The entire Yanhui Mountain is filled with a pungent spicy smell, and the spiciness is even more pungent from the mountain pepper oil. The power of the devil pepper and mountain pepper oil reinforce each other and intensify, making people move to tears.
Su Yourong was choked until her eyes were red and she kept sneezing. After holding on for a while, she took her big-breasted sister and ran to the back mountain hot spring to hide and play.
Mr. Zhao had a wine glass in one hand and a big bottle of Fat House Happy Water in the other. He poured it into his mouth while shaking, and said,
"Huh?! This wine is good... very good... Lin... Linzi has a new product... He didn't even say hello... I heard that there was some kind of sparkling wine in foreign countries before the Cataclysm. ...Is that what you mean...hehe...the color is a bit weird..."
Everyone suppressed their laughter,
"Second Master, eat vegetables, eat more vegetables, right~"
Zhao Er looked particularly happy.
Ah no, to be precise, sometimes I am very happy, sometimes I burst into tears, and the speed of lightening and changing is almost as fast as flying.
"Okay, okay, eat food... damn... this food... why does my tongue sting a bit..."
Everyone: "..."
Nonsense, those are some old chili peppers! There is also the blessing of mountain pepper oil in Sanhe soup!
It’s strange that you don’t get stung in your mouth when you take a bite of vegetables and a sip of ice cream - these two things combined are like eating raw onions or garlic, at least the power is *10.
Lord Shan stabbed Wu Ke,
"Hey, Xiao Wuzi, your idea is good. How do you know that the second master can't taste it?"
Wu Ke curled his lips arrogantly,
"I'm so drunk that you can't even taste it!"
"Besides, after eating so many chili peppers, drinking ice-cold Cola at this time is much more exciting than drinking white wine directly."
Shanye and Bai Qiongshou gave him a thumbs up together.
"You kid, you have something in your head."
In fact, according to Zhao Er's drinking method, Lin Chou really didn't dare to serve Ya the Colorful Snake King Wine.
Let’s not mention whether he will drink it to death. The main thing is that if the thing can’t pay the debt, won’t Lin Moumou be so distressed that he will explode on the spot?
Mr. Zhao's poverty is not really poor. I guess it is mainly due to the habit of the old Zhao in the family who eats the King's meal - it has become a habit of the Zhao family not to carry any money in his pocket.
Mr. Zhao cursed and said,
"I want to run away. I will run away after finishing my last meal cooked by Linzi."
"No one can even try to find me, haha~"
"Don't even think about it!"
Lin Chou walked out rubbing his eyes and glanced at Zhao Er.
"Mad, it's great to have a partner. Do you have to make the whole world smell like love?"
Huang Dashan:? ? ?
Damn it, Lin Moumou, your brain circuit is very strange. Is this how you understand this matter? !
Huh...
etc...
That figure is...
Damn it!
Huang Dashan quickly changed his face.
"Tsk, tsk, it's just, isn't it done yet? Do you want to have the ultimate bachelor's night party first or what?"
Master Shan spoke in a loud voice, and the figures hurriedly coming to arrest people at the foot of the mountain slowed down.
Bai Qiong's head was instantly enlightened by Huang Dashan's look.
He quickly picked up the wine glass and took a sip.
"Second Master, Second Master, please drink slowly. I know you are happy. Finding your sweetheart in your forties is the best in the world...ahem...the whole world is celebrating. Haha, the whole world is celebrating."
A group of people cheered and immediately surrounded Zhao Er, exchanging cups and cups in a lively manner.
Zhao Er looked confused and didn't know what was going on.
But for people who drink too much, whatever others say is what they say.
"ah?"
"ah!"
"Is that what happened?"
"Yes~"
"Happy!"
"drink!"
Leng Han watched the whole process, and the expression on his face was about to become unbearable. He said, "I'll go to the back mountain to find Yourong" and left.
At this time, Lin Chou could not worry about whether the meeting between Leng Han and the big-breasted sister would demolish the entire back mountain, because the lewd figure at the bottom of the mountain had already come forward.
Sister Xingxing shouted in a loud voice,
"Zhao Er! Are you still running? Do you still dare to run?!"
"You don't want to admit it after eating it, do you?"
"I'll kill you with my tenderness!"
The three consecutive waves of powerful sound waves immediately shook everyone on the mountain out of negative states such as tinnitus, eyesight, cardiac arrest, etc.
Zhao Er looked confused.
"Who, who is calling me?"
Everyone sitting around the table turned around in confusion, as if they had just seen Sister Xingxing.
"Hey, Sister Xingxing is here."
"Good afternoon, Sister Xing."
He looked half-embarrassed and a little "shy", as if he had just called a beer girl in a bar and then his wife rushed to the scene.
There are also people who are confident and good at acting, such as Shan Ye,
"This is a man's time. If a woman wants to join in the fun, just go and stay there!!"
