If we don’t take into account the sudden addition of two pairs of B-cups, Li Heigou’s experience can only be regarded as a tragic comedy-level basic sex plot at best. But if these four Naiko are added, it is fully qualified to aspire to be a horror film. Possibility of supporting roles.
As for what the hell kind of love--
You can stick to her just by smelling her. Li Heiguo can't even hide from such a woman.
Huang Dashan pondered, and then sighed,
"You are simply a model of a nanny who was born with the Holy Light. Why should those scumbags who only have two sons fight with you?"
As a result, Li Heigou's desire to kill Prince Huang on the spot became even more fragile.
Everyone has no idea how Prince Huang's brain circuits are so long - or else we all come from poor families, how could we become Prince Huang? Even the shape of the brain circuits is probably neatly arranged with the word "show" in it.
Under Shan Ye's nonsense, Li Heigou's fresh energy was completely taken astray without even being circulated in everyone's mouth.
emmmmmmm, the main thing is that in these years of great catastrophe, all the strange things will become not strange. Even if Li Heigou came to the mountain with the head of a fox and the head of a wolf, he would definitely not be able to casually kill a rare beast and sell it for tens of thousands of circulation points. The topic attracted a lot of attention.
Speaking of topics, wine, women and circulation points are the eternal themes of hunters.
Of course, all the evolvers who came to Yanhui Mountain would voluntarily omit the middle one in front of Prince Huang.
No matter how experienced you are, you can't create a woman who can stabilize the Queen of Luanshan, so why bother asking for trouble.
"Have another bowl!" The prince put the bowl on the table hard and used his sleeves as a towel to wipe the grease stars from the corners of his mouth. "The last time I had such a good time eating noodles, I was at the southern seaside and caught a very tender one. The big yellow croaker—that’s the big yellow flower, so beautiful.”
Huang Dashan was so nostalgic that his mouth watered.
"Fry some chopped green onion in oil, and the cooked wide noodles will make people eat it all on their tongues."
Bao Er also mixed a big bowl of noodles with chicken and fir oil. First he took a sip of hazel chicken, chicken and fir oil soup, and then vigorously mixed the noodles in the bowl.
"No, no, no, you have to eat dry noodles when you eat noodles. The hand-rolled alkaline noodles are very chewy and shiny. You must use chopsticks to pick them up high and mix them evenly, even the simplest scallion oil noodles. It can also make others greedy."
Bao Er took a sip, which was less than half a bowl, and then his expression could be said to be quite ferocious, with "angry eyes wide open."
Master Shan said,
"You know what the heck, noodle soup is the way to go. The original soup should be transformed into the original food. What our ancestors told us is absolutely correct."
"Hey, Mr. Shan, what bowl is this for you?"
"..."
Su Yourong's bright eyes peeked out from behind the noodle bowl, which was bigger than her head, and she stared at Huang Dashan with interest.
Huang Dashan was in a panic - this is what is called short-mouthed eating. If the word "no" dares to come out of his mouth, I'm afraid Su Yourong's collection of pan molds will be richer.
There were shouts from outside,
"Boss Lin, add more dishes! Braised beef intestines, radish side dishes, stewed meat, and meat dishes!"
Lin Chou agreed,
"Okay~"
Of course, the evolvers were not satisfied with eating noodles and bowls of soup. People outside said in a consultative tone,
"Boss Lin, let's steam a few more drawers of steamed buns and pack them tomorrow morning. Everyone is going to have breakfast and go for a walk in the wilderness. We want to go further and try our luck."
Lin Chou thought about it,
"No problem, if you guys can let me sleep well at night~"
A large group of evolvers suddenly burst into understanding laughter——
"Look, why don't you go to sleep tonight? Which dog is panting louder and I just anally fuck him and snore? That doesn't exist at all!"
"Yes, yes, that's the truth."
"Hey, since when can I order breakfast at Lord Poseidon's place? I'm so happy."
While they were talking, several more groups of people followed suit and ordered dishes. Naturally, the so-called big stew was indispensable, which was stewed Black Mountain wild boar in a big pot.
The stewed meat has become the most popular dish in Yanhui Mountain besides pig blood soup and beef offal soup. Hunters almost regard the stewed meat as a "rice" to fill their stomachs.
The flavor and side dishes of the big stew are randomly matched according to Lin Chou's mood. However, most of them are maitake mushrooms, potatoes, and cattail vegetables. The taste is mainly spicy. In a big pot, it is basically half a Montenegro wild boar. The quantity is always available, no need to wait, the price is affordable and breathtakingly cheap.
