Zheng Ou handled the oversized "Wind Sword Oyster" with great speed. Even if it were Lin Chou himself, he might not be as fast as Zheng Ou - just look at him holding a knife in his hand and stabbing the oyster's tail. After turning around, I pried open the oyster shell and took out the oyster meat, and my hands were already shaking with afterimages.
Regardless of any strange-shaped oysters, five-clawed clams or luminous clams, they are all done with one poke, and there will never be a second bite.
Judging from this speed, which is so fast that visual residues appear, the oyster shells this guy has pried before can be connected around the earth three times, right?
What a sin.
Lin Chou was stunned and felt ashamed.
Sure enough, he still has many skills and key points on his way to becoming the God of Cooking.
The warlock watched Zheng Ou's movements for a long time, until Zheng Ou felt uncomfortable all over, and then said in a very sad and sad tone,
"It feels like déjà vu... You were also very poor before, right?"
Zheng Ou, "???"
The warlock sighed,
"Actually, I also have a good skill at cracking oyster shells. I remember it was the 1,500th or 1,350th time I blew up the house. I suffered some injuries and ended up on an isolated island when I apparated away to avoid the explosion. Because I was injured and couldn't use my mental energy to go back, I had to rely on oysters and crabs from the sea to fill my stomach for four months. Later, I even ate all the seaweed around the island... "
Lin Chou:?╭╮?
Zheng Ou:?╭╮?
Yunbei - the ecological chain of that island.
Lin Chou knew how big a warlock's appetite was, and he seriously doubted that his stomach was the same infinite independent space as the place where things were usually stored.
While the three people were talking, "Perfect Beast Form" dragged another mountain of oysters onto the boat and continued diving.
Zheng Ou pried half a mountain of oysters,
"Hmm, half of the pried pieces will be used for oyster searing, half will be used for stir-frying, and the rest will be cooked while eating?"
There are so many ways to eat oysters, which are both simple and delicious: garlic grilled oysters, steamed oysters, fresh oysters...
The cauldron is set up and the oven is set up.
Piles of oysters are put directly into the pot and steamed and grilled. Several stoves are turned on at the same time. Coupled with various large and small charcoal stoves, it is no problem for the whole ship to eat together.
The sea hunting boat soon became lively.
It's refreshing, after all, this kind of scene where the world is full of oysters is not that common even if they wander around the sea all year round.
Zheng Oulao was satisfied,
"I've wanted to do this for a long time..."
In front of Zheng Ou is a square charcoal grill with a barbed wire fence that is four to five meters wide. Dozens of oversized oysters of this type can be grilled at the same time.
The red charcoal fire will swell the oyster shells one by one, which is convenient and does not even need to pry the shells.
The fresh fragrance spreads with the heat, the juice in the oyster shell takes on a light milky white color, and the bubbles when boiling are all very spicy and charming to Zheng Ou.
Zheng Ou shouted like a hawker on the street,
"Come on, come on, the first wave of original flavor is good, the medium rare taste is the most delicious, if you want to eat it, please reach out~ The next wave is the roasted garlic one~ Lao Meng, your onion, ginger and garlic sauce is ready No, hurry up and order this, the fresh oysters are waiting for dipping!"
Meng Xiang sat cross-legged on the ground with a dark face, a half-arm-sized iron bucket on his lap, and a hammer in his hand.
"Dong dong dong!"
The whistleblower failed, and he still had to work.
But Zheng Ou still didn't cook oysters and stir-fried oysters - even though besides Lin Chou there was also the chef Wu Zhonghou.
Even the captain Xiao Hong is not idle and is responsible for helping Wu Zhonghou and Zheng Ou.
The whole crew on the ship was so happy, my dear, the fifth-level bosses happily cooked for us, and we just waited to eat - it felt like this life was worth it.
Well, when I get off the ship and take a vacation, I have to go to the tavern twice more. If I don’t brag about this awesome thing, I’ll be sorry for myself!
Zheng Ou used the chef benefit*1 to steal the largest oyster on the grill.
Even after it is cooked, the oyster meat inside the shell must be about a palm and a half long, white and thick, and just looking at it will make your mouth water.
Swallow the oyster meat in a few mouthfuls, which is mellow and delicious, and then suck off the hot juice in the shell.
"hiss..."
