The next day, early morning.
This was another period of time that Lin had no time to feel. The beauty that should have been tossing and mediating under the covers was violently smashed by Bao Er and scattered all over the floor. The rather spectacular sightseeing group of ladies, aunts, girls and daughters-in-law followed him up the mountain. .
They chatted intimately with each other, covering their lips and smiling coquettishly from time to time. They looked at everything on the mountain calmly, with the right expression of reserve and surprise.
Their clothes are as gorgeous as flowers everywhere, and their lotus steps reveal their enchanting temperament. They give people the impression that from the way they walk, the tone of conversation to the way they dress, they are the same impeccable and graceful.
It was as if they had been specially trained and even the master was the same person.
"..."
Lin Chou sighed and rubbed his hands fiercely on his face to create a smile.
"Morning, morning, hello everyone, Rong Chi, take them to the back mountain hot spring area first, let Gungun and Xiaoqing... Xiaoqing forget it, they haven't woken up yet, let Gungun and Sigouzi go to the hot spring area Stay."
"Okay, Shihu."
Most of them have been here once, and the rest have heard more or less about this magical little restaurant outside Zhengximen and its young boss with a terrifyingly high martial arts level.
Especially after the battle against the beast tide, Lin Chou's martial arts value made his status in the eyes of the Mingguang people comparable to that of Wei Tianxing and others.
Therefore, the eyes of these women were more than just hot. But when they saw Lin Chou putting on a "cold" look, some of the hot and curious eyes had to be temporarily stopped before fighting again.
"It doesn't look like it...does it really have such terrifying strength..."
"Hey, are you excited? A woman's curiosity is the catalyst for cheating~"
"Do you want to die? Well, Miss Leng's eyes are silently staring at you in the abyss."
"..."
After the group of women passed by, Lin Chou wiped away the cold sweat and grabbed Bao Er's neck.
"Why are there more and more? If they disappear from Mingguang, no one will come to trouble me, right? Our small profit is so small that we can't stand the trouble..."
None of these women have simple backgrounds, they are all in trouble.
Bao Er couldn't laugh or cry.
"Boss Lin, there won't be any trouble. As long as they are safe, the 'big bosses' behind them don't care where they go..."
"Yeah, cough, actually Yanhui Mountain is a place that makes them very happy and relieved. It's better to be here than to go to some bar or club. Besides, hey, what if any of them like you, Mr. Lin?" The boss has something to say, and it will be more respectable than talking to some random guy on the street~"
roll!
Say it to save face...what the hell! !
emmmmmmm...
Is it really possible to save face?
Bao Er winked.
"Boss Lin, have any ideas? Hehe... I have to say that each of these women is more beautiful than the last. They are so beautiful. Do you like this kind of mature style? Hehe, that's a lot of money..."
"boom!!"
Before Bao could finish his words, he had already taken flight.
Huang Dashan clapped his hands with disdain in his eyes.
He held Lin Chou's shoulders and said,
"Bao Er is such a bitch. We, Lin Sha, are still little virgins. How can we stand those women who are like wolves and tigers? Let me tell you, there is a new batch of young flower bones in the alley that can squeeze out water. I have never seen the world and have not been through the wind and rain. Speaking of which, is that the best choice to end your virginity? Should I treat you as a guest, Lord Shan? "
Bao Er stood up with a resentful look on his face, holding his buttocks.
"Only the state officials are allowed to set fires and the people are not allowed to light lamps... Master Shan, are you going a little too far..."
Bao Er suddenly changed his mind.
"Fuck...what a good person!!"
Because he saw a graceful figure already halfway up the mountain.
The deep black dress is simple and solemn without too many decorations.
A golden ribbon danced slowly around him, and the fierce metallic sound was like the light of a sword being drawn out of its sheath, filling the air with a chill.
Even if he moved forward slowly step by step, the breath that was unconsciously released around him made Bao Er feel so heavy that he couldn't breathe.
"hiss..."
Bao Er took a breath and smiled bitterly.
This is one of the shortcomings of becoming an evolver. After he can sense the momentum of the evolver, he can no longer face the big bosses like Shan Ye, Bai Lao, David Tianxing and others who often deal with that momentum like an ordinary person. It can literally crush someone to death.
Bao Er quickly calmed down his expression, lowered his head and bent over to disguise himself as an incompetent quail.
"Hello, Lieutenant General Leng, and good afternoon."
Those with a good attitude don't want it.
I thought to myself, my Grandpa Dashan, you are really kind to me, even better than my own grandfather.
One more thing, you have a good journey~!
Leng Han was obviously in a good mood today. He moved the corner of his mouth and forced a cold and faint smile.
"Um."
