Sister Xingxing feels that she has been deceived, and for many years!
(Hehe, all that gentleness and jade-like warmth and heavy drinking are all just a face-saving project, but that guy Zhao Er is more reliable, and that little butt is so elastic and sexy hehehehe...)
there.
Wen Zhongjiu was taking one sip of wine and one dish, his movements were getting faster and faster, his chopsticks were flying like flies as he ate in a cheerful and carefree manner, with a completely indifferent attitude.
Just as Wei Tianxing was talking about it for a while, he looked at the fried sunfish liver with XO sauce and saw that half the plate had been eaten - you said it and I listened, it was a pleasure to have wine and food.
Wei Tianxing was in a hurry.
"I asked you, do you want some Bilian?!"
I'm here to expose your dirty history and beat you to death. Don't you feel ashamed that you can't give the whistleblower the respect he deserves?
However, Wen was tepid and turned a deaf ear and said,
"Well, I'm listening, go on...you don't want to eat, right? You're welcome, Mr. Wen...Chef Lin, please give me a bowl of green rice, even if it's sandwiched!"
As long as there are no IOUs, customers are like gods to Boss Lin, and such simple requirements must be met.
There is no sandwich, just rice.
Wen Zhongjiu's slender and strong hands held the rice bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other. He squinted his eyes and looked at the dish numbers.
Lin Chou looked at it for a few times and then looked away. In fact, he was very happy in his heart - this was simply the greatest respect for a cook.
The way Wen Chongjiu eats is very aura. At least half of the people who were excited to watch Wei Tianxing tearing up Mr. Wen have silently turned their eyes to Wen Chongjiu. Well, this half And more than half are women.
This situation, for the women present, must be described in a sentence: Promise me, never use this eating mouth to eat other people's food - just eat mine~!
The fat man who was left out in the cold felt that he was suddenly deeply stabbed by the malice from all over the world.
Damn it...
Can I be eaten just because I'm handsome?...
Can you be unreasonable just because you are handsome?...
Can you do whatever you want just because you're handsome...
emmmmm, technically speaking, it is indeed possible.
The fat man shed tears when he saw the truth clearly.
In fact, even though I have lost three to four hundred kilograms of fat, I am still a handsome uncle like a chivalrous man. He once dreamed of traveling to the end of the world with a sword!
Wasn't it because he was too fat that he gave up his original plan?
Fatty, I feel so miserable. Over the years, I have had thousands of customs, who can I tell them to?
They say, "Being fat will ruin everything." Fatty, I agree.
But "one white hides all ugliness", really, can't you give a little understanding and respect to such exquisite and weighty words like this?
However, many normal humans still ruthlessly and righteously rejected the alpacas that came overwhelmingly from the depths of Fatty’s heart, and fell towards the once stained Wen like fluttering grass on the wall.
Several female evolvers communicated silently across the table with their eyes and mouth movements.
"Hey, old girls, you've made a lot of money this time. The confused Xiao Zhou'er has finally found his direction in life~"
"Sisters, I think I'm in love, hehe."
"Go away, the wine is mine."
"Ah! Husband, husband, we love you~"
"Yeah yeah."
"It's a fart, my husband is mine."
"Yes, that's bullshit. Those lines belong to Rukawa Kaede, don't use them indiscriminately."
There are also normal people,
"A bunch of nymphomaniacs, now you want to call me your husband? They are very cool!"
"Haha, haven't you heard of a saying? Handsome people are all husbands(???)~"
Unfortunately, Mr. Wei is the person sitting at the table between these women's eye contact.
——Master Wei burst into tears.
Wen Zhongjiu showed a gentle and jade-like smile that seemed to glow, holding the wine glass,
"We Chinese people's cuisine pays attention to color, flavor, flavor... and everything -"
Wen was a little nervous, and he almost said, "Sex, fragrance, form, mind, nourishment." What would happen if the circle didn't come back?
"As for the color, the thick soup has a clear white base, the maitake mushroom is lightly coated with delicate oil, and the cod liver is a warm light yellow, completely dominated by this clear and translucent golden butter. Due to the different ingredients, Each occupies a different proportion of the brightness of the oil, and the gradual progression of the layers is wonderful. This technique alone makes Wen admire it, and it is pleasing to the eye. If I guessed correctly, this finishing touch of oil is the freshness. Chicken coriander oil, right? The fragrance is fresh and the mushrooms are full of freshness. Although it is very light, it cannot be obscured by the strong fragrance of the cod liver itself. It is like...well, like an ancient woman's gauze sleeves. It's gentle and gentle, with a lingering aroma... As for the taste, Wen can only say that you can only know it if you taste it yourself. If you don't eat this dish, Wen doesn't know that his vocabulary is so lacking. He is ashamed and ashamed - Wen Sir, don’t you try it?”
