Wu Ke rolled his eyes angrily - I hope Mr. Wen is a person with grace, quality, tone, principle and affability, otherwise I, Wu Ke, will have no choice but to factorize.
I can’t explain it at all!
How to make Mr. Wen believe the cruel fact that he and Shen Daru lost a total of 120,000 yuan in Doudizhu in one night...
Even if Mr. Wen is relatively receptive, will he feel so embarrassed afterwards that he and Shen Daru will be beaten to physical and mental destruction?
Finished bird finished bird~
Wu Ke thought about it over and over, and instantly felt that there was no hope in life and it was too late to regret it.
Isn't this just getting rich overnight...
Phew, isn't this just someone sitting on a pot at home and coming from the sky...
This group of guys happily "congratulated" Wu Ke - you must know that drinking Lin Chou's wine will definitely not break the memory. It is guaranteed that after Wen Zhong wakes up from the wine, everything last night will be clearly displayed. In his mind, those scenes were like a movie. Who knows that high-level evolutionaries have particularly good memories.
At this time, the warlock walked into the store with three yellow heads on his head and chicken feathers on his feet.
"Ah~ good morning~"
The warlock yawned, and the many evolvers in the queue subconsciously held their breath.
Many people immediately decided to go to Zushan to breathe fresh air after finishing this meal, and purify their minds that may have been polluted by the "luck value -120" buff.
Shen Feng sneered,
"Tsk, are these all new here? You're such a coward—don't you know that the buff from the warlock is not effective here in the forest?"
This statement was a bit broad, and some people retorted,
"Hey, Boss Shen, look at you, can you stop your escaping behavior before you say this?"
"Tsk tsk tsk..."
"With this movement and this posture, it will definitely not be a problem to jump 180 meters without a mistake."
Shen Feng glanced at the two legs under the table that were somehow ready to go. It was really embarrassing.
"Ahem...misunderstanding...I'm used to it..."
However, Master Shan mercilessly exposed Shen Feng's hypocrisy.
"What a habit! You are clearly a self-preservation instinct of a little bastard who meets the top players in the industry~"
When everyone heard this, there was something in it.
"What do you mean..."
Everyone knows that the Warlock Master is a scientific researcher who specializes in the mysterious "metaphysics" research. How did he become a master of the martial arts industry?
Huang Dashan pursed his lips and chuckled sinisterly,
"Don't you know this? Our boss Shen is actually a spearman."
Everyone: "???"
So is there any necessary connection between the two?
Some people who understand have already grinned.
"Boss Shen is a spearman? I haven't heard of it...hiding it deeply, hiding it deeply..."
"Tsk, tsk, spearmen have been lucky since ancient times~"
"You're talking nonsense, it's obviously your fault!"
"Hey man, what do you mean by this??"
After Huang Dashan said this, Lin Chou remembered.
When I first met Shen Feng at the Undersea Millennium Building, he was indeed using a removable red-tassel gun more than two meters long. The barrel of the gun was very thick and heavy.
And what Shen Feng himself said was this - "Brother, I grew up with guns!"
After getting familiar with it, I never saw Shen Feng take out the big gun and use it again. He always wielded a pair of fists that could catch fire.
Lin Chou suddenly understood.
——Hey, I can’t tell, but our boss Shen is still a smart man.
Huang Dashan immediately entered a serious state where no one could find fault, and said in a heavy and slow tone,
"There are ten fortunes for spearmen in the world, Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong have eleven of them, and the remaining spearmen all over the world owe one of them!"
Everyone was stunned for half a second, their mouths gradually opened, and their chins seemed to fall off and fly back.
"Pfft~"
"Damn it, is this how the saying "E" in relationships comes about?"
"If you put it this way, it seems like you are really negative..."
I originally owed something inexplicable, but I ended up encountering a super-giant source of infection like a "debt collection" level like a warlock.
It's completely reasonable for Mr. Shen to have a guilty conscience - well, it's reasonable.
Shen Feng rolled his eyes wildly,
"That bald guy who keeps beeping, come with me to the construction site tomorrow. I think you're pretty good at arguing - why don't you stick your head over and I'll give you a buff?"
Zheng Ou on the side suddenly stood in awe of this "long-famous" Prince Huang.
There is no one who is so knowledgeable, well-founded and disciplined, and there is no role model for our generation!
"Yes, yes, that's it, that's it. My Dao Xing in capital letters is indeed too shallow~"
Of course Xiao Hong saw Zheng Ou's disgrace and thought to himself that my mother's sea hunting team took jujube pills...
