"It's really cleaner than being licked by a dog!"
Only a boy as upright as Sikong would say something like this in front of everyone - Prince Huang Dashan, the wealthy man who married into his wife, doesn't want to lose face?
A group of people sneered, as if the air was leaking.
The wandering demon was not happy at that time.
"Hey, please don't wear colored glasses, okay? What's wrong with the dog? Dogs also have dignity! Our dog never licks the plate!"
As he spoke, he stared at Huang Dashan with a strange and contemptuous look.
Hehe, it's you who is running around and the innocence of our dog has been stained.
Huang Dashan suddenly started shouting,
"Hey, hey, look what I'm doing! I never lick the plate..."
Sikong Youyou said,
"Master Shan, is the Queen happy with what you say?"
Huang Dashan: "???"
Am... am I pretty... Did Ma Maipi hear... am I pretty...
Is this the Sikong I know? The soul under this stinky skin is really interesting~
Huang Dashan was so frightened that he quickly fastened his seat belt.
Knock, I've welded myself to the car today, please feel free to step on the accelerator!
The Wandering Demon had no idea what he had said wrong. Why did the expressions of these guys suddenly become weird?
The wandering demon is now a person who has escaped from low-level tastes - especially things like circulation points that are both vulgar and have a strong smell of copper.
Don't think that the Dog King is an easy person to be. He is guarding a group of demon kings who are full of energy and have nowhere to vent. They have to worry about everything except defecating everywhere. The Dog King's heart will be broken.
The wandering demon couldn't help but look at the sky.
Being a Dog King is really a profession that requires talent. For example, a guy like him who has always had one person to feed the whole family since he was born, suddenly has hundreds of mouths around him, and his whole person will collapse.
But one thing is true, the Wandering Demon is improving rapidly in strength.
Hundreds of "only you can't think of it, you can't find it in their stomachs" gnawed the world, gnawed the ground, gnawed the air in the middle, and the mess came up, including but not limited to exotic animal meat, bones, magic plants and the like, his It has become a wishful thinking to have the strength to stand still.
Everyone in the world has the potential to become a strong person, but some people need a little help.
——And Lord Dog King Wandering Demon is one of the "poverty alleviation" targets.
The resources in the wilderness are so abundant, and there are hundreds of subordinates for the Dog King to spend extravagantly.
Cough cough cough...
The bad news is that in addition to his strong strength, the wandering demon has not even saved half a cent of private money, and his pocket is cleaner than his face.
In the past, you could save some animal skins and sell them for exotic animal meat, but now, at most, the only thing that counts is the dog hair, and nothing else. It all goes into the stomachs of the dogs to cover their shame. The animal skin cloaks have to be stripped from the bodies of exotic animals from time to time.
Don't say gold always shines.
But pull it down.
It is true that gold will eventually be spent.
There is a saying that is very literary and artistic:
If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight.
The Wanderer agrees very well with this.
That makes a person overwhelmed with emotion - the weight of poverty is really - overwhelming.
"Lao You, I'm so smart... Fortunately, I didn't roast the iron-boned pig... I didn't let the dogs grind their teeth..."
Delightful!
After finishing the dishes, grilling the rice, and pouring three bowls of soup in a row, Wandering Demon not only failed to hold on, he even wanted to drink a large bucket of Fat Mansion Happy Water.
This is fucking life~
The wandering demon said to Lin Chou,
"Linzi, when I was wandering in the wilderness a few days ago, I came across a strange place. There was you there...eh...what happened to you?"
The Wandering Demon barked several times in succession, and Lin Chou stared blankly at the bowl in his hand.
The wandering demon said speechlessly,
"Linzi is...not suffering from some kind of illness..."
Huang Dashan muttered,
"Well, black heart cancer is hopeless."
Of course Lin Chou didn't have black heart cancer, he was just looking up at the barrage.
system:
"Hey, congratulations to the host for making a recognized delicacy - the iron-bone pig set meal.
"The first production will receive a 120% special effect bonus, avoid some negative effects, and the strength value will be +13.
"Steady and iron:
1. Those who eat this dish will be blessed by the power of the iron-bone pig. The defense of the mouth and nose will increase by 30%, and the destructive power will increase by 20%.
2. Willpower increases, and you will stick to your own opinions under any circumstances and will not be swayed by external things. Any malicious unit's effects and success rate of torture, trickery, and deception of trust against those who hold this state will be reduced by 6%. Hundred.
