Chapter 871: Intrusion

Style: Science Author: Qin ShanguanWords: 4553Update Time: 24/01/12 08:48:21
Could it be that Uncle Tiger has some misunderstanding about the career of being a cook?

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Lin Chou pinched her chin. Could it be that, unknowingly, we have reached the level of being able to "bully others" in the eyes of others?

This feeling, when you think about it, is really wonderful!

Uncle Tiger said suspiciously,

"Your expression is not very good."

Erhu rushed out of the room waving an extra thick, extra black and covered book and added,

"Brother Chou, you look so much like a villain when you smile like this. In the previous chapter of the novel, a dog used his power to bully people, rape, plunder, and do all kinds of evil. Then he pinched his chin and showed a subtle sneer of contentment. Then the scene in the next chapter will be completed, with at most one line. 'Hey, don't move the lunch box, let me do it', and then hang up."

Lin Chou's expression was really subtle now.

Erhu had a very strong desire to survive. He immediately placed the notebook on his head and pretended to gain favorability points. He bowed sideways and saluted.

"Brother Chou is lucky~ Brother Chou doesn't need to use his power to bully others. Brother Chou is my own power, huh huh!"

Uncle Tiger slapped him on the ground,

"Damn it, have you finished your homework?"

The book on Erhu's head fell to the ground with a bang, his whole body trembling.

Uncle Tiger snorted coldly,

"The martial arts school has been too easy on these brats in the past two years. How can it be compared with the training volume of the martial arts school twenty years ago? What the hell is this?"

The thick black book was lying on the ground casually, and he turned to a page with many messy graphics drawn on it.

Uncle Tiger read,

"Plane rectangular coordinate system complex function curve left"

Uncle Tiger was stunned.

"I know every word of this when taken individually, but why can't I understand it when they are put together?"

Erhu cried,

"Homework, this is cultural class homework. Dad, there are also [Ancient History], [Modern History], [Chronicles of Cataclysms], [Alienation Evolution Theory] and [Big Data Catastrophe Analysis Survival Guide] in the house. Do you want to read it too? You still can’t understand it.”

Lin Chou: ""

Wucao, it’s really not easy for children nowadays.

Uncle Tiger's face was full of embarrassment, and then he flew into a rage.

"Fuck, you little bastard, you haven't finished all your homework? Go and do your homework! Do you still have time to hang out? See if I don't beat you to death!"

The two tigers were beaten until they howled and ran away.

Uncle Hu calmed down the rebellion and said easily,

"Where were we?"

""

Lin Chou thought about it for a moment.

"Go and have a look when you have time. Maybe I know him but have just forgotten."

Lin Chou is actually not too vain about these big families.

Listening to Uncle Hu's words, he also wants to be reasonable, but the boy named Qiu is a bit stubborn - not to mention that we are all familiar with the best families in the entire base city, so panic~!

"Uncle Tiger, what is the Zhang family doing? The garrison? The warrior family?"

Anyway, it doesn’t cost any money, just learn a little bit about it and get it done in a targeted manner.

Uncle Tiger rolled his eyes.

"What if the kid from the above three types is still alive? Which one can reason with you? I heard that he is a very powerful business family, I am not sure."

"oh."

This wave is stable.

Business families and so on, the Nian family and the Su family are also very strong. They should have a common language.

"I'll be there in a moment. I'll rest assured after I get the carrot thing sorted out."

Uncle Tiger nodded happily,

"good."

While the two were talking, Dasha kept walking around the stone stove, glancing into the room from time to time.

——Dasha is hungry again.

The wooden door of the yard opened with a creak, and Sister-in-law Hu walked in with Leng Han and Bu Nanzhi.

Sister-in-law Hu was smiling brightly, and she felt as if she had fulfilled her long-cherished wish in life.

Leng Han looked the same as Bu Nanzhi, with his face a little red and his head hanging a little low.

"Um??"

Lin Chou wondered why Leng Han looked a little different. As for what was different, it was just different!

Lin Chou blinked, and sent a compliment in time,

"emmmmm, she looks even more beautiful. Damn, why did I say that?"

Mrs. Hu put her hands on her hips and let out a proud laugh like a big wooden bucket filled with soy sauce.

"Girl, let me just say it. As a man, although you understand, you are still a bit immature~"

Leng Han remained silent, but looked at Lin Chou with something a little more in his eyes.

Bu Nanzhi muttered,

"Hmph, a real man, cute big breasts, vulgar!"

Lin Chou: "???"

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The brightness of Lin Chou's sight is +1, and Lin Chou's sight is blocked.