With this thought in mind, she finished the food in front of her in two gulps, paid for the wine neatly, and left Zheng Ou with a fake smile on her face as she prepared to talk to Master Shan for advice.
We can't stay any longer. If Zheng Ou collides with this Huang Dashan and sparks a brilliant friendship again, it will be a disaster!
How wonderful it is to be in the dark sea, it's indescribable.
People who have been wandering around for a year and a half without encountering even a single person, what room for improvement can a person named Zheng have?
Slipping away...
When Zheng Ou was pushed away by Xiao Hong with one hand, he still shouted reluctantly,
"Prince Huang, another day, another day I will treat you to a drink when I have time...Sister, what are you in a hurry...Hey, don't fight..."
Huang Dashan was confused,
"What's the name of this thing?"
He looks very classy,
"I, Huang Dashan, am I qualified to treat any cat or dog to a drink? I don't want to lose face, right?"
Everyone was speechless.
Huang Dashan couldn't move his eyes away from the three wine jars they took away, "emmmm, actually, if it's the Colorful Snake King Wine, it's not impossible to consider..."
Everyone lowered their heads and gnawed on the buns: "Cut~"
After breakfast, Lin Chou called Bao Er via radio.
Bao Er smiled all over his face and gave Lin Chou a fist.
"A mountain of swords and a sea of fire, please give me Boss Lin's orders. Frown, we are the children of Prince Huang!"
Huang Dashan thought about it for a while.
"Fuck, where did this bastard come from to try to inherit Gu's country?"
Then the two of them laughed there feeling very sympathetic to each other.
Lin Chou rubbed his eyebrows.
"You two won't get mad at me later, you have business to do!"
Lin Chou chattered about her previous idea of letting Bao Er work as a full-time delivery rider for the restaurant, and pushed the little sheep out.
The little sheep in the shape of a child's three wheels does look a little bit shameful. Normal adults would choose to throw this thing aside to gather dust under normal circumstances-Lin Chou himself is no exception.
Bao Er was different. Bao Er almost burst into tears without being moved.
"It, it, it... ride it for me? Isn't it a bit too luxurious..."
Lin Chou once rode a little sheep when he went to a small party organized by Jiang Jieqi. He flashed his overtaking lights at a group of speedsters on the Ring Expressway - the little sheep of Gale Wind never eats ashes behind other people's cars. .
Among these guys who were overtaken by Lin Chou happened to be Xu Yin's good gay friend Xiao Lu, who loved cars very much and was beaten by the Queen of Night.
Xiaolu and Xu Yin once conspired to kidnap Xu Wenqiang and Xu Kuaishou's biological son. Xu Yin himself wanted to cheat some money, but when Xiaolu threatened to break up the vote, Xu Kuaishou said,
"My son is for you, I don't want it anymore."
Ahem, although Xiaolu Xuyin's kidnapping skills are not that good, emmmmm, of course, his drag racing skills are also terrible - but these two guys have the same temperament. They are definitely professionals when it comes to asking for gossip and gossiping about the private life of Mingguang boss. Paparazzi level.
In the circle of friends, the little green guy from the top sects is very talkative. In this case, the little sheep in the little green mouth has almost become a legendary existence in some circles of the second generation and rich people.
Although he was banned from the world before he had much success, the legend of the little sheep has been circulating in the world.
Bao Er is also in the news circle, and of course he knows it best. This is what he and the second-generation disciples who don't care about who's strength value or whether a certain evolutionary person has broken through the ranks are bragging and spanking. The only magic weapon.
"Have you ever seen a little sheep? I have!"
This sentence always attracts a lot of admiring glances.
And, what did Boss Lin say just now? Can the little sheep be left to him to ride? ?
Bao Er felt like shit, shit, shit, he was tossing and turning with only one thought:
"I'm going to be rich..."
Lin Chou didn't understand what exactly Bao Er was excited about.
"So you agree? Try riding on it first and see the effect."
"Agree, agree, whoever disagrees is a fool!"
Even if there is no welfare like a little sheep, Bao Er still wants it.
Ever since he hooked up with Lin Chou's thick legs, the situation of being squeezed up and down and beaten in between almost no longer existed. The business of the small team under him was booming. Who among the collection teams hanging around in the outer city didn't know about his second master Bao? Famous?
In order to tie himself tightly to Boss Lin, Bao Er has handed over all the management of the small team to Ma Liu, his new brother-in-law, while he concentrates on Yan Huishan.
