Lin Chou's handfuls of crabs were not enough for the guys at the door. He drank more than sixty bottles of five liters of Feizhai Happy Water alone. Just tell me how many crabs he ate.
In the end, Lin Chou couldn't hold himself back any longer. Was Shen Daru's class a meal like this? ?
afterwards.
Shen Daru was refreshed and smiling, sitting in the shop while grading papers and sipping wine. Sometimes he arranged the peanuts on the plate into the character "hui" and sometimes into the character "mu".
Sikong and Zhao Ziyu seemed to be exhausted. They didn't even enter the store, so they just sat next to the threshold, grinning and panting.
Everyone couldn't stand it anymore, mainly because Sikong's physique made people worried about whether he would just pass away.
"Tsk, Sikong, I have been cruel this time."
"Either tell everyone"
"Shhh!!"
The warlock looked like he had learned something.
When he was excited, the skeleton frame suddenly jumped all over the floor from the cuffs, trouser legs and other places uncontrollably.
——The couple Chen Qingyu and Song Qingyun were so frightened when they saw this style of painting for the first time that they almost drove over it.
The big-breasted lady who just walked out of the coconut tree hut muttered unhappily,
"I just told the boss that it would affect the business."
Akazhi is very happy today.
Breakfast was crab, and by the end of the meal, the group of people had not used many plates in total, so her workload was reduced a lot.
He walked to the animal pen at the back and dragged Xiaoqing by his tail, spread out this guy whose length was measured in hundreds of meters, and turned over.
She was very worried that Xiaoqing would develop "bedsores". When she looked at Xiaoqing a few days ago, clumps of dog urine and moss had begun to appear in the soil where Xiaoqing was coiled.
Xiao Qing is the number one younger brother of the Blood God. If the Blood God is disfigured, won't he also lose face?
However, no matter how the big-breasted lady spreads out the little greens to dry them evenly, after a night, the little greens will still be coiled up into a hollow tower shape with only one side exposed to light, round, without edges, and a bit flat. It looked like some kind of super giant creature was pulling a colorful mess behind the restaurant.
Chi just straightened Xiaoqing's head and straightened the thicker-looking snake in its mouth, so that it would be easier to swallow. Even when he was unconscious, the giant snake was still swallowed by Xiaoqing. Swallow it into your stomach bit by bit.
But progress is very slow, excruciatingly slow.
Xiaoqing's strike indirectly caused her boss's [Snake gallbladder*Colorful Snake King Wine] mass production plan to be put on hold. The inventory has not been updated for a long time, but it seems that the boss is not so angry that he wants to put the number one boy in the pot.
"Yourong? Yourong! Get up quickly~!"
After playing with Xiao Qing, Chi Zhi called Su Yourong's name and took out a dinner plate from the kitchen - there were drunken crabs, bad chicken, rice porridge and even a few ham rice balls, which Lin Chou left for her and You. breakfast.
After entering the coconut tree hut, the comfortable and soft thick velvet quilt was crumpled into a ball and fell to the ground. Su Yourong was gone.
Akazhi: "???"
Si Gouzi poked his head out from the small roof of the coconut tree, growled with a tooth that was at least half a meter long, and looked very unhappy.
After Chi Zhi walked over, he saw Su Yourong, wearing a pajamas with the cartoon character of Mr. Gungun, lying on Si Gouzi's back, with his head stuck directly into the thick fur, like a cute black and white plaster.
Even small purrs came from the fur.
Si Gouzi looked at the busty sister innocently,
"Wow~"
I just ate some crab shells and chicken bones and when I turned around, I had this thing on my body, which made the dog very panic!
Chi Zhi pulled Su Yourong's head out of Si Gouzi's body very neatly.
"Sleep, sleep, sleep. It's already eleven o'clock and you're still sleeping. Be careful that your master doesn't want you anymore. Is there anyone like you who can be an apprentice? I heard from the hunter that other apprentices can just bring out a history of blood and tears. Write a novel and wake up! Hurry up!”
Su Yourong took advantage of the situation and pressed on the busty sister's big breasts, and squeezed her little head hard,
"No more sleep, just for a while."
Chi placed the dinner plate next to Su Yourong and shook it. The dazed little Yourong immediately sniffed.
“What’s delicious?”
His little hands were scratching around, touching the things on the plate and putting them in his mouth.
"Aww click!"
The bright white silver teeth and the cyan crab claws came into close contact, making a loud sound.
"Ah, it hurts so much, my tooth is broken."
The big-breasted lady is simply unable to complain.
Lin Chou came over.
"what happened?"
Su Yourong felt aggrieved, puffed out her cheeks and said nothing, glaring at the crab angrily.
