This "噫~" is very flavorful, and what's even more flavorful is that the little girl with a pale face added "噫拉~" at the back
Lin Chou's face was dark and dark, and he hesitated to speak.
Sister-in-law Hu laughed so hard that her plump and abrupt curves looked even more imposing to others.
For example, the little girl with her head tilted had a hint of longing in her eyes.
As for Lin, forgive him, he is still a child, he came from the wilderness and has no knowledge.
"Xiao Jiang, don't you plan to let your sister-in-law in?"
The little girl quickly opened her slender body. In short, she was very thin, very thin.
Lin Chou suddenly felt that a certain part of his brain had connected again.
"Old thief Jiang Nan is so heartless——"
Before he was ten years old, Lin Chou often said this catchy saying, so he was often chased by Jiang Nan and his "army" all over the alley.
Jiang Nan pursed her thin lips and raised the corners of her mouth,
"Hmph! Lin Xiaodan!"
emmmmmmm, this is how real childhood friends often develop a superficial friendship that they have not seen each other for many years.
Yes, not seen for many years.
Ever since Lin was pinched in some embarrassing parts by Comrade Xiao Jiang's 16-kilogram male goose "Little Garlic", the innocent friendship between the two began to go downhill.
Friendships before the age of ten have always been relatively simple and fragile.
Of course, as a man, Lin is not particularly narrow-minded.
What really broke up the friendship was that after a small dispute between the two, Xiao Jiang locked Lin in a room with "little garlic, shallots, star anise, cumin" and other terrible creatures - a total of two people. Hours.
What a cruel act! What a heinous act!
Xiao Jiang didn't know if he remembered the same scene as Lin Chou. He covered his mouth and narrowed his dark eyes with a smile inside.
Lin Chou's face turned darker.
Stepping into the yard, I heard Sister Hu say from the front,
"The goose this girl raised is really handsome~"
Lin Chou looked up - the entire courtyard was filled with slender necks held high, their heads turned sideways and staring at the visitors with one eye. Some of the leading geese that looked particularly tall were slowly spreading their wings, and the whole thing looked huge. More than three to five times more, they lowered their heads like a slender swallow-feather arrow.
"Ball, ball sack!"
Attack stance?
Lin Chou was confused, this, this, this script was wrong.
Ha~
Is this how you, a bunch of domesticated beasts, use this attitude to face an executioner with bloody hands and a professional cook? ?
Lin Chou was frightened and agitated in his heart, and his attitude was correct and peaceful, which was true.
He looked at them like he was looking at a piece of meat on the cutting board - but why did Mao Linchou feel that they looked at him like they were looking at some kind of delicious food?
So here comes the question. According to the standard conversion formula, the combat power of an otaku is equal to 5 geese. As a particularly awesome evolver, is Lin capable of fighting against a yard full of geese?
ridiculous!
You are asking for death!
You are striking an egg against a stone!
You guys, this is this
Xiao Jiang closed the iron door with a clang and said helplessly to Lin Chou who was clinging to the door like an octopus,
"Give me a moment, you're blocking me. If you don't hang the door latch, the goose will run away."
"Oh." Lin Chou's movements were very professional. He held the door panel with the palms of his arms spread out. To be honest, this is a secret. This can bring more security, with the palms facing outward. No, if your palms are sweaty and the cool breeze blows, your whole heart will feel cold.
When Xiao Jiang turned around, he was also shocked.
"what happened?"
There are more than a hundred big white geese in the whole yard, all of them are like feathers, ready to go. Usually, even if the people they particularly hate come, it is only a few leading male geese who can pose in such a posture.
If their owner, Jiang Nan, hadn't happened to be within the effective killing range, perhaps the tragedy would have happened by now.
Jiang Nan looked at Lin Chou with a strange expression.
"You really haven't changed at all"
This man is a goose.
Lin Chou trembled - no, I have changed, I have become more hateful than before, all avian creatures are forced to be hostile, please understand!
By the way, I just remembered this now. Is it too late?
Jiang Nan opened her arms to protect Lin Chou behind her.
"It's okay, it's okay. They don't dare to jump up and pinch you when I'm here."
"What about the one who doesn't jump?"
"You are stupid, you can't jump if they don't jump! What are you doing! I told you to jump up and hide!"
"Quack~quack~!"
"Ah, am I pretty?"
Ten minutes later, Lin Chou stood in Xiao Jiang's room in a state of embarrassment. Sister-in-law Hu and Xiao Jiang were picking goose feathers all over his body.