He is said to be a takeaway rider who specializes in delivering food to the base city, but in fact he has become the spokesperson of Boss Lin~
Bao Er almost laughed out loud.
He rubbed his hands nervously and stuffed himself on top of the little sheep - even though he was on the thin side, he could only use the word "stuff", and perhaps "forcibly" should be added in front of it.
But Bao Er didn't mind, his face turned red with excitement.
Lin Chou said,
"The top speed is 900 an hour. See that red..."
"Boom~"
"Fuck ah ah ah ah... save... um... ah... life~"
"Evolved humans are different, they can speak words at this speed!" Huang Dashan set up a tent with his hands and looked at the white sonic boom cloud that gradually disappeared from his sight, "Speaking of which, this guy won't kill himself. ..”
After the little sheep jumped out, a long passage was left on the ground, and all the turf within the passage turned into green slurry, covering the ground.
Lin Chou said seriously,
"If he doesn't fall, he won't die."
After all, Little Sheep is produced by WTF System, and its quality and safety are still very guaranteed.
Huang Dashan was relieved, and put down the other hand behind his back, holding a pink helmet.
Lin Chou: "..."
Onlookers: "..."
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In what felt like only a few minutes, the little sheep reappeared in sight.
"Crunch~"
Bao Er almost climbed down from the little sheep and rolled on the grass with a squeaking sound, panting loudly.
"It feels so damn good! Exciting~"
Huang Dashan swallowed his saliva and hesitated to say,
"That...your...hairline..."
Bao Er reluctantly raised his hand and touched his forehead.
"Hairline? What do you mean...where the hell did the blood come from..."
I don't know if it was an illusion, but a group of people always felt that Bao Er's hairline had suddenly been raised a lot, and the blood that oozed out was the evidence.
Huang Dashan raised the helmet in his hand, suddenly feeling more confident.
"You bastard, I wanted to remind you to wear a helmet just now, but you ran out before Lin Zi could finish his words. You're going to die!"
Bao Er squeezed out a distorted and trembling smile,
"Thank you. I'm just so excited that I can't remember this!"
Everyone: "..."
So what, don't be stunned, get up quickly and kneel down to thank your savior, right?
Bao Er touched his scalp with lingering fear.
"Hey, I went, it was too fast. I subconsciously used my ability. It felt like I was at the base of the Mingguang City Wall in the blink of an eye. Fortunately, I, Bao Er, also often ride a light motorcycle, a beautiful He drifted and turned back, leaving the guys who had just left the city stunned, hahaha!"
"..."
We think we are all fools, drifting and drifting at a speed of Mach+, maybe we are going to turn into a humanoid Armstrong gyro-accelerating Armstrong cannon!
Bao Er vowed,
"I'm mentally prepared this time. It's absolutely reliable to ride again. I, Bao Er, am still very talented in speed!"
Lin Chou took out a boxy incubator with the words "Lin's Restaurant" on it from nowhere, and clicked it onto the little sheep's butt, making it a perfect fit.
Then put a beautiful porcelain bowl with the lid into the insulating box.
"Well, here's a sea stone cauliflower custard. You ride from here to uptown and back, as fast as you can - wear a helmet and be safe."
Bao Er: "..."
My dear brother, how can you trust me so much?
Everyone's eyes were weird.
They bet that the "jelly" with 200,000 circulation points would be more effective than spinning it in a centrifuge for two hours. It might be able to be separated into eighteen layers and layer-by-layer boundary lines. Clear and colorful!
The sound of the little sheep faded away.
Huang Dashan sighed so much,
"I feel so bad. Just give him a bowl of pig blood soup. What kind of coconut milk jelly should I use?"
This was certainly not Boss Lin's idea, so he couldn't bear it.
Goubi System claims to be testing the stability of a new product - that is, the box that looks so simple that it looks like the box that comes with buying soy sauce.
Lin Chou himself didn't hold out much hope. Judging from the past situation, the power of the system boss was basically limited to the Yanhui Mountain area, and it was very unreliable beyond this boundary.
He once suspected that the system was not attached to him at all, but was planted in Yanhui Mountain like the home tree.
Wu Ke said,
"Brother Chou is going to deliver food to your door. Hey, we should have fought for business with the gang of half-hearted and black-hearted chefs in Base City a long time ago, but there is no need to use such a terrifying means of transportation... I can't help but look at this speed. My eyes hurt..."
Lin Chou remained silent.
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