Huang Dashan coughed,
"Well... you guys talk first... I suddenly remembered that I have a pair of underwear that I haven't washed yet... Mushrooms will grow if I leave them for a long time..."
Evolver A: "Huh? What a coincidence, I also have one, let's go together!"
Evolver B: "Knock! Ness, how can such a thing happen without me?"
Evolver C: "Sack of the ball!"
Evolvers A+B (with vicious eyes): "What are you doing?"
Evolver C (lonely, helpless and weak): "My ancestors have been collecting mushrooms for thirty years and have never poisoned an evolver. If mushrooms grow, I can help identify them!"
Suddenly, the only person left on the hillside was a snow dumpling snorting next to him.
The busty sister and Yourong finished collecting the dishes, turned around twice in confusion, and went back to the coconut tree hut to cool down.
Lin Chou: "..."
What does it mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?
I knock...
Haven't you always liked gossip the most? Isn't gossip the favorite of these dogs...
Change of heart? So fast!
Men are really good at eels, so it seems like they will have to carve up a few eels to offer sacrifices tomorrow.
Mr. Zhao pulled his cheeks,
"Boy, I'm telling you, you're very lucky."
Lin Chou said weakly,
"Well, actually, I have a few lines——"
A dazzling bald head popped out from a corner: "Don't worry, I'll rub your vagina for you~"
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻┻
I can go to your grandma!
Zhao Er said hey,
"What are you afraid of? You have a lot of tricks up your sleeve, or are you also afraid of the phrase 'you know too much'?"
Lin Chou looked up at the sky.
Zhao Er held the wine jar with a rare serious expression.
"Outsiders say that the Zhao family and the Leng family wear the same pants, you know that."
"It's fake, it must be fake."
"not real."
"..."
"My Zhao family has a hard time having descendants. The old man has lived for more than two hundred years and has only had four sons for so long. Now there are only two left. Even if the son-in-law and granddaughter-in-law are all together, a small manor in the Zhao family will be enough." After raising them, they only had this little blood, so when the eldest and third eldest children were gone, the old man didn’t say a word and just burned and buried them and forget about it.”
"To put it bluntly, the old man doesn't particularly care. Birth, aging, illness and death are common in the catastrophic era. The pace is fast. The Zhao family will still be the Zhao family as long as he is alive, not to mention that now there is an extra child."
"The Zhao family, the foundation is not in the Zhao family at all."
Lin Chou was stunned.
Zhao Er smiled when he saw this,
"Leng Han, this girl has such a tight mouth——"
Lin Chou was confused.
"What do you mean?"
Zhao Er stretched out a finger,
"The old man and Ziyu's bloodline abilities, well, it's not convenient to say more about them because most of them are directly used in 'Mingguang', but you must have seen one of their desperate abilities. Ziyu used it to kill one of the four fools of Zhuge one."
"And this skill was actually borrowed by the 'Zhao Family' from the 'Wei Family'!"
Lin Chou was stunned, his mind twitched and he said directly,
"Let me tell you, no wonder your Zhao family has such a close relationship with you. You have a close relationship with me. Her love-making trick was used on Lao Zhao once??"
Zhao Er: ??_??
"Where are you thinking, kid? The prescription prepared by Zuo Chen is indeed useful for Aunt Lin, nothing else."
"The bloodline ability of the Zhao family is not the same as Zuo Chen's grafting. It is more similar to a copying ability where one is better than the other. The attack power of the 'copied' ability is based on the original owner's and the current owner's." add."
Lin Chou almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
"Holding a piece of grass, complete inheritance and addition? In other words, even if Zhao Ziyu is only at level one, the lethality he exerts when using that bloodline ability will reach level seven?!"
Zhao Er nodded deeply,
"It's a pity that I didn't awaken this bloodline. Oh, what a pity..."
Lin Chou counted on his fingers.
"Mr. Zhao must be at the sixth level no matter what, plus the fat man's level - hell, 12th level?!"
"Will there be such an operation? Are you kidding..."
Zhao Er scratched his head,
"Theoretically, this is indeed the case. However, the quantitative change of this ability cannot cause a qualitative change. It can only reach the theoretical twelfth-level attack power, but it cannot reach the twelfth-level quality. There is no way to bypass absolute abilities and rule-based abilities. , so the word 'pseudo' must be added in front."
Although Lin Chou didn't care much about such messy things like the organic connection of strength and power, he also knew what an existence like Zhao Lao Pahui meant to Mingguang.
