It's a pity that the old man of the blast furnace didn't know what he was facing - it was another interesting soul created by a very yellow and violent bald donkey who continued to fight for his life in fancy ways.
The phantom weapon carrying the surging original power that many evolvers on Yan Hui Mountain could not see directly sealed Hong Dashan's body in an instant. Looking at the posture, if it was tamped down now, Shan Moufei would be directly squeezed into a prince. No juice.
You know, the blast furnace itself is not a simple fifth level, it fell from the sixth level.
Even if he fell a little badly and had possible hidden injuries on his body, no fifth-level newbie in Mingguang would dare to compete with Mr. Gao - after all, your uncle will always be your uncle.
"Puff puff puff~"
There was no earth-shattering collision, no roaring hurricane, just an extraordinarily weird sound - like a few melons that were rotting from the inside being thrown to the ground.
When all phantom weapons came into contact with Hong Dashan's body, they began to disappear inch by inch and turned into their purest origins.
In an instant, the entire Yanhui Mountain was filled with incredibly abundant energy, almost as if it was atomized and visible to the naked eye.
Even Mr. Gao himself looked stunned.
"who are you?"
The red mountain looks back,
Do you want to... fight...? "
His eyes were blood red and flashing.
The brightness is even more severe than the red light with flash when you are caught running a red light. It’s so scary.
At the same time, the smell of blood was so strong that people's scalps were numb.
Then the muscles on Shan Ye's face began to reassemble into a new style of painting, and he quickly transformed from a cold-faced murderer into a rare and sexy style.
Huang Dashan’s voice: “Come on, come on, fight me, fight me~”
The size of the barbecue in front of Mr. Xuetuanzi was shrinking rapidly: "Ah, yingying, ah, it smells so good~"
The whole person in Blast Furnace is feeling bad.
"What the hell...is this...?"
The surrounding area of the red mountain suddenly collapsed with a "clang" sound like a broken string.
"kill!"
Over there, the blast furnace screams strangely,
"I said..."
Looking from a distance, a mushroom cloud suddenly appeared on the already colorful Yanhui Mountain.
There was another explosion.
A huge hammer flew out of the mushroom cloud so fast that the surface of the hammer quickly ignited flames and turned red.
"ε=(′ο｀*)))alas"
The people in the mushroom cloud had very reliable eyesight and sighed one after another.
"The fight started again."
"Boss Lin is out cleaning the floor~"
"Originally I was very curious about the world of high-level bosses - not anymore."
Learning makes people happy. Wall Crack rejects these vulgar and bloody scenes. We want to watch the high-end game!
There are no weird awakened bloodlines, no flashy skills, and no expected Shanye-style scolding style. What the hell is there to see if it's just a bang-bang-bang-bang-gouging eye socket?
Yanhui Mountain is full of resentment.
He stopped talking.jpg He looked at Lin Chou and found that Lin Chou was also looking at him.
"Don't worry, Grandpa has his own sense of proportion."
Lin Chou said quietly, "But Comrade Hong Dashan doesn't have one."
"???"
Gaotie was speechless for a long time, and suddenly said very arrogantly,
"Well...anyone who has condensed the original weapon can't beat my grandfather."
Lin Chou said, "But Comrade Hong Dashan doesn't have it."
"..."
The high-speed rail simply ignored the earth-shattering movement over there.
"How about...I heard that your 'dome' is very weird..."
The corners of Lin Chou's mouth twitched,
"I can eat and drink, no problem. Of course, it would be better if the Gao family could settle the bill for him first. I think he will eat a lot."
"You can talk to my grandpa about this later."
Both parties smiled awkwardly but politely.
"hehe."
"hehe."
So Lin Chou shrugged, "Let's take a look first."
Anyway, no matter who was beaten in the end, it was not my grandfather.
The scene was in chaos. When the two old gangsters strangled each other, they were doing classic actions such as the two women playing with beads and the monkey stealing peaches and the man pushing the cart. They were extremely jpg, avi, and 1080p. In short, there was no way to watch them.
Lin Chou rubbed his eyes, feeling like he had chopped twenty kilograms of red onions and deviled peppers.
Gaotie was dumbfounded, his smile gradually disappeared, and he suddenly changed from the tsundere just now to "Who is this? I don't know him at all, okay.jpg"
Sikong looked at it for a while and tried to analyze it.
"Well, Mr. Shan is so drunk and lying in Henggang. Every angle and every detail is impeccable. From this angle, Gao Lao is hard to resist when he throws a shadow to the moon. He is so powerful. Well... he looks like Xiang Xiang. Crossing the river has the same effect but different approaches!"
