Men Kuang put on a warm and warm face, even a little reserved and shy, like an innocent boy who had never been in close contact with girls.
If the surprise on the big-breasted lady's face were scraped off, at least three emoticons could be made - this guy looks pretty smart, but why is he suddenly acting like a fool!
Men Kuang said quickly,
"Hello, it's such an honor to meet you!"
Everyone: "..."
MDZZ, sycophant, bastard, if your moral integrity is gone, pick it up quickly.
This guy's desire to survive is too strong...
By the way, pretending to be a crazy fan must have been taught by an expert!
Akazhi:? ? ?
The big-breasted sister is a little confused.
"What do you mean!"
A guy like Men Kuang who was released from a big family is always weighing the balance between family interests and personal interests.
Especially when he thought that his incompetence could push the family behind him into a place of eternal destruction, Men Kuang's heart became heavy and heavy.
"Well...actually...I was attracted by your incomparable appearance and powerful aura. I couldn't help but want to see your noble appearance. It is indeed presumptuous of me to say that. I hope you don't mind."
The soup in Lin Chou's mouth turned into a fountain, and everyone in the dining room was shocked.
What do you mean by incomparable appearance and powerful aura... What do you mean by wanting to see your distinguished appearance... This boy...
The big-breasted sister was stunned. A thought suddenly appeared in her mind that she couldn't believe:
Is this stupid, dirty, filthy-minded, male-legged creature trying to pick me up?
simply...
simply...
This is simply unreasonable!
Sad-sad-angry-despicable!
Is this humiliating my weakness?
What did I do wrong to deserve to be treated like this!
What a shame!
No one in the entire Tiankeng Blood God tribe has ever been humiliated like this by such a stupid, dirty, male short-legged creature full of filth!
And she was even the former maiden of the Blood God tribe!
A series of huge exclamation marks filled Akazhi's mind to the point where it was about to overflow...
So, under the attention of everyone, the door situation instantly transformed into a state where the head took one step first and then stretched out the neck and rotated and drifted out with the body.
Hey don’t tell me, it’s actually a bit like an exclamation mark.
Not only Men Kuang himself, but also the younger brothers who were his solid backing were slapped like a bowling pin by the flying Men Kuang.
I don’t know if the big-breasted lady has mastered any unique shooting skills, but these dozen guys actually flew out from the small door of the dining room.
"Oh~"
Seeing the commotion, the muscular and foot-picking big men seemed to have a collective orgasm, and let out a series of colorful moans.
Too violent!
terrible!
frenzied!
Someone shouted,
"another one!"
Men Kuang didn't stop thinking the moment he flew out. He felt aggrieved...
"Your Excellency, why is this?"
The big-breasted sister looked down at these "skinny" guys,
"You are only a male creature as high as my waist, who gave you the courage??"
Men Kuang stood up unsteadily, and when he touched the back of his head, he felt a big bulge.
"Ye Luan! You! You go too far!"
Busty sister: "???"
Men Kuang was about to say something when he felt a pain in the back of his head.
"boom!"
The whole person was shot straight into the soil.
A phoenix bird dressed in bright red embroidery with golden flames appeared behind her. The Queen of the Night raised her eyebrows.
"What's wrong with me?"
Men's face was filled with black mud, and he was furious.
"Who are you?!"
Ye Luan handed the ax the size of a door panel back to Huang Dashan's hand.
"who I am?!"
Men Kuang looked at Queen of the Night in front of him, and then at Huang Dashan who was holding an ax with an expression like "I am a qualified dogleg".
Suddenly I felt a little square and my head was a little dizzy.
"You you you are...she she she is..."
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"Why did you come out at this time?"
"ε=(´ο｀*)))Oh, there is no chance."
"It's an unlucky year. Today is definitely not a good day for gossip."
"It's gone, it's gone~"
Disappointment was written on everyone's faces, and they wished someone would be beaten up on the spot.
The Queen of the Night had just sat down, and the blind old man who went for a walk in the back mountain brought back a wild Zhao Qingcang. The two of them were muttering something, saying, "We have a good relationship, you can definitely see that, right?" "Okay." Such an aunt's attitude.
Lin Chou stepped forward and said,
"Old man, how are the preparations going?"
The so-called preparation naturally does not mean burning incense, bathing, meditating and praying, but it is better to keep the body and mentality in the most appropriate and balanced state before eating Longhudou.
The blind old man nodded and said,
"You are so old, but your mentality is no better than that of your young people. In order to calm down my mood, I recited the meditation mantra for a day yesterday, but it was of no use~"
Lin Chouhan,
"Well... the mentality doesn't have much impact, the main thing is the body..."
The blind old man chuckled,
"Who says it's not? No, I specially invited Lao Zhao out for a few strokes. Beating this old boy is much more effective than using a meditation spell or something like that. He feels completely refreshed and his muscles and bones are all flexed. Hmm. , The condition couldn’t be better.”
Zhao Qingcang sneered,
"Whoever beats up doesn't have a clear conscience in his heart... I have to rush to another place soon, so hurry up and stop whining."
Zhao Qingcang said it harshly, and anyone with eyesight could see that he came here specifically to "protect" the blind old man.
Old Zhao threw a chubby caracal cat to Lin Chou and curled his lips and said,
"I don't know how Wen Chongjiu was raised. This is the first time in my life that I have seen such a fat cat!"
"Hey, blind man, you said you didn't get what you wanted after eating this thing, but instead you develop high blood pressure, high blood lipids, or something like that. That would be a lot of fun!"
"How about giving that boy surnamed Wen a good beating before leaving? He's too unreliable to do things."
Lin Chou reached out and took it.
"Good guy...this is three fingers thick of fat..."
The blind old man was protecting the calf and said with a smile,
"It's better to be fatter. It's too fat and meaty~"
The Queen of the Night's eyes lit up.
"Dragon and tiger fight! We are going to fight between dragon and tiger, right... Then I want to see how it is done..."
The Queen of Night glanced at Lin Chou,
"You won't count me as stealing from my master, right?"
Lin Chou slowly shook his head.
My Queen, look at your hands, your carefully manicured nails, and your two-meter-long dress.
Do you think cooking is a very simple thing——
Well cooking is really simple.
However, many people don’t even have the courage to get close to a hot pan. If there happens to be a little hot oil in the pan, it will be much fun, which will cause the risk of wall cracks for people who have never touched pots and pans. The sense of crisis is almost as much as the sense of crisis of letting them fry two tons of TNT in a pot to crack the wall.