Bao Er kept a humble smile and didn't look away, but in fact, his whole body was frozen by the cold Tyrannosaurus' smile and answer.
This smile passed right by Bao Er and came to Lin Chou.
Huang Dashan is still talking endlessly,
"How can a woman like an inexperienced man? You think so, Lin Zi, I can tell you that it is easiest for a virgin to have sex early. You know it, but it is embarrassing. Think about it, you and Leng Ba When you are mixing oil with honey at night in the Dragon Cave Room, you will be miserable before the good night is short. Hey...will the Cold Tyrannosaurus be able to tear you apart into pieces by then?"
Lin Chou: "..."
The metal ribbon was like a flexible hand, gently tapping Huang Dashan's shoulder.
"Boom, boom!"
Shan Ye's tiger body shook, then shook again, and his whole body was shaken below the ground, leaving only his head on top.
"Wucao, what the hell..."
Leng Han slowly walked around Shan Ye's head, walked to the opposite side of him, squatted down, and smiled.
"Repeat what you just said."
Huang Dashan:
"Buzz~"
Exploding metal buzzed, and the origins gathered like a pot. The brilliance was like a whirlpool of fireworks. First, two giant desktop axes were condensed, and then the giant axes merged into one, turning into a weapon with a diameter of more than two meters. Giant ball hammer.
The aura of Master Shan as a fourth-level powerhouse was like rolling thunder in the dark clouds, beating everyone's hearts over Yanhui Mountain. The aura of the fourth level emitted was not only detectable by evolvers, but also by ordinary people. The hill was completely silent.
Leng Han looked at the hammer with interest, his smile growing stronger.
Lin Chou: "Master Shan, don't think too hard... that... ah... it's cold... Mr. Shan must not have woken up today..."
Damn, don't you know how many pounds you have?
Master Shan raised his eyebrows at Lin Chou and gave a meaningful smile, even a little proud in his smile.
Is this guy finally crazy?
I saw the giant hammer carrying the strong wind and slamming down in the direction of Huang Dashan's own head.
Boom~
The thief pulls decisively, the thief pulls resolutely.
"..."
He knocked himself unconscious.
This guy actually knocked himself unconscious! !
As Shan Ye lost consciousness, the giant hammer shattered silently, and in a breath, the brilliant source disappeared like light mist.
Bao Er, who was gloating about his misfortune the whole time, was completely confused. In the end, he could only sigh with admiration,
"Fuck...this is a ruthless person..."
I've been doing this all my life and still haven't died yet. I'm sure you have some fucking skills!
Lin Chou's mouth twitched, speechless.
"Master Shan..."
Leng Han hummed softly,
"Let him bury it."
okay!
Bury, if you don't move, no one else will dare to move.
Lin Chou glanced at Shan Ye, who only had a shiny forehead in the pit, and could only say sorry in his heart: I'm sorry.
"Um...ah...um...you came so early?"
The Lin-style dialogue is still a pain in the ass.
Leng Han walked to the store by himself, but Lin Chou reluctantly followed him, feeling guilty.
"What did he say just now?"
Lin Chou looked confused,
"Ah? I don't know. I was thinking about the recipe just now, so I didn't pay attention... You sit down first, and a bunch of people are coming from behind. I'll send them away first and then cook two dishes for you."
Leng Han's eyes swept over Lin Chou's forehead, which was slightly sweating.
"Um!"
"Hey, congratulations to the host, you managed to survive another day."
"Get out of here, get out of here."
"Coward, what a coward."
Lin Chou smiled slightly, feeling that this smile must be evil enough and domineering enough.
"Haha, how can we call it cowardice when it comes to emotional matters? It's called following one's heart."
"oh,
Lin Shi (family), cold feelings,
Hello,
goodbye. "
"..."
(Damn it, system, your barrage format is really becoming more and more arbitrary!)
By the way, why did this dog beeping system suddenly become skinny today? It has so much energy that it overflowed?
Lin Chou wanted to ask again, but there was another series of familiar shutdown sounds.
So a certain boss yelled,
"Beep beep beep!"
grass
The women in the back mountain hot spring area, led by Ms. Rong and Ms. Zhou, ordered some random things. There was not much they could eat here, and there was not much room for choice. They had to have a pot of snow buds and coconut milk jelly. (I also specifically requested that the sea stone flower be removed. The reason is that it is too luxurious for ordinary people to eat and will be gossiped about by the evolvers). The salt chicken must have...
He threw out five standard source crystals and said it was a tip.
Lin Chou accepted it calmly, took a few minutes to prepare the dishes, and asked Chi to send them over.
Over there, Leng Han was still sitting in his old seat by the window, looking at him with penetrating eyes.
"Would you like something to eat?"
"what ever."
Bao Er grinned.
