About an hour and a half later, almost noon, Qin Erhu and Qin Sheng finally waited at the school gate for classmate Xia Yu, who had arrived late.
Xia Yu glanced at the pair of "brothers" who were eyeing each other eagerly, and asked immediately,
"Where's Calabash Baby..."
Qin Sheng said,
"What a heartless little brat, he went to have fun with a famous little rich woman!"
Erhu rolled his eyes.
"Don't be so rude, okay? It looks like I'm as incompetent as you. It's called licking fun at best."
Xia Yu: "???"
Qin Sheng hummed, very dissatisfied,
"What nonsense are you talking about? Don't you know which one sounds better between licking music and brushing music?"
"..."
"You definitely didn't say anything good. If you two keep arguing, I'll tell Secretary Qin and Uncle Hu and ask them to explain to me what swishing music is, licking music is, and that number is called." Xia Yucai didn't bother to listen to this. The two guys were arguing, "What did you two do just now? What did you do with that expression? It looked so scary..."
Qin Sheng is not false at all.
"Why didn't Square Face come out with you?"
Xia Yu understood it as soon as she heard it and said angrily,
"If you hit someone again, I'm not done with you two!"
Qin Sheng and Er Hu looked disdainful.
Don't believe it, although Sifang Lian is in the intermediate class and Erhu Qin Sheng is in the lower class, Sifang and his two brothers have been beaten up more than once or twice.
For no other reason than to invigilate the exams in a different mood every day, some bad seniors in the pink pig Yin Yingying's class, including the group of bull-punchers from across the mountain, the loyal customers of the second tiger Qin Sheng and Xia Yu, Each of them can easily single out over a hundred students from Class 39 - Class 39 has only about forty students in total.
As long as Qin Sheng and the two tigers stay by Xia Yu's side, they guarantee that there will never be a shadow of Square Face within 500 meters.
However, this guy has some abilities. As long as you don't grab the bag and beat me up on the spot, I'll see you tomorrow and you won't give up on the pig and the cabbage.
If he wasn't facing an affordable kid like Qin Sheng and Erhu, who was blocked by the scales, Sifanglian might have been able to marry Bai Fumei with his unfailing thick skin.
Well, as evidenced by Lizi, it is said that Xiao Yueyue from Class 48 next door fell into his hands like this.
What a shame, Xiao Yueyue was born in 206, he is still a child!
Qin Sheng said,
"Sister Yu, you have a day off from class 20~50 for the exam this afternoon, right?"
Xia Yu said excitedly,
"Hmm, my brother told me to sell red bean popsicles for her friend. If I sell ten popsicles, I can get two circulation points as commission! Hum, my brother finally knows that he loves me. He has been working in Qinshan for almost half a year. , you can think of some benefits for his little sister~"
Qin Sheng opened his mouth in horror,
"My mother, Brother Huizi said he was selling popsicles... He didn't ask you to go to the receipt window of the funeral home..."
Xia Yu asked back,
"What, is there discrimination in your industry?"
Erhu and Qin Sheng looked at each other,
"That's not true... I just feel like I'm panicking..."
Xia Yu said speechlessly,
"Are you still afraid of the dead? Hey! Where is your future?"
The two brothers: "..."
At this time, a square-faced man wearing grass-green clothes and a cockscomb haircut and raised eyebrows suddenly walked out of the school gate.
This man is tall and thin, but he is actually not ugly. Even the most picky person would have to say "not too bad" after looking at him. This is already considered unconscionable.
It's just that this guy's face has an indescribable paleness, just like what people often say is the vain color of a body that has been hollowed out by wine and sex.
Qin Sheng's Erhu was as if he had been given chicken blood. Although his body had not yet developed, the muscles all over his body suddenly swelled and the blood vessels bulged.
"You idiot, if you have a square face, don't run away this time! If I don't beat the shit out of you, I will take your surname as Si today!"
The other one is more powerful,
"Damn it, look at me tearing your ass apart and serving Sister Yu a drink. You are impatient. I sent you to the Qinshan Funeral Parlor to be burned. You don't have to line up to call in advance. Do you know that there is someone above me?" ! You got it today. Let me tell you, you got a big deal. Don’t run away..."
As soon as the first word was yelled out, the two little brothers already took a step forward and rushed forward, without even hesitating for more than one tenth of the time.
As we all know, generally within a tenth of a second it can almost be regarded as a human instinctive reaction.
The square-faced face suddenly turned blue, and he roared with extreme grief and anger, and had no choice but to turn around and sneak into the school in embarrassment against the crowd.
Well, that's a very smart thing to do.
