Lin Chou thought for a while,
"Didn't you ask for ten bowls? Take them and eat them together at my place."
Second frowned slightly, seeming to think that Lin Chou was going too far.
Brother Maza immediately thought of some of the glorious traditions of Yanhui Mountain and almost jumped up with excitement.
"You, you really mean thank you, thank you, Boss Lin!!"
Lin Chou turned back and handed two bowls of black and white food to the busty sister and Su Yourong, who were already impatient.
"By the way, get some of our stuff over here too."
Su Yourong said with a sly smile,
"I know Liger, courtesy should be reciprocated!"
Lin Chou nodded, jumped off the podium and sat next to Erxian's stall.
When there are many people watching, the road will naturally become narrower, so the second fresh stall only has a few simple matzas and a slightly taller three-legged round stool. The round stool is used as a table, and it is too small to put two sea bowls on it. .
Lin Chou looked around and picked up a piece of bluestone from a nearby stall that was used to cover the wheels of a tricycle. There were two wheels. Without this piece of stone, the tricycle wouldn't be able to run.
The vendor at that stall was about to say something to declare his sovereignty, when he saw Lin Chou wiping his hand on the stone slab, and stone chips as fine as dust fell on the ground, and he immediately swallowed the words that were on his lips.
Lin Chou was satisfied and placed the stone slab on the round stool. The round stool instantly turned into a round table, and now only a knight who believed in the commandments was missing.
The big-breasted sister handed over the things Lin Chou brought from the stage one by one.
"Boss, do you want to make Taipingyan this time?"
Lin Chou twisted his mouth,
"No, it's too expensive and has no effect. How can there be so many people like Shen Daru in a place like this? Alas, I suddenly miss Brother Wu Yong. In the days when Qin Wuyong was around, he would set up a stall to promote the effect. It should be at least twice as good, and there is a high chance of a magical operation like self-delivery to your doorstep.”
"Well, by the way, this guy must have been spoiled by someone with a green head. It seems like I haven't seen him for a long time."
The big-breasted lady smiled brightly after receiving the boss's reply and went to share the food with Yourong, "Yourong, come quickly, this bowl of food is delicious!"
Even though the big-breasted sister is so arrogant that all men, women and children, old and young, have to use fists or break off a few femoral heads before they start to reason with each other. She even quarreled with the cold Tyrannosaurus more than once or twice, but she is actually a gentle person. .
This is like the girls before the catastrophe. Although they smoked, drank, had tattoos, permed their hair, and even listened to Guo Degang's cross talk, they were actually good girls.
At least the big-breasted sister is unusually gentle towards Yourong, maybe because the two people have so much in common that even the coach doesn’t dare to teach her!
Brother Maza said cautiously,
"Master Lin, cough... Boss Lin is talking about Qin Wuyong?"
"You know him?"
Brother Maza suddenly became energetic,
"How can we say we know each other? We are quite familiar!"
When he thought about who the guy in front of him was, he immediately lowered his voice and said,
"I'm familiar with him, but he hiccups like I'm not familiar with him."
Brother Maza said,
"I am a fan of Brother Wuyong. Brother Wuyong went to Zushan this time to eat grass and live broadcast. It was quite far and the signal was not good. I could only randomly update and upload a recording. The most recent one was three days ago. It was quite miserable. , he was injured and still recovering. The water he drank was alkaline water from the pond, and he didn’t know where he went. From the camera, it looked like there weren’t even trees for dozens of kilometers around.”
As he spoke, Brother Maza took out an ancient model of recorder.
Judging from the update speed of the recorder, which is updated every three days and one update every two days, 99% of the evolvers will never want to use a new model of recorder within three generations in their lifetime.
Brother Maza wiped the dust on the screen and clicked through the operation.
"Hey, Boss Lin, you are very lucky. Brother Wuyong actually has a signal and is broadcasting live."
Lin Chou said,
"Then I'm relieved. I'm still alive at least. It's better to be in the wilderness than to suffer in the hands of a potted plant."
Brother Maza naturally knew about Pen Mou's illustrious reputation, and he didn't even dare to make any more comments to avoid getting burned.
"Uh-huh, why is there no one on the screen? Where did Brother Wuyou go?"
"Hehe, Boss Lin, I have to say that Brother Wuyong did look very happy during this live broadcast. He was in pain and happy at the same time."
I was complaining crazily in my heart: Damn it, there is this pimple on my g-spot. No wonder Brother Wuyong gritted his teeth and looked like he was about to laugh when he chewed grass roots. Miss Zuo, what on earth have you done?
The second placed the two bowls in front of the two of them, looking at the brand new tabletop with strange eyes.
"There are still a lot of people waiting. I'll give you more after eating."
Lin Chou smiled happily,
"It's really rare to eat food made for me by others. It turns out that this is how I feel. Let's sit down and eat some together. By the way, we can also try my handicrafts."
The second look was even stranger,
"Didn't those two girls do it?"
Secondly, I originally wanted to say "employees", but neither of the two girls looked like they could be inferior to others.
