A few hours later, 200 kilometers away from the west gate, Yan returned to the mountain.
The eyes of everyone on the mountain are a bit strange - these guys with big muscles in their minds always pronounce some unknown words as "biàn" (mì) - emmmmm, in fact, it seems... there is nothing wrong with them.
They couldn't help but roll their eyes as they watched Huang Dashan sitting on the roof of the Pangolin playing hard for a long time.
Many people have already begun to think in their hearts:
Mr. Huang is such a chicken, he has a good physique.
Hahaha, Zhao Feng Er mocks the big bald guy...
How come he always encounters weird and terrible things wherever he goes?
Last time I went out and wandered around, I picked up the Queen of Luanshan. Last time I went out and wandered around, I picked up the next generation Lord of Wolf City. This time...
Eh? Ball sack!
A group of people have finally found their groove. They gather together and spit before leaving.
"Prince Huang, you can't do it either. Why are you doing this worse than once?"
“I picked up the Luanshan Queen last time and kept it;
Last time I picked up a Wolf City City Lord and sold it;
This time I only picked up a boat and an unknown gold mine - as a person, you must make progress and not keep going downhill. "
"Low, really low!"
Look, this is probably the hardest and most bitter complaint in history. Every word and every sentence is the blood and tears of the people.
Mr. Huang was stunned by what these guys said for a long time and couldn't refute, so he cursed,
"Damn it, Lin Chou isn't here, what are you doing here?"
everyone,
"Hey, don't think we don't know. Boss Lin left last night and will definitely be back today!"
"This guy is so shameless. He lies to us every day just like Boss Lin. How many more dishes do you want to grab?"
"Brother, can you give me a way to survive? I've been waiting for the tomahawk steak for two months..."
Brother Grizzly coughed,
"Well, Master Shan, it's Monday, you know~"
Shan Ye shrugged,
"Damn, no wonder there are so many people."
Then looked at the grizzly bear suspiciously,
"Knock, no wonder you guys are so eager to catch abalone with me, and you want to bribe your grandpa Dashan?"
Brother Grizzly Bear is honest and has a face as fierce as a black-faced god.
"Hey, that doesn't make sense. How can we bribe you? We just want to bribe Boss Lin."
Huang Dashan’s smile gradually disappeared.jpg
"???"
(Are you pretty? Am I pretty? Do you hear me?)
The glorious deeds of the late "Gold Mine" were talked about by these guys for a long time. While smacking their lips, they sighed "What a pity" and "Just a little bit" and then took a sip of the tea they brought with them.
no way:
First, most of the people here are landlubbers.
Second, no one wants to get lucky.
Third, landlubbers go to Heishenhai to try their luck, haha.
I didn’t hear it, but I told you later that the volcano erupted again. Who knows whether it spewed out a few more lumps of gold or buried all the original ones.
At most, these things are just practicing talking about mountains and rivers with the younger brothers, relatives and friends around you. After drinking a little wine and getting tipsy, you mysteriously whisper, "There is an active volcano at the approximate coordinates of such-and-such, which is spewing gold. If you don't think you have a long life, then Go get it, go get it, don’t tell others that I told you.”
It seemed that the only person in the audience who was trying his best to recommend the "Dabao XXX Protein XXX Ball XX Fiber Mask, which is professional in removing facial redness and effectively treating frostbite" to Mr. Xuetuanzi, had bright eyes.
It is worth mentioning that the man who swung the spurge was regarded as a "certificate" by the garrison and the development committee of the scientific research institute who came later and gave it to a certain married man who served him tea and water.
It's true that this guy is really good at picking things up. Mingguang's senior management still hasn't figured out how to settle Zhuge Tiedan's debt with him. There really is nothing to reward him.
——Fortunately, the three giants wanted to show some respect, but did not really do so.
The one who knew the general scope of the sea area was the little man, who was a protected animal. The one who was waving the spurge was just a gift. The winning card in the crispy noodles that was given with phone money said "one more pack".
What else can we do? Pack them all up and take them away together. The food should not look too ugly.
Suddenly, someone yelled in a voice like a hawker saw an urban management officer,
"I am...Lin Chou! Boss Lin!!"
Including Huang Dashan, Brother Grizzly, and others, at least fifty or six pairs of eyes gathered and froze somewhere in the small restaurant with "chua~".
Lin Chou, who was about to close the dining room door on tiptoe, froze and had no choice but to walk out.
"Ahem...Hi...everyone, what a coincidence..."
This guy just got out of the small black teleportation door and was about to take a long look outside. Who knows there are so many people gathered here and there are so many good-looking people.
