The three people stared at each other for a long time, and finally decided to give up the topic - although it was said that a certain Eighteenth Master was about to officially change his name to Nineteenth Master, and it was very likely that the committee would solemnly hold a ribbon-cutting ceremony for the name change with great fanfare, which was very disturbing. Topics of interest to people.
(Emmm, if the integrity and moral values can still hold up, there is a high chance that Master Shiba will be dragged out to pick up guests after the ribbon-cutting.)
Shanye smacked his lips a little regretfully,
"Well, every family has its own sutras that are difficult to recite. Old Bai, you'd better keep an open mind."
Meng Jia also sensed the smell.
"That's right, poverty is not a problem. People who are poor are not short of ambition!"
Master Shan said,
"Shit."
Then he rubbed his belly,
"This fucking job is not easy to do. Hey, you said this time there were strange beasts and living corpses... I didn't even see a single hair of the Wolf City people except Zhuge Tiedan. Why am I so uncomfortable with it? ...Fuck...I'm so starved to death..."
Bai Qiongshou rolled his eyelids,
"Eat, no one is stopping you. A pot of edamame is not enough for you. If you are not full, why don't you have soup?"
Meng Jia laughed so hard that he was so beaten up by Huang Dashan that his eyes widened again and again.
Mengjia looked up at the sky——
Alas, I am not qualified as a flatterer. Let alone Prince Huang, he can't even stand up to Bai Qiong.
Fortunately, I still have the rank of garrison general...
Tsk, it turns out that the group of people who first surrounded Lin Chou had unknowingly reached the point where they no longer needed to use their strength to face other people's expressions.
Bai Qiongshou suddenly felt a little emotional,
"Linzi is really happy to miss Shu. Lieutenant General Leng has been gone for a few days, half a month? When can we eat the food cooked by this guy..."
"Without Lin Chou's bright light, it would be boring..."
"Thinking about it, including the time when I was busy some time ago, I haven't tasted Lin Zi's craftsmanship for a month."
Huang Dashan rolled his eyes.
"Lieutenant General Leng has only been here for four days. It's only five days if we give it a try. I don't want the young couple to get tired of it."
"Eat, eat, eat, where did you get the money from Bai Shiba? You are so poor, but your mouth is so tricky. Hey, the crack in the wall suggests that you go to the house of Ku so-and-so next door and try to stew kelp with grave soil and grass. , economical, delicious and not expensive.”
Bai Qiongshou is so happy, Huang Dashan always comes up with weird words that make people confused.
Although I don't know what the raw materials of this "grave soil and grass" are, it sounds like Beier is full of energy, as if she has been fed a lot of buff, and Manoko is full of brains, a little pumped up and a little stretched.
Huang Dashan peeled the edamame beans that were still hot to his hands in a leisurely manner.
"Mother Xipi, we are going to build a breeding farm in the outer city tomorrow. This is great. It has been demolished to pieces, and the people in the lower city will collectively eat the dirt!"
Huang Dashan was mainly worried about the fact that there was not even a drop of oil or water in the pot, which was already quite unpleasant, not to mention that he was asked to perform some inspection and surveillance tasks as a fifth-level boss...
Isn't this a joke?
Who should I choose?
Don't you have any idea about your grandpa Dashan's identity?
Let me do such a dirty job?
Gan!
Mengjia took out a small recorder, which was small compared to his two rough and rough hands, clicked on a certain channel and watched it with interest.
I heard a particularly passionate voice coming from the machine,
"Dear colleagues, fellow evolutionists, and the millions of people of Mingguang, what you are seeing now is the live broadcast in Qinshan from the [Freeman's Newspaper] affiliated to the Development Committee. You can see on the screen the exclusion of Lord Gungun and Sigou who are on the side of Mingguang. Son... In addition to Sir, Bloody Tribulus, and the mutated Lei Niu called Mao Niu, there are six species, a total of seven demonized plants of at least level 5 or above, fighting against the so-called 'life' left by Mingguang, the leader of the rebel party, Liu Renjun. The tree was brutally dismembered...cough...sorry, I'm a little emotional...the dismemberment was a joy to watch. The scene was quite brutal at one time, with blood and corpses flying all over the field, accompanied by the charming fragrance of flowers... Bah...what the hell am I talking about..."
"In short, as far as the current situation is concerned, Mingguang is not in danger for the time being. According to the analysis of the top three parties of the garrison, the scientific research institute, and the development committee, there is likely to be a key to the advancement of demonized plants or multiple alienation transformations in the tree of life. Fighting for it is undoubtedly a timely act for Mingguang, because as far as we know, Mingguang's conventional force can hardly cause any harm to the Tree of Life..."