Sister Xingxing's tiger body shook, extremely fierce.
Of course, Sister Xingxing, a fifth-level evolved person, had already heard everything these guys said at the foot of the mountain - but she still felt that something was not quite right.
Huang Dashan also trembled, and stood up with his bull's eyes, even more fiercely.
"Hey, Axing, what do you think? Who are you yelling at? Our second master dares to yell at you before we get married. With such a group of people listening here, what if we get married? Don’t you want to be beaten and angry every day?!”
"Damn it, your gentlemen are so shameless. Tell me in front of everyone. Come on, come on, Ah Xing, tell me, what do you want to do? What do you want to do? You want to die. sei??”
"I see that women don't want to be the best, they don't know anything at all, and if they marry such a thing and go home, our second master... hum..."
Master Shan's expression was truly vivid with disdain and resentment.
Sister Xingxing glanced around with wide eyes:
Zhao Er was so drunk that he kept shouting words such as "drink", "happy" and "this wine is good". The others looked a little aggrieved and wanted to speak, but were too angry to say anything. Lin Chou, who was standing on one side, looked back and forth between himself and the people at the table, astonished.
My heart suddenly skipped a beat,
"It's broken, it's broken, it's broken..."
Sister Xingxing swallowed her saliva and her voice dropped by more than 90 decibels.
"I didn't mean that...this...that..."
Shan Ye's "ferocious" bared teeth,
"Then what do you mean? What are you looking at?"
If anyone would have dared to talk to her like this, regardless of whether it was the Yellow Mountain or the Green Mountain, Sister Xingxing would have passed by a forty-eight-ton big-eared thunderbolt.
But not today!
Not only did it not work, Sister Xingxing was even panicked.
Originally, she thought that Zhao Er was going to pack up and run away... But now it seems that the situation is different from what she thought...
What did Zhao Er say?
Singles night!
drink!
Happy!
emmmmm...
Is this consent? No more running?
Oops, I suddenly feel a little shy...
but...
etc!
Sister Xingxing's mind was spinning, and she suddenly felt that her brain, which was almost filled with muscles, came to life again.
As we all know, men are very face-conscious creatures - especially at the wine table!
Courage*10086, even if you have to kneel down on the washboard, kneel on the durian and kneel on instant noodles when you go home, you still have to hold your neck and have a hard time with the wife who doesn't give you face. To put it bluntly, this thing is called a dead duck...
Zhao Er's friends would definitely have opinions based on their own conditions, and she completely and completely understood this.
Isn't it just a little fun that men understand? To put it bluntly, it's just a drink with friends. There isn't even a girl present...
He rushed over so aggressively, as if he wanted to kill someone...
How can Zhao Er hold his head high in front of his friends in the future? What impression did you leave on others? What should his friends think of him? !
Thinking of this, Sister Xingxing gasped,
"hiss..."
Huang Dashan still looked at Sister Xingxing with his nostril-looking expression, and his words became even more unbearable.
"Look! Look again! What are you looking at!"
"Mute?"
"Speak! Do you want to die~?"
Sister Xingxing: "I...I..."
Three minutes later.
After Sister Xingxing apologized to everyone repeatedly, she almost ran away with a red face, her back looking extremely panicked.
While everyone was stunned, their world view was shattered.
who I am...
where am I...
Where am I going...
What's wrong with the world?
Is there some high-end operation being tinkered with here that I can't understand?
Huang Dashan, how can you be so smart and outstanding because your head was slapped by a frozen hairtail when you were a kid? ?
A few minutes ago, they thought that Huang Dashan would be torn into pieces by Sister Xingxing without even a yawn, but what happened...
Why is the painting style suddenly different?
Damn it, what kind of nonsense show is this!
"Master Shan is awesome!"
"Master Shan is awesome!"
“Awesome, awesome!”
Shanye crossed his legs, enjoying everyone's toasts as a matter of course, while gazing at the world with his nostrils.
"Do you know what to do?"
"There is one absolute truth when it comes to dealing with women in love: making up your own mind is the most deadly!"
A group of people turn into doglegs,
"Oh oh oh..."
"Wonderful~"
"Master Shan is right!"
Nonsense, if you don't hurry up and flatter me now, then you will be flattered.
If you build a good relationship with this guy, he might be picked up from someone else's wife's bed by your wife in the future. This guy will be able to trick you into being a righteous person who is willing to help others.
I heard Lin Chou suddenly say quietly,
"Have you figured out how to explain it to Zhao Er? It seems that you have confirmed the fact for Zhao Er that he wants to marry Sister Xingxing."
Huang Dashan's stern expression suddenly froze on his face, and he stumbled under the table.
"I..."
"no..."
"Special code..."
Will he die? Will die!
Huang Dashan roared anxiously,
"I saved his life!"
"Really, otherwise he will be torn into pieces by the angry Sister Xingxing!"
