to rob Boss Lin's gold or the gold of Boss Lin's customers? Do you think I look like a fool?!"

Evolutionaries are really poor, not necessarily.

But there is one thing. The faster and harder the evolver is, the more his wallet will be emptied.

In addition to dealing with the head tax of the committee, they also have to tinker with various medicinal diets, folk remedies, and magic plant essences that are helpful for upgrading. In this way, it is impossible for evolvers at this stage to save circulation points. of.

The consumption is extremely huge, so you cannot sell yourself to a tax evasion company or wander around in the wilderness. Moreover, this consumption is continuous and may cost thousands or tens of thousands of circulation points or more every day.

Can you get rich by grabbing a piece of gold that is one inch square? Stop it!

Besides, if you really exchange gold for circulation points, that would be a completely stupid act, okay~

The second-level evolver muttered,

"I just can't wait to have my bloodline verified."

Well, when I save enough money to smuggle some gold from Master Shan, I have to cook a pot of chicken in a crock pot and go to the abandoned gold mine to see if we are non-chiefs or pure Europeans!

On the table next to Three Years of Blood Earning, the warlock uncle had a dark look in his eyes. He was in a particularly complicated mood as he had just been hit by an arrow in the knee.

He absentmindedly combed Master Sanhuang's feathers,

"Will it bark or not?"

"Will it happen or not?"

The Warlock Master has always been very concerned about other people's luck.

Lin Chou had a chicken wing in his mouth - in order to prevent the busty sister from going berserk, Boss Lin finally just left a chicken wing for himself.

"What are you doing? Are you so nervous?"

"Look into my eyes!" The warlock master turned his head, lifted his hood a little, and looked at Lin Chou with his scarlet swaying flame eyes, "Well, okay, do you feel anything?"

Lin Chou twisted his neck in confusion.

"What? No"

The warlock put his hood back on.

"While you are staring into the abyss, the abyss is also staring into you!"

Lin Chou: "???"

No, by the way, when the warlock and the Yukiduanzi boss have gone into hiding to do research, have they watched some amazing shows in the past few days? Why do they feel that the soul of Chuuji has been completely released?

The warlock uncle shrugged in disappointment.

"It's really boring. Usually when I tell people this, they are out of luck for at least a month."

"So, this is actually a curse?"

"Um."

"The effect is really not good."

""

The warlock looked at Lin Chou blankly for a while.

"Yeah, why did it stop working as soon as I got here? You're obviously not lucky enough to be able to avoid being affected by me."

Lin Chou smiled slightly,

"According to the great pre-catastrophic metaphysician Albert Einstein's theory of relativity"

"Shut up!!" Silver-white spiritual fire was spurting out of the Warlock's hood, mixed with a little black smoke.

Lin Chou's eyes lit up,

"Hey, is it a new performance? This is really a show~"

Performance project?

The family of three at the table next to me were so frightened that they almost jumped off the stage, okay?

Ran Feng wiped the cold sweat from his head and looked firmly at the three years of hard work.

"Be good! Eat quickly and don't worry about anything else. Dad will protect you."

The little girl was eating very hard. It seemed that Ran Feng, the father, had taught her more than once at home. He didn't even ask why. He obviously knew how precious and hard-won this opportunity was.

After a while, the rostrum became completely lively and filled with people.

The business of Erxian is also surprisingly good - almost no one can ignore the delicious fragrance of Erxian, even if there are dishes cooked by Lin Chou in front of them.

Lin Chou didn't care. Later, he just asked more when ordering.

"Do you want the second fresh one? I can ask her to send it over?"

Regardless of whether the people who come here know Lin Chou or not, at least after seeing the prices of the dishes on Lin's menu, every table obediently ordered at least one portion of the second fresh food - "The second fresh food feels super cheap in comparison. Eat one." Eat two portions of blood to make a profit!"

The two large pots of food on the second wife soon reached the bottom again, and she started the cooking mode again.

Her forehead was covered with fine sweat,

"Thank you, thank you!"

Taking over someone else's place, using someone else's table, and even stealing someone else's guests, this made the second concubine feel like a thief.

Lin Chou waved his hand, indicating that he was too busy to pay attention to her.

The second concubine twisted her lips and, driven by curiosity, took a look at the menu on the table.

"Ahh??"

Why are there two extra zeros on the back of the buns at this price? Wow, this soup also has this and this.