"The three parties of force have completely cleared the area around Qinshan and surrounded it. With a resolute attitude, they are determined to prevent these demonized plants from causing further harm and destruction to the Xiacheng District... Well... although there seems to be nothing that can be destroyed in the Xiacheng District. Okay...well...the one in charge now is still Liu Renjun, who is as talkative as ever. Zhao Zheng, the tiger son of the Zhao clan, who only looked a little handsome after Liu Renjun was killed, is the most powerful among the younger generation of Mingguang. The first-tier seed players, the older girls and younger wives are not married yet... Hey... Forget about the younger wives... The Zhao family has enough troubles... Let's save some for other people's gentlemen. I won’t mess with it when I get the chance... Anyway, girls, look here, they look handsome, cool and strong, aren’t you tempted? If nothing else, we have Zhao Zheng’s contact information. Tomorrow morning’s [Freeman’s Daily Page 3 c position], girls, you know, howl~”
"At the same time, the alien space where Lin Chou, the 'Emperor of the Sea', whom Liu Renjun, the leader of the rebel party, regards as his great enemy, has been 'exiled' has been found by Lieutenant General Leng Hanleng's sisters Mimi Mimi using their bloodline abilities. Search and rescue operations are currently being actively carried out. , as we all know, in addition to being super strong and outrageously powerful, and capable of confronting Lieutenant General Leng, Poseidon Lin Chou...according to a senior general of the garrison who wished to remain anonymous, Poseidon Lin Chou once single-handedly shot an imaginary beast thousands of miles away with a Fanwei arrow. He was comparable to the sixth-level blast furnace master in his early years... Of course, I would like to give you a friendly reminder, ladies and daughters-in-law, start here. You have to think carefully beforehand. This is the man who is called the boss's wife by "Three Thousand Thousand Thousand Thousands of Your Life". Hey... the grass has its owner... If you loosen the soil... be careful of being interrupted by the hoe... Well, actually I want to say a little more, but as you all know, a semi-official contestant like me who talks too much is definitely not popular. If I talk too much, the bosses will probably trouble me again, so I’ll just say this. Back to the original topic..."
"Lin Chou's various medicinal diets have given birth to at least five practical awakeners and eighteen alienated ones for Mingguang. The attribute enhancements, strength enhancements and various incredible skills attached to the dishes of the Sea Emperor Lin Chou are very useful to the evolvers. The strength of the help can be described as earth-shaking. It is incredible to think about it... Faced with such a person who has made great contributions to Mingguang, the three giants of Mingguang solemnly declare that they must rescue him no matter what the cost... Privately come Tell me, the spicy food cooked by Mr. Lin is so delicious, so all the foodies in Mingguang please don’t worry, um, Bafanglou Yishanfang, please also express your condolences..."
"Well, turn the camera this way, and you can see that almost two-thirds of Xiacheng District has been demolished, and the remaining one-third is also in a state of collapse. But the good news is that after the efforts of the evolutionists, the agriculture and animal husbandry have been rescued. More than half of the district's grain and livestock reserves are intact, so people who have been temporarily resettled to live in the outer city areas do not need to worry about food problems. Miss Jiang Mingzhu, the new head of the Jiang family, has reached preliminary cooperation with the development committee. The Jiang family's daily supplies and food reserves will be Free and unlimited supply to the general public..."
"Oh Shet, what just happened, camera lens! A sixth-level... I have never seen this kind of magic plant, it should be a beech tree... It was directly torn apart by six other magic plants. Swallowed...the sky...another one...uh...is over? Why didn't they continue to fight?"
"..."
The three of them stared head-to-head for more than half an hour.
Huang Dashan sniffed,
"Who is this person? Did he borrow this mouth? He doesn't even breathe when he speaks!"
Meng Jia's face was full of embarrassment.
"Ahem, this is my brother Meng Fang, and I don't want to watch him broadcast anything. Who said I was his brother..."
"He has been working as a frontline reporter at [Freeman's Newspaper] for many years. He recently made some achievements after having a recorder. He asked me to take the recorder with me to watch his channel. Well, what kind of ratings did it contribute? This kid...has blinded the strength of his second-order evolution in vain...and is not doing his job properly..."
Huang Dashan pinched his chin,
"His mouth...emmm...his audience must be middle-aged people over thirty-five years old...ahem...there must be a lot of women, right?"
Meng Jia: "..."
What a mistake God made!
Huang Dashan wanted to continue teasing, but suddenly he felt a strange fluctuation coming from above his head.
Immediately, the clouds were torn open, and the huge and thick wellhead covered the direction of the three people with thunderous momentum.
Half of the people in this big well Mingguang know each other, the Mi family sisters!
But looking at the way its energy beams were twisting and twisting, something was probably wrong. Before a few people could react,
"Boom~"
After a minute, the smoke gradually dispersed.