——Lin Chou's pupils are dilated!

"Should I go to your bed?"

Sister-in-law Hu almost died of anger.

"Are you blind? When did you become blind? Why would a poor woman choose to have sex with her? This girl is just tied up all the time. You have such bad eyesight!"

Lin Chou bit her tongue.

"Oh, no wonder I feel something is different but can't notice it."

Leng Han's eyebrows suddenly stood up.

What"

The surrounding temperature dropped sharply, and it was like looking at others through a layer of frosted glass.

He stretched out his hand and caught n small ice flowers.

All this means that Cold Tyrannosaurus is emotionally unstable and unhappy.

(I’m sorry, what did I say wrong?)

Lin Chou was having a lot of drama in his heart at this moment, and it was embarrassing that he couldn't act out.

Bu Nanzhi whispered to Leng Han,

"You are wearing a giant ugly half-shaped hard leather armor, and there are two monsters on the mountain, a big one and a small one. It is normal for a straight man like him not to notice it for a while."

Leng Han looked at the hard leather armor on his upper body in confusion.

"real?"

Bu Nanzhi nodded,

"Of course it's true. So, as we discussed just now, what should you do at this time?"

Leng Han twisted his eyebrows, which were as sharp as swords, and said uncertainly,

"Should we refer to situation 13, should we act coquettishly?"

Bu Nanzhi sighed,

"What happens after you act like a spoiled child?"

Leng Han hesitated and said,

"Hit him?"

Bu Nanzhi sighed again,

"That's situation four! And it's not called hitting him! It's called hitting his chest with a small fist! Forget it, don't you think that as a woman, you lack a beautiful dress that can properly highlight your figure?"

Leng Han suddenly realized,

"Oh! I understand."

He pinched his fingers and didn’t know what he was thinking.

Bu Nanzhi sighed for the third time,

"Why is there no movement again?"

Leng Han was stunned and felt guilty.

“There’s more??”

"Buy, buy, buy! Street shopping with your boyfriend is one of the most emotionally nurturing events. Besides, shouldn't the next step when you are short of clothes be to buy clothes?!"

Leng Han: "Buy it? Why buy it? Of course I have to go to Grandma Yue to order it!"

"One, that one-million-piece tailor shop?" Bu Nanzhi held her chest and almost shed tears, "Miss Leng, I am the one who gives you advice and helps you, why do you come here?" ——Does it really feel pleasurable to hurt me?”

Leng Han's eyes flickered, as if he understood something, and suddenly said,

"I think you are more professional than Sister Qingyu. Hmm, think about it. Can you be my number three consultant?"

""

Bu Nanzhi felt so tired:

This new good friend I have met, who is very close to me, seems to have exactly the same attributes as the wooden pile opposite!

Lin Chou felt so tired:

Go, why do I suddenly feel that there is another mysterious force from the East that is targeting me!

Intuition told Lin that if he continued like this, he would be killed.

First it was Sister Qingyu, and now an unknown Bu Nanzhi appeared.

i also need Gu (liao) and ask (ji)!

No white lotus, no green tea, no blue. Just give me a normal person - of course, it would also be nice if there is a master like the legendary "Snake Master".

Uncle Tiger glared at Sister-in-law Hu angrily.

Not to be outdone, Sister-in-law Hu stared back at Uncle Tiger and gave her middle finger.

Uncle Tiger's face suddenly became stiff and ferocious.

Health bar -10010.

Uncle Tiger was speechless for a long time and then said,

"Linzi, how about we go to the south of the city first? That kid?"

Lin Chou nodded,

"Okay, let's go then."

Uncle Hu happily agreed and shouted at the top of his lungs,

"Erhuzi, little bastard, come out here!!"

Erhu's muffled and reluctant voice came from the door.

"I won't go out"

Uncle Tiger was very happy.

"Little boy, go to the pond with Calabash Boy to take a look. Yesterday, I lowered a few cages and brought them back to cook the fish. Then I went to Calabash Child's house to scoop some miso and boil the wild boar meat on the eaves. Wait. I’ll come back with your Brother Chou!”

Erhu showed his head,

"Really? You're not going to beat me up? Hey, I'm going to go right away, Brother Chou, please come back quickly!"

Dasha was also happy, pounding his voice and breathing,

"Er Hu and I are catching fish, and I know how to catch fish!"

Lin Chou was helpless,

Ah Leng, you"

He is a little worried now. What should he call Leng Han? Is it really possible to call him something weird like 'A Leng'?

Leng Han said,

"I'll drive you there. I just heard from Mrs. Hu that things will be easy to handle."

