Yan returns to the mountain.
Pieces of dreamlike azure light set off the diamond crown-like dome like a fairyland. Heavy snow fell from the sky, and soon the hilltop was completely dyed white.
The bastards who were watching the excitement from a distance were under the protection of Master Gungun, and they gossiped unscrupulously:
"Wow, come on, it's snow, it's snow!"
"If anyone has a record, I'll wipe it out. Now go over and fly around. All the royalties for the front pages of the Mingguang Daily, the Mingguang Pravda, the Mingguang Morning News, the Mingguang Water Friends and Daily News will be yours!"
"Don't beep, just let me quietly shed tears of emotion for this unparalleled beauty."
A low-level evolver wrapped himself tightly in the quilt and gasped hissingly.
"I, Wang Kai, learned another idiom today, 'Wind and tears flow'."
"Mom, it's so cold."
Lin Chou and Hong Dashan stood there blankly. Hong Dashan pondered for a while and said with difficulty,
"On this beautiful occasion, you should drink from a vat with me."
——Well, it was just a roundabout way of reminding a certain evil boss that he still owed him a drink.
Lin Chou's attention was no longer on Hong Dashan. He opened his mouth and sighed with emotion.
"Tsk, what a good man! The apocalypse!"
He was very familiar with this aqua light and this aura.
Lin Chou was a very generous person. Unlike some stingy women, he didn't think Niu Lanqi's lingering presence was a bad thing that made people mad.
"I just ran away. I actually remembered to contribute my bloodline ability to help suppress the big man Xue Tuanzi."
"I, Lin, was so moved that I almost cried."
emmmmmmm, look at our dog beeping system, sometimes it can make Lin Chou's scalp go numb.
Lin Chou could completely imagine how Niu Lanqi felt in a corner of the depths. She must have broken those neat white teeth, right?
The realm guarded by the spirit of the Home Tree Earth Veins is said to be eternal. "Your flesh and blood is also the soil of my life" and is irreversible.
It seemed that even if Niu Lanqi escaped, there would be no way to break this connection - or in other words, it would not be able to delay the Goubi system from dragging her out at the right time, whipping her corpse, and treating her as a living target.
Lin Chou couldn't help but think,
"Is it possible that every time the Eternal Realm appears in the future, regardless of whether the people who were tied up before escaped or not, they will be pulled out and used as living biological batteries to order around?"
Awesome~
Lin Chou coughed lightly and tentatively shouted to the top,
"Boss Xue Tuanzi, how do you squeeze your feet?"
Water drops were dripping from the Snow Man's body, and the frost on his body was beginning to melt. He responded to Lin Chou in a weak voice,
so hungry”
The aura of patience is still there, but the boss of Xue Tuanzi is obviously halfway out of the Shi Lezhi state just now.
The voice of Huang Dashan,
"My mother, finally, hey, hey, Ah Hong, it's my turn. It's my turn."
Hong Dashan said slowly,
What"
Huang Dashan is anxious.
"Hey, hey, hey, Ah Hong, you have to be reasonable. Don't be too cnn. Be careful. Ah Hong turns into an imam and yells at me. What the hell are you talking about? Anyway, it's my turn. You've been out for a long time!"
Hong Dashan said slowly,
What"
True* chorus: ""
Lift tm tables (╯‵□′)╯︵┻┻
Lin Chou: "Those two, I can interrupt."
"Can."
"Don't even think about it!"
Lin Chou: (one_one)
Okay, Lin Chou said it’s okay not to interfere, it’s okay.
Half an hour later.
The red mountain holds a huge wine vat, looking at it from afar,
"Dry!"
The Snow Dumpling Boss’s mouth was stuffed with fragrant and tender venison. With Lin Chou’s urinary nature, even if the Snow Dumpling Boss’ gold card paid for the mountain musk deer, he still got it. Waste deer meat.
This fully shows that no matter how much money you spend in Yanhuishan, you can only buy special effects, but not reasonable and fair quality ingredients.
The snow dumpling boss’s frost-covered dumpling face actually showed a hint of drunken blush,
"Come on, cheers~"
Lin Chou had goosebumps all over her body and was jumping back and forth wildly dancing the tango.
Able to fight, resist, and act cute, Fei Ying's combos can be directed like an arm. The boss of Xue Tuanzi was also a showman during his lifetime.
Bah, what in life!
The drinking of Hong Dashan is accompanied by the wail of Huang Dashan,
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoriuu, I must borrow a sensory sharing system from Master Warlock—a simulated one will do, too.”
Hong Dashan will run out every time he drinks, and this guy will run out every time he drinks.