"Hey, I actually blocked it. Gao Lao's move...hiss...I've never seen it before, Gao Tiel, what kind of kung fu did Gao Lao use??"
The corner of Gaotie's mouth twitched,
"Ahem, grandpa doesn't practice warrior kung fu, he has bloodline abilities."
At the same time, Gao Tie was madly complaining in his heart, "You can't say that my grandfather's move is called [The Thirty-sixth Form of a Blind Hammer and I'll Knock You to Death]", right?
——Grandpa was very wise in not calling out his name.
Gao Tie struggled to maintain the last dignity of the Gao family and tried to change the topic.
When can the snowman come down? "
Lin Chou thought about it for a moment.
"Of course, wait until she is full!"
The high-speed rail is confused,
"Eat full? But it's cold... The snowman calls himself Lushan because he is picky and anorexic!"
Lin Chou chuckled and said,
"So you Gao family didn't realize that you should have changed your cook a long time ago? By the way, is your cook still the same as two hundred years ago..."
Gaotie's eyes suddenly turned resentful.
"Since you have been to Lushan twice, all the direct branches and apprentices of our Gao family have reduced their appetite by at least half. They have been exhausted all day long. The list of the garrison that could have been completed in three days is now on the sixth day. It’s only half built.”
Lin Chou stretched out his hand and made a nine sign.
"10% off. You pay the shipping fee. Now Yanhuishan has launched a food delivery service."
Well, although I haven’t received a single order until now, this does not affect Lin’s freedom of speech.
The high-speed rail is turning green.
"No, no, I can't afford it!"
Are you kidding me? Do you know how many blacksmiths there are on Lushan Mountain whose throats are thicker than fists and whose stomachs are more powerful than grinders? Do you want our Gao family to go bankrupt?
Over there, a drunk Arhat hit the face of the blast furnace directly with his elbow in Hongda Mountain. The terrifying force penetrated the gold and cracked the stone. Mr. Gao's face was deformed by the collapse, and he was blasted into the hillside.
Then, the old man flew out of the pit more than two meters deep, clamped Hong Dashan's neck with one hand, and
"Lie down, old man!"
However, except for Mr. Gao's arm making a "thump, thump, thump" sound, Hong Dashan did not move at all, and the scene was quite embarrassing for a time.
Hong Dashan sneered "ho ho",
"Childish...the drink...isn't as big as mine...you still want me to fall down?"
The old man from the blast furnace looked confused.
Lin Chou rubbed his eyebrows again,
"It seems that both Hong Dashan and Huang Dashan are a good match for our handsome boy from Wenzhou University."
Sikong said firmly,
"No, Wen Chongjiu doesn't have such a profound drunken fist - what does Mr. Shan mean? He has more than one absolute judgment ability?"
"For example, someone who doesn't drink as much as him can't make him fall down no matter what?"
Gaotie thought for a moment and took a breath of air.
There are so many ways to use the word "fall". The literal meaning is still...could it mean "cannot be defeated"...
If you don't drink as well as him, you'll never be able to beat him? God is so judgmental!
Blast Furnace: "Are I afraid of you? Eat my life-threatening scissor legs!"
Boom~
Sikong opened his mouth wide,
"I said..."
Here we have to improve the old man’s daily equipment:
When Mr. Gao arrived, he was even irritable and impatient. He was wearing the standard equipment for blacksmithing, that is, he was shirtless and wore an animal skin "apron" in front of him, and underneath was a pair of large animal skin pants of the same material~
Those fatal scissor legs, a kind of surging force with a woolen trousers-style scarf on his face - I really feel desperate for Mr. Shan.
In response to this ruthless and enchanting move, Gaotie could only look up at the sky.
If possible, he would also like to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
Sikong was finally disappointed. This was not the "martial arts" he wanted at all. It had no sense of beauty at all.
If the noble Mr. Sikong learns this kind of move, will he expect to laugh the gangsters to death on his two hairy legs when he acts chivalrously in the future and then inherit their wife? ?
Lin Chou yawned,
"Brother Gao, please take your time to appreciate it. Your snow dumpling boss's food is almost finished. I have to make up for him with a few more tons of barbecue."
Lin Chou turned around and walked towards the kitchen, and suddenly found that the snow in front of the kitchen door was covered with clear human faces. Most of these faces belonged to Huang Dashan, and a few belonged to Shen Feng and others.
It seems that Su Yourong used a pan to cast the mold on the snow. Not to mention, Huang Dashan's faces with different expressions are neatly arranged together, which is quite impressive.
Older to ward off evil spirits and less to use contraception, it is common to kill.