Not only is he a pervert who breaks the balance, but he is also an existence that can keep a city safe.
During the two hundred years of his life, he was afraid that his life would not be easy no matter whether it was in the bright light or the dark sea - no one wanted to live with a time bomb on their head.
A guy who can't be restricted by any rules, has a bad temper, is irritable and moody, tsk~
Mr. Zhao threw away the empty wine jar and stared blankly at the ground.
"After my old man was 'injured' and retired, he almost stopped participating in various matters of Mingguang. Prince Leng was so disheartened that he no longer set foot on the coastal defense line. Then came the Qin family and Qin Zhizhen, ha, now they are again The idea has been set on the Wei family, as long as there is someone named Zhao in the base city, they will probably have trouble sleeping and eating for a day."
"They are not marrying Wei Qingyu, but they are cutting off the roots of the Zhao family."
"Human! As long as it's not about to perish immediately, haha~"
Lin Chou felt a chill in his heart when he heard this.
I smacked my lips in disgust, not knowing what to say.
"So Sister Qingyu's marriage is the first time, and the people on Hei Chenhai's side are targeting the Zhao family."
Zhao Er picked up a wine jar again, shook it, and poured it into his mouth fiercely.
"To put it bluntly, it is not an exaggeration to say that this base city has the surname Zhao. The old man has protected the base city for nearly a hundred years, from the initial zombie tide and the city to the current beast tide and virtual beasts. The virtual beasts over there They are still baring their teeth, so they are thinking of dealing with our surnamed Zhao first."
Lin Chou thought for a moment and slapped her thigh.
"Wait a minute, I've never heard of the family named Yan. Are they very powerful on the coastal defense line? Damn it, is the family named Song the same as them??"
Zhao Er rubbed his head helplessly, with a gloomy face.
"Say, you little brat, is your emotional intelligence really low or not? Think with your toes. If they are really a group, would the Yan family dare to make such a fuss at this critical moment after the Song family proposes marriage to the Leng family?"
Lin Chou rolled his eyes,
"What's the difference?"
"The difference is huge. The Leng family and the Song family had already spoken about it. The Song family didn't really propose marriage. They just wanted to show Mr. Leng some face. His face is so familiar that it's gold-plated."
"Mr. Leng has stepped back. After all, Yu Wei is still there, you know."
Lin Chou bulged his eyes and sighed,
"You people's hearts must be completely black when you take it out. It's all twists and turns, big and small principles, it's too damn complicated."
Zhao Er suddenly patted Lin Chou on the shoulder and sighed even more,
"Yes, these things are really not suitable for you."
"Principles are nothing, they are all false, physics is the truth!"
Lin Chou glanced at him sideways,
"Comrade Zhao Er, you are scolding me for having a low IQ, I understand."
Zhao Er: "Don't accuse people casually. Can't you tell that my tone is full of envy?"
"roll!"
Lin Chou thought of something again.
"But Sister Qingyu and Fatty Master have completely different abilities!"
Zhao Er explained,
"It's a bit complicated to say. The old man's bloodline ability is relatively limited. First of all, he needs a recognized top bloodline ability - as you know, Fatty Wei's sword light is the skill recognized by Mingguang Evolvers as the top single-target attack power. "
"As long as the conditions are right, it is not difficult for Fatty Wei to forcefully kill evolvers and alien beasts that are two or even three levels higher than him."
"Of course, it just needs to be 'recognized', but in fact Fatty Wei's real strength is not with that sword."
Lin Chou: "?"
The way the man surnamed Zhao spoke really made him, the listener, tired and confused.
"Fatty Wei's sword light is not entirely innate. It is a very clever coincidence. It is obtained through practice and 'lifespan'. His strength is really due to the fact that his bloodline ability has greatly blessed this sword. The power of light, super attack and the strongest (unique) buff, unique attributes exclusive to the Wei family - similar to Ziyu's situation, only when my old man is gone can he truly inherit his abilities."
Lin Chou said,
"So Sister Qingyu will also inherit Fatty's abilities?"
Zhao Er said,
"It's even scarier than that. This bloodline will be directly transferred to her most powerful skill and converted into attack power."
Lin Chou hissed inhaling the cold air,
"Big impression flame shaping finger??"
Zhao Er nodded.
"It wasn't originally a skill like this. It seems like your kid has a dish that made his shaping fingers stand out all of a sudden. It's very impressive. Now it's become shaping fingers."
"Original shaping effect..."
"Still reserved."
"..."
The topic can no longer continue. This world is too unfair.