You see, handsome people have all kinds of ways to attract women's hot gazes that you ugly guys have never heard of or seen...
Nonsence! In fact, Mr. Wen wanted to change the topic...
The world is so unfair, this is an unexpected gain.
Wei Tianxing: I have never seen such a shameless person! What nonsense are you talking about? It's blunt, haphazardly put together, and you'll immediately feel like it's a freshly made one!
Lin Chou was stunned for a moment, falling into deep self-doubt:
Is my food really so awesome?
Sparse applause—mostly from women.
Wei Tianxing's eyes are all red with anger, your dog eyes are so blind!
Oh, look at me, the number one gourmet food vane in the base city, take action... with just a few words, I will kill you, the shameless pretty boy, and shame you into Rem's house!
"I......"
Eh?
etc!
Wei Tianxing's squinted eyes flickered subtly - why am I so anxious?
The bastard named Wen rarely leaves home unless his wine cellar was ransacked. This old boy has a bad character, but it’s true that he can use his money. He’s so arrogant again this time. Hey, look at the eyes of those little girls. It's almost as if Wen's hook-up fingers and the others can't wait to recommend themselves to the pillow mat!
recommend!
Recommend immediately!
There are even hot springs in the back mountain. It’s the right time and the right place. Let’s organize a group tour and visit the handsome guy. Gogogo~
After you have finished brushing the handsome guy from Wenzhou and exploded his equipment, I wonder how he still has the nerve to take advantage of my little girl!
Yes, yes, that's it. Fatty, I'm so witty.
His heart was like lightning, but in just half a second, a whole scheming palace drama had gone through Mr. Wei's mind, and the words on his lips changed from the "o" of "..." to "..." The "en" seamlessly connects,
"Wen...Chongjiu is right~"
Everyone: "???"
Why did the painting style suddenly change? Wait, did we miss some important plot!
The fat man looked at the stir-fried cod liver and maitake mushrooms with XO sauce (crumbed version) on the plate, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. Without changing his expression, he worked very hard with his chopsticks and dipped some crumbs and soup into his mouth.
"Chongjiu said it well. In fact, even Wei couldn't find many words to describe this dish. Sometimes language is really a powerless burden, alas..."
The fat man shook his head as he spoke, and simply closed his eyes, looking as if he was intoxicated.
(Go, ladies, Wei, who is the number one gourmet food vane in Base City, has fully affirmed your Lord Wen. He is absolutely right!)
(Go on, women soldiers, don’t have the slightest hesitation or doubt, just go to him boldly!)
Wen Chongjiu: "!!!"
Wen Zhong drank so much that he was knocked unconscious by the fat man. Has this damn fat man changed his gender?
It's just that the slightest feeling of badness arises instinctively - it's not good, it's not good, it's very bad.
Damn it, this is the feeling of being plotted!
Lin Chou was also a little confused. Is it because the world is changing too fast, or maybe I, the boss Lin, have fallen behind because Mao Leng has not kept up with the pace...
Wen Zhongjiu only had time to faint for a fraction of a second before he was surrounded.
"It turns out that our Lord Wen is also a gourmet."
"Look, what Master Wen said is so good. He really knows our women's family very well. He also knows about water sleeves. Even I don't know about it..."
"That's right..."
"It's so good. Mr. Wen is really great~"
Among these women, some were dazzled, some were gloating, and some were forcibly booing.
Ula Ula, the meaning can basically be directly translated into one sentence:
"Wow, Mr. Wen is so handsome. Whatever a handsome man says is right!"
If you activate the system again, Mr. Wen may receive the following prompt.
——Dip, congratulations to Mr. Wen Runruyu Wen for achieving an achievement: randomly harvesting a number of fans on the spot and receiving the reward [Lord Wei’s affectionate blessing]*1.
Before Wen Chongjiu was surrounded by a group of fragrant fragrances, he happened to see the right trace of envy, jealousy and hatred on Wei Tianxing's face - and on all the men around him!
"Ha~" Wei Tianxing looked at the crowded pile, his eyes narrowed with a cold light, "Fight with me, the fat man?!"
The fat man Wei Tianxing once again added a wave of "fat and affectionate blessings" buff.
"Hey, it's really hot today. Let's eat and drink. Fatty, I have to go to the back mountain to soak in the hot hot springs to sweat and relieve the heat. Is anyone going with you?"
It wasn't until the moment when Wen Zhongjiu was dragged away by the "bustling crowds" of women to the back mountain to soak in the hot springs and admire the Zushan Mountain that everyone reacted.
Damn it, it turns out that fat people are all girl-controllers and twice as sinister!
Poor Mr. Wen, even a powerful fifth-level awakened person is completely unable to organize an effective attack under the standard throat lock, waist lock, elbow lock, thigh lock... ahem, etc. of a group of fourth- and fifth-level women's soldiers. Resist.
