Sister Tong didn't understand why these guys suddenly changed the topic. Is there anything wrong with what they said?
However, as a young and cute person who is trying to survive among the bosses, it is wise to remain silent when necessary to earn favor points.
However, Li Heigou, who had been silent for six hundred chapters, finally couldn't control his post and jumped out to express his presence angrily.
"With Lin Zi's physical ability and strength, if he learns a few kung fu skills, his power will be amazing, right? If he could practice inner breath...hiss, it's scary just thinking about it."
Shen Feng couldn't help but cover his face.
How many times? This is the first time today! Can’t we really just skip this topic?
Lin Chou's face was solemn and his energy was sinking into his dantian.
"Actually, I have a very good shoveling technique. Do you want me to demonstrate it..."
Mr. Shan screamed, and someone Lin broke the chapter again.
"Actually, I also have a very good multiplication set!"
"Foundation building is applicable to all ages. There are no qualification requirements. Teaching and distribution are included. There is no charge for learning... That forest, do you want to learn? It's free!"
"..."
The clouds follow the dragon, the wind follows the tiger, and the pan can cure two hundred and five!
Hey, Wu that guy, take advantage of the old man's move and make the girl's heart break all over the floor with Lin's reverse molding technique!
"Bang~"
Su Yourong happily put away the retired pan that had completed all the missions in her life. Her intuition from the Golden Circle business family told her that this thing would definitely be worth her money in the future.
Well, before Shihu throws it away, she has secretly saved a lot of mold pans.
And put a note on the handle of the pot,
"This is a pan that truly proves the friendship between Prince Luanshan and Shihu. It is worth collecting."
Prince Luanshan, who was intimately hit in the face with a pan, said as if nothing had happened.
"Actually, I have a bold idea..."
The bald man and Yan Zi had finished their "discussion" and returned to the team alive. He consciously picked up the conversation,
"For your bold idea, I have a hard suggestion and a slimy supplement. Although it is not very mature, I think the process must be wet, and there may be a soft ending in the end."
"Bang~"
Su Yourong picked up the second pot. This was a pot that proved the friendship between the bald man and Master Shihu.
She looked at it and threw it away in disgust.
"Hey, it's really ugly. This is definitely worthless."
Baldhead: "!!!"
Please don't treat me differently. Hey, little girl, your thoughts are so rude...
Ever since Mr. Shan frequently left the team, Baldhead was like someone who was better than his predecessor.
Perfectly inheriting and carrying forward Shanye's spirit of talking and talking, he can defy the sky and the earth with his five-horse spear.
All in all, it can be described in just three words, very romantic.
And since he inherited this profession, the sky has become yellower and the water has become greener, and he has become more energetic. He can climb five floors in one breath without any effort!
(Bald head: Well, she is still a child. Children are always worthy of forgiveness. I forgive you~)
Lin Chou felt really tired hanging out with these guys.
It was said that among the hunting teams he knew, there was almost always someone similar to "Shan Ye" or "Bald Man".
Do all teams have to have a funny guy?
Why, this is so hard to imagine!
Master Shan gave Lin Chou a look,
"Hey, you're wondering why he's still alive, right?"
"Let me tell you, a high-intensity job like the Wilderness Hunting Team, where you have to work hard to get a box lunch every time, is monotonous and boring for a long time, and your psychology and emotions will collapse. Therefore, venting and releasing stress is a must. Yes, well, of course it’s not the kind of venting you think of, you know~"
(Lin Chou: What the hell was I thinking?)
"It's necessary to make jokes from time to time and cause death! It can add points to the team's luck! The team's cohesiveness and centripetal force stability have nothing to do with the captain's magic horse, right? It all depends on us!"
"So, this arduous and painful job naturally needs to be undertaken by people with great virtues. Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will?"
Lin Chou looked stunned. Damn, what you said was so formal and reasonable!
Looking at the expressions of other people, they actually looked very serious and recognized tf? !
After saying this, Master Shan kicked the "Great Sage"'s bald head away without any psychological pressure.
"Go away and play with eggs!"
"Linzi, it's really necessary for you to practice some kung fu. Your current method of protecting yourself is too simple. Unless you move up the ranks, it's all just talk."
The bald head is unyielding, squinting at the Yellow Mountains,
"If you can't eat the grapes, just say the grapes are sour. The fighting ability shown by our Lord Lin in the beast tide almost drove Mingguang crazy. Even the rank is empty talk. If you don't accept it, let's have a duel between men with Lin Zi. Ah~"
Shanye put on a frightened and frightened look on his face and retreated decisively, clutching his waist.
White dome head,
"Why, you also need to protect your waist?"
Huang Dashan bah road,
"Damn it, can you please be reasonable? I'm a mutant. What the hell... I mean, Lin Zi can have one more trump card when facing the Awakened, so as not to be defeated by some inexplicable skill. .”