When he saw Yourong's unconscious appearance, Lin Chou said with a smile,
"Why are you waking her up so early? It's time for her to grow. Let her sleep more."
The big-breasted lady suddenly widened her eyes——
Hey, hey, boss, I'm the one who gets up at 3:30 to help you brush crabs!
The big-breasted sister muttered,
"Then it's time for me to grow taller."
Lin Chou has a black question mark face,
"What did you say?"
That's it,
Still growing taller?
What's the long body?
What kind of body does it have?
The big-breasted girl curled her lips and said nothing arrogantly.
"Sack of Balls"
Lin Chou looked at Chi Zhi up and down, speaking with fear,
"You're not going to continue to grow taller, are you?"
The big-breasted sister snorted,
"I am the youngest among all the praying girls in the tribe to receive the inheritance at a young age - although the sudden death of the previous generation of praying girls caused the inheritance to be incomplete, my talent is the best. I can do many things that the praying girls at their peak could not do. Yes, my blood lines are real blood red, not blue! This means that my strength will continue to grow until I reach adulthood, and my body is just incidental!"
Lin Chou seemed to have discovered something particularly terrifying.
"Fuck you, you, you, you, you are underage??"
The big-breasted lady crossed her arms, and then lowered her arms - this posture was heavy and tiring.
"of course not!"
Lin Chou was stunned,
"It's impossible for me to go. How is it possible?"
You don’t even believe what you say about ghosts!
"So how old are you this year?"
Chi only said,
"Twenty-four."
"Pfft" Lin Chou spat, "Are you kidding me? Isn't your definition of adulthood a bit too heavy-handed?"
The big-breasted sister had a bit of disdain in her tone.
Just like we can't figure out why Mingguang people care so much about strange numbers like age, you can't understand the rules in the tribe - for us, the only way we can reach adulthood is when our strength is close to the peak that we can reach through natural growth. Sign, great strength will make all ages meaningless. "
What is the lifespan of an evolver?
When Lin Chou thought about it, it seemed that their "rules" were indeed very high-end~
but,
"Haha, go wash the dishes!!"
""
When it was almost noon, Xiao Qiu, who was under the control of her father-in-law and had runny nose and tears, sent Lin Chou a truckload of large radishes.
Lin Chou wanted to give him money, but Xiao Qiu's father-in-law didn't want him alive, so he insisted on saying that he should treat the cart of carrots as an apology.
Then he explained in detail how this radish would become the same as an ordinary radish in other lands and outside Xiao Qiu's hands - the seeds can be given, but others cannot grow them.
"Hey, what the hell is analyzed by this system??"
"Dip, make sure that all radishes are subtly connected to this person. Even if they are grown systematically, their quality cannot be guaranteed."
Lin Chou was surprised.
"What kind of operation is this? Does he still have an old carrot king who has recognized his master?"
The system answered,
"It belongs to a different kind of origin shackles. It has similar functions to the host and Yanhui Mountain, but it cannot reach the same level."
"But he is not an evolver!"
System current word,
"Although it is thin, there is no doubt that the source is working in its body, which the host cannot do."
The system is hidden.
Lin Chou thought for a long time,
"Damn it, are you despising the cruel fact that I am an insulator?"
Xiao Qiu's father-in-law asked cautiously,
"Your Excellency"
Lin Chou coughed,
"Well, it's okay. Actually, I won't use so much. I'll send someone to pick it up when I need it. No need to send it away, Bao Er, you know that, right?"
"I know, I know!"
I left with a lot of gratitude.
Huang Dashan said strangely,
"Who is this old guy? He seems to fall over when the wind blows. Why are you wandering here? Is this wilderness so reassuring now? Any ordinary person would dare to come and take a look."
Lin Chou said,
"The radish in the high-footed bamboo basket that day belonged to his family."
"Oh~"
Huang Dashan stared at the backs of the two of them for a long time.
"Another lucky guy - I guess you don't know, that jealous old bastard, even I dare not be jealous now! He will crush you to death sooner or later!"
Lin Chou replied,
"Those who have craftsmanship should be proud."
Huang Dashan muttered,
"If he can smash a few strange beasts to death with a jar of vinegar, then that's called craftsmanship. What can he cook with this carrot?"
"I haven't thought about anything else yet, but I can use the Angry Frog Hot Pot first. Well, it would also be good to make a salted side dish. It's hard to make such delicious radish."
Mr. Shan said casually - "I'm not happy that there are no new dishes to eat."
"Is your crispy fish still good? After I went back last time, I heard a lot of people talking about it. It's ridiculous. If you don't make money, you have to wait for three months. Lin Zi, don't be stupid in cooking~"
Lin Chou got a little angry when he mentioned this.