A large stew of ten or twenty kilograms was delivered to the evolver, and the price was only 100 circulation points - even the salt-baked chicken cost 250. What's the difference between this and giving it away for free?
Only Lin Chou has such abnormal operations. The most representative ones are the "leftovers" products of all parts of the beef except the tomahawk steak: beef offal soup, braised beef intestines, and salty stone fried products. Meat...
Don't even think about it in other places. The hairs on the bodies of high-level exotic beasts would be counted one by one and sold.
Lin Chou's helpless "blood and tears" became a huge "shine point" in the eyes of the hunters, so these guys kept shouting about "Black Heart Forest" and "Iron Rooster" every day, and the number of times they came over Not only are they rare, they are becoming more and more frequent.
It was not until five o'clock in the afternoon that the people from the base city came to an end. In addition to a feast of chicken and fir oil noodles, everyone packed at least N bottles of chicken fir oil in case of emergency.
Hunters would not easily light a fire in the wilderness for fear of attracting hordes of strange animals, unless they had a certain confidence or found a suitable and hidden location.
If you are not allowed to spend the night in the wilderness, in addition to dry barbecue, you will only have various dry foods brought from the base city - just pick it out from any hunter and ask him what is the most unbearable thing when he is on a mission. Nine times out of ten the answer will be about three meals in the wilderness.
A meal of barbecue and a meal of solid food. This is what I eat when I go on a mission 365 days a year. There are many people who suffer from psychological trauma. With these chicken concoctions, bringing a few bread and steamed buns is better than eating barbecue. Much stronger.
Lin Chou priced the half-liter canned chicken fir oil at 600 circulation points, which was very cheap. Each person was limited to one can per day.
Even so, the chicken fir oil cooked all afternoon still brought him an income of 970,000 circulation points.
Huang Dashan could not say anything about this.
"Lin Zi, you are sabotaging the market. If you sell this thing for a bargain price, aren't you afraid that other restaurants will buy it and take it back for casual use?"
Lin Chou shrugged.
"I only have Jicong here, and Mingguang is only so big. If they can throw this person away, I don't care at all."
Huang Dashan was right when he thought about it. He was afraid that from today on, all the chicken fir trees in Quan Mingguang, regardless of whether they were produced here in Lin Chou, would be labeled "Yan Huishan", which could not be wiped off.
"Besides, the output of this thing is so large, it can't rot in the ground - Bao Eryi will go back to the base city to bring some points to the alley."
"Okay," Bao Er agreed, suddenly slapping his forehead, "It's broken, the bowl of coconut milk jelly is still in the car!"
Bao Er ran out in a rage. That thing had hundreds of thousands of circulation points, and he might have gotten into what shape it was in the box.
After a while, Bao Er came in with a strange expression on his face, holding a white porcelain bowl that was still steaming slightly.
"Brother Chou, I think you will be more reliable if you go to the scientific research institute to do research than those old guys who just eat nothing. This box is not a black technology..."
Except for a few cracks on the surface, the coconut milk jelly in the white porcelain bowl was intact. It was basically no different from the one Lin Chou had just taken out.
system,
"Dip, this system has determined that this test fully meets the standards and slightly exceeds them, and the takeaway business can enter the trial operation stage.
Dishes currently available for delivery: except pig blood soup, fire tomahawk steak, and dragon-tiger fight.
Currently available delivery range: Mingguang.
Deliveryman: Bao Er.
Other terms: to be added.
Note: It is recommended that the host be compassionate and please do not have the dirty idea of arrears of wages to new employees. That will make this system feel very embarrassed. Damn it. "
Lin Chou: "..."
Damn it, God Beep System, please explain it clearly to me. When have we ever owed employees wages...
A sack for the ball?
It seems, seems, or probably really defaulted——
Ahem!
Lin Chou glanced at Chi Zhi, who seemed to be aware of it.
It is impossible to have a salary, and it is impossible to have a salary in this life. The hard work Gungun is sweating like rain while eating is the water that went into your Blood God tribe's brains at the beginning...
There is nothing wrong with worshiping someone, but I chose such a sketch-style foodie.
Lin Chou said to Bao Er,
"You should be familiar with this business, right? Do you want me to order some banner ads?"
Bao Er laughed.
"Leave it to me, have you forgotten what we do? I, Bao Er, come from a background of selling information. You don't need to worry about this kind of thing - ah, by the way, it's best to have a radio in the store. Otherwise, I won’t be able to contact you to prepare the dishes.”
"Okay, I'll leave it to you."
