Everyone felt sour in their hearts.
Everyone has two arms and three legs, so why does his surname Huang have so many tricks? He doesn't even cheat one person, and he buys one, gets one, and gets one free!
Why? Is it because he has long legs?
If that's the case - just kidding, my buddy usually wears it on his waist!
Look at the words that guy uses to describe himself!
Oh, hey, his face was so cut with knives and axes, I'm afraid he wasn't really stabbed with a knife or struck with an axe.
Brother Menkang, who thought he was good-looking, pinched his face and muttered sadly,
"What about the most basic trust between people..."
Of course, there are still discerning people here.
Bai Suren asked with a smile, his eyes watery.
"Now, may I ask Mr. Shan, what did you buy when you gave your wife a 'return gift' for the first time?"
Huang Dashan counted on his fingers,
"Kushutang's perilla essence and silk protein mask, Zhang's handmade charcoal-grilled beef jerky and salt-roasted angler fish liver in a family bucket, Chengnan Farm's salt-brined shelled green broad beans, a set of "Ying O High School Male Public Relations Department" "The DVD in the upper part, well...what else is there..."
All the steel...ah no... all the straight men [Star Destroyer alloy shell comes with a force field shield] all expressed their confusion: "!!!"
What kind of mess are these gifts? What's the use? And why can you remember it so clearly? How many years has it been?
Sikong curled his lips at Huang Dashan with great disdain.
"Scheming female watch."
Bai Suren waved his white fists and nodded repeatedly.
"Uh-huh."
Wu Ke put up his posture and said with a deep face in front of the confused people:
"Suppose your wife is 1.73 meters tall and weighs 57 kilograms. Her measurements are 34/24/34, she has a sweet appearance and a charming personality, and she can tear up the best man and beat the bridesmaid in the hall and in the kitchen - then here is the problem! When was your wife’s lowest IQ?”
Everyone: "???"
What the hell is this bullshit question? Does it have any connection with the previous tip?
"What's this mess? Is this a calculation problem or a metaphysical problem?"
"Who knows? Has anyone figured it out..."
"Depend on!"
Wu Ke pointed at Su Yourong,
"You can answer it!"
Su Yourong couldn't even lift his head from the super big old bowl.
"Ah? Ah emmmmm..."
Wu Ke nodded seriously,
"The correct answer is when you eat."
Wu Ke nuzzled at Sikong Nu again,
"Sikong?"
Sikong stared at Bai Suren for a long time and said firmly,
"While watching dramas!"
In Sikong's view, women are hopeless when watching dramas.
His childhood sweetheart, Bai Aren's Children's Shoes, is completely free from the love, hate, entanglements and grievances of several generations, mixed with a little car accident, cancer, fire, mudslides, tornado blessing buff, she is the male protagonist in the drama she is chasing. This girl's scarf hooked her hair. She could even feel so distressed that she cried. Sikong couldn't stand it anymore and asked her, but she actually said plausibly: Oppa is the most perfect, Oppa must be perfect!
After all this, why are you still talking about IQ?
Wu Ke nodded,
"One more thing, according to incomplete statistics from civil organizations before the catastrophe, half of the boyfriends surveyed agreed that their girlfriends had the lowest IQs when they were applying facial masks. Of course, lying is also most effective at this time, so please be sure not to Spread the word - by the way, has Mr. Shan also seen this statistical result?"
Wu Ke speculated maliciously,
"Think about it, when a pure little girl like a piece of white paper receives a gift from her savior, should she immediately open it and take a look, and then, haha... put on a facial mask, eat snacks, and watch the corrosion Soul animation..."
Everyone thinks so...
"hiss!"
"Step by step!"
"Damn it, Master Shan is so insidious, it really makes my sister-in-law suffer!"
"I have long said that even a blind dog would fall in love with Huang Dashan's face!"
Wu Ke's lenses flashed with bright light, and he said sadly,
"Moreover, the second part of this anime is still firmly held in a pair of evil hands! The poor, innocent, pure girl is lured step by step into the dark abyss..."
Everyone was filled with indignation,
"Huang Dashan, you are simply inhuman!"
"If you don't have great virtue, you..."
"What, that anime CD, is it still there?"
Huang Dashan's face was so dark - after such a random analysis, Mr. Shan himself believed it.
"Maimaipi, who is this kind of person?"
"So that means I'm pretty smart?"
"Ouch~"
When many straight men [Star Destroyer Alloy Shell Comes with Force Field Shield] were busy asking Mr. Shan for CDs, Wu Ke couldn't help but cast sympathetic eyes on them.
"Tsk, tsk, it's really hopeless."
"After saying so much, the real point that I want to express is clearly: when faced with all kinds of thoughtful gifts from your wife, the most important thing is never to forget all kinds of thoughtful gifts in return, otherwise it will easily cause family conflicts."
"Look what they are doing, they are grabbing a set of CDs that I don't know if they still exist."
This awareness is really suffocatingly low, and I have completely failed to understand the true meaning of this undergraduate course.
"Rotten wood cannot be carved."
Wu Ke muttered coldly,
"Haha, it's really funny. How can someone with such a low consciousness have a wife? I look down on them, they are just a bunch of singles!"
Sikong didn't know when he came over and asked coquettishly,
"So you have a wife?"
"Of course I do," Wu Ke took out a palm-sized latest model of LCD screen recorder and started playing with it. He opened a local area network game with exquisite graphics and clicked through the operation before shouting with a red face and thick neck, "Look at my luck and the ten consecutive attacks of krypton gold. Come out, my wives!"
After a burst of brilliance on the screen, a two-dimensional beauty made a pleasant sound.
Wu Ke pointed the recorder's screen towards Sikong's face.
"Look, SSR-level wife, wait a minute, let me give my wife a name first, um... the fourth wife... let's call her Yue Du... she's very pretty..."
Sikong rubbed his head.
Is the recorder evolving a little too fast? Are those guys at Mingguang Research Institute spending all their research funds on this? That makes no sense!
He snatched the recorder conveniently,
"show me!"
Wu Ke suddenly screamed as if his wife had really been robbed.
"Ah ah ah, a friend's wife should not bully a gentleman or take what others like. How could you steal my wife... give it back to me... I'm going to fall out..."
No matter how poor Sikong's physique is, he is still a genuine evolver. He defeated Wu Ke in minutes.
"Well, let me see what the names of your wives are. Well, the eldest wife Tokisaki Kuang O, and the second wife Anjie Trawu. Is this a Chinese name?? Well, the third wife is interesting. She is actually a mermaid. You still have some baby fat, your name is Han Hong?"
Sikong looked at Wu Ke doubtfully.
"Who is Han Hong??"