In short, I barely had time to wave my arms in a symbolic way before I was carried away alive...carried away...
This group of women's soldiers had not forgotten to ask Lin Chou for twenty jars of three-color snake wine and a hundred boxes of cold beer to carry together. They disappeared with high spirits and cheers.
Leng Han couldn't help but laugh. Sister Xingxing's eyes widened.
"Is this a rhythm that's meant to kill people?"
Ali: "Be careful..."
"Shut up!!"
"Word..."
At this time, Bu Nanzhi, the only woman left in the room who had been dragged into the store and had been unconscious for a while, finally woke up and opened her eyes in confusion.
"Did I block it?"
Sister Xingxing raised her thumbs up,
"It's blocked. It's amazing."
Bu Nanzhi combed her clothes nervously.
"Thank you, Lord Wei, for showing mercy. I must have lost my mind, right?"
Wei Tianxing: "..."
Sister Xingxing laughed and said,
"But he was pushed over again by our boss Lin with one hand!"
Lin Chou: "..."
Bu Nanzhi looked at Lin Chou in high spirits,
"Boss Lin is very powerful!"
The fanatical desire to fight in those eyes seemed familiar, and Lin Chou couldn't help but think of a time when he and a certain Leng tyrannosaurus had a crazy fight for many days in the ancestral mountain - the look in his eyes was too similar.
Damn, as women, aren’t your hobbies a bit special?
Lin Chou [trembling.jpg], with a grimace on his face, forcefully changed the subject.
"Um... wake up, eat the food, eat the food, while it's hot!"
As a result, Bu Nanzhi was let to the table by Leng Han. Leng Han had a more familiar light in his eyes and said seriously,
"I'm Leng Han. I've heard of you a long time ago - try this dish. Although it doesn't have ham, it's still delicious. Oh, this is my roasted snail."
Bu Nanzhi:
"Eat together. After eating, practice a few times?"
Leng Han:
"certainly!"
Three minutes later, there was nothing on the table.
Only then did Bu Nanzhi remember to give Lin Chou a ruddy and embarrassed smile.
“It smells so good!”
The two women disappeared without even finishing their words.
Lin Chou: "..."
What should I say to make it less awkward?
Wei Tianxing chuckled and said,
"I think it's necessary to have a ring or something, so that many of these guys can vent their excess energy."
He glanced meaningfully in the direction of the mountain behind [a firm tone that leaves no room for doubt.jpg],
"Getting a gun room...I mean a high-end viewing room is also very necessary!"
Lin Chou and everyone said: "Haha!"
Come on, for the sake of your daughter, you can even send Mr. Wen directly to pick up the guests, right?
It’s just a joy to hear!
The evolvers were all elated. Since Master Wei doesn't consider someone with a gentle and jade-like appearance like Wen, will those of us who look rough and bold or even wild and unrestrained have a chance? !
Wonderful~
Wei Tianxing had no idea what these guys were thinking, so he ate the leftovers on the table happily, feeling surprisingly comfortable.
"Speaking of which, I really want to try the fish-toned mutton dish again. Why didn't I see it on the menu? Well... the fish-toned mutton dish can be said to be a very classic."
Lin Chou sighed silently, I wanted to put that kind of dish on the menu, but the beeping system wouldn't let me!
"Then we have to raise fish first. If we start preparing now, we will probably be able to eat them in two months. By the way, where did Lao Xue get the osmanthus? I have never seen osmanthus in the base city. I got it in the wilderness. of?"
Wei Tianxing pinched his chin,
"Xue Zhen has his own food production area. When I get back, I'll ask if it can be grown here. I'll dig up some old trees for you. I heard that the older the trees are, the more fragrant the osmanthus is. "
"Don't mention..."
Wei Tianxing said disdainfully,
"Nothing, just a few trees. What's the big deal? How long will you keep the fish?"
"It would be complicated if we still use the kind of fish that Lao Xue used. The best method is to feed them with wine-soaked peach blossoms starting in March, and then switch to wine-soaked osmanthus in August. Calculating, it will take about a year. Use the freshest ones just picked from the tree. Peach blossoms bloom in March and April, while osmanthus blooms in August, September, and October. If you simplify it, you can feed the osmanthus and peach blossoms for one and a half months, but there will definitely be some differences in taste."
Wei Tianxing was anxious when he heard that he had to wait for a year.
"Damn it, what kind of sweet-scented osmanthus are you planting? I'd better just go to Xue Zhen's place and catch a few fish!"
Lin Chou was speechless.
"This thing may not be worth much, but it's the hard work of every chef. It's basically not sold except for making it into dishes -"
Wei Tianxing chuckled.
"Give me money? Are you overthinking it? I am the number one gourmet food vane in the base city. How dare he refuse to give me a few fish? How tacky it is to ask for money!"
have to...
This group of people seems to have a little hobby of robbery, and they have no psychological burden.