Lin Chou said,
"No, I've already done it."
This young lady really has bad taste. One of these two guys on the mountain broke more dishes than they cleaned. A shredded potato would make even a dog choke to death. How dare they even mention cooking? ?
The second time she looked back at the long queue of customers with sad eyes, she realized that she couldn't refuse either the young man's smile or the customer's earnestness.
"So many people are waiting for me to sell out this pot, and then it will take a long time to simmer with new ingredients. Only then will I have time to eat."
Lin Chou bared his teeth, as if he was in a particularly bright mood today.
"Um."
After the second time, Lin Chou stared at the recorder's screen for a long time.
"Where is Qin Wuyong?"
Brother Maza said,
"I don't know, Boss Lin, look at the barrage!"
Barrage:
"Hahaha, look what I found. Grandpa, grandpa, your favorite mukbang is finally live online!"
"Sir, don't panic, stay here and don't move around, grandpa is here~"
"What the hell, it's only been airing for three minutes? Fat friend Meng who came first, tell me, what does the empty screen mean?"
The fat friend who came first was obviously confused too.
"I came in as soon as it opened, and it was always an empty shot."
"Hey, Brother Wuyong must be kneeling down, right?"
"It's cold, it's cold. The anchor is obviously cold. Fat friends, please disperse."
boom!
A huge snake suddenly broke into the camera lens, almost blocking half of the screen. The barrage suddenly fell silent, and then set off a storm.
"I'm your mother!"
"The anchor, you scared the female basin who had just been here for two months, and now I was crying in my arms, thank you ah, your mother, your mother, you, you can get off!"
"Did this snake eat Brother Wuyou?"
At this moment, a big hand suddenly appeared and dragged the snake away from the camera.
"Hahaha, with the blessing of our ancestors, I can have a good time today!"
Qin Wuyong's rough face appeared in the camera, and the angle was straightened,
"The battery in the flight view is out. Mom, this place is much more dangerous than I thought. I was almost dragged away by 'army ants' last night. Fortunately, I was smart and directly detonated the source crystal battery."
"Well, of course, this is also the main reason why the flying perspective stopped."
Qin Wuyong, who was dressed in tatters and had more than two palm-long scars on his chest, looked up to the sky and roared. Le Taotao's left hand was a mutated rattlesnake, and his right hand was a three-yellow chicken.
"Thank you Mingguang, thank you to the people, thank you to ccav, thank you to all the viewers. Of course, the most grateful thing I should be grateful for is the blessing of my ancestor. It's been a few days, this is how many days, I, Brother Wuyong, can finally eat meat. !”
The whole world celebrates the barrage.
Qin Wuyong was obviously very good at mobilizing the atmosphere. He picked up a small handful of plant roots from the ground.
"Burdock? Damn it~"
"Shepherd's purse root? Get away~"
"Rose stalk? Let's go, let's go~"
"I'm going to eat meat today! Did you see the rattlesnake that is only found in the Gobi Desert, and the mutated three-yellow chicken? Maybe if we tell Boss Lin about the three-yellow chicken produced here, we will have done a great job!"
Qin Wuyong picked up a small pot made of ground stone from the ground.
"Let's cut the snake open before it's dead. The snake's blood and gallbladder can't be wasted. They can be replenished!"
"Oh my god, why is this snake's blood blue? I've tasted it and it's not as fishy as I thought."
"By the way, ordinary people don't have to risk their lives to try. This is the privilege of us evolutionaries."
Snake blood is snake gallbladder. Qin Wuyong toasted with a single glance and wiped the blood stains from the corner of his mouth.
"I'm not breathing well. Could this be the feeling of protein?"
Seeing this, Lin Chou twisted his mouth and said,
"This guy's acting skills are so exaggerated."
Brother Maza nodded repeatedly.
"Exaggerated and flamboyant."
Qin Wuyong sold a lot of steel, and then he thought of business.
"No, if the Patriarch gives you a favor like this, I, Qin Wuyong, have to express my gratitude no matter what."
As he spoke, he took out a dagger from his waist, chopped off the chicken and snake heads with two clicks, and stood them on the grass.
Then he touched a stone and chiseled it into the shape of a stele. He turned his back to everyone and carved something on the stele. After carving, he took three half-burned dead branches from the fire and inserted them in front of the stele. Acts as incense.
Qin Wuyong stood the chicken-headed snake with its head upright in front of the stone monument, put his hands together and kowtowed three heads.
"My ancestor, Huang Jun asked me to bring you a message. Qin Wuyong, the unworthy disciple and grandson, has been blessed by the ancestor but made many mistakes. Today, I set up incense and chopped chicken heads to worship the ancestor. Don't blame me, don't blame me, don't blame me!"
The barrage became more and more curious,
"Hey, hey, hey, Grandmaster Chengtian, Grandmaster Wuyong, who is your Grandmaster?"
"I'm so worried. You, Qin, are going against the words on the stone tablet."