Drinking and drinking, Huang Dashan himself can’t even taste the wine. It can be said that the user experience is extremely poor.
Confucius once said: The loneliness of two people is the fault of three people.
That’s the truth.
Huang Dashan is really going to cry.
"Linzi, Linzi, think of a way, wuwuwu, what the hell"
The refreshing and painful tangle brought by spicy wine appear on the same face at the same time. The picture is simply beautiful, and the painting style of a mental patient is vividly interpreted.
Lin Chou expressed that he was helpless.
"How about you try to reproduce a trumpet by yourself?"
Huang Dashan was thinking about it and his expression was very impulsive.
Then, this guy suddenly said,
"I mean myself?"
Haha, it is simply lawless.
A useless deer, tons of barbecue and hundreds of kilograms of spices. Even if the snow dumpling boss didn't use that crazy eating method, he still couldn't last through a tank of wine.
Lin Chou could only admit that he was unlucky. Fortunately, the boss of Snow Dumpling didn't mind the quality of the food, and Lin Chou's cold storage happened to contain a large amount of messy exotic animal meat that he didn't even feel like weighing.
"Alas, I paid it to my grandma's house."
Lin Chou glanced at the so-called [Master's Certificate] idly, and found that this thing was actually just a decoration like the [Medal for Attracting Bees and Butterflies] and the [Medal for Free Drinking Wine], and it came with a system subtitle description.
“Once a teacher, always a father.
Apprenticeship (designated as Su Yourong): The apprentice can learn certain dishes based on their cooking proficiency.
Currently available dishes to learn: None
Su Yourong's cooking proficiency
"I'm sorry, why is it based on the apprentice's proficiency? This makes me, the master, have no dignity at all!"
The system ignored him at all.
"The apprentice's cooking proficiency can be upgraded when it reaches the upper limit. According to the apprentice's level, it can have a certain blessing effect on the skill [Try the Method by Yourself] (not yet effective)."
"Tianxingshidao is officially issued, designated: Mingguang City, Su family."
"Tian Xingshi Dao + trying the law with one's own body to determine"
"Dip, the judgment is successful."
"Those who failed the judgment: Su Youyi, Su Wuxing, Su Changshuo, Su Benjuan, Su Benyou and other 76 people will be eliminated."
"Erase in progress"
"Erase and be disturbed"
"Repeating execution"
"Dip, the erasure was successful."
As soon as the system subtitles rolled by, an almost continuous sound of thunder came from the direction of the bright light.
Lin Chou: ""
"Damn it, the dog beeping system, what the hell are you——"
This time, the system actually took the initiative to explain.
"Within the scope allowed by the God of Cooking rules, this system has the right to make independent decisions."
"Master of the Lord of Heaven and Earth! Since the Mingguang Su family has recognized the identity of the host and hopes to obtain certain benefits and achieve certain goals, the Mingguang Su family should be held responsible for this."
Lin Chou had nothing to say.
Master Tianxing said that he could vaguely understand it. As for testing the law with one's own body, that was an ability given by the system.
What the two combined to determine is probably someone who has some kind of "destructive" purpose towards him.
Lin Chou wasn't being pretentious. In fact, he didn't feel much at all and was very calm.
I have lived in an alley since I was a child. I don’t have too many dark sides and ambitions in my personality, so I can be called a good person. What else can I expect?
It's just that--the system's style is indeed very dark.
There was a pleasant shutdown sound. Damn it, the system quietly slipped away while Lin Chou was in a daze.
Okay, I casually looked through the prize results and read a skill called "Thunder Strike". Is this a kind of strength?
After all, I, Lin, am considered one of the many high-level bosses in Mingguang in terms of strength. After all the calculations, none of them have the bloodline ability that I can master!
"Emmmm, it seems that it is necessary to develop a dish like 'Shuangxiu Soup' in the future. Anyone who is dissatisfied will have a bowl of soup in his mouth, and a click of thunder, oh yeah, it is perfect."
The fun of drinking and drinking was still going on, and Gungun had already rushed back with the evolvers over there.
"Wow~"
"pretty!"
"Have you heard of it?"
"boom!"
The supersonic snowball swept across the last speaking evolver, sending the third-level rookie flying dozens of meters.
"I've heard of snowball fights and making snowmen, and beating women with sticks and roe deer scooping fish!"
"???"
"Am I pretty? Who the hell just attacked me?"
All of a sudden, there were five big and muscular old men all over the mountain screaming and cheering, and being shot by all kinds of "snowballs" dragging sonic boom clouds flying all over the sky - Lin Chou didn't know whether he should treat those suspected snowballs. The spherical object is called "snowball", and its hardness is about the same as that of an iron ball.
