Si Gaoyi's drunken snoring couldn't last long. Dozens of evolvers from the Mingguang Army attacked Yanhui Mountain with thunderous momentum, with a fierce momentum from three levels inside and three levels outside.
Now the top management of Mingguang is already in a state of turmoil, but any slightest disturbance is like poking a hornet's nest, and it is bound to destroy all the evil spirits and disobedient thoughts in front of them, and completely crush them.
What's more, the arrival of Si Gaoyi is as dazzling as the scorching sun in the eyes of some strong people who can sense space fluctuations, almost as much as the movement caused by the invasion of virtual beasts. If they still can't find it, they can just collectively find a piece of tofu and kill them. Count balls.
It's a pity that a strong man like Gao Yi is more likely to suffer the disaster of baldness than the disaster of death——
No matter how timely it is, no matter how fast the action is, it is useless. They are engaged in dimensionality reduction. After the minute countdown is completed, the wine (Coke?) is still not awake, and it directly explodes on the spot, leaving only beautiful energy. Fireworks and a pile of bones and rotten flesh.
Um
It's a real explosion
The real deal!
A big hole was blown up on the ground, and half of the Evolutionary Army brought by the higher-ups vomited blood on the spot.
Si Gaoyi said drunkenly and very ashamedly,
"My friend Lin Chou, I'm sorry, @#!￥% When I come, I usually fight, and the explosion is just a preset program."
What else could Lin Chou say, say that he used Coke to get a supernatural magical entity from another world so drunk that it exploded on its own?
This statement obviously has nothing to do with the top management of Mingguang. Si Gaoyi and the top management of Mingguang are not related and there is no need to incur any psychological burden for injuring a few "lower carbon-based creatures" in his eyes. Only the strong can fight with the strong. Make friends.
The evolutionists affiliated with the military had to hurriedly gather up the team, and all of them looked ugly. However, the few lieutenant generals they had high hopes for did not even dare to say a word, and could not even say a word to routine questions. , simply turned around and left.
——Ask your grandma!
Believe it or not, if you ask now, Tomorrow Cold Tyrannosaurus will let you experience a death that is heavier than Mount Tai?
Even these lieutenant generals who know the inside story better than Xiaobing Yazi can't help but complain:
It’s completely unnecessary!
Boss Lin is obviously on the same page as the Zhao family and the Leng family. How could he do something that would endanger Mingguang?
Come on, sending us here is like taking off your pants and farting. The top military officials really don’t think they are soldiers anymore. They are really dirty in playing politics. What they are best at is judging a gentleman’s heart with a villain’s heart.
emmmm
Boss Lin's ability to get lost is superb. I heard that most people like this will be slightly face-blind or something like that. With so many people coming here at once, Lin Chou probably won't remember my face. I'm really afraid that he will make trouble. I'll give you a 1024% discount next time I come to eat.
These lieutenant generals of the garrison are really afraid. Now it is a very honorable thing in the garrison to go to Yanhui Mountain to order some side dishes and drink a few sips of the three-color snake wine.
Firstly, most of the military evolvers have pockets that are not even comparable to ordinary evolvers. Secondly, Lin Chou is also the son-in-law of the military, commonly known as a military relative. Can a place like the garrison, with its rules and regulations, allow you to lead a team to cause trouble at the military family's home? , even the orders from above won’t work. I’m going to have to deal with the consequences of my life, so I’m going to give up my face just to climb up? Someone will poke your spine into a hornet's nest!
Of course, the most important point is:
What about the 1024% off, the cold Tyrannosaurus, these can be ignored, why can’t you hide if you can’t afford to offend?
——But there are some people who really can’t even hide, such as Mr. Zhao, such as Zhao Dapao, such as Zhao Qingcang!
The defense army's great cause can't stand up to Old Man Zhao's fierce fighting with sparks and lightning, and it is very likely that Zhao Er, Zhao Zheng, and Zhao Ziyu will be arranged according to their size and thrown into the main gate of the defense army's main base to deal crazy output.
Well
Also embarrassed was Cui Meng.
My boss slapped his butt and withdrew. He couldn't explode on the spot and create a crack in the ground for him to crawl in. He could only lie there and pretend to be a salted fish.
Huang Dashan is gearing up,
"Linzi, why don't we fight it out? I remember that Si Gaoyi didn't even pay for his meal, and he made such a big hole again. He filled it with this Cui guy and buried it. The size is just right!"
Cui Meng's eyes widened in anger - Did I grow such a strong tendon just to fill in the holes?