3. Pain tolerance increases by 30%.
(Note: The effect of the iron-clad state of the person who eats this dish is doubled on his or her female mate, but the probability of being beaten as a price increases to 1,200%.)"
"Hey, the temporary mission Iron Bone Pig Meal is completed. The overall evaluation is acceptable."
"Rewards are being calculated..."
"Original fusion degree +2.5%, all attributes +22, intelligence value extra +1, can teach apprentices the exclusive dish [Egg Break]*1."
"Special first-class egg beating (egg filling).
Special effect: Foundation building.
The stuffed egg is infused with the power of this system and devoted to it. Those who eat this dish will enhance the innate physical fitness and martial arts foundation of their direct blood descendants.
Target group: Pregnant women.
(Ps: This dish requires the lower female primate creature to carry the child and eat it under the loving and warm eyes of its male lower primate creature mate. The three races must be completely consistent.
PPs: According to the laws of inheritance of genetic traits between offspring and parents based on the biology, genetics and related discipline theories of the composite host world view, the mismatch between the DNA fingerprints of father and son and mother and son must not exceed one part in 30 billion, otherwise the eggs will be filled. will have no effect. )
Production Method:.......
Ingredients: bamboo shoots, bamboo fungus, crispy bone pork, fish maw, penguin eggs. "
Lin Chou rubbed his temples after reading the system uncle's barrage.
(??□′)?︵┻┻
Haha~
Sure enough, it is a dog beeping system that knows tricks.
What a strong man!
This is not about being iron-clad. You should be called "I have an iron head" when you step on a horse, right?
Well, after being cheated so many times, Boss Lin still has expectations for the system...
Simply childish.
So this dish of yours was specially made to provoke family conflicts, right? Lin Chou didn't even dare to think that people such as the famous death-seeking master Huang Prince, the henpecked Bai Qiongshou and others would eat and drink at his place. The scene where I suddenly became hardened when I got home.
It will definitely cause death!
I, Lin, am just a handsome and handsome cook. I don’t want to be an executioner with a lot of blood debt!
Brain pain.
In comparison, the inertial ellipsis of the egg-beating and dog-beeping systems at the back are not so conspicuous...
Isn't it just a matter of checking whether my biological father has a cross-racial love relationship while eating food? It's nothing special. It's normal and easy to understand. I dare you to be alone.
emmmm...
What does this mean? If there are too many lice, don’t bite them, but if you have too many debts, don’t worry?
Lin Chou sighed,
"Eh? Did anyone talk to me just now?"
Wandering Demon: "..."
Chatting or something like that, I have completely lost interest in communicating now.
Outside.
Yan Huishan has faced a catastrophic and very familiar scene.
Dogs all over the mountains and plains dug countless holes and chewed up the fragrant red bean fruits that had just been placed with the potted plants for a few days.
After seeing it, Lin Chou expressed that he looked very thin and wanted to cry.
However, among the yingyingying sounds of the Snow Dumpling boss, there is also the most excited guy at the moment.
The four dogs whined and whined.
Oh my god, there are hundreds of dogs, what a familiar smell, what a kind howl.
Friends who haven’t seen each other for many years must say hello. This is about politeness and quality and cannot be careless at all.
So here comes the question - how can it make its friends who have advanced and retreated together in the past smell its butt?
Sigouzi's body is so big that it can block out the sun, causing its butt to hang ten meters high in the air. So Sigouzi has smelled other dogs' butts, what should it do with its own butt?
It is not rude to come and go. This is a kind and friendly tradition with a long racial history. If you don't let the dogs smell it, things will get serious.
It will make other dogs think that it is a bad dog. If word spreads, how will it marry in the future...
Trouble!
Then, in front of everyone's sick eyes, Si Gouzi lay down on his back with his limbs spread out, revealing his belly as round as a sphere and his N-meter-long penis.
The wandering demon's men surged in from all directions, instantly covering and submerging Si Gouzi.
"..."
Lin Chou spurted out a mouthful of old blood, feeling like all the dignity in his body had been stripped away by this dog.
Pans burning with red and blue flames whizzed by,
"Bang~Boom~"
Half of Sigouzi's body did not move. Half of his body, including his head, seemed to have been hit by a meteorite. The entire body was below the ground level, and his two hind legs were still twitching.
Even Leng Han was stunned by the blackness of his attack, his mouth opened in an O shape,
"You won't be beaten to death..."