"OK."

Bu Nanzhi said,

"Then I won't go. I'm just waiting for a meal. I haven't eaten in an alley in my whole life!"

Leng Han drove, Uncle Hu and Lin Chou sat in the back, and set off with a rumble.

Leng Han took the Ring Expressway and reached the south of the city in no time.

Uncle Hu sighed and said,

"When Lin Zi's father was still there, we two brothers went to the beach together, did some work and brought back some meat. It would take ten or twenty days to come back. It's great to have a car."

Lin Chou looked at the surrounding scenery,

"At that time, there were a few fish that were very happy to eat. Dad could also bring back a lot of dried kelp and sea cabbage to make soup and stew. It was delicious!"

And he said,

"Is the farmland here in such a state of ruin?"

"Yes, more than half of them are out of production. This year's food supply is very difficult. Normally, the price of rice in the No. 11 Market is two and a half points per catty. Yesterday, the price has increased to three and a half points, and it will continue to rise."

Lin Chou said nothing, thinking in his mind whether he should find something to do for the old neighbors in the alley. Although he would usually send some things back to supplement their income, it was not a long-term solution after all.

Leng Han turned around and asked,

"Uncle, is this here?"

"Well, that's it."

Not long after getting off the crossing, there was a place similar to a village, surrounded by farmland and pastures. There was also a lintel on the road with the vague words "Agricultural Products District No. 47" written on it.

Uncle Hu pointed to a tall courtyard wall and said,

"This is it, huh? These are the cars at the door."

Lin Chou saw a small pink car with a familiar painting style inside, and immediately felt something bad.

"Damn it, uncle, someone is taking your business!"

Isn't this Forgiveness's car? No one but her would paint a good wilderness tank into such a damn paint job. Why is she here?

Leng Han pressed the horn twice, the door opened, and someone immediately came out to greet him.

"Hello, are you the adults of the Zhang family? Everyone is inside, please come in."

After parking the car, several people entered the yard.

There were a lot of people in the yard, and there were even four or five very powerful evolvers. Potted plants were among them, chatting and laughing with the two old men.

A young man was sitting on his knees with his face covered in black and gray and his body tied with knots. He should be Xiao Qiu himself.

There was also a pretty girl standing next to him, her belly slightly showing.

Lin Chou gritted his teeth.

“Potted plants!!!”

When Zuo Chen heard the sound, he turned around with a smile and made a gesture as if he was about to pounce on him and "throw the baby swallow into the forest".

"Wow, Brother Chou is finally here~"

"Rustling, clicking."

However, she did not succeed in running over. Instead, she was staggered by a large group of fierce breath that made the air crackle with freezing coldness, and her whole body was covered with a layer of white frost.

Several evolvers over there immediately became furious.

"Dare you disrespect the master of the house? I'll blind you!"

Two big-bodied evolvers stood in front of the potted plants like a city wall, making foul noises.

"Look at me." He was only halfway through his harsh words when his expression suddenly changed, "Fuck Lieutenant General Leng, please spare my life."

The little potted plant has a pale face, forcing a smile.

"Ah, Sister Leng is here too?"

Leng Han simply ignored her.

Not knocking over a certain pot on the spot is already a huge honor. In short, Comrade A Leng looked at all the creatures in Yanhui Mountain except Lin and Qiu.

Everyone with green hair and black hair has evil intentions.

There are two cute balls, they can be rubbed and kneaded to look cute - and the most important thing is, there is absolutely no amount of breast milk!

Ah Leng's eyes were cold. This green-haired one didn't like Bilian the most, and he was still so young and had great potential, so he had to be careful.

If someone knows something, I'd probably be happy.

Even if it's an imaginary enemy, as long as it's connected to something you care about, it's worth being happy.

The others were immediately startled when they heard the names of the two evolvers.

"Damn it, Lieutenant General Leng is not that Lieutenant General Leng."

"It's over, it's over, the Zhang family is over."

The little face of the potted plant turned to Lin Chou,

"Hey, Brother Chou, you're late. We've already agreed."

She had a large piece of paper in her hand with dense writing on it.

"The contract was signed and fingerprints were pressed."

Lin Chou pulled the paper and looked at it a few times.

"Your uncle, whose surname is Pan Quan! Why the hell do you want so many dried radish hairs??"

The contract was full of details, from marrying the little girl named Zhang to Xiao Qiu, keeping the technology secret, and purchasing it at a guaranteed price from growing 20 acres of radish land every year to ten times the planting volume.

The term is the maximum number of years allowed by the Development Committee, which is twenty-nine years.