The second woman looked up and saw an evolver handing a shiny golden circulation point card to Lin Chou's hand. The "10000" on it blinded her.

However!

That's it!

Lin Chou is still unhappy,

"Why is it stuck again?"

The evolved person nodded and bowed with a playful smile,

"I forgot who would carry so much cash with me. Next time, okay, boss Lin will definitely give you cash next time."

Lin Chou hummed twice,

"If you don't look familiar"

"Yes, yes, Boss Lin, as long as I go on a mission in the wilderness, I must have breakfast at your place. Hehehe, thank you, Boss Lin, for the favor!"

"Wait, then."

"Okay, don't be in a hurry!"

After Lin Chou left, the two people at the table were still discussing excitedly.

"What a lucky guy, I didn't expect Boss Lin to come today."

"As for friends, Boss Lin, Master Sikong and Master Yu are all very good friends. They should be here to support the scene, right?"

"Tsk tsk, it's exactly what the guys said, no airs at all!"

"No, Boss Lin is famous for his character."

"Notoriously dark-hearted?"

"Quack quack"

The enrollment of Qinshan Martial Arts School has attracted many evolvers, not only for their own children, but they themselves also plan to study in the Qinshan Martial Arts School system while they are still young.

Some people have been struggling in the wilderness for several years or even more than ten years and are still low-level bastards of the first and second levels. Naturally, they are unwilling to do so. After analysis, some people think: "Oh, my talent is very good. I’ve practiced enough, but I haven’t been able to break through this barrier probably because I didn’t learn enough theoretical classes.”

Not to mention that there are quite a few people who hold this idea and plan to rebuild their brains, which are already full of muscles.

This group of guys have much better sources of information than the hot-mouthed strongmen, people from big families, and local tycoons who just hang out in Mingguang Base City. They entered the Qinshan Martial Arts School venue, received their number plates, and did nothing else. They got it right at a glance. Lin Moumou on the rostrum.

They came in droves, and by the way, the news that Lin Chou was in Qinshan Martial Arts School was splashed over a large area like water, and the entire podium was wrapped tightly in three layers of quilts.

Under pressure, the vendors setting up stalls around the rostrum could only curse and move their stalls back a little.

This group of evolved people couldn't get on the stage, so they just gathered around and talked nonsense. Their eyes were all flashing, like sharks smelling blood.

"Oh, who is that plain-looking guy at the stall next to the third proprietress?"

"Emmmm, according to my guess, this plain-looking man is probably a long-lost relative of Boss Lin."

A certain second-level fangirl shook her breasts,

"Not only is he average in appearance, but the rabbit is also very average - ah, ah, but Boss Lin is just like the legend, so handsome!"

"Hey, hey, you guys have gone too far. Why are you always talking about the girl in charge?"

"if not?"

Someone sniffed, as if they had discovered a new world,

"I said, have you smelled it? I bet Boss Lin has never cooked this dish before!"

"Ya Zhudie, I found a third-level boss, why are you queuing up?"

"Nonsense, how shameless am I? I dare not to line up and give it a try. There are not many fourth-level people who were whipped into dogs if they didn't line up on Yanhui Mountain. There are even fifth-level people!"

"This smell seems to have come from Miss Xiang."

“It smells so good~”

"Oh, so it turns out that Miss Xiang got to the position based on her ability!"

"Upstairs, why do I hear your tone of voice is a little weird?"

"No, I didn't. Don't talk nonsense. Lieutenant General Leng didn't come today, right? He definitely didn't come, right?"

This group of evolved people who are used to running wild in the wilderness are all very rough. Don't expect their whispers to be quiet. They are all as angry as drums and thunderous, and the noise fills the sky, shaking the vendors and the crowd around the rostrum. My ears were ringing and I was dizzy.

Well, I dare not speak out if I dare to be angry.

Lin's eyes on the stage were as sharp as a knife, and he focused instantly, and then a pot came flying into the air.

"Bang~"

A third-level passerby who was looking for Lieutenant General Leng in fear took off the pot on his head and raised it high.

"Hahaha, thank you Boss Lin for the reward, I will definitely keep it as a family heirloom~"

He also clasped his fists and saluted everyone from all directions, and said proudly,

"Wow, it seems that no one else has received this treatment except Shan Ye, hahaha."

A group of unscrupulous people is called cooperation.

"Pooh!"

"Shit luck~"

A certain fangirl,

"What are you talking about? Ah, ah, Lin Shuai, Lin Shuai, I want it, I want it, I want it, and I want to give it to others too!"