Lin Chou's face turned green and his eyes were dull. Leng Han, who was responsible for supporting him, was not much better. His heroic face was now pale.
Before the wellhead disappeared, half of the children floated out of it in panic.
"Ah...it's crooked..."
Lin Chou turned his head and looked at Leng Han.
"How long have we been walking at the mouth of the well..."
Leng Han's face turned even paler, almost freezing.
"I'm going to kill these two stupid sisters..."
(Jing: Isn’t it true that the longer the time between two people in the world is, the better? Real name is wronged!)
Bai Qiongshou: Damn it!
Huang Dashan: Damn it!
Meng Jia: Damn it!
Huang Dashan was immediately hugged by Lin Chou and shaken hard to death.
"Fuck you, I'm so fucking stupid... You're finally back... You're not hurt anywhere..."
Lin Chou: "Well..."
Bai Qiongshou followed him and rushed over with a quick stride.
"It'll be nice to come back, it'll be nice to come back..."
Lin Chou: "Uh... ugh..."
Under the warm embrace and shaking of the two guys, Lin Chou finally vomited all over the floor.
...
About two hours later.
Mr. Huang listened briefly to Lin Chou's ramblings, and sighed deeply about his waist-length hair. He also lamented about how time passes by, and how he looked particularly profound with his vicissitudes of life.
Then, of course, he put all that bullshit mission behind him and insisted on "escorting" Lin Chou back to Yanhui Mountain.
Of course Lin Chou disagreed. The smell of edamame was so enticing!
Lin Chou, who finally regained his composure, presented the carefully prepared specialty of another dimension—duck rice—to the White Dome of Huangda Mountain.
Huang Dashan looked strange.
"What did you say... this thing is..."
Lin Chou quickly peeled the edamame beans, and soon there was a thick layer of pods under his feet.
It was as if he hadn't eaten in several lifetimes, and even talking couldn't stop him from stuffing food into his mouth.
"Duck rice is made of duck meat. Look at the roundness and similarity of the rice grains. Well, there is a white dot on it that represents the germ, you know?"
Huang Dashan reluctantly smelled it, it was a bit fishy and smelled of burnt feathers.
"So Lin Zi, you went to another world, and I brought it back to you, Master Shan... this thing..."
Lin Chou chuckled,
"Hey! How fresh! It's like there's something else besides ducks in that place!"
Leng Han's eyes were wandering in vain - it seemed that all the local specialties Lin had stored for ten years had been lost to her liver in just one meal. She could be called the Emperor of Liver.
Huang Dashan twisted his mouth.
What else can you do? Just eat it. After all, it’s a thought, isn’t it?
Who told him to be so mean-spirited just now and ask for souvenirs...
What Lin Chou calls duck rice is oval-shaped white grains that have been cooked and air-dried. They were wrinkled when they were first taken out. After being boiled with water, they became much plumper and rounder, a little translucent, and I don’t know how it was made. When it came out, it looked quite delicate - of course the lingering smell of duck feathers couldn't be an illusion.
Lin Chou's mouth was filled with the aroma of edamame. He swallowed hard and said,
"Don't like it? I also have duck noodles, duck vermicelli, duck steamed buns and duck steamed buns... Well, of course the filling of the duck steamed buns is definitely not duck meat..."
Huang Dashan immediately put down his job,
"Then I choose duck buns!"
Lin Chou took the big bag from Leng Han's back, searched for a while, and took out a golden and shiny bun.
"Here!"
Huang Dashan took it and bit it.
"Creak..."
This guy's face stiffened.
"This... what kind of stuffing is this? This is..."
Lin Chou finally peeled off a whole pot of edamame, clapped her hands and stood up.
“Stir-fried duck intestines with dogwood spice and salted duck egg yolk.”
Huang Dashan almost knelt down.
"Brother! I was wrong! I don't want any souvenirs anymore!"
Lin Chou snorted and took a deep breath.
"Huh~ A world without ducks is really wonderful!"
Huang Dashan and Bai Qiong, who were holding bowls and didn't know what to do, were silent and felt sad.
Suddenly, a bowl was handed to Lin Chou.
Meng Jia licked the duck rice on his lips into his mouth.
"Um...is there anything else...I want to have another bowl..."
Huang Dashan and Bai Qiongshou looked confused.
"Brother, you have a very strong taste."
Meng Jia smiled,
"It's not heavy, but I think this duck rice will be very delicious if mixed with soy sauce. Well, Boss Lin, I didn't mean that. In fact, it's delicious enough now...just...just... Almost meaning..."
Huang Dashan curled his lips crazily,
"Brother, your flattery is really loud and bright."
"Character guarantee, I'm just telling the truth."
"..."