"What a coincidence, I've been waiting for you all morning..."
"That's right, don't try to pretend like nothing happened!"
"So, Boss Lin, you've been back a long time ago and you just didn't come out to sleep in, right?"
"Hey... it seems that the eldest sister and the little sister Yourong haven't come out yet..."
"Oh~ Souga~"
Lin Chou: "..."
(Thank you for your thoughts. I think I don’t need to explain how I came back now.)
Pen Mou rushed up with a roar,
"Hey, hey, I have a way to get the coordinates of a gold mine. Are you interested?"
Lin Chou asked,
"Open air?"
The potted plant was very happy.
(There is drama!)
He said quickly,
"Under the sea."
Little did they know that the eyes of the people below who were waiting for food had changed. They were completely moved by Pen's shamelessness.
Lin Chou bared his teeth and suddenly said fiercely,
"roll!!"
(Are you pretty? This person named Pen is here to cause trouble. Do you want to slap her?)
Basin: "嘤嘤嘤"
Huang Dashan laughed so hard that he laughed.
"Hey, I just fucking know it!"
Brother Grizzly Bear said blankly,
"What do you know..."
"Allowing her to act like a ghost is nothing more than washing my feet with me. Haha, I'm afraid someone Lu forgot not to go into the water, but Lin Zi's heart will always be in pain, hahaha~"
Brother Grizzly Bear suddenly realized and muttered in his heart,
"No wonder Prince Huang, who is said to have a face a hundred times thicker than his original armor, would go to the sea to dig abalone. No wonder - it turns out he is afraid of being beaten to death by Boss Lin."
"Well, since we can't dive, these abalones must have been very hard to come by. After all, we spent so much effort picking them out."
For a moment, Mr. Shan's eyes were almost thrown to his face.
"Your third uncle and grandma, are you thinking of something very rude in your mind?"
The grizzly bear could only stare at the sky in silence.
Lin Chou suddenly saw the empty clay pot next to the willow pavilion. He glanced around and naturally landed on Huang Dashan.
Huang Dashan:（づ￣3￣）づ╭?～
Lin Chou said,
"Where's the abalone stewed in my pot."
Huang Dashan was calm and unfazed. He dragged a large sack from the car and slapped it loudly.
"Hey, put it here!"
Lin Chou: (づ￣-￣)づ╭boom~
Lin Chou pinched her chin and suddenly asked,
"Well, what about that? You didn't eat dead people, did you?"
Huang Dashan patted his chest and promised,
"No, absolutely not. They are all alive and kicking - I even took them to exercise for digestion. Well, at least they are all alive and kicking now."
Lin Chou breathed a sigh of relief.
"That's fine."
Master Shan chuckled and said,
"Ah, by the way, it's stuck on the counter. Are you satisfied with the numbers inside? By the way, I want to report that the big-breasted sister was lazy after you left. She didn't even wash the dishes or wash the dishes!"
Lin Chou nodded and left with a straight face.
Brother Grizzly Bear and the fishing team suddenly felt so good that they really wanted to cry.
What happened inexplicably?
We just ate a bit of meat and drank a bit of soup without doing anything and wandered around for a long time. Besides, we paid for the meal. Why should we feel guilty? Why should we try to set a flag on us?
"Ball, sack of ball?"
"I have an ominous feeling."
"excuse me...Why does Boss Lin ask this..."
"Damn it, we swiped the card and spent money! Huang Dashan, please give us an explanation!"
"No wonder, no wonder you, a guy who is used to eating alone, suddenly asked us to eat together. No wonder, I'm here, and you act like you're all covered, so don't worry if anything happens, I'll take care of it."
——They now wonder if they have been tricked. They are the only real customers in the restaurant from beginning to end, and the others are all actors. This is the restaurant owner and the sitter playing with each other!
This restaurant street is so wild...
"RBQRBQ"
"Farewell! Farewell!"
"emmmmm"
"Eat before you leave! Just one meal! Just order two...three dishes!"
Of course, there are smart people among the grizzly bears.
"One Tomahawk Steak, one Sea Stone Coconut Custard, and one Neon Dragon Meat. Can't be taken away. Please add the Tricolor Snake Wine. Thank you."
——No, the person who had been waiting for the tomahawk steak for two months was snatched first.
"My calendar? Did you hear me, bastard? My calendar!"
Fortunately, Lin Chou habitually prepared for the next time before running away from home.
The finished and semi-finished materials in the thermostatic cabinet are all ready-made. They only need a little cooking to satisfy the appetite of most people, and some more complicated dishes can be finished later.