Then, these guys suddenly made a huge snowman that was fifty or sixty meters tall. It covered an area of more than 2,500 square meters and was super fat. It used more than 200 kilograms of carrots, watered and frozen together as a nose. Got it in the face.
"not bad."
"That's not bad. Did you agree to get one that is exactly the same as Mr. Snow Dumpling?"
"Mao, why don't snowmen look like that all over the world? This is what we call our specialty."
"How about getting another weapon?"
"Master Shan's ax is wrong!"
"Yes, yes, let's use Boss Lin's shovel again~"
"Emmmm, I suggest you wear the Origin Armor!"
"That level of difficulty is too high and I can't do it."
So, there was a fifty-seven-meter-tall boulder with eyes and carrots as the nose, a facial expression that was weird and ferocious, one hand for shoveling, and one hand a table ax. There were six Nepenthes inserted into its belly, a large bright mouth, and some five big and three thick things hanging on its back. A bald snowman with eighteen ring scars on his head and a colorful cloak is made of fake but still extremely handsome clothes made from mottled sheets that he has slept with countless times.
Boss Lin only glanced at it, and all the hairs on his body stood up.
Am I pretty? I am so pretty!
If this thing is just sitting on the mountain, who would dare to come and eat? ?
However--
A slap in the face in seconds.
An hour later, the group of second-generation kids in the base city who were so lawless that they would take out a plastic dropper to check the pH level after hearing any fart, arrived.
An hour and a half later, the garrison of the Research Institute's Security Committee arrived.
Two hours later, the ladies group arrived.
Lin Chou: ""
Two and a half hours later, Old Man Gao of the Blast Furnace arrived with his grandson High Speed Rail.
Well, this one is really killing it.
The old man from the blast furnace rushed up the mountain screaming with a hammer in hand. When he saw the big man Xuetuanzi hanging high up, his eyes were so split that he almost died on the spot.
"You little brat with a big watermelon, Lin Chou! I'm going to pick off your head and put it under the bed as a urinal and use it fifty times a day in the middle of the night!"
Lin Chou was a little weak.
The red mountain carrying the wine vat made the mean sound of the yellow mountain,
"Tsk, so Mr. Gao is finally willing to face the cruel fact that you have frequent urination and an inflated prostate?"
blast furnace:"???"
Mr. Gao's tendons all over his body swelled abnormally, and his whole body seemed to have more than doubled in height. His clothes snapped into pieces.
"You bastard! Ahhh, repent under the judgment of justice and die! Hammer of the Holy Spirit!"
Huang Dashan:
"Tsk, tsk, he is actually a player with faith. Dare I ask how happy the old man is?"
"Hey, this posture is cool, just like a dog fighting for food."
"Hey, my beard is standing up. What did I say wrong? If there is something wrong, old man, why don't you come and hammer me?"
The talk continued, but Hong Dashan didn't move at all - now the control of the body, except for the words, belonged to Hong Dashan, not Huang Dashan.
Sikong opened his mouth weakly,
"What is this guy risking his life for?"
Some onlookers told the truth in one word.
"It seems that if he is knocked unconscious, the Red-Eyed Mountain Master will disappear?"
As he spoke, Mr. Gao's figure was like a dragon swallowing a tiger, and people followed him with a hammer.
Huang Dashan:
"Hehehe, I can see it with the hair on the back of my head. Old man, you should take some supplements."
"You're so weak, maybe your kidneys are overdrawn, right?"
"Red hair medicinal wine, cures kidney deficiency, contains no sugar~"
However, the blast furnace sneered, the hammer swished and the light surged, and endless weapons phantoms of swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks emerged from the hammer, as if they were solid.
"Buzz~"
The weapon phantoms all greeted Hong Dashan.
All those who could transform the original weapon felt an unprecedented sense of oppression. Some people tried to summon the original weapon, but found that the original weapon commanded by Ruzhi did not respond to the owner's call at all, and gave up.
Gaotie, the grandson of Blast Furnace, slapped his forehead and sounded extremely helpless.
"Grandpa is here again. Every time before he hammers someone, he yells nonsense. The most annoying thing is that some people actually believe the names of those moves."
Mr. Gao is very senior, and there are countless people who have been wronged, wronged, and falsely convicted by him, including some elders who are as gentle as jade and drink a lot of wine.
High-speed rail fell into thinking,
"Emmm, by the way, what was grandpa shouting at that time? The cloak hammering technique?"
As a result, an antique belonging to an ancestor of the Wen family was hit hard by a whole set of "blind hammers", and all the front teeth were hammered out.
——But that was the closest that Grandpa’s move name came to reality.