——My mentality is completely broken.
Jiang Nan is still complaining,
"I told you not to move. Why are you running? They won't clamp you down if you hide behind me!"
""
Lin Chou was silent for a full minute and said fiercely,
"I want all of you geese!"
Beep quietly,
"I'll find a car, and you'll be responsible for taking me to Yanhui Mountain."
Jiang Nan snorted,
"That's not possible. You can only produce one-third at most, and they haven't reached maturity yet. These are two years and two months old goslings. We just sold a batch last month. You have to wait. "
Jiang Nan said,
"I heard that you have become an evolved person. You open a restaurant outside, right? Evolved people also eat ordinary food like this?"
Lin Chou rubbed his face, feeling that his entire face had been stretched by those plier-like mouths.
"What's wrong with the evolved ones? They don't just have one nose and two nostrils to vent their anger. They have even greedier mouths. They are all real 'foodies'."
Jiang Nan said,
"I heard that you have always been in the first level. Will they bully you for being weak and eat the King's meal?"
Lin Chou waved his hand. If it weren't for the goose feathers flying like snow all over his body, he would have looked very impressive.
"It doesn't exist, kill them."
Jiang Nan just smiled and didn't believe it at all.
She talks a lot, but it can be seen that the little girl usually doesn't talk to others very much, and she doesn't understand many common sense things.
"My geese cost at least 12 cents a pound, no bargaining."
After saying that, he looked at Lin Chou with a very naughty look.
Lin Chou twitched the corner of his mouth,
"If we use the standard of the big goose that pinched me the hardest just now, I'll give you five hundred and one kilograms."
Jiang Nan said speechlessly,
"That's not possible. We have to keep it to step on the eggs. It is the backbone of the geese group. It is already eleven years old this year. Also, you don't know it, it is Little Garlic!"
Lin Chou pressed his legs together and felt a chill in his crotch.
Am I pretty, mmp, don’t you hear I’m not pretty!
"It it it it it it the old man is still alive??"
Jiang Nan smiled and said,
"Of course, the current flock of geese can be counted as its descendants. I have weighed it, and the little garlic has weighed forty-six pounds, and there is glue on its head."
"Last time a man named Fu came over, and I wasn't willing to sell it for three thousand circulation points."
"Huh, Xiaoqiang grew up with me, I won't sell it."
Lin Chou pinched her chin and said,
"My surname is Fu. Is he from Yishanfang? Even if they are discerning, they didn't notice it just now. Xiao Suan, the old man, has glue on his head?"
Goose glue is the crown part of the goose's head. Except for a few species, some common old geese's crowns will also produce glue, but it is very rare to grow to an edible size.
Jiang Nan nodded,
"The person named Fu said that the little garlic may have a mutation, so it will live a long time. Even the offspring of the little garlic have bigger crowns than other geese."
Jiang Nan couldn't stop talking about his goose. The two of them talked about the various meat textures for a long time, and Sister-in-law Hu felt a little strange.
"Now our childhood sweethearts are talking about this kind of thing?"
Jiang Nan said angrily,
"Sister-in-law, what are you talking about?"
After thinking about it,
"Every time regular customers come, I will let them try the dishes. I will kill a goose. Wait for me!"
Lin Chou smiled,
"With thin arms and legs, it's a question of whether you can lift the goose. There's no need to try, just take a look and it's enough."
Lin Chou asked,
"Do you have a regular source of customers? How many geese can you give me?"
Jiang Nan was surprised,
"How many can you ask for? I produce thirty young geese, twenty adult geese, and ten old geese every year."
Lin Chou suddenly choked up.
"What are you talking about? There are only sixty in total!"
Sister-in-law Hu was shocked.
"Twelve circulation points per pound, a goose weighs more than ten pounds, God, this girl is so profitable, she will lay golden eggs, cough cough cough."
Lin Chou wonders,
"Too little, can there be more?"
Jiang Nan pursed her lips,
"It's okay, it's just that they're very edible.
To put it bluntly, Jiang Nan could not spend so much money to expand the scale of breeding. Her geese might eat more than free grass and fish and shrimp in the pond.
Lin Chou understood.
"It's nothing."
I touched my pocket and saw that the circulation point card given by the Snow Dumpling boss happened to be not on the counter.
"Take this card. Evolvers generally have a huge appetite. I can eat as many geese as I want and sell them. It's just a deposit."