When the aroma of the food wafts up, there are no more complaints.
...
Lin Chou was in a good mood. He tidied up the experimental geese brought over from the alley and kept them in separate pens.
However, even if they were placed in the animal pen, under the ferocious gazes of various tigers, leopards, and wolves in separate compartments, they still stubbornly wanted to rush out and peck at Lin. This shows how much Lin's compulsive hatred of birds is Horrible - well, it's all the fault of the beeping system.
Lin Chou watched the performance of the two giant geese flying up and down in the animal pen for a long time: Tintin's... ahem... a ding... the happiness value +2.
"Bite me, bite me, haha!"
"Hey, it's okay to just keep it and not eat it."
"When I get up early every day, when I come over and take a look, I feel like I'm going to get my revenge...ahem...cross out that sentence in front of me, cross it out! It's too silly and it affects my image!"
Behind him, a familiar voice suddenly came,
"What image? What image?!"
and a more familiar voice,
"Gah, gah!"
Lin Chou turned around suddenly, and the frying pan he had accidentally grabbed from his hand clanked like a sword, making a harsh metal buzz.
There were duck feathers all over the ground, and the figure running away quickly with a standard duck step was extremely panicked.
Sikong said speechlessly,
"I've taught Gaga many times. Can you be a little more considerate? If we shake hands, we'll still be good friends!"
Why the hell do you want to be friends with a duck?
Lin Chou threw away the pot.
"Hey, long time no see. Is Shen Daru's credits full?"
"Do you believe that I can sew up your broken mouth?" Sikong suddenly smiled very sneakily, "Actually, no, Comrade Shen Daru has gone to attack Zhao Ziyu specifically. Hey, I didn't expect that he will be a role model for others all his life. Teacher Shen...it turned out that his life was so poor."
"..."
"Forgive me, Lin, for not being able to say it. I really can't imagine how poor you can live if you spend one thousand yuan to eat instant noodles and three million yuan to eat a bowl of wontons as your daily 'becoming a role model'."
Sikong nodded to express his understanding.
"It's poverty that limits your imagination. It's not your fault."
Lin Chou felt his heart throbbing.
"How come you have time to come to my place?"
Sikong said matter-of-factly,
"Everyone else is busy. Aren't the four walls laying the foundation? The base city is almost empty... As expected, your place is still so lively."
In fact, a certain Sikong just came by the way, preparing to eat and drink a bowl of dragon-tiger fight, sea stone flower coconut milk jelly and other side dishes.
Sikong recounted his experiences to Lin Chou several times - so in Lin Chou's words, some rich people's hobbies are a little different and unattainable.
For example, a certain Sikong who liked to play recorder some time ago and even invested in a movie suddenly became tired of this thing and felt that it was a very bad behavior for him to "lose his ambition with things" like this.
As a human being, you must persist in your dreams.
Yes, that’s right, Sikong’s dream has always been to be a knight-errant who wields a sword and conquers the snow in white clothes.
He thought deeply, and his thoughts started from when he first remembered things to when he went to the toilet on the No. 19 gold and diamond toilet he used last night.
He came to the conclusion that the main reason why he did not become a swordsman who can defeat the snow in white clothes at the end of the world is that he did not have a sword that could set off his identity - such as the general Mo Xie Qixing Long Yuan Tai A Xuanyuan Cheng Ying Chun Jun or something like that.
In a word, if you want money, you need people.
Even if it wasn't Huang Dashan, I, Sikong, couldn't have a sword?
Dare to be alone!
So Sikong Da went to Lushan in the morning, put all these words aside, and waited for Lao Gao to take the order.
Then the God of Wealth was kicked off the furnace mountain by the blast furnace with a look of confusion on his face - according to Sikong, the old guy was so angry that his beard stood up.
Sikong was holding his breath and angry, and his expression was extremely confusing.
Lin Chou dragged Sikong to the home tree and pointed at the Snow Dumpling boss who continued to be fooled by Forgiveness Pen and seemed to have some feelings.
"Did you see that?"
"Uh...a living snowman...what..."
"That is the quencher + flame temperature regulator + blower + suspected ancestor of the blast furnace. It ran from the one in the blast furnace yard, the one that is often used in the blast furnace, the best one in the furnace mountain, and the furnace that was just fried (※) not long ago You don’t even know what’s coming out?”
"..."
Sikong's expression changed for a while.
"So, can the problem be solved if I take this snowman back to Old Man Goriot?"
"Theoretically...no."
"say!"