The bald man with a serious face objected,
"Even if it can be done, the warrior level has no meaning for bloodline abilities. Only the evolver is resistant to the evolver's skills."
"..."
Huang Dashan,
"If Lin Zi can practice the inner breath of a warrior, well, for example, Kong Da's kind of 'beating the cow across the mountain' or something like that is a strength bonus. With Lin Zi's already terrifying strength, he can punch out with one punch, 'beating the cow across the mountain' 'Will it turn into 'hunting cattle across mountains and mountains'? Just thinking about it makes me sad..."
As soon as Huang Dashan said this, everyone fell silent.
It's definitely not just about hunting cattle across mountains and mountains, it should be hunting cattle across mountains*18.
Thinking about it carefully, I feel like it’s absolutely, absolutely, absolutely impossible for me to do such a naughty thing, right? You can't learn it, right?
Can it leave some way for us ordinary evolvers to survive...
Bai Qiongshou said excitedly,
"So...why didn't I think of it before? If Linzi wants to learn it, I think Master Kong would be very happy."
Huang Dashan said,
"You are so happy, bloodline, bloodline, bloodline, but don't forget, warriors value bloodline more than evolvers~"
Bai Qiongshou retorted,
"It's simple. If Lin Zi marries any girl from the Kong family that he likes, all problems will be non-existent!"
"..."
Lin Chou rolled his eyes.
Damn it, how come you suddenly reach the stage of selling yourself while you are still talking, can you still have a pleasant chat?
At this time, Shen Feng had to come out and tell the truth.
"Ahem, actually I secretly checked the roots of the forest a long time ago. To be honest, other than healthy and strong, I can't find any suitable adjectives."
"..."
So, the topic was ended.
Some things are just so unreasonable, and if you have good qualifications, you can do whatever you want.
Otherwise, even if you practice for a lifetime, you may still be a loser.
Lin Chou raised a bright chestnut in her heart:
For example, our Master Shen Feng, compared with Kong Yi's combat prowess, one is in the sky and the other is in the gutter. This is due to the so-called "root bones" of warriors.
Swallow tilted his head,
"Then Lin Zi can learn magic from the Warlock Master. There is no limit on qualifications. It is not limited to awakened or evolved people. I heard that the Warlock Master had many apprentices in the past and could learn many tricks. Well, I later felt that apprentices often make mistakes. It was disbanded due to many inexplicable unlucky accidents and too much food to support.”
"Stop, stop, stop!" Lin Chou said.
What to study? Do you want to learn how to shoot shooting stars from the old warlock?
Are you kidding me? I'm so handsome that everyone loves to look like flowers. I'm still young and haven't lived enough yet!
Yanzi said seriously,
"Anyway, I've heard that you can really learn some of it, right? As for what's going on, I don't know."
"..."
Thank you. I really don’t want to know that details.
Over there, under the tree of the splendid local tycoon Yin's home, Mr. Gungun was lying on a beach comfortably. The big-breasted sister held a silver leaf as a fan and gently fanned him.
Lord Gungun hummed with satisfaction, full of landlord style.
Next to Gun Gun, Su Yourong placed a large number of pans around Gun Gun, dozens of them neatly arranged.
This is a batch of proportional face casts. Except for Shen Feng and Bald Lamp, the rest are all from Huang Dashan. There are so many of them that they can form a complete set of emoticons.
In addition to basic expressions such as [laugh.jpg], [wretched laugh.jpg], [smug smile.jpg], [laugh loudly.jpg], [wry smile.jpg], and [fading smile.jpg], there are also Upgraded versions such as [What are you looking at.jpg], [What are you looking at.jpg], [It’s dark and eyes are closed.jpg], [Stupefied.jpg].
It's lifelike and powerful, which shows that Lin Chou has perfected his skills in grabbing the frying pan instantly.
Lin Chou pinched her chin,
"Emmmm, it turns out that I have saved so much without knowing it."
Su Yourong said with a smile,
"Yes, yes, there are a lot of things I haven't taken out yet..."
"So why did you take them out and arrange them so neatly?"
Of course Su Yourong spoke righteously,
"Post emoticons, hehe. If you save more, you can almost compete with Master Warlock. Besides, if you don't post them, how will others know you have them?"
I casually found an excuse and blinked.
"And pans rust easily... well... that's it."
(They are all works of art from now on. They need to be well maintained. If they sell for a lot of money, Shihu will be very happy, right?)
"..."
Rong Benshuai, please explain, they are all high-quality cast iron pans, they are thick and will not rust easily...
Ball sack!
Why is it so easy to mold cast iron pots? Cast iron doesn’t break? Not only is it not broken, there is not even a single crack in it!
