The cool operation of gathering seven three-yellow adult chicken feathers to summon the warlock uncle has become a legend in the small circle of Yanhuishan. It is an enduring topic and has always been talked about by everyone.
Hmm, but there is obviously a small problem here: who in the normal world would summon the warlock master without any problem? Is it because they think they are too lucky and have a long life, and their life is too boring and boring without passion?
Even if the Warlock Master is now undertaking various non-mainstream businesses to make a small amount of money, calling people to chat with dozens of circulation points may also unexpectedly gain the Warlock Master's friendship.
The fact is: who the hell dares? It’s okay to not want this friendship!
Of course, Secretary Qin, an outsider, would definitely not be able to figure out such a high-end proposition.
Qin Caishen himself is not an evolver. He only knows about Yan Huishan and Lin Chou through tax reports and Qin Sheng's gossip.
As for Ali, it’s better to say that he is practicing than “cultivation”. If he talks too much, it may hurt his temper. Perhaps it can be understood that this guy’s bloodline ability is similar to “closed words” - well, to put it another way, Ali has very little. He chatted with other evolvers and learned a little about Lin Chou, but it was limited.
After Ali climbed up, he picked up a large handful of weeds with small purple flowers from the ground.
"Well, this thing is called alfalfa, right? I remember that chickens seem to like eating it. Gugu, Gugu, Master Sanhuang, where are you?"
Ali is also considered a regular customer of Yan Huishan. Basically, as long as he doesn't dig roots and chop down trees or catch up with Nepenthes' psychological aunt, these fences will not consider hanging him up and hitting him.
Ali looked through the gaps in the pitcher plants, hoping to find San Huang's hiding place.
"Master Sanhuang? Master Sanhuang? There is delicious food here~"
The last sentence obviously had an effect, and with a swish, a big rooster with a burly body and shiny feathers appeared on the other side of the fence.
It should be said that Mr. Sanhuang is getting fatter and fatter now - Mr. Warlock comes to Yanhui Mountain too diligently.
Ali was overjoyed and threw all the alfalfa in his hand.
"Master Sanhuang, come on. This is a new flavor of weed outside the fence that you can't usually eat. I heard that the forest doesn't usually feed you feed. This is really stinging, isn't it!"
Alie has decided to apply for a "qi-injury" subsidy after he goes back. I dare not give it to him if he gets into trouble. Hey, when the time comes, please try Mr. Alie's tortoise-shell bondage. Hahahahaha~!
Sanhuang inside the fence looked cautiously at Alie's big and honest face from a distance, slowly approached the alfalfa on the ground, dug a few times with his feet, and became furious.
"Oh, oh oh oh~"
Sanhuang arrogantly soaked chicken manure on a pile of beautiful alfalfa with purple flowers and walked away disdainfully.
Azu: "???"
What's wrong with this chicken?
Secretary Qin still had some ideas and reminded,
"Alie, chickens should like to eat worms, right?"
Ali suddenly realized,
"Yes, yes, you should eat bugs, you should eat bugs."
Ali looked around and found a cool, damp place away from the fence. He blasted away the soil and picked out a large handful of fat earthworms in less than ten minutes.
Ali looked at the earthworms in his hand and recalled,
"When my family first started raising Montenegro wild boars when I was a kid, the piglets stopped breastfeeding, so I dug up earthworms, dried them, ground them into powder, and mixed them into the pig food to feed the piglets."
Secretary Qin raised his thumb and complimented appropriately,
"Master Ali is really a man of life!"
Ali said proudly,
"Of course, feed the pigs with feed mixed with earthworm powder. The pigs will grow very fast and have a lot of lean meat. But they are too tired. They can't dig more than a few buckets in a day, and there won't be much after they are dried in the sun."
Ali threw a few earthworms into the fence and began to call Master Sanhuang affectionately.
"Gugu~"
Sanhuang didn't go far at first, but he soon came back unhurriedly, tilting his head to look at the pool of earthworms on the ground.
"Eat, eat, Master Sanhuang, we still have some in our hands after eating~"
As a result, the effect this time was not as good as that of alfalfa. Sanhuang didn't even move to pick it up, but just twisted his butt and walked away.
Ali: "..."
Ali was stunned for half a minute and roared,
"What does that chicken mean! What does it mean! Damn, I have never seen such an arrogant chicken in my life!"
Ali grabbed Secretary Qin’s collar and said,
"Secretary Qin, tell me, what do you mean by this chicken?"