(Look at what Lieutenant General Leng said. He didn’t order anything and just said, “It’s up to you.” How low-key and domineering.)
(Hmph, it smells like the rancidity of the privileged class!)
(I really want to have an older sister or a younger sister like Chen Yuluoyan. It would definitely feel great to be Boss Lin’s brother-in-law and uncle, right?)
Lin Chou said,
"Neon Dragon, you haven't had enough, have you? Wait, I'll find something else...huh? When did you put so many rattle snails in the thermostatic cabinet?"
Bao Er smiled and replied,
"Mr. Nian asked me to bring it here before. Boss Lin, while you weren't here, Sister Chi put it in there. It's very fresh."
Lin Chou let out a sigh.
When Nian Yi came here a few days ago, he casually told the location of the sea area where rattle snails were produced, and reciprocated the favor.
Unlike other marine products, this thing rarely moves on the seabed. Nian Yi will definitely have a way to get it up if he knows its location.
The Xiangluo is either high or low, it's just the first level, but there must be many chefs in Mingguang who are willing to cook such connotative ingredients, and Nian Yi should be able to make a small profit.
Lin Chou picked a few of suitable sizes, held them in his hand and said to Leng Han,
"Look, when I have something good here, you can always catch it. If you didn't eat it last time, you'll make up for it this time."
Leng Han smiled and said nothing.
This series of laughter made Bao Er doubt his life: Wu Cao, did I meet a fake Cold Tyrannosaurus?
Look at Boss Lin again, with a sweet smile on his face.
(⊙o⊙) Bao Er stared, how could he understand what Lin was thinking.
Lin is a typical example of a homebody who is naturally stupid. Growing up, when he was chatting with a few women, unless he didn't open his mouth, he would be chatted to death as soon as he opened his mouth. His death was very strange, my God. Not happy anymore.
The Cold Tyrannosaurus seemed cold and violent, always forcing people to have birth control or something like that, but there was one attribute that Lin Chou admired very much, that was, no matter what you said to her, it would only produce two results at most:
One is eh; the other is eh?
Not counting punctuation marks, there are two words in total, and there is absolutely no ambiguity.
There is no need to write an academic paper like a poor guy like San, "On the 1,998 deep-seated meanings of the four pronunciations of the word 'um' for your girlfriend and related solutions."
Well, what a concise and clear answer.
There is no need to worry about Lin’s equally concise and clear intelligence, emotional intelligence, and the damn cheats that can never be repaid.
All in all, it's great, I really like it.
In the face of Leng Han's calmness and silence, Lin Chou was unusually talkative.
"I found this in a place in Heichenhai before. It tastes very good. I'll get a charcoal stove and cook two at a time for you to try. It's quite slow. There's also neon dragon meat. People at that time Too many dishes and too little is inconvenient. You are not the most advanced colorful person, so I will make a special stew for you this time."
"Yeah." Leng Han looked at Lin Chou slightly in trance, and then added, "There's no rush."
Lin Chou simply placed the charcoal stove next to Leng Han's table, sat on a chair and started roasting.
After a while, I heard the roar of the motor and the sound of rapid brakes coming from outside.
Three burly figures walked in one by one with their heads bent, standing like a wall at the door.
These are three men who seem to have all the muscles in the world growing on their bodies. They have exactly the same plate face, thick eyebrows, big eyes, and thick lips. They look very handsome. With the addition of body shape, they can basically use it to look giant. It can be described as edible.
The big-breasted sister who is 2.56 meters tall and the wandering demon who is as tall as the big-breasted sister but stronger will probably look a bit petite in front of the three of them. It is really terrifying. The air above must be very fresh, right?
Lin Chou's brain twitched.
"Just to ask, did you grow up with Yao Ming?"
After saying that, Lin Chou's expression was so fucked up that she wanted to slap herself.
This bitchy nature always causes him trouble from time to time.
The triplets' faces darkened, and they looked a little embarrassed. Just when they opened their mouths to speak, they heard a powerful "fuck" coming from behind.
"Damn it, you three are so stupid, why are you fucking here?"
Then a thick female voice,
"Can't the one in front get in? Damn you, don't be like a bitch!"
one more,
"Hey, Sister Xingxing is here too, aren't you a real 'girl', hahaha..."
There is still one,
"Get out of the way, I'm looking for Brother Chou!"
It's not over yet,
"Hey, who planted our mountain prince here? Awesome, a tree will grow next year, and the Queen will take turns using it, it will be very pleasant~"
Lin Chou stretched his head and looked out the window, startled.
"Good guy, what day is it today? Why did this happen..."
Look at these three people inside again,
"Hmm, how about we sit down first and then talk?"
The triplets' faces were completely turned into pot.
