Lin Chou said nothing and listened happily.
She didn't even have to say four sentences before Mrs. Hu was so impatient that she had already finished reading the note.
"Go, go, I think that nook is good. Go squat there and tell me, Lin Zi Dasha, the three of us will go into the house and start a meal. My sister-in-law will prepare delicious food for you~"
Lin Chou felt that he was at a disadvantage again:
Three mothers
Sister-in-law Hu pushed Uncle Tiger to stagger, and then the skill was canceled lightly.
A set of movements was performed very smoothly, as if it had been practiced hundreds of times.
Uncle Tiger muttered,
"What's wrong? I'm just squatting in a corner? There's someone else in the car!"
Sister-in-law Hu narrowed her eyes slightly and pointed out,
"My girl is shy. You guys are surrounding me like you're watching monkeys. Who dares to come out?"
Everyone was laughing and laughing but wouldn't leave.
Instead, his eyes became more and more unscrupulous - just looking at it, we don't believe you have been hiding in the car and not getting out!
"Hey, our alley has become famous, and the children are doing well, but I always feel that there is something missing. What are the shortcomings that everyone says?" A voice came from the crowd, "I think it's just that we have been doing this for more than ten years. There is no such thing as a big wedding and the excitement is great. The three melons and two dates in my hands are so hot that I always want to give them away, tsk tsk~"
Another human said,
"Why don't you come out yet? Lin Zi's father left early. As elders, don't we have to keep an eye on Lao Lin?"
"An ugly daughter-in-law must meet her parents-in-law sooner or later~"
While you were chatting with each other in a lively manner over there, the passenger door flew up and hit the alley wall, and a large gray brick collapsed into pieces.
"Oops~"
Bu Nanzhi was startled, her naturally rosy face turned even redder, and she stood beside the car at a loss.
She pulled out a purple exotic animal skin wallet.
"Whose wall is this? I will pay for it."
Bu Nanzhi said angrily,
“Every time I have a good fight, I can’t control my strength, I’m so angry!”
Mrs. Hu's eyes lit up.
Although everyone in the alley was frightened by the terrifying force of flying the car door, their eyes still flew towards him with "chuacha" eyes.
Uncle Hu first glanced at Bu Nanzhi, then frowned, not knowing what he was thinking.
Sister-in-law Hu said,
"It's okay, it's okay. That's Lin Zi's wall. You two can handle it yourself."
Lin Chou: ""
Bu Nanzhi looked at Lin Chou doubtfully.
"Is this your home?"
Before Lin Chou could speak, he was pulled aside by Uncle Hu.
Uncle Tiger said extremely seriously,
"Lin Zi, how did you do this? You were too young last time, and this one is even worse. Even if Lao Lin is still here, he will definitely not agree - she must be at least fifth level, right? Can't mess with you. Do you know that the higher the level of evolution, the more difficult it is to get a doll?"
Ball sack!
Lin Chou said that actually I wanted to say that she has nothing to do with me orz~
"boom."
The car door rang on the other side, and the voices in the alley disappeared in an instant.
Leng Han, dressed in black, just stood there, like a refrigerator with excessive power.
There was obviously no change in the temperature, but most of the people present shivered violently.
Aura, well, this is aura.
Leng Han glanced at Lin Chou, and suddenly stretched out his hand to Uncle Hu - it looked like he wanted to shake hands.
"Hello, uncle, I am Leng Han."
Uncle Tiger said "Ah" for a long time, then rubbed his hands vigorously on his clothes, "Okay, okay, okay!"
This meaning couldn't be more clear.
——You have recognized the wrong person. I am the real owner. I may not say it, but you can definitely see it.
Sister-in-law Hu’s eyes brightened even more,
"This is good, this is good, both are good, this is more beautiful"
There was silence.
After a long time, a middle-aged man in his forties with a stubble and a sigh suddenly said tremblingly,
"Hey, this girl is so damn beautiful!"
Lin's sad face turned green.
This was the first time in such a long time that he heard someone praise Leng Han with "damn" and "beautiful" - because most people don't have the hard, unyielding bones and willingness to die like a certain Huang Prince. soul.
As a result, the uncle said something again, he was very confident,
"Girl, you are so beautiful. We in the forest are really lucky!"
Leng Han blinked, raised the corners of his mouth, and actually smiled.
Eh? ? ?
Sister-in-law Hu suddenly jumped over and almost hugged General Leng, who was a head taller than her, in her arms.
"Oh, let me take a look, sister-in-law. This girl is so handsome~"
He touched his little hands and pinched his cheeks,
"Hey, this skin is so tender that it's so tender--she's an evolutionist, right? She can't hang out with those careless guys every day. Look, such a good foundation is a little tanned, Our Mingguang Sea Breeze is poisonous. You are young and cannot take it seriously. When you are as old as my sister-in-law, you will not be able to take care of her, you know?"
This is not the end.
Under the gaze of Lin Chou's wildly bouncing eyeballs, Mrs. Hu patted Leng Han's shoulders hard, caressed her collarbone with both hands and swept them to both sides, "stroking" all the way to her waist.