Qin Yuanfeng swallowed his saliva,
"Well, maybe...hey it's back again!"
Ali was stunned and looked back.
I saw Master Sanhuang walking back in a swaggering manner with a square step, and stood at the gap in the fence facing the two people, Ali, as if he was deliberately letting the two of them see his majestic figure clearly.
"Oh~"
Master Sanhuang screamed loudly and beat the ground with his wings and feet.
"What is it doing?"
"Uh, it looks like...dancing?"
"The dance is really awkward."
"..."
Jumping and jumping, the ground under Mr. Sanhuang's feet suddenly seemed to melt, and the soil retreated evenly and neatly around him, revealing a large black hole.
Then, a big round guy like a pink soft crystal emerged with his head, which just happened to hold Master Sanhuang on top of his head.
"Ah~"
The round creature opened its mouth wide, revealing two disproportionately small, black teeth. It seemed to be looking ahead with its mouth and teeth.
Master Sanhuang was arrogant, singing loudly above the head of this giant creature whose head alone was dozens of times its size.
Ali and Secretary Qin looked at each other.
"This, this thing looks like...actually...maybe it's an earthworm??"
The two fell into deep self-doubt.
For a long time,
"This chicken..."
"It's so poisonous..."
There is an iron abacus that can only get in and out, and a dignified fifth-level boss. Their identities are there, and now they are despised by a chicken...
Who can withstand this!
Ali smacked his lips,
"No, I have to save some money. Speaking of Lao Qin, we have gone to the countryside together. How about exempting us from the recycling tax for a few years?"
"Don't even think about it!" Qin Yuanfeng's face darkened, "Well, what are you doing to save money? Besides, you are a fifth-level evolver, so you are short of money."
Qin Yuanfeng knew a fifth-level evolver who could come back every time he went to the wilderness. He wouldn't dare to think of 1.8 million circulation points. At least 1.2 million would be more than enough.
In other words, if it weren't for the head tax imposed by the Provincial Committee to restrict them, these guys would be able to buy Mingguang privately.
Ali's face was serious,
"Save money! I want to ask Lin Zi to stew this chicken next time! What's the price of vegetables here in Lin Zi? Hehehehe..."
Qin Yuanfeng was speechless.
"Seriously, they must be waiting in a hurry over there. Why don't you go in again and snatch this chicken out?"
Ali's head shook like a rattle.
"No, my original armor has been broken. It will take several hours to condense it again. The original weapon was also destroyed by the three-meter-tall iron-blooded female man. It will take even longer. I will go in now, hehehe , in the rain of swords all over the tree, the top of the head can be regarded as a slightly stronger piece of hob meat, and I can leave a whole body, Amitabha."
Qin Yuanfeng said in surprise,
"So evil?? You...are fifth level..."
"Also, the tough-blooded man you were talking about just now was two meters tall. How come he became three meters tall in such a short time?"
Ali said dullly,
"Anyway, I can only deal with one of Jian Yu and the four-meter iron-blooded female man. That was just before we entered. Now, I can't even deal with one of them."
"And I talked too much today, and I can't keep up my energy."
Qin Yuanfeng knew from the look of Ali that he was seriously injured. After all, he was beaten.
Qin Yuanfeng said sadly,
"What should I do? This, this, this... If Mo Chu knew that I couldn't even do this... I wouldn't want the entire bonus this year..."
Ali rolled his eyes.
"This little thing? Secretary Qin, if 'this little thing' is really just 'this little thing', is it necessary to send out me, a fifth-level person, and you, the chief secretary of the committee?"
Secretary Qin: "You'd better not speak. Why do I feel a little suffocated when I talk to you?"
In the next hour, Secretary Qin and Ali tried every means to change bugs of various flavors and "chickens". Small vertebrates that may be of interest to such creatures include but are not limited to corn candies, chocolate, popcorn, etc. Rice flower, etc., failed to impress Master Sanhuang.
afterwards.
Qin Yuanfeng lay on the ground without any image, breathing heavily, and wiped the black mud on his face from just digging up the scorpion.
"I said, Ali, I didn't expect you to have the habit of carrying candy corn with you..."
"You're not much better. Didn't you bring out the chocolate popcorn and lollipops? You can't help but think about it. Who knows how to eat lollipops?"
"Don't talk about the ones that are available and not available. If I don't take this chicken back today, I'm hopeless. I'll just use it to block the wall and count balls."
"..."
Separated by a wall, it's like the end of the world.