Lin Chou really didn't think there would be much business in the base city, and his attitude was quite casual and casual - it was easy to make money as an Evolver, and it was faster than robbery.
Huang Dashan grunted and said nothing.
(This guy is not good at doing business)
...
Tiankeng, return to ancestral land.
The entire area covered by the crystal dome was vast and snowy.
Ji Tang was lying on his back, staring blankly above. The snow flakes melted on his face and turned into water droplets and flowed to the ground. After a few seconds, they condensed into hard ice crystals.
Ji Tang's eyes seemed to have some kind of strange sparkle, and he murmured,
"It's so warm... It feels like I'm back home... Hey... How many days has it been..."
The ice that had condensed after the snow flakes melted on his body had completely frozen his clothes and hair to the ground. It could be seen that the man lying here had not moved for at least several days.
A woman's voice came from the side,
"Three days? Or five days... It feels like soaking in a hot spring while watching the snow, so beautiful..."
Another man said,
"Snow? It's so sweet! Boss... aren't you hungry..."
Ji Tang was confused for a while.
"Hungry? Why are you hungry? Oh, it seems like you haven't eaten for a long time, right..."
"I..."
"I'll lie down for a while, five minutes. In five minutes, I'll catch a strange beast and bring it back, roast it and eat it."
"Strange, I always feel like I've forgotten something."
Mingyue said,
"Boss...I seem to smell the smell of barbecue..."
"Me too."
"I..."
Ji Tang: "I'll lie down for another five minutes...just five minutes..."
Not far from this team, a bright yellow super giant chicken spit out a lot of flames from its mouth, burning a hundred-meter-long half-crocodile dragon until only the blackened bones were left, and happily picked up the bones. " "Roll" into a nest made entirely of various skeletons.
After putting it together, the giant chicken was finally satisfied. He shook his butt to shake off the snowflakes and sat down on it.
"Gugu..."
The chicken looked up at the dome, tilted its head and waited.
...
Outside the ancestral place "separated by a wall", Niu Lanshan has finally gotten rid of the influence of the maggot-like bright yellow flames of the tarsal bones and has recovered some of his physical strength.
His body was covered with the footprints of various strange animals, and there were countless wounds, large and small. His clothes were completely reduced to rags, exuding the foul smell of feces.
After lying here for so many days, all kinds of strange beasts visited his business.
Niulan Mountain is backed by the invisible "wall of air".
"Nang Xipi, no matter what you are, I'm already in love with you!"
He had just tried various methods, but he couldn't get through this "wall".
"I still don't believe it..."
Niu Lanshan picked up a stone from the ground.
"Let's go!"
The stone suddenly disappeared, as if it had traveled to another space.
Niu Lanshan's eyes suddenly widened.
"Where have you gone?"
"Like those strange beasts, did they really go to another world?"
"No, no, that's definitely not the case."
"Could this area have some connection with the Void Beast? It's strange, so why is it that I'm blocked from the outside? Is this wall equipped with fingerprint recognition?"
Niu Lanshan was distracted as he threw various things at the wall while thinking about it.
The stones and branches around him were quickly thrown away. Niu Lanshan, who was distracted, picked an object off his body, and whoosh~
"Fuck!" Niu Lanshan realized something was wrong instantly, "What the hell did I do, my unlimited walkie-talkie..."
...
"Snapped!"
A dark object suddenly hit Ji Tang's face. Ji Tang was too lazy to move and glanced sideways at Niulan Mountain across the wall.
"Haha, idiot."
beside,
"What's wrong?"
"what..."
Ji Tang said lazily,
"A walkie-talkie or something like that? That guy outside, he hasn't left yet."
"..."
"oh."
There was silence for a while.
A strange conversation began under the dome:
"Why are you leaving? It's so nice here and the scenery is beautiful."
"No need to go on a mission, no need to work, no need to think about anything. I can see this snow scene for ten years."
"You would have starved to death by then."
"Hungry? I don't feel hungry anymore..."
"Wait a minute, boss, what did you say he threw in just now?"
"Have I ever said... Let me think about it... It should look like a walkie-talkie..."
"Oh...it turns out to be a walkie-talkie..."
"We seemed to have brought a walkie-talkie before, but what happened next?"
"...eaten by a half-crocodile dragon."
"What is a walkie-talkie used for?"
"Stupid, of course it's for talking to the base city."
"That thing in the Nightmare Zone is just a brick."
"Can you please be quiet for a while? The snow is so beautiful~"
"Yeah, so beautiful."
"Shh, don't talk."
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