Chapter 1,065 "Grandma Zuo!!"

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A certain mountain heard the noise in the rear and used a big ax to blow out air waves to block the Guixu River, cursing at the same time.

"Fuck you bitch! How did you know I was going to explode? I might have been transformed into a peerless master by Guixu Water! Bah!"

The people behind him fell silent.

Huang Dashan is resentful,

"Young lady!"

Suddenly a voice came from my mind,

"You will not."

Huang Dashan bah road,

"What do you want to do, surnamed Hong? Take advantage of the situation?"

Hong Dashan was silent and quickly communicated with Huang Dashan with his thoughts,

"How about we make a deal."

"tell me the story."

"You and I merge to create a unique personality. My ability is the main one and you are the supplementary one. It's just Guixu Water. My power does not belong to the original source. Guixu Water cannot swallow it at all."

Huang Dashan grinned,

"Does your personality also have to be based on you?"

"...yes"

"Get the fuck out of here!"

Hong Dashan was silent for a long time,

"You will disappear. Your existence relies on the origin, and my existence relies on another kind of power that is outside the origin. The best result of Guixu Water swallowing and transforming your ability is that as the origin power dissipates, your personality will be annihilated. ——Of course, the greater possibility is that you explode on the spot."

Huang Dashan sneered,

"Isn't that just what you want? The former serf sang the song, you are truly the master of your own country~"

Hong Dashan said,

"You and I are one. If you dissipate, I will no longer be complete. How can it be worthwhile to unite?"

Huang Dashan cursed loudly,

"Get the hell out of here! Are you a fucking psychopathic man?"

Hong Dashan said with resentment,

"Don't forget, I am your personality."

Huang Dashan was speechless.

It took me a while to hold back a sentence,

"Young lady, just wait, I am going to eliminate harm for the people today! Neither of us can even think about living~"

Master Shan launched an attack on the waves of Guixu Water as if he were dead.

The blazing origin storm rolled the waves up into the sky. However, in just a fraction of a second, the origin power was swallowed up by the Guixu Water, and the blue waves came towards Huangda Mountain like a huge mouth.

A few drops of sweat appeared on Huang Dashan's forehead. He looked at the living corpses in the Guixu water that were as full as cans, smiling bitterly.

"It's over, it's over... I should have known I would have stewed the three yellows and brought them here..."

Crack~Ding!

The hundreds of meters high water wave fell slower and slower, solidifying into ice in an instant.

The splashing water droplets turned into ice crystals and landed in front of Huangda Mountain.

Looking around, everything as far as the eye can see has become a glacier.

Huang Dashan was stunned when a particularly familiar female voice came to his ears,

"who are you talking to?"

Huang Dashan opened his mouth wide and was always surprised.

"I...you...aren't...you can even freeze the Guixu water when I rub Lenghan? And you said you have simple water control and ice abilities?!"

"Otherwise, why should I lead the Second Bandit Brigade to hang around the coastal defense line all year round? Did you see that no one from the Second Bandit Brigade is allowed to go ashore?" Leng Han frowned at Huang Dashan, and then looked toward the back mountain, "What if? If you see someone over there who is busy canning and labeling Guixu water and preparing to make snowflake crystal balls for sale, will you be so scared that you vomit three liters of blood?"

The corner of Shanye's mouth twitched,

"Niang Xipi, it's that green-headed guy again...I was just ready to die for Mingguang...said!!"

Huang Dashan really doesn't deserve it.

It's changed, it's all fucking changed.

Leng Han twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, which was considered a smile.

"Where's Lin Chou?"

Huang Dashan shrank his neck and couldn't help but take a few steps back.

"Uh...um...well..."

Leng Han's expression suddenly changed, and the blue glacier made a crackling sound, and turned into powder together with the tens of thousands of living corpses frozen inside.

"Boom~"

The tiny ice crystals were wrapped in a heavy layer of frost for the second time before they could flutter with the air currents. No matter how unwilling they were, they could only land honestly.

Huang Dashan's proud stubble and two eyebrows were frozen, making him look like a bald Santa Claus.

He was trembling and his teeth were chattering.

"Go away, Gungun is still playing in the mud over there, Lin, Linzi must be fine, he, he, he is very fine!"

Suddenly, Huang Dashan finally realized something was wrong.

"Wait a minute! You fat, white-eyed wolf, where is your gravity field? Why don't you save people? Why don't you save me?? You spit out all the candy you ate from me!!"

"Where is he?"

The plan to divert attention did not go as expected, Shan Ye said weakly,

"Uh... 80%... maybe... over there..."

Huang Dashan pointed to the cave-in covered by ice crystals and said,

"When the sea water poured in and I was washed away, I seemed to see him being pushed into a space crack or a teleportation array by the sea water, and then the Guixu water came out of the crack."

Leng Han's willow eyebrows stood up, and his pretty cold face suddenly became gloomy.

She murmured,

"Over there...over there...no wonder Mimi Mimi was taken away..."

Leng Han jumped up, and the rising and falling figures completely disappeared from everyone's sight.

"???"

Huang Dashan opened his mouth and said helplessly,

"I'm going to give you a cold tyrannosaurus... Just leave like this... I'd like to give you a few more freezes to be honest..."

soon,

"Click~click~click~"

The extremely high pressure of Guixu Water cracked the first cracks on the ice surface, one after another, and the blue water waves that terrified the evolvers roared again.

Many evolvers present were extremely sad and couldn't help laughing or crying.

"I'm...going to go..."

"What to do?"

"Master Shan, you are familiar with General Leng, how about you call her back?"

Shan Ye: ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵┻━┻┻━┻

A certain aunt was only wearing a thin vest, and a big loose thing hung down on her chest, which made the elders around her blush and hesitate to speak.

Auntie shouted to Huang Dashan,

"Bald boy, how could you make someone else's girl angry?"

Huang Dashan: (ᇂдᇂ)ノ┬─┬ノ┻━┻ ┻━┻ ┻━┻

A group of aunts chirped at Huang Dashan, and the mountain man looked at the sky speechlessly.

(You shouldn’t give me the respect I deserve for a handsome, beard-bearded, melancholic and powerful evolver, right?)

After being scolded for a long time, Mr. Shan couldn't bear it anymore.

Showing a risk-taking expression, he roared with a livid face and red eyes,

“With that cactus-like thing, here’s your chance to make money!!”

Everyone was baffled.

A reply came quickly from behind Qin Shan, the voice was crisp and the sugar content far exceeded the diabetic standards.

"Huh? What did you call me?!"

A strong sense of threat.

Huang Dashan gritted his teeth and showed a ferocious, reluctant, distorted smile.

"Aunt Zuo!!"

"Hey~ Be good, Dashan Little Tutu is so good! Why do you call me aunt?"

"Hey, hey, what about that? I heard Lieutenant General Leng say that it's very slow for you to fill cans by yourself. How about we guys help you? It's free!"