"scratching your head and ears"
Qin Wuyong talked about it for a while, then turned around,
"Good guys, you are the only ones who dare to call yourself fat friends. You don't even know who our ancestor is?!"
"A great pioneer, a peerless master who harvested the first wave of shocking ratings for the world of mukbang and is still unsurpassed by anyone!"
"Invitation," Qin Wuyong bowed respectfully, "The founder of the food and broadcast industry, the respected Budapest Chen!"
Barrage,
"Who is this person?"
"I feel like shit, shit. I've seen the information about the Spring Festival Gala before the catastrophe, and I happened to have seen this guy. Speaking of which, he's really the founder of the food and broadcast industry."
"Huang Jun asked me to bring you a message, hahahaha~, Huang Jun asked you if you want to eat noodles~"
At the moment when the barrage exploded, Qin Wuyong had already silently started cooking rattlesnakes and three yellow chickens.
Lin Chou also had a headache from these barrages running like a horse race.
"I won't watch anymore. It's boring. It seems like this guy won't die for the time being."
Then he stopped eating and stared silently at the fragrant second fresh food in the bowl for a long time.
Lin Chou refused to eat, and Brother Maza could only stare and not move his chopsticks. Well, he was very polite.
Lin Chou suddenly raised his head,
"Hey, why don't you eat?"
Brother Maza is calling haha,
"Eat, eat, eat this haha~"
Second, he quickly sold two pots of food. After replacing the pots with new ingredients, he took a matza and sat across from the two of them. The fat baby in the basket was already asleep, with a stream of crystal clear saliva flowing out.
Brother Maza laughed so hard that he couldn't even see his eyes open.
"Your son is so good, he looks just like you!"
Second, his whole body trembled, and a big blush appeared on his face again.
"This is my sixth sister and she is a girl"
Brother Maza: "???"
Oh, you see, it turns out that Sixth Sister is actually a girl!
Er Jian and the other two people didn't move their chopsticks and couldn't help but said in disappointment,
"Does it taste bad?"
Lin Chou shook his head,
"I'm guessing how to make this dish."
The second one was stunned.
Brother Maza was going crazy. He thought to himself that Boss Lin was really good at chatting. The girl’s grandfather was like this because he was coveted by Yishanfang for the second fresh formula. It’s really not right for you to be so chatty. Deliberately rubbing salt into the wound?
"The geoduck is cooked by pouring the juice over it, right? The soup base is the wild goose mushroom?"
"I guess the fungus originally used was chicken blood mushroom, or chanterelle, right?"
"That's right, it must be chanterelles. The unique aroma of chanterelles complements the geoduck."
"There won't be so many choices in the era of the Cataclysm, so I'm going to use a fresh and clever way of using wild goose mushrooms with rich red sauce and geoduck clams. Did you come up with this dish? Someone in your family has made it before. chef?"
Second, he pursed his lips and relaxed his body.
"You, you are so awesome"
Lin Chou waved his hand,
"Guessing the raw materials counts, but guessing the methods is the most important."
Lin Chou rubbed his hands, used chopsticks to pick up a mushroom with an unopened umbrella cover, and put it into his mouth.
"Well, as you know in our alley, Pythagorean Alley, few people planted chestnut trees in our alley before. It seems that only Mrs. Hu's family planted a few. The wild goose mushroom is picky. If the forest is small, it won't grow at all. Hey , I like to eat this kind of new and tender ones with the canopy still open. I don’t have enough of these. Who would be willing to eat them like this? Fortunately, my old man is a cook."
The second eye blinked and blinked,
"You are the same as me. The unopened wild goose mushrooms are smooth and tender, and feel oily and moist in your mouth."
Lin Chou said,
"Yeah, actually I only realized this later. At the beginning, I think it was mainly because my father was worried about the ingredients. He didn't have any ginger, and he had to put a lot of sauce and soy sauce to make up for it. Tsk, a mouthful of mushrooms and a big bowl of rice. It’s really no joke if you still feel panicked.”
"Pfft~" Er Er couldn't help laughing. "A big shot, a well-connected householder, is actually someone who has suffered from poverty in the alley?"
Lin Chou's eyes widened, "How can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air? Not only have I suffered from poverty, I have also suffered from hunger. I had a dream when I was a child, that when I get rich in the future, the ham hanging on the beam will be absolutely perfect when cooked. If you don’t cut it, I’ll chew it and eat it!”
Second question,
"So has your dream come true?"
"It smells so good~" Lin Chou chewed the mushrooms in her mouth.
The rich juice is thick and viscous, and every time the teeth open and close, there is a feeling like a miniature explosion, which is extremely fresh and hot.
"No, it didn't happen. Later, I met a guy who ate ham and bacon. I cooked a meal for her. When I saw the ham, I would burp for several days."
"Pfft~ Where do you usually set up a stall? I've never seen you before."
Lin Chou picked up another piece of geoduck meat and chewed it.
"Yan Huishan, head straight to the west gate and walk two hundred kilometers west."