Just as the two exhausted bosses were complaining to each other, a young man's voice suddenly came from the other side of the fence,
"Uncle Ali, Secretary Qin!"
"Who is speaking?"
"I'm too tired. Maybe I'm hallucinating. After this place in the woods closes, there will be no one left."
"I heard that if this hill's defenses are activated, it can withstand even the tide of corpses and beasts!"
In order to prove that he was not a so-called hallucination, Brother Menkuang threw the tail needle that Secretary Qin had just thrown into the fence wall, which Wa Lan saw to be a highly poisonous scorpion, and threw it on Alie's face again.
"Uncle Ali, what's my family situation!"
"What the hell is the door frame? I still have the window sill! Eh...wait a minute..."
The door situation behind the fence made me smile bitterly,
"Uncle Ali, do you remember?"
After all, Brother Menkang has a military background, and Ali is an old friend of the Zhao family. Naturally, he works very diligently with the garrison.
"Well... your dad is that... yes... the guy who got together with Liu Shuli..."
It is normal for two big or small families, especially military and business families, to get married, but it is rare for a father like Men Kuang to come in with his son.
——This shows how poor the garrison is. Even his father cannot afford to support a newly evolved person like his son.
Men Kuang's face turned dark at that moment, but he could only grit his teeth and admit it.
"Uncle Ali, I'll catch the chicken for you, and you have to do me a little favor."
Ali didn't answer, his mind was analyzing the scene in front of him.
Yan Huishan has been closed, and whoever comes in will be beaten up, but this guy is standing here without incident, bargaining with him, and not being cut into pieces by the rain of swords. Well... that tough-blooded man just now said he was taking a bath in a hot spring. ...
Bah, what kind of tough-blooded female man is that? Which boss lady is that? To say that Lin Zi’s taste is really strong... Bah... What the hell am I thinking...
emmmm...
"You're holding the grass, you mother!" Allie's mind felt like it was going off, and his face was blue, "I can't help you with this little thing!"
Secretary Qin's eyes were filled with embarrassment, and he had obviously figured out the key points, and he suddenly had the urge to slap himself in the face.
(Oh my god, this guy, this guy is not hooking up with the boss’s wife...)
This kind of thing, as long as you see it, it is a sin——
Secretary Qin is trying to get Qin Sheng and Lin Chou closer. If this happens, will Lin Chou get angry at himself and then blame his children?
To paraphrase a saying from Yan Huishan, after all, no one can do that like Pen Moumou, with his head on the grassland and his heart like a wild donkey...
When Meng Kuang saw that the expressions of the two elders were wrong, he said inexplicably,
"Uncles, what are you thinking?"
"Boss Lin left the night before and hasn't been seen again. My family didn't even send me the money for the meal. Now I can't even go out. The two waiters didn't know what happened. They threw me a box lunch and didn't care. Now, it suddenly snowed and the mountains were covered with swords and rain... Well, it doesn't matter, I've been hungry for two days! I'm an evolver, I can starve to death here in less than a day and a night..."
I know that the door condition includes a back mountain, a cold storage, a thermostat, and a kitchen with a lot of delicious food.
The key is that he tried it, and he could only look at the thing. If he touched it, it would be gone, just like the virtual screen created by the three-dimensional projection technology before the cataclysm.
Men Kuang felt a little scared - this method felt a bit like the space method of the warlock!
Leopard owes me, I can't afford to offend you, I'm leaving!
If there is a chance of death, there will be no intact body, and you will be unlucky for half a year.
I heard that the Warlock Master and Lin Chou have a very good relationship, but I really don’t think my life is strong enough to fight against the anti-theft method blessed by the Warlock Master’s negative luck.
As a result, he didn't dare to touch anything on Yanhui Mountain, regardless of what he could see or what he couldn't see.
Just such a small misunderstanding almost caused Men Kuang to suffer from mental illness due to starvation. If that Wu Ke hadn't gotten him some food stock, he might have eaten his belt...
However, this is not a long-term solution.
He is an evolver, and what he needs to supplement is food with origin. Ordinary food can only fill his stomach, but not enough!
The family situation was also unlucky. Lin Chou stuck her butt out and left, completely forgetting about waiting for the butler to redeem her with money.
Moreover, with such a big thing happening in the base city, how could the Men family and Men Kuang's stepmother have time to talk to him.
Regardless of what they think, Yanhui Mountain is Lin Chou's territory. He recognizes the money but not the people. When the time comes, they will use the money to redeem the people and they will work together. There is no rush, no rush~