Qinshan Martial Arts School has a rule that anyone who fights in the school must fight fairly.
If both sides number the same number of people, one of them will be counted as a full-fledged person and rolls onto the "ring". The losing side calls all the parents to pay the fine and write a letter of apology. After the writing is completed, the parents have to do it in public during recess. Read the apology.
The two little brothers were pacing back and forth at the school gate in a hurry, cursing their mothers, but they didn't dare to go in.
Only fools go in. Once they go in, they have to face each other in the ring alone. Ahem, you can't beat them.
It says that the janitor standing next to the broken archway of Qinshan Civil and Military School stared at the two little brothers with indescribable joy in his eyes.
"Hey, stop shouting, stop shouting, the teacher has been summoned to scold you again, go home, go home quickly, we have a holiday in the afternoon~"
The two little brothers nodded dejectedly to the gatekeeper.
"Uncle, as usual, I'll treat you to roasted sweet potatoes tomorrow!"
The uncle laughed,
"Remember, you all owe me four, just bring two, and exchange the rest for two taels of grass, grain, and wine, okay?"
"middle!"
The two brothers returned to Xia Yu with frowning eyes. Xia Yu was like a kangaroo, beating them on the head.
"You guys can stand it, you can stand it! It's so embarrassing!"
Xia Yu simply ignored the two of them and turned around to leave.
The two brothers quickly followed,
"Hey, Sister Yu, Sister Yu, that's wrong, that's wrong, oh, don't leave. Where are you going?"
Xia Yu said coldly,
"Selling popsicles!"
"Sister Yu, Sister Yu is really wrong. Then don't sell popsicles. Let's go to Brother Chou in the afternoon and I'll treat you~" Qin Sheng smiled and said, "Have a big dinner, really, take care of yourself." That’s enough! I’ll go home and steal my dad’s plum cider. It’s 13 degrees. It’s sweet but not intoxicating!”
After a while, Xia Yu's face showed a smile again.
"Don't do this next time. You don't even know what the sisters in my class said. It's so ugly, huh~"
Erhu immediately made a fierce look on his face,
"Can those stinky girls in the movie be called sisters? See if I don't criticize you..."
"Um?!"
"Cough cough cough... Hammer... Hammer curtain listens to Zheng Mo and dare not say anything..."
After coaxing Xia Yu, several friends were ready to go to Yanhui Mountain. However, things were not always as expected. At the time of the construction of the Four Walls, who else would go to Yanhui Mountain?
All the evolvers are working hard and preparing to take advantage of this wave of welfare to become serfs and sing. The head tax will be calculated according to the project - maybe even next year's tax can be offset!
Qin Sheng looked up at the sky.
"Who the hell am I provoking? This is... eh... wait a minute..."
Qin Sheng rushed into the school gate and threw out a source crystal ticket.
"Wait, I'll dial the radio."
"Dudududu..."
"Crooked? Crooked? Bao Er? Me? Me Qin Sheng? What Qin Sheng? My Qin Yuanfeng's son!"
Don't tell me, even Bao Er wouldn't dare.
A few days ago, he was obsessed with picking up Su Youyi's "order" and went to send a message to Su Yourong. He collected the message at the circulation point and brought it to him. He originally took a takeout order, but after he finished talking to Su Yourong, he brought it to Su Yourong. Then I came back to my senses:
Damn it, he hunts geese all day long but his eyes are pecked by geese, he eats the heart of a bear and the courage of a leopard, what else can he say? Boss Lin will beat him to death! Su expected this sinkhole!
Bao Erpi ran away in a hurry and lost a lot of money on the takeout order. He still hasn't figured out how to explain to Boss Lin - well, it's more like using his life to explain.
Qin Sheng said with a sad face,
"Bao Er is not reliable at all. If he doesn't go..."
There was nothing the two brothers could do, but fortunately, the daily savior finally came to save lives, and the youngest brother, Kong, patted his chest and said yes.
An hour and a half later, Yanhui Mountain was already in sight.
The long four-walled construction site behind them was flashing with light from time to time, and the people in the car were generally pale and in no mood to watch this spectacular scene of low-level third-level evolutionaries working hard to earn their hard-earned money.
Covering their mouths, some even the driver himself felt like vomiting.
Kong Laoyao said with a trembling voice,
"Well, how about... I drive slower..."
Yang Laoer waved his hand to stop him in horror.
"No, please don't, please, every second is a second! The great thinker and educator Mencius once said: There is no road in this world. The more people walking on it, the more it becomes a road, mother. How many pairs of shoes have been worn out after crossing thousands of mountains and rivers? I finally found a place without grave circles just because I want to live for two more years... Yaoji, drive, step on the accelerator, we can still do it! We can still do it! Hold on! Really!"