Not just anyone has the kind of face that Master Shan has, well, certainly not dogs!
Lin Chou held his hands in front of everyone with a serious face.
"The discipline is not strict, it's a joke, don't leave at night, the dog meat pot is here."
What kind of tonnage is Lin Chou's hand strength? And on top of that, he has to add in the ancient power he has accumulated over the past twenty years of being single. Let me tell you something that you won’t believe. Maybe this guy can even create a spark when he practices the Five Dragon Holding Pillar technique~
The four dogs were stunned when they were hit by such a big bomb. Their posture really looked like they were called by a meteor. It took them about tens of seconds to react before they came out of the pit with a deflated belly. He turned over, scratched the ground with his four paws wildly, and howled,
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Qin Sheng murmured,
"It's a hard life. One of my two uncles is a fool. No one cares about hacking me to death. The other... wu wu wu... it's such a hard life for me... Can you leave a way for me to survive?" ..”
"Boom~"
There was another distant blast, and the ground trembled.
Qin Sheng was stunned.
"Say...this damn thing still has a voicemail..."
In an instant, it suddenly became dark above Yanhui Mountain.
A huge black vortex appeared close to the crown of the dome. It quickly expanded to cover the entire mountain, with the power to block out the sky and the sun, and it looked like it was about to overwhelm the city.
Qin Sheng, Erhu and a group of students had never seen such a posture before. The heavy pressure of the same level almost crushed them to the ground.
Huang Dashan moved his hand, and two giant axes larger than the tabletop were raised.
"who!"
Huang Dashan sneered in his heart, we have Lin Dali, Leng Tyrannosaurus, Lord Gungun, Four Dogs, Little Furball, and even you, Mr. Shan, here, who dares to make a mistake!
Why don't we all stay away from each other and live our lives well, instead of having to come over and act cute?
Lin Chou exclaimed,
"It smells so familiar...this is..."
At the center of the whirlpool, a huge pillar as thick as a mountain rolled down with an unstoppable force. The dome built by the system master was regarded as nothing.
"Boom~"
it's dark.
Leng Han's figure was suddenly covered with a dense light, becoming as unreal as a flower in a moon mirror in the water.
At the same time, conversations came from above everyone's heads,
"Have you found the boss? Don't bring anything weird this time."
"Shut up! Boss, are you there? Are you there? Are you there? Something happened... Close your eyes and be careful of motion sickness."
"What's wrong?"
"It's nothing, it smells like the boss lady. Now, I told you that our boss went on a date and you still don't believe it... Hehe... The boss lady comes here often when she has free time~"
"Scared, the boss lady is here too? Boss lady, Xiaomi is here to wish you a happy New Year in advance~"
As the giant pillar retracted upward, Leng Han's figure dimmed like a candle that was about to go out.
She opened her mouth and seemed to say something, but no sound came out.
Only then did everyone see clearly the true appearance of the giant pillar.
Everyone in Huang Dashan is Spartan.
"What the hell is this well of love??"
Can you believe the wellhead is thicker than a mountain?
Lin Chou frowned,
"The Mi sisters left their hometowns...Did something happen to Hei Chenhai again..."
There was movement again in the distance,
"Boom~"
The direction is still dark and sinking into the sea.
Then, a spherical object jumped over from the back hill and plunged into Lin Chou's arms,
"Jigujigu! Jigu~!"
An urgent thought was transmitted to Lin Chou's mind,
"The skin... the body... was stolen..."
This mysterious and mysterious "thought" communication method conveyed to Lin Chou the general idea that "the body/skin has been stolen."
The huge wooden "skin" that was sunk at the bottom of the coastal defense line was stolen...
Lin Chou's face instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot with blood pouring into his pupils - what kind of fucking trick is this? That thing is bigger than a mountain and can it be "stolen"? !
Lin Chou threw out a small blackboard with his hand. The small blackboard with words such as "Closed" was inserted directly into the stone with a clang, and sparks popped out.
Everyone was frightened. Lin Chou exploded?
Well, that's right, no matter who the boss's wife is robbed...
Boss Lin roared angrily,
"No one can take anything from me without paying for it, NO ONE!!"
A large iron chain was expertly tied around his waist, and then with a wave of his hand, Boss Lin was baptized by the eyes of everyone looking at him like a god, and flew away like a fluttering flag by the convenience shovel tied to the other end of the iron chain.
Lin's great transfer technique - I throw myself!