What the hell is Mrs. Hu going to do?
Lin Chou couldn't react at all. What should I say now to explain this "package" of events to Leng Han clearly so that she wouldn't go berserk on the spot?
"It's a good figure, eh~" Sister-in-law Hu was furious, "How can a child like you use this thing? You are so ignorant. How can this be done? This is not okay, absolutely not!"
It was a real "slap" pat on Leng Han's back, and the sound could be heard several meters away!
The hair on Lin Chou's body stood up, and he rushed out in one stride, ready to separate the two of them.
There was only one thought in my mind: someone is going to die!
Unexpectedly, Leng Han lowered his eyebrows.
"Well, sometimes work is inconvenient."
Sister-in-law Hu snorted, rolled her eyes at Leng Han, and pulled her towards her home.
While shouting sharply at the others,
"Look, look, look! Go home and see your mother! Have you never seen a beautiful woman? Get out of here! Let's go, girl, follow the sister-in-law into the house, go in and talk! Xiao Lin! Don't follow me, we two have a whisper. !”
Bu Nanzhi also followed in.
Everyone was laughing and joking, and when they saw Mrs. Hu and others getting into the door, they dispersed.
Lin Chou maintained the posture of about to jump out for a full minute: ""
Leng Han, actually, still, didn't go berserk?
Uncle Tiger said,
"Come on, let's go in and sit for a while."
Lin Chou swallowed his saliva and did not move.
Dasha immediately took three steps back.
"I'm not going! I don't want to get beaten!"
Well, in Dasha’s impression, no one has ever dared to use words like “f*ck” in front of Leng Han, and no one (not even a woman) dared to pinch her like fresh vegetable leaves. He pinched her here and there, and even slapped her on the back.
He will be beaten to death! !
Uncle Tiger was confused.
"What did this silly boy say? Let's go to my place. Didn't you listen to your sister-in-law Hu that you wanted to talk to that girl?"
But the smile is very bright,
"Lin Zi, this girl is pretty good, um, she's young, just be young!"
Uncle Hu still remembers the old woman he met when he went to Yanhui Mountain last time, with an appearance that brought disaster to the country and the people. After coming back, he was completely worried - it seems that the girl's sorcerer's surname is Wei?
Lin Chou's attention was not focused on Uncle Hu at all. He had good hearing and could vaguely hear the whispered conversation between Sister Hu and Leng Han coming from the yard:
"The girl's surname is Leng? My sister-in-law, who is also cold-tempered, doesn't dislike you. People in our alley have nothing to say. Lin Zi's father left early. Lin Zi can be said to have grown up under the watch of me and the fierce-looking tiger next door. Well, after Lin Zi’s mother died, I still raised that boy for a hundred days. He was as thin as a grasshopper and looked for milk. It was quite accurate that my sister-in-law was still a big girl at that time. She started crying and no one could comfort her. Well, that little bastard couldn’t get enough milk, so he bit hard, and I still remember the pain.”
Leng Han chuckled.
Sister-in-law Hu’s voice was a little louder,
"Just because of this, when the guy in our family was still there, we couldn't look down on him because of this. He was also from the alley. Haha, life was hard, and he died early. When he was still there, a mouthful of A little pervert yelled, "Hey, you're still a man, you don't have such a sense of responsibility!"
"Sister-in-law, where could I find anything to feed him as a little devil at that time? There was nothing I could do except Lin Zi's dad fiddled around with some milk, goat's milk, and dog's milk. He ate it for a few days, then put the soybeans, fried them and ground them into powder. Didn't my sister-in-law say that? , the aroma of roasted beans ground into powder can be smelled throughout the alley, and then mixed with water and kneaded into small balls - this is the trick used by the old people to feed unweaned lambs before the catastrophe, so they feed it like this Lin Zi has been young for half a year, but he has actually survived."
"Amazing!"
"That's not the case. Otherwise, this child will be thin. I said it was all at that time. He has had a weak physique since he was a child. How can he be like the children of these years? Hey, why are you here? Girl, you are so It’s not good to tie it up. After a long time, it will be out of shape, you know, please untie it quickly, hurry up!”
"Ah, sister-in-law, please don't sister-in-law."
"Why are you so shy with my sister-in-law? I haven't seen anything at my age. You girl, with such good capital, how come you really think you and Lin Zi are together? Who is your mother-in-law? It's not me, your sister-in-law." Ask Sister-in-law Lin Zi and Uncle Hu if they can accept the first glass of wine offered by him and you? If you dare to say no, I will have to beat him to death, let my sister-in-law take a look at his little bastard."
"Hey, sister-in-law, let me untie you into the house and then come back."
Lin Chou went from cold sweat to hot sweat and finally felt confused - what on earth are these two people doing?
Uncle Tiger said with great emotion,
"Sister Hu has been waiting for several years, but your boy has brought one back. She is looking forward to this. Let them chat with me and go into the house to talk to my uncle."
Lin Chou simply ignored it.