The three words "one million" shining brightly on the card made Jiang Nan and Sister Hu almost suffocate.
"This this"
"Lin Zi, don't you do some bad business?"
Lin Chou waved his hand,
"I don't have any cash, so I'll leave it here for you to use first, and we'll do the rest later. Can you just give me the goose in the future?"
This is not because Lin Chou is showing off, but because he only has a card and no cash. The cash in his pocket will be immediately confiscated by the system and turned into numbers on the panel. As for the circulation point card, it must be entered into the counter. Maybe the system is also There are certain procedures to go through.
Jiang Nan didn't know what to say. The "faxiao" whom she hadn't seen or spoken to since she was ten years old suddenly became a millionaire, which made her little head unable to react.
Sister-in-law Hu said simply and neatly,
"It's an evolution after all. It's different. This card alone is enough for your sister-in-law to live for two lifetimes."
Lin Chou was smiling furtively,
"That's not possible. When Calabash Baby reaches the second level, he will need more than this amount of medicinal materials for body refining every year, not to mention that he will have to replenish himself with various expensive exotic animal meats from time to time."
Sister-in-law Hu opened her mouth in horror,
"so much??"
Lin Chou nodded,
"There are very few evolvers who don't want to climb to higher places. Mutants are already relatively economical compared to awakened ones and warriors."
Sister-in-law Hu patted her heart,
"Stop talking, your sister-in-law's heartbeat is not enough. This is too scary."
Ordinary people will not know the "markets" of Evolvers very well. Most of them will only selectively filter out some information that interests them and enjoy talking about it.
For example, people in the alley only know that becoming an evolutionist can get a "salary" of 7,000 circulation points per month, an iron rice bowl, but they don't think about what the evolutionist will pay for it.
emmmmmmm, maybe life, maybe poll tax.
Sister-in-law Hu said to Jiang Nan,
"Did you hear that? If you don't put the card away, Xiao Linzi will be your sponsor from now on, the kind of person who hides her beauty in a golden house~"
"If you can't pay with geese, you can still pay with people~"
Sister-in-law Hu sometimes really
No matter Uncle Tiger Lin Chou or Jiang Nan, they would all be defeated in front of Sister-in-law Hu who had a loud voice and was domineering and explicit.
Jiang Nan blushed and said seriously,
"I will write down every expense and I will post it to you when the time comes."
What does that sentence mean? He, Lin Chou, has never touched money. He, Lin Chou, is not interested in money at all!
(Cry, woo woo woo woo woo)
Lin Chou was actually very happy. He was particularly satisfied with the quality of these geese. Even when twisting people, their movements were so elegant and yet so violent.
——This kind of beauty must fully bloom on my chopping board, Lin, huh!
"Okay, it's settled. When will the first batch of geese be delivered to me?"
Jiang Nan said,
"The nearest young geese are still 21 days old, and the adult geese and old geese are also around that time, within a few days."
"Okay, I'll wait for your good news. When the geese come out of the pen, let Calabash Boy and Erhu call Bao Er over. He will know what to do."
Sister-in-law Hu smiled and said,
"Is the business done? Let's go to my sister-in-law's house for dinner. Our little annoying guy is not here today. He wants to have a few drinks with your sister-in-law."
"Well, wait a minute while I catch a goose."
"No, someone gave me something on the way, all ingredients."
"That's right, where can you bring something to my sister-in-law's house?" Sister-in-law Hu said mysteriously, "My sister-in-law has good things there, good things that you can't usually eat."
Lin Chou was curious.
"What is it that you can't usually eat?"
Jiang Nan's eyes were bright.
Sister-in-law Hu took it a step further.
"You'll know when the food is ready. Let's go, it's almost dark, and I don't know if your Uncle Tiger will come back today, old guy!"
Lin Chou said,
"Sister-in-law Hu, when will your yard be connected to Uncle Hu's? I don't think you can even fit the soy sauce vat in your yard."
Mrs. Hu’s eyebrows stood up.
"You little bastard, are you here to entertain your sister-in-law? Are you tired of living?"
"Eh? How can you call it a pastime? This is serious business, absolutely serious business!"
Jiang Nan snickered.
Mrs. Hu muttered,
"You little bastard, your sister-in-law, I really want to see that old guy. She wants to save face and suffer the consequences."
"Sister-in-law, what did you say?"
Nothing, nothing”
"I seem to hear someone dying to save face or something."
"Shut up, do you believe I can sew it up for you?"