Is this because I am getting better at my craftsmanship, or is Huang’s face made of a special material?
Huang Dashan [smile gradually disappears.jpg],
"Hey, Xiao Yourong, do you know that I will be very embarrassed if you do this to Master Shan!"
Su Yourong pointed to the pans on the floor and said,
"Yes, your 'face' is all here. Considering that you are the victim, I can give you one for free~"
"..."
You are really generous.
Huang Dashan felt as if there were ten thousand alpacas arranged in the chest, twisting into an S shape, then into a B shape, and finally formed a super giant alpaca.
He said sadly,
"Um... Xiao Yourong, you are still young, how can you do such a waste of time and life!"
After holding it in for a long time, I turned over several bowls of chicken soup, but none of them suited the occasion.
"...This is wrong! Wasting your life is a crime!"
Su Yourong glanced at him. There was confusion, sympathy, and some deep-seated care in her eyes.
"I'm only twelve years old. If I don't waste time now, I'll have no time to waste in the future just like you, the big sorghum~"
Yellow*old man*mountain,
"???"
“(□′)┻━┻”
So what the hell did I do wrong!
What happened to being young?
You can be willful when you are young, and you can do whatever you want when you are young?
Su Yourong fell into her own world and thought to herself,
"Well, my hunch is pretty accurate."
"Collection creates value, and collection makes me happy."
"I'm going to keep these pans, huh, for at least fifty or sixty years."
"I won't take it out until then, huh huh."
A tone that leaves no room for doubt,
"But Otaru, you can't wait until that time~"
In fact, Master Shan still wants to question it:
It’s both a drawing competition and a collection. Why don’t you, Mr. Shan, have no respect for me?
Ninety-nine percent of these damn pans are engraved with my face! Mr. Shan, I have the right to image!
Why can't I wait any longer? Where did you take me?
Well...
It seems that he really can't wait until that time. If he waits for fifty or sixty years, his ashes will probably be cold...
Yes, that’s right, being young means being willful, being young means being able to do whatever you want.
The sentence "He is just a child" has overthrown the heroic spirit of many heroes.
For example, before the Cataclysm, there was a kind of fungus called the author's fungus, and people were suffering from it. At every turn, "some young readers who did whatever they wanted" would ask for their address with a razor blade.
Crude excuses like "San, I found a recipe book, it's really good, give me your address and I will courier it to you" have been used to death, okay~
Once the address is obtained, slicing is impossible.
But this kind of mushroom plant called author's fungus is likely to have its legs broken by "some young readers who do whatever they want". Without the opportunity to go out and hang out, they can only code in peace, and then they will read quietly in the juvenile detention center. After he is released, he will continue to break the author's legs, and he will continue to read quietly in the juvenile detention center.
Then it was gone, just like this...
Is there any law? Is there any morality?
What a cruel and heinous act!
Heartbroken.
For young people like this who do whatever they want, the author may have a saying mmp that I don’t know whether to say or not. Are you going to be condemned by the cracks in the wall? You really deserve to be young!
Huang Dashan's words were inexplicably half empty.
"Well... considering that my face is on these pots, can I share some of it and give it to my grandson? This can be considered an inheritance, right?"
"Pfft~"
Everyone peed with laughter.
"Bah, even the little girl's private money will be robbed."
"Comrade Prince Huang Dashan, could you order a little bit of Bilian?"
"Master Shan, what you said is wrong. It was Lin Zi who took the mold, and Xiao Yourong was responsible for the collection and care. What does it have to do with you?"
Huang Dashan sprayed blood and emphasized, "But... no... then it's my face on top!"
"Anyway, you, old man, are shameless to begin with. You've given away your face, so why would you want to take it back?"
Huang Dashan once again sprayed blood and emphasized, "That pot! My face! It was slapped alive! I put in a lot of effort... No, it's a nosebleed!"
"What's going on? Do you still want to report a work-related injury?"
"If you can beat me, then fight. If you can't beat me, then run away. If you can't beat me, then I can't run away. Then I'm sorry, you have no say in removing the next person."
"I'm so speechless!" Huang Dashan said.
Su Yourong suddenly picked up a pan and lifted it up. It had Master Shan's face vividly printed on it:
[Feeling aggrieved like a 600-pound baby.jpg]
The sad prelude of plum blossoms rose in Shan Ye's heart.
He could only hug himself tightly and murmured,
"My heart is so cold and I need someone to care for me~"
Li Heigou pinched his stubble and thought about it for a long time. You all know how to chat. Should I say something at this time to show that I am gregarious...
He tried,
"Manual queen?"
Wonderful!
Mr. Shan bulged his eyes, gritted his teeth and said,
"Li Heigou, that's right, I will tell you whatever I see. Today, do you believe that you are about to usher in a turning point (zhe) in your life?"