"By the way, Uncle Tiger, I came here just to ask where you got those radishes you sent, those really good radishes? Are there any more?"
"In the south of the city, I have an old acquaintance on the farm and I would like to help him figure out how to earn some money to support his family. After all, the radishes grown are really delicious, no need to say."
Lin Chou nodded,
"This is the best radish I have eaten in Mingguang in so many years."
Uncle Tiger sighed,
"Something happened at home."
Lin was anxious,
“The carrots are gone??”
Uncle Tiger hesitated.
"It's not that the radishes are gone, it's that the people who grew them are gone."
"What do you mean!"
Uncle Hu brought Lin Chou and Xia Dasha into the yard and sat down next to the stone stove where they were eating.
"The old guy's surname is Qiu. He is good at growing radish, especially the radish, which is very popular in Market No. 11. He failed to survive an illness a year ago and died. Fortunately, he still has a son. This boy is not young. , even if I didn’t get a wife, my old man didn’t even close his eyes when he left. He asked me to take good care of the child, so I asked some people I knew to help me find out. He was not so poor that he had to live alone. There are still quite a few people who are willing to do so, and I only found out after introducing several of the guys that I didn’t like them—"
Uncle Tiger tugged his facial muscles.
"The boy has a girl he likes, and she is the youngest daughter of his employer's landowner!"
This is also popular in the agricultural and pastoral areas in the south of the city. It is either the land assigned to reward meritorious deeds or the land purchased. Many farmers rent it from these people and then plant it. Not only can they have enough food and clothing, they can even make a small income. .
In a word, life in the south of the city where people used to own land was much better than here in Pythagorean Alley.
Uncle Hu muttered something and then continued,
"How can a family like this like this kid? This little brat is very brave. He took the girl to the outer city and worked odd jobs to live. The family had been looking for him for several months. When they found him, they The girl’s belly is already big.”
Lin Chou: "!!!"
Damn it, there is such an operation, the silly girl from the landlord's family is so easy to deceive?
Uncle Tiger said,
"During the past few months when this kid was running away, I was helping to sell the radishes that were almost rotting in the field. I was looking for him. But when I found him, he was threatened to be sent to the birth committee for treatment - you also know what the birth committee is. Virtue, when it comes to them, this matter will definitely be treated as a crime. Even if he doesn't lose his head and is sent to the mine for labor reform, it is considered the best result. That kid has eight heads, which is not enough to work in the mine. If a first-order evolver can easily save his life in the mine, that’s good.”
Lin Chou said stupidly,
"So, those who know how to grow radishes are gone? Others can't grow them?"
Uncle Hu rolled his eyes at him and explained in bits and pieces,
"My boss just wanted to treat this carrot as a betrothal gift. This boy is so stubborn that he would rather die than hand over the gift. Not only did he disagree, but when I asked him about it, the little bastard directly said that this girl is not worth this carrot as a dowry. What do you think? Are you angry or not? Where did I end up in this situation? What should I do? Do I have anything to talk to them about?"
"This boy is so wicked in doing things, and he still wants to do what he did before the catastrophe? Just take the girl and run away? If you run away, you will only envy the mandarin ducks instead of the immortals? If you catch him, just catch him. What the hell are you letting go? Bullshit!"
"The little girl's parents almost died of anger."
"In troubled times, heavy codes are used. As soon as something happens, this guy will be finished. This girl won't speak for him now. He's so angry."
Lin Chou said,
"It seems quite simple? I can ceremoniously recommend a qualified psychiatrist to the little girl's parents. Uncle Hu, who casually killed Liu Renjun, the leader of the blood zombie army, has heard of it."
"Psychiatric therapy is very useful."
When the time comes, the sorcerer goes over and snaps his fingers. Isn’t it true that the mother-in-law likes her son-in-law more and more the more she looks at him?
Whatever grudges and grudges, I guarantee you will never remember them until you are eight poles away. Hello, I am okay, everyone.
"There are people above me. Most of the radishes they planted on that land were taken away directly by Xiao Qiu's family and given to a powerful family."
Uncle Tiger has been grinding his teeth.
"This kid doesn't know what he's thinking. He promised the girl to give him the land. Isn't that just a different way of saying it? If he takes the money and cultivates the land, can't he just treat it as a different seller?"
"It's better now. In one sentence, he has the backbone. No one else has come to the stage. It's been a stalemate for a while."
Uncle Tiger said,
"From what I heard over there, it seems that the big family above my boss knows you, otherwise I wouldn't want to get you into this trouble."
(Speaking of which, Uncle Tiger has a much better brain than I do. A basket of radishes made me come alive.)
Lin Chou,
"know me?"
Uncle Tiger nodded,
"Yes, the surname is Zhang, from the Zhang family."
Lin Chou blinked for a long time,
"But I don't know anyone from a big family named Zhang, and I don't have anyone with the surname Zhang that I deal with."
Uncle Tiger:
"I'm a little thief, Uncle Tiger. I've been waiting for you for several days before you come. Don't scare me, my life is at stake!"