Facing a monster who could only fight with his boss to reach a consensus, even though Cui Meng had a strength that was infinitely close to the sixth level, he did not dare to speak casually. He just looked at Huang Dashan calmly.
"Don't go too far. I believe in Your Excellency Lin Chou's character."
"Hey, show your character"
Bang~
When the pot arrives, the mountain falls.
Huang Dashan roared with grief and anger,
"Damn it, Lin Chou, you've changed, and you actually hit me with this pot??"
Cui Meng's cold sweat suddenly dripped down,
(Holy shit, this guy is so physically strong? That’s a magical pan that can knock down even his boss!)
(But it’s wrong. Why did he act so weak when he was fighting in the mountains just now? Has he been hiding his clumsiness?)
Lin Chou smiled slightly and put the pot away without changing his expression.
"Well, don't be surprised. Maybe he is more resistant to this thing."
Isn't it right? One pot every day to ensure the bottom, and the resistance to the basic skill of battering the face in the pan will naturally increase.
If Huang Dashan's resistance has a rating, it must be at the secret level, which is very cool: secret skill * pan paste resistance!
The injury reduction rate is 50%, the chance of nasal bone fracture is reduced by 99%, the duration of facial stiffness is reduced by 50%, and so on.
If we only look at this special ability, Prince Huang must at least be an orange flash boss template. Players need to have certain skills and tactics to form a group to attack weaknesses (such as waist).
Of course, after killing the yellow-faced boss Dashan, you will most likely be left with a bunch of poor people, broken waists, and an orange quality face that will never wear out. The additional attributes of the face are probably -10086 luck value and permanent kidney deficiency.
"Face boss" and the so-called "face fighter" are two different species, and one of Huang Dashan's best friends is the warlock, and his luck has always been unsatisfactory.
Mr. Shan got up from the ground and wiped off the dirt and two broken stone fragments as big as eggs from the back of his head. He laughed and continued to blow without any harm.
Shen Feng suddenly let out a heartfelt sigh,
"I really envy some people's attitude towards life. They are so surprisingly happy. Look at Master Shan's smile, as pure and flawless as a dolphin."
Lin Chou was silent for a while,
"Are you sure it's a dolphin?"
Shen Feng nodded,
"I know a lot about dolphins, that's why I say that."
Lin Chou and Shen Feng looked at each other, smiled knowingly, and said nothing.
Huang Dashan looked suspicious.
“Why do I always feel like something is wrong?”
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As soon as Si Gao returned to his home lair, the slight pain and numbness caused by the coke drunk all over his body due to traveling through the space gate had disappeared.
"It's such a nostalgic taste that I can't stop coming back!" Si Gaoyi asked to the empty hall, "Zongyuan, do you think I should evolve and open a mouth?"
In the dark hall, a pretty figure with a body and a fish tail appeared:
The skirt is made of braided shells and decorated with pearls. The front is convex and the back is very beautiful. The rabbit on the chest can probably kill an eagle: an owl.
The mermaid Zongyuan made a strong male voice as if he had eaten a weight.
"If the Lord had a mouth, it would be a lot more fun."
Si Gaoyi stared at Zong Yuan for a long time, and the human fish's tail began to tremble under the heavy pressure.
"You are very good at talking. You are worthy of being my housekeeper. If you weren't so ugly, I would even consider marrying my 139th daughter to you. She is only over 109,600 years old this year. She is very She is young, a girl who loves to laugh, make fun and love beauty."
Speaking of this, Si Gao couldn't help but smile fondly.
Zong Yuan wiped the cold sweat from his head, picked up the two pearls turned into tears on the ground and put them away. He calmly patted his pockets to make sure they would not be left behind.
"Thanks to the Lord's wrong love, Zongyuan dare not."
Si Gaoyi waved his tentacles impatiently, as if he was tired.
"Go down."
After saying that, he closed his eyes and fell into deep sleep.
Zong Yuan was sweating like rain and trembling like chaff. He sighed with relief and slowly exited the hall.
As Si Gaoyi fell into deep sleep, the dark hall began to bloom with colorful colors like an awakened ancient creature. The light bands drifted everywhere, like a flowing galaxy, deducing scenes of Si Gaoyi's past stories and glory. the present and the illusion of an unpredictable future.
The grotesque hall was like a stage, with Si Gaoyi's huge body sleeping on the only huge seat - a big eyeball covered with tentacles.
It is the Eye of the Void and the Lord of the Void passed down from generation to generation by the oldest ethnic group in the Void race. It is the truth wherever you look.