Wonderful!
They rushed to grab the first batch of original flavor, and then put out another batch.
After the oyster shells are roasted, add some minced garlic, chili pepper, a little soy sauce and a little vinegar. The unique deliciousness is like a bomb that continues to bombard the noses and mouths of everyone on board.
Xiao Hong has a special liking for raw oysters, which tremble like jelly.
The only trouble is that the oysters are too big to be swallowed in one bite.
Well, happy troubles.
However, when you bite into it, the juice will definitely splash everywhere, and it is full of tenderness and mellow texture.
Xiao Hong's eyes narrowed.
"No wonder some people say that oysters are fresh spirits that condense one kilometer of sea water around them."
Zheng Ou chuckled and said,
"Lu Xun once said, once you enter the Oyster Gate, it is as deep as the sea. Of all the seafood, oysters are my favorite, and everything else is just dregs."
Xiao Hong said strangely,
"Is that 'hao' originally this 'hao'? Hmm... Also, who is Lu Xun?"
Zheng Ou's face was full of admiration, but his eyes were malicious.
"That's a respectable elder."
Xiao Hong twisted her mouth,
"It's great to have read a book...but the taste of this oyster is really satisfying."
Zheng Ou interrupted again,
"It's nonsense to be satisfied with a book. Where can you get satisfaction without a book? What can you use to satisfy yourself?"
After thinking for a while, he added,
"But 'serious' is the truth. Even if you get a small book, it can greatly extend the duration of the sage's time and the number of times it appears. There is nothing more serious than that."
Warlock: "..."
Lin Chou: "..."
Meng Xiang: "..."
Petite girl: "..."
Strong man: "..."
Crew members: "..."
Zheng Ou, if you cut him open, the entire inside would be black.
——Believe it or not, we are flipping the table! This meal is not allowed to be eaten!
Xiao Hong's eyes narrowed again, becoming narrow and narrow.
"Although I don't understand what you are talking about,... there is one thing that can never be wrong."
Zheng Ou had an ominous premonition.
"What?"
Xiao Hong smiled,
"Lao Meng, beat him, hard!"
"Okay~"
"Lao Meng... We have been brothers for so many years... eh... I am really angry when you do something..."
Meng Xiang went up and hit Zheng Ou's face with a pestle - yes, that's right, it was the big iron pestle used to pound onions and ginger.
Zheng Ou's tears suddenly burst into tears.
Old Meng laughed loudly and cursed,
"I'm sorry, I've long disliked you. Today will be your memorial day next year, so I'll slap you again!"
In mind:
The first pestle is to commemorate my sadness of not having the European-style food of Lord Poseidon again.
The second pestle is to commemorate my long-term patience and tolerance over the years.
The third pestle is to pay tribute to you. You will be lucky enough to know the joy of your own memorial day while you are alive.
Another blow, if Old Wu's injury is not healed, just let Dad take it for him honestly!
Here comes another pestle, emmmm, there are too many lines and I can’t remember them... Just pay tribute to your passing youth and your once running under the sunset... Give me your life!
Meng Xiang had already used his bloodline ability to speed up, hitting him with one pestle after another, and he was very happy.
Everyone even saw a gray light falling on Zheng Ou, and Zheng Ou's movements suddenly slowed down a lot.
One plus and one minus, Zheng Ou knelt down.
Lin Chou looked at it with great interest and asked,
"Ahem, Sister Hong, Zheng Ou must have offended Lao Meng a lot..."
Xiao Hong was particularly happy to be called Sister Hong.
"Hmm, you'll know why when you read further."
Zheng Ou was beaten so hard that he couldn't escape, and kept cursing like a machine gun. At the same time, he resisted regardless of himself.
"Aww... Damn it... Are you serious... I hit you with a boat... Aww... You stepped on a horse... Aww... I can marry your mother... .Take a punch from me...Marry your old mother, marry your old mother, marry your old mother..."
I don’t know if he did it on purpose or because of his accent. All the “qù” sounds sounded like “qǔ”.
Meng Xiang heard it and laughed angrily.
"People who don't look that good think they are quite beautiful. It seems that even being beaten is not enough. Now you want to take advantage of me? I'll lend you some courage!"
An iron pestle whipped out the phantom, which seemed to be heavy again and again, and sparks shot out.