As an Evolver, it was normal to pass the driver's license test, but Kong was the first to make the examiner cry during the driver's license test.
Concerning this point, Kong Laoyao has a strong idea.
The youngest is still in the introductory stage of the secret skill of hunting cattle across mountains. He is young and frivolous, and his breath is unstable, but he can run around randomly. If he accidentally accelerator, brake, engine, etc...
Kong's youngest face turned pale, he would definitely not be able to avoid today's beating.
It wouldn't work in normal times. He was the one who drove here last time.
But he really forgot how much the beast tide + the construction of the Four Walls had ruined the already crude land around Mingguang.
"Ahem, cough, well, don't vomit in the car. My father is a thief of his own car."
...
In the tavern, Mr. Sikong took a sip of beer and threw a piece of braised peanuts into his mouth, showing a calm expression as Deputy Liu Xiahui sat in his arms without any trace of panic.
Talking eloquently about what a special society looks like,
"What? It's not that simple!"
"Why don't you know how to be flexible? Why are you stuck? You don't know how to make use of the existing resources. You are so embarrassed!"
"Didn't I just spend 8,000 circulation points to solve it?"
"Come on, come on, come and get the tickets for the winners, pay three for one, squat on the loser side, continue, this stall is betting on how many days the person named Pen can last, the odds are -"
Leng Han's lips curled up slightly, a little happy.
Every extra day the boss of Xue Tuanzi spends time here is equivalent to the extra days of vacation she gets.
In fact, no one has won...
Oh, no, Master Shan won. He lost three to one, and he happily earned twenty-seven circulation points.
Sikong happily lit up a backpack of circulation points.
"Ten thousand, 110,000, 170,000...haha!"
"Let's go! The guy at the next table who comes to Yanhuishan will be lucky. I will pay for this table."
Does this person still lack this little money? He is just trying to enjoy himself.
Before he finished speaking, six young faces pushed open the door and entered.
A group of evolvers roared, cheered, and applauded,
"Fuck, 666."
"Little girls and boys, what a jackpot~"
"Sit! Eat whatever you want! Eat until you puke!"
Sikong smiled and was about to speak when he saw that the little girl among the six people seemed to have some kind of switch turned on.
Literally vomited all over the floor.
Sikong's stretched-out hand suddenly trembled. After thinking for a long time, he said with a deep expression,
"Congratulations, the little girl is happy..."
"Why don't you take the money first and go back and buy a rainbow hazel pheasant to replenish your health?"
"You're welcome. The five people next to you, uh, whoever is her so-and-so, why don't you come over and continue."
"I'm not targeting you. I just said that whoever comes in first will pay for you."
Lin Chou was particularly surprised.
"Xia Yu? What's going on with you?"
Xia Yu waved her hands feebly,
"Brother Chou...kill these guys for me first and then..."
Miss Xia was really angry.
Qin Sheng cried.
(It’s over, it’s all over, Xia Yu must hate me to death)
Yang Laoer is also good at recipes, especially recipes.
At least one tenth of the evolvers in the entire base city know what kind of power this boss Lin is. Not to mention he is a reserve member of the Jinzi team. In the future, his big leader will stand in front of him. The method that is used twice is still successful.
Yang Laoer, Kong Laoyao and Qin Sheng explained and begged for mercy.
One to drive, the other two of course to indulge him in driving.
Xia Yu couldn't even straighten her waist.
"You, you all go to hell, haha, vomit..."
Yang Laoer is very blessed,
"Oh, Sister Yu, Sister Yu, when it comes to dying... I suddenly have a joke I want to tell you, hahaha... I will live by this joke in my life."
"If you don't listen, you're crazy." Xia Yu had already burst into tears, "Look at me like this, oh, how can I still laugh..."
"What if you laugh?"
"I...will consider forgiving you..."
Yang Laoer was satisfied and glanced at Kong Laoyao and Qin Sheng.
(uh-huh?)
Communication between men sometimes does not require the relatively low-level means of language.
The youngest Kong stretched out two fingers.
(Twice the Great Sword.)
Qin Sheng thought for a while and stretched out four sticks.
(I’ll bring you four peppercorns for the next class.)
That's it.
He is indeed a guy who can survive even saying the idol title of "Egg-Breaking Devil" in front of Cold Tyrannosaurus. With all his talk about muscles, he is definitely tough and durable.
He resisted the desire to vomit and opened his mouth.