It is said that its eyes open and close with the ability to stare into the void and make judgments with fear. It looks at who is pregnant and stares at who has miscarried. The first time it is painless, the second time it is super doubled, and it is extremely scary.
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Yan returns to the mountain.
There are so many customers and it’s so noisy.
Lin Chou was already in the kitchen preparing for tomorrow's big enrollment event at Qinshan Institute of Physics.
"There will definitely be many parents waiting anxiously by then. The cold Feizhai Happy Water will definitely make them happy."
"Salt-baked chicken is a must-have product. Well, there are already hundreds of them in the stove, but it's not enough."
"The pig blood soup made on site is also very necessary to restore physical strength and increase endurance."
“As for the price being higher”
Boss Lin's dazzling appearance can be regarded as a platform for Sikong, and he is still very proud.
Sikong had already reserved the most conspicuous stall for Lin Chou - if Lin Chou had not refused, Sikong was even prepared to contract the faculty and student canteen of Qinshan Institute of Physics to him.
Of course, Lin Chou would never do this kind of business.
During his more than ten years in the alley, he had seen enough of those naughty children who were crying for food in the morning, waiting for food at noon, and still waiting for food at night. What's more, the number of naughty children in Qinshan Institute of Physics was tens of thousands of times higher than in the alley.
"It will probably shorten your life by a few decades, right?" Lin Chou thought to himself.
Short-lived ghosts can’t do that!
The world is so big, why don't we all stay away from each other and live well? Mingguang’s land area is definitely enough
Yourong and the big-breasted sister have already packed the things they need to bring, such as lotion, sunscreen, mascara, lip gloss, as well as Yourong's change of Gothic maid dress and the big-breasted sister's leopard skin suspender belt.
"Hey, are you planning to abandon your master and boss and settle in Mingguang?"
Yourong had a smile on her little face, her eyes were shining with golden light, and she stretched out her white hands to act coquettishly,
"Shithu~"
Lin Chou hesitated for a moment, then reluctantly placed a freshly braised, steaming big elbow on Yourong's hand.
"Be careful!"
"Also, you've been eating a bit too much lately. Although you're growing up, you have to be careful that you're so fat that you can't shrink back."
After all, he is his little apprentice. Although he can't even shred potatoes, he is so cute and cute that he deserves to be loved.
"Ahhh!" Xiao Yourong screamed loudly as if he had been bitten by a dog - this damn straight man's cancer!
She angrily threw her elbow back into the pot and said confidently,
"Liger, sister Chizhi's salary, and the Lun family needs pocket money!"
Lin Chou's expression suddenly changed.
salary?
Pocket money?
nonexistent!
"Hmm, wait, this seems to be the busty sister's first time going to Mingguang."
Lin Chou sighed sadly,
"In the counter drawer, get it yourself."
Su Yourong's eyes were sparkling,
"Then I'll take it!"
"I really took it!"
"I really, really took it!"
Lin Chou's roar echoed through the kitchen,
"Stay home and shred potatoes tomorrow, and you don't want to go anywhere!"
Su Yourong's face flushed with excitement,
"Sister Akazhi, put up the counter, I'm going to buy a whole street tomorrow~"
When Lin Chou rushed out of the kitchen, a room full of curious and playful eyes looked at him like flashlights.
Su Yourongba looked in at the door outside, sticking out his tongue and making faces.
"Slightly, slightly, slightly~"
"Shihu is so stingy, his surname is Su~"
Su Yourong opened her bag with a swipe, revealing stacks of circulation point cards and several standard source crystals shining with golden light.
The big-breasted sister held a standard source crystal curiously, with a moved and solemn look on her face.
"According to Mingguang custom - could these be the dowry given to you by your brother?"
Everyone laughed.
Su Yourong immediately blushed,
"No, don't talk nonsense, it's not true!"
In fact, Su Yourong's dowry and her money were all her own private money saved.
The Su family can be considered a wealthy family, a Golden Circle family. Su Yourong allowed the prodigy to take charge of the Su family's family business for several years at the age of a young child. This small amount of private money is nothing.
Of course, Yourong had no money when she left home. These were things her brother Su Hope came over from time to time——
What if one day the coquettish and pampered girl bites her mouth and gets greedy?
What should I do if I want to buy a cute little skirt?
What should I do if my brother is kidnapped?
Ahem
Su Youwang still counted on his sister to support him, so how could he be willing to treat her badly?
In particular, my sister is working as a poor apprentice here with a black-hearted iron rooster. No one cares or loves her, just like a cabbage in the field. Just thinking about it makes Su Youran and his elder brother directly complain. Yingying~!