Xiao Yourong held a slender rolling pin as a pointer in his hand, looking quite impressive.
The young apprentice is explaining carefully to the older girls and younger wives from Mingguang.
"This is from a month ago, Huang Dashan, bala bala..."
The older girls and younger daughters-in-law were dazzled, listening quietly, and then raised their hands to ask questions in an orderly manner.
"Teacher Xiao Su, Teacher Xiao Su, is that bald man Huang Dashan?"
"What a MAN! He can actually compete with the Master!"
"That's not what you said last time when he peeked at us in the hot springs. Who was that? His screams almost broke the glass, 'Ahhhh~ The stinky gangster is so perverted'"
"Yeah, it would be better if we didn't chase him away last time~"
"Hehe, if you had told me earlier, I would have been happy~"
"Let's talk about it later?"
"Teacher Xiao Su, I heard that Mr. Shan was kidnapped by the Queen next door and made the Prince of the Village because of his great talent and good work. Is it true?"
"..."
The style of painting became more and more crooked, and Su Yourong was almost furious.
He pouted his mouth and said indignantly, "You liars! Hmph! If you say you are interested in art, you are all liars!"
"Yeah, yeah, Teacher Xiao Su, you're still young, you don't understand, human body art is also an art~ and it's more art than art~ Didn't your Shihu teach you~?"
Su Yourong put her hands on her hips, raised her chest and raised her head, and said to the petite woman who was speaking,
"Who's younger?"
Her buttocks are slender, her face is huge, and her extremely swollen curves seem to have turned into the giant tombstone hand that Mr. Shan had just used, hitting the petite woman's heart so hard.
"Click"
A sound that sounded like broken glass.
The petite woman staggered, her nose was sore,
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Teacher Xiao Su’s aura is in full swing.
"Come on, if you have the ability to speak, you have the ability to open the door!"
The big-breasted sister stood behind Teacher Xiao Su with her arms around her shoulders. Looking straight at the older girls and wives opposite, Xiao Yourong's background automatically turned into a pair of tall and straight long legs.
The eldest girl and the young daughter-in-law looked at each other, too old to offend + too old to offend - these two very well explained what is the despair of women in the world.jpg
Lin Chou originally wanted to teach Su Yourong not to follow these girls, but after thinking about it for a while, he couldn't hold back a single word.
What are you talking about? Are you allowed not to get on those dirty little trains? Because those veteran drivers don’t have as much capital as you? ?
It’s hard to be a driver, but it’s even harder to be a female experienced driver!
The eldest girl and the young daughter-in-law originally wanted to show off their profound knowledge (zi) and knowledge (shi), but they met an eighth-level coach-level apprentice!
Oh, cool as thin as paper.
When Su Yourong saw Lin Chou coming and going, he immediately forgot about those women and ran over.
"Shihu Shihu, why don't you save some of the snowman's barbecue for me! I'm so hungry~"
Bolingboling’s wink is so cute.
Lin Chou was speechless, and his anger suddenly rose.
He found that he had never really understood this fake apprentice, such as why her cooking proficiency was "2".
A little girl who usually looks very safe, why is she so unsatisfactory at the critical moment? If this continues, when will my master's only handsome skill "Thunder Strike" become truly awesome?
Oh, yes, there is also the practice of trying the law.
After watching so much and learning so much in the kitchen, your proficiency level is only 2? My apprentice, Lin Chou, turns out to be a scumbag whose cooking skills are not even 5!
"Master, master...what's wrong with you..."
Su Yourong was so smart. He immediately noticed something was wrong and moved back with small steps.
Lin Chou bared his teeth and put his hands behind his back.
"Disciple, my master will teach you how to make a famous dish before the catastrophe today. Come with me."
Boss Lin remembers that when old movies were shown at the entrance of the alley, the big physics geeks in the movie would preach and teach in this tone.
Su Yourong immediately said,
"I don't want to, I don't want, I don't want to learn..."
Master Lin staggered.
Could it be that my handsome posture today was so handsome that it damaged my disciple's brain?
I don’t want to learn how to operate it!
"???"
Su Yourong narrowed her eyes,
"Shihu... How about... you should cook delicious food for me and Sister Akazhi like before... Shihu who cooks seriously is the most handsome..."
Just eat, eat, eat!
If things continue like this, sooner or later the traffickers will be able to trick you into all your tricks with food!
Um? Ball sacks...
"I didn't hear you clearly, disciple, what did you say?"
"Shihu who cooks seriously is the most handsome! Shihu is the most handsome in the world!"
"Haha~" Lin Chou smiled coldly, "Disciple, please stay here and don't move around. I will cook a table of good food for you~"