As a result, Snowman, who had been listening for a long time, suddenly said,
"If you put it this way, there is nothing wrong with your Zhao family. What they really want is Wei Qingyu."
Like a flash of lightning, the two of them were stunned.
Zhao Er: "..."
Lin Chou: "..."
Zhao Er fell down from his chair.
"I said!!"
——Fortunately, Sister Qingyu’s finger shaping relies on luck.
Besides, if the Great Impression Flame Shaping refers to permanently defining a person in a certain state, if it takes effect, it will no longer matter whether the additional attack power is added afterwards. It is better to switch to the Zhao family to use it.
"It seems that if you master Sister Qingyu, you will master the whole world." Lin Chou pinched his chin, "Ever since I heard about the Black Army, my impression is getting worse day by day. I always feel that the people in that place No one has good intentions, hey, we, Mingguang, have been protected by such a group of people for a long time? It feels like a bit of a crisis~"
Zhao Er nodded repeatedly,
"It's a good thing to have a sense of crisis. In one word, your generation is awesome. It's much more awesome than my generation and Fatty Wei's. You know, like I said, I'll pack up all you careless ones and throw them into the blacklist." Go down into the sea, tsk, not to mention wipe out all those crooked guys, at least they won't be able to make any waves - you guys really don't think about it? Leng Han, that girl led the team to kill you three times. In the past few years when Qian' was wandering around the Black Sea, this was probably not his intention."
"If I don't go, I'll be confused and upset."
Zhao Er didn't say anything, he just shrugged his shoulders.
"It's up to you. Fatty Wei and I are still young, and we won't be able to survive after decades of hard work, but - young people! Mingguang's future will still be in the hands of your generation~"
"..."
To be honest, with Mr. Zhao's ruffian-like demeanor, he really can't learn those words of earnestness.
"Hey, hey, why are you going?"
Lin Chou brought out a floor-standing charcoal stove and placed a clay pot on it.
"It's almost dark now. If Mr. Zhao doesn't leave, I won't be able to chase you away. You have to get something to entertain the guests, right?"
Zhao Er said speechlessly,
"It won't get dark for more than four hours, isn't it? I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now, cough cough..."
Lin Chou said,
"Farewell, I just happened to buy something a few days ago. I need to get someone with high poison resistance to test the poison before I can promote it to others~"
Zhao Er: "..."
Ci'ao, I've heard a long time ago that Yatie cock never plucks his hair, so he must be too small-minded.
Lin Chou muttered while busy with his hands,
"The stories you black-hearted guys have are really not that nice to hear. It's so annoying that you have to remember them after hearing them."
Zhao Er's eyes lit up,
"you..."
Lin Chou quickly stopped,
"Don't think too much. I don't care about your affairs. I will help Leng Han."
Zhao Er was immediately satisfied.
"Okay, then we can just wait and see your boy's 'craft' with peace of mind."
Now that the business was done, Zhao Er continued to remain calm.
"Hey, what is this, a black abalone?"
Lin Chou explained,
"Black gold abalone is a good thing native to New Zealand. It was very popular and expensive before the cataclysm. However, after it has been alienated, it seems to have some strange ingredients, especially in the mature form. I am not sure what the specific nature is. It seems It’s poison, but it doesn’t look like it.”
Zhao Er rubbed his hands.
"Sounds great. This is the guinea pig. It's the first time I'm so willing."
In the charcoal stove clay pot, three or five black gold abalones are served.
Zhao Er was very interested in flipping the black gold abalone with his chopsticks.
"I've eaten abalone. The raw slices were okay, but after processing, it had no taste."
Lin Chou snorted,
“I’ve made abalone juice before, have you ever heard of abalone in abalone juice?”
"I've heard of baby cabbage with abalone sauce, and even tasted it..."
Lin Chou said speechlessly,
"You're such a boring person."
The snow dumpling boss next to him looked at the stir-fried beef with mustard greens, candied haws with happy flavor, and then at the abalone stewed in the clay pot, and suddenly realized something very important.
(The art of freezing time has found a suitable collection again.)
(Perhaps I should save the cook as well?)
(emmmm, this way you can continue to use it when you wake up next time, and you don’t have to worry about him suddenly dying of old age.)
(This is a great idea, but it may be a little difficult to implement.)
Lin Chou crossed her arms and suddenly felt so cold.
"I have a question, can evolved people catch a cold?"
Zhao Er nodded seriously,
"Yes, of course evolved people can catch colds and fevers, and they can even burn out their brains, like you."