After the Marmot incident and Mr. Gungun thinking about it all day long, the fish in the fish farming section must have been cleared out three or four times ago. Now the fish in the back mountain stream are all "newcomers" summoned by the buggy system. ".
Yes, yes, but the extension of the deadline is inevitable.
"Wait a little longer. I'll check the quality after feeding it for a while."
Master Shan said,
"Also, I heard people say that there is a guy who came all the way to your place by car. I originally wanted to order all of them, but he is an ordinary person and can't eat it. I want to order a sea stone flower coconut custard." It’s a waste to say that eating it is a waste for adults. In the final calculation, the bus fare is 6,000 and the meal is 800. This is a joke, you know?"
""
Mr. Shan continued,
"I'm not telling you, don't underestimate ordinary people. Are the ordinary people who can come here just ordinary people? They are all glistening scapegoats. What they eat is of the same quality, boss. Are you stupid to come all the way to the wilderness to eat a meal worth 800 circulation points, or are they crazy? The pricing of your food cannot all depend on the level, you know!"
Mr. Shan glanced around and lowered his voice.
"You have to do something 'cheating' and 'packaging' - for example, what is this radish supposed to be, a salted side dish? How much are you going to sell it for?"
Lin Chou huffed for a while,
“But the pickles are all given away.”
Although he is black, a certain Lin Hei should still have principles, right?
If you have to pay for radish and pickles, it would be a bit ugly to eat.
Huang Dashan hates that iron cannot become steel.
"I'm so sure! Your title of pure black iron rooster was not derived from blackmail at all, but from digging out!"
""
"The thing that I worked so hard for is just given away. I'm messing with you. Can you understand that if you don't get a good product at a high-quality price, it will taste like cabbage in your mouth?"
""
Damn it, why do you all sound so reasonable even though I am the boss? !
What's more, there is absolutely no reason for our Boss Lin to reject Huang Dashan's malicious opinions and suggestions.
Huang Dashan wanted to continue to trick ordinary people, so Bao Er rode a motorcycle up the mountain.
"Boss Lin, boss Lin, there is news about the mushroom-picking Xiaohong. Their ship has arrived in the waters near Mingguang. I sent someone specifically to inform you that the goods will be delivered to the shore tomorrow or the day after tomorrow."
Lin Chou thought to himself, what a coincidence, this is called good things coming in pairs?
"Okay, you can pick her up at the port for me when the time comes. I won't go."
"okay!"
"Boom~"
The motorcycle roared away.
Huang Dashan and a group of evolvers looked in disbelief.
"What kind of motorcycle is this? It's too fast! Has the scientific research institute finally solved the remains of the hybrid system that was discovered eight hundred years ago?"
"The one just now had to be at least three hundred and five, no, more than four hundred!"
"How about we go to the scientific research institute and ask? This needs to be placed on an off-road vehicle."
Lin Chou interrupted,
"Don't think about it, that's Bao Er's alienation ability and has nothing to do with motorcycles."
Everyone was angry.
"Damn it, I forgot that this old boy is already an evolved human being."
"Accelerate to three hundred and fifty in one second?"
After hearing this, Lin Chou was eager to think about it:
If the little sheep is given to Bao Er to ride on, will it be able to fly into the sky just by twisting the accelerator?
The original speed limit of the little sheep was 900 kilometers per hour, and then Bao Er's buff increased it~
emmmmm, think about a children's tricycle dragging a sonic boom cloud at speeds exceeding Mach 1, and from time to time there will be an Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon
Phew, actually we wanted to talk about Thomas, giant loops and other fancy moves.
Damn it!
Can it be regarded as a special performance of Yanhui Mountain Lin’s Restaurant? It’s much more fun than watching a circus show!
Moreover, there are little sheep protecting Bao Er, so he won't get hurt even if he picks his feet while eating. It's absolutely reliable.
It seems that we have to talk to Bao Er.
ball sack
Lin Chou suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and a bold idea took shape:
If we get a more stable hanging box behind the little sheep, those wealthy and gleaming gangsters in Mingguang will be able to prepare for the gusty wind-like takeout delivery!
The entire Mingguang is fully covered and the output is crazy. If the delivery time exceeds ten minutes, I lose. Which chef dares to do this?
This guy is really a genius~
——Of course, the premise is that this genius can handle the terrible dog beeping system.
Thinking of this, Lin Chou said with a shy face,
"My lovely Lord System, did you lose this silver kidney, this golden kidney, or this colorful waist?"
This time the system did not hesitate and responded immediately.
"Hey, the host suggestion is being analyzed for feasibility."
Lin Chou: "Hey?"
"The template is under construction."
Lin Chou: "Damn it, system, do you often peek into my thoughts? You are very familiar with the business."
"Working on sorting out my thoughts."
Lin Chou: ""
He hesitates to speak