Lin Chou shrugged.
"Which would you choose, immediate death or chronic death lasting at least eighty years?"
"Now, you should think about how you will explain it when Mr. Zhao wakes up."
"I would like to suggest that you write your will first before it's too late."
Everyone dispersed with a bang, and even Bai Qiong Capital ran away on the spot.
——They all participated in the performance just now.
Huang Dashan immediately scolded his mother,
"I'm going to knock your grandma out. Come back and give it all to me!"
"Come back... Wori... we will die together..."
...
Lin Chou didn't care about the troubles outside, he wanted to reward himself for the decade of despicable...ah no...sadness.
Lack of oil and water, really short of oil and water, what else is there besides duck oil and a little bit of coconut oil?
It can almost be said that during the time that Lin was in the Crystal World, there was not a single day when Lin was truly "full".
I used the fastest time to familiarize myself with the kitchen that I had not touched in "ten years". With a fierce expression, I washed the green rice with clear oil and soaked it.
He carefully selected a good-quality ham from the dazzling array of hams on the eaves, cut it open with a few cuts, and only took out the most delicate and well-layered ham.
Leng Han could almost hear the "swish" sound from the light in his eyes. He licked his lips in recollection and said,
"Are you making ham rice balls?"
Lin Chou raised his head and said,
"No, make oily rice, glutinous rice and oily rice. The oily stars are big and will satisfy your cravings!"
Leng Han pursed her lips,
"Those without glutinous rice would have been extinct long ago, so we have to use green rice instead."
Lin Chou said,
"Yes, green rice is fragrant and sticky. It is a perfect substitute for glutinous rice and the taste will not be bad."
Leng Han thought for a while,
"I've never heard of this kind of rice... Do all these ingredients have to be added to the rice? There are so many..."
Huang Moumou and Wu Moumou behind them both covered their faces and beeped softly.
"If you are not a family, you will not enter the same family."
"Isn't this too cooperative?"
"Stop talking, it's time for Lin Zi to show off his skills again."
"Brother Chou, are you cheating? Why do you seem to be a different person when you mention these things? You can't stop talking."
Lin Chou kept moving his hands and said with joy,
"It's normal if you haven't heard of it. Glutinous rice and oil rice cannot be considered a common Chinese cuisine. This dish belongs to the 'water tribe' before the cataclysm."
"The Shui people call themselves 'Sui', and they mainly live in the upper reaches of the Dulong River and Duliu River at the junction of Guizhou and Guizhou. The main residential areas are Sandu Shui Autonomous County, Libo, Dushan, Duyun and other counties and cities in Qiannan, Guizhou Province. Fish has been used as a totem since ancient times. The Shui people have their own language and traditional writing. The Shui language belongs to the Dongshui (Dongtai) branch of the Zhuang-Dong language family of the Sino-Tibetan language family. The ancient writing system of the Shui language is compatible with pictorial characters, pictographs and abstract characters, and The Shui people have their own calendar, the "Water Calendar". The Water Calendar is basically the same as the Summer Calendar. The difference is that the Water Calendar uses August as the end of the year and September as the beginning of the year... In general, the culture of the Shui people can be said to be A living dictionary that leads to ancient Chinese culture. It is said that the population of the Shui tribe before the cataclysm was only about 400,000. The Shui tribe eats rice as their staple food, and they like to eat hot and sour seasonings. They have the custom of 'no vegetables are sour, no spicy food' .”
"Well, it is said that people from the Water Tribe are addicted to alcohol, very alcoholic."
"This glutinous rice oil rice is a very unique breakfast of the Shui tribe..."
Leng Han's curious baby eyes suddenly turned into surprise. He pointed at the extremely rich raw materials on the chopping board and said,
"Breakfast? Do you think... these are breakfast? Are all the people of the Water Tribe a strong man, or are they evolutionaries??"
Nearly twenty kinds of ingredients are laid out on the chopping board. It is definitely enough to make a table of stir-fry. However, if it is only used to make this glutinous rice and oil rice, it would seem too luxurious and rich - just eat oil and water in the morning. Can you really eat such a large amount of food?
Lin Chou raised his eyebrows.
"Well, it probably has something to do with the geographical location where the Shui people live. Most of them live in steep mountainous areas, and they mainly farm and grow rice. They probably need to make this extra hearty breakfast and take it with them for lunch. After all, the mountains are high and the roads are far away. Yes, we do not support them returning home to have a comfortable lunch while doing farm work."
Leng Han nodded his head hummingly, suddenly looking a little cute.
she asked,
"So do the Shui tribe people make their ham and bacon spicy and sour... The spicy one is fine... But the sour one seems weird... I don't like eating sour food very much..."
"Hmm, if it's ham, maybe it's sour?"
"Hey, I'm so looking forward to it all of a sudden."
Lin Chou: "..."
Well, Cold Tyrannosaurus successfully ended the topic.
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