"In the ancient Three Kingdoms era, there was a famous tycoon, Cao Cao, who said that Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here. Do you all know it? It doesn't matter if you don't know. Let me tell you some science. This boss Cao is so pissed off when he talks about it. It’s—”
Xia Yu: "Let's get down to business! The martial arts school has a history class!"
"Ahem, Mr. Cao invited all the ministers to hold a banquet. During the banquet, the guests and the host had a good time. Mr. Cao led his concubine to dance for fun. After a song, unexpectedly, the concubine started to quarrel over whose dance was more beautiful. Just let Boss Cao make the decision."
"Boss Cao was so noisy that he had a headache and his face was extremely green."
"Boss Cao, who is a soldier, has never been wronged like this. This is too shameful and has no tone."
Everyone in the small hall was listening a little raptly, and they were still thinking about this. It seems that the word "wen" in Qinshan Civil and Military School was not in vain. Look at the children, they speak clearly and clearly about history, and then think about their own family. Evil beast...
well!
When Yang Laoer saw someone entering the scene, his tone became more confident.
"In addition, a certain old man named Hua looked at his head and looked eager to try. Boss Cao scolded: Get out of here, you shameful thing, and die. You two will die together!"
"Although it is said that the status of concubines at that time was very low, and everyone played with them back and forth, ahem, it is also said that even some lords and wives would snatch them from each other. After everyone was having fun, the lord would snatch them back and continue to use them. ..”
Xia Yu said sharply,
"Do you want to die?"
Yang Laoer quickly put away his turbulent expression and said seriously,
"But! But that won't work either! Jun Wu joked, everyone knows that Boss Cao has lost face in front of the ministers because of his urinary nature. What he originally said was to make angry remarks to these two unlucky concubines, I'm afraid they won't be able to see the sun tomorrow. .”
"The ministers were silent, lamenting that it is indeed Boss Cao who would rather teach the world to betray me than teach me to betray the world. This is too much. In short, there is no good word for the beep beep beep. Although the voice should be lower, but Boss Cao is again Not being deaf, the scene was quite embarrassing at one time.”
"At this moment, a light suddenly appeared in the crowd...cough cough cough...an upright and loyal general appeared, knelt down on the ground, cupped his hands and clasped his fists, and shouted——"
When Yang Laoer said this, he suddenly stopped and looked around triumphantly, as if waiting for applause.
It wasn't until everyone urged him that he continued to preach.
"Just listen to the general shouting: Lord's righteousness is too high, God's kindness is as heavy as the depth of the sea, how could a certain person worship General Huwei get such a generous gift? In the end, Wen Ze! I am willing to smoke, drink and perm the hair of the Cao family for generations to come!"
"Ah, I am willing to go through fire and water for the Cao family for generations!"
Everyone’s eyes widened:
"............"
"???"
Yang Laoer is petrified, pills, and he doesn’t even laugh.
He bites the bullet and delivers dry sermons;
"Cao Cao stroked his beard and laughed, saying: Why don't you two follow Wen Ze quickly?"
"So the guests and hosts continued to have fun - but it was said that not long after, one of the concubines became pregnant. This seemingly honest, powerful and thoughtful General Huwei ordered people to tell everyone what he said: Someone heard Sima, Zhu Geyan A certain person is "sinked by water, and will surely perish in the water." I have a son now, and I feel grateful that my lord has given me two concubines to return to me in Jin Yu Wenze. According to the lord's words, I should have been named Gui, but the soil can overcome the water, so I am named Gui. 'Come on~"
You can hear a needle drop in the small restaurant.
As a top student, Xia Yu, who was recruited as a "special student" by Bai Mao Mao of the Research Institute, finally couldn't bear it anymore. She was holding her waist and was out of breath.
"Hahaha... vomit... it smells shameless... you are simply shameless!"
Apart from this one, only Sikong, who had been holding it in for a long time, laughed out loud. That was the only two people in the group.
Everyone was still confused.
"what does it mean..."
"It's not why we didn't understand~"
"Or are we laughing too much?"
Yang Laoer breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile,
"We will die together, and we will eventually be banned by Wenze~"
This group of rough guys reacted for a long time and became angry.
"Hehehe."
"嘁~"
"Who can't count?"
"Let's go."
Seeing that there was no hope, a group of evolvers prepared to return to the four walls and continue moving bricks.
Before leaving, someone rolled his eyes and suddenly said coquettishly,
"Master Sikong, let me tell you something."
Sikong: "??"
"Actually, the later Mr. Xuetuanzi goes back, the later it will be for you to get your big sword."
"It doesn't matter if we lose some money, you, hehe!"
The smile on Sikong's face finally disappeared: "???"
A group of thick-skinned strong men laughed loudly and ran away howling.