Lin Chou on the stage suddenly shrank his neck, and everyone burst into laughter.

Ran Feng also calmed down at this time and looked at the scene below with emotion and said,

"Hey, this is a master. Maybe even his farts are delicious."

Boom.

I got another elbow slap from my beautiful wife.

My wife snorted coldly,

"Vulgar! Boss Lin is just good-looking!"

Ran Feng said speechlessly,

"I'm not talking about this"

My wife snorted again,

"I think you're just jealous."

Ran Feng: "???"

Ran Feng rubbed his brows and was speechless for a long time, then said kindly to the three-year blood earner who inherited his wife and his excellent bloodline,

"Stop looking and eat quickly. It's best when it's hot."

The poor three-year blood earner's mouth was stuffed with chicken, his little face was red from suppressing it, and it was already deformed.

"Dad, I want to eat some of that dish"

Ran Feng's brows suddenly stood up and he scolded,

"Eat whatever you want. The dishes on the table add up to a fraction of the price of your dish. You are a bit promising. Eat quickly, eat quickly!"

After three years of hard work, his eyes wandered to his own mother for help.

So my mother took out her round makeup box and touched up her makeup.

"Pa~"

Close the makeup box,

"What are you looking at? Eat seriously and I didn't let you get distracted from your homework??"

After three years of blood earning, he said sadly and indignantly,

"Mom, mom, I want to drink some water."

"What kind of water should you drink? Drink water! It takes up too much space! You have to wait in line for an interview! Where can I find a place for you to go to the toilet if you drink too much water? Hurry up and eat!"

"My wife is right."

Seeing that his wife had finished touching up her makeup, Ran Feng picked up an abalone with chopsticks and put it in her bowl.

"Lao Ya, abalone and kelp stewed. Wife, try this. Abalone is very nourishing."

"At first glance, you can tell that a lot of effort has been put into it. The soup is thick and oil-free, and the texture is very thick. The abalone is all watery. How could my mother make the soup so thick when I was a child? The abalone tastes so bad. Call me "Dan"

My wife took a small bite gracefully and chewed gently.

“Boss Lin’s craftsmanship is so good, no wonder the sisters praise him so much!”

Ran Feng's face darkened.

"My dear wife, please stop associating with that group of women. I heard that they often go to Yanhui Mountain to bathe in hot springs without telling me. Oh my God, it's so scary. All the people in that place are hunting teams. Maybe There are people who have some strength because they drank too much. Well, my dear wife, why are you looking at me like this?"

"Ran Feng, do you want to die? Do you mean that I will cuckold you?"

"Ah, no, no, how could this happen? It's impossible."

"I, Ran Feng, swear to God that I will never have such thoughts! My wife is the most trustworthy."

"But hey"

My wife rolled her eyes at him angrily,

"I know, I know, stingy, I will go out with them less. What status do they have? If I go, I can only serve tea and water to others. Do you think I am willing to go? It's not just for the sake of saying that. It's your family's business, otherwise why would I be so humble?"

Ran Feng silently served his wife some food until there was no more food in the bowl.

"Thank you for your hard work, my dear wife."

"Hmph, that's good if you know it. If you think about it any more, I'll jump off the building right away to show you!"

"嗻~"

Strong smell of dog food.

After three years of hard work, I burped and felt aggrieved.

"Dad, I've eaten half of the chicken. Can I take a break and eat an abalone? Just a small one is fine. Dad, why are you only picking up vegetables for mom?"

My wife has a cold look on her face, and her aura is as high as an eight-story building.

"Damn girl!"

"Eat your chicken! Do you know how much effort your father put into this meal and how many people he offended?"

Ran Feng looked at his family's three years of hard work with eyes that cared for a mentally retarded child.

"As for why you only pick up food for your mother?"

"Hehehe, one is my wife and the other is someone else's wife. Which one do you think I should pick up the food for?"

My wife has a rouge-like face and a very charming tone.

"Damn it, you're disgusting, what are you talking about~"

Ran Feng showed a dog-legged smile,

"Wife, Mu~"

After three years of blood and blood, my broken glass heart turned into tears, and I suddenly choked - choking and burping at the same time.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"My mother is the most annoying thing."

"I want a baby mother"

"Then let my little mother kick my father and find me a stepfather."

"My stepfather and baby mother definitely don't dare to let me eat dozens of kilograms of chicken by myself and beat them up."