I'm afraid that by the time these two men finish fighting, the iron pestle will really be ground into a needle.
Zheng Ou screamed and shouted furtively,
"Hey, if you don't object, then that's just right. I'll go to your house as soon as I get off the boat. What if it succeeds? People who love to laugh will never have bad luck. Brother, don't worry, I'm Zheng Ou Is he that kind of person?"
Changed the position of being beaten,
"Really, don't worry, I will take advantage of you? That's not true! After I chased your mother, we have different generations. I call you brother, and you call me dad. What do you think? "
Everyone on the boat spurted blood.
Lin Chou, "..."
It seems that I finally understand why Lao Meng’s hatred towards Zheng Ou is so high, it’s so poisonous!
This product is much more delicious and refreshing than those coquettish seductresses out there who sell cute semen in women's wigs and swishing wigs, and they are so fresh and refined that it's suffocating.
Lao Meng: "Top move, ten times accelerated version! Come and die~!"
...
Compared to the hustle and bustle on the mushroom-hunting Little Red, the Evil Shark was as quiet as a ghost ship.
There were the same big pots and barbecue tools on the bow deck, and there were also a lot of people, but everyone's face looked frightened and on the verge of tears.
Originally, the mushroom-picking crew Xiaohong sent two mountains of oysters over and the ordinary crew members were very happy. However, considering the mood of Aisha who had been hiding in the cabin and refused to come out, everyone could only endure it.
Just now, this fifth-level boss was hit by the feces of nine seagulls in just ten minutes - oh, they were alienated seagulls, each one was more than six meters long from head to tail, with a wingspan of more than ten meters.
God, what a huge piece of bird droppings that is. I’ve never seen anything so heavy in my life.
There was a crew member who really couldn't stand it and advised Aisha to give him a good wash. It's very likely that the seagulls smelled him later and mistook him for Mobile C.
Others sneered, but Aisha's eyes lit up.
Yes, I was unlucky enough to get sucked into the river before. Although the flow was a bit small... Bah... it's probably the smell left over from that time.
That's right...bah...you're right...
In short, there is no such thing as a halo of bad luck in the world, well, absolutely not.
Aisha took eight vigorous baths and came out. Suddenly she felt that the sky was yellower and the sea was bluer. She felt refreshed and the whole world became lovely.
So Aisha, who was suddenly in a good mood, decided to get close to the masses and blend in with them like the guys on the other boat.
"Come on, come on, I'm an evolver and I'm fast. I'll pry the oyster shells. You guys prepare the pot, grill and ingredients... oh, this oyster is really huge and looks really iconic, Ness! "
A group of crew members, you look at me and I look at you, can you still resist, everyone is busy with their own things~
A dozen people followed Aisha to pry the oyster shells, while the remaining people tossed other bits and pieces, preparing to start an oyster feast - this opportunity can be said to be rare.
As an evolver, Aisha can pry oyster shells very quickly even when he is injured.
His movements are agile and his strength is super high. The sound of pry shells and oyster shells hitting the deck became a rhythmic symphony.
"Pa bang bang~"
"Bah bang bang!"
A group of crew members looked at each other in a daze.
The evil sand man showed his holiness in front of him, and he was in a happier mood.
"Haha, that guy Zheng Ou must be showing off his speed again. We are not much slower than him!"
At this time, he heard the crew member squatting next to him scream as fiercely as if his throat was broken.
"Fuck... snake, snake, snake... spiny-scaled sea viper..."
This thing is a famous hybrid mutant. It is highly poisonous and reaches the stomach in one step in three seconds...
Bah, in short, its venom can make an ordinary person so cold that even gods can't save him in three seconds.
"Don't panic!"
Esha waved his hand and hit the snake that emerged from the oyster hill with a snap on the head.
"It's just a sea snake! Oh, it's still an underage version. It will be roasted in a while!"
No effort, just Hong Guoguo's teasing.
If this snake was lucky enough to be able to speak human words, the conversation would definitely be like this.
snake:
Brother, I am a snake, a venomous one, with real sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, and it is extremely venomous. Please don’t tease me and give me some dignity, can we all be safe?
Bad sand:
Hahaha, I am a human being, a very skinny kind. The Evolver template is genuine, with rough skin and thick meat. I will pamper you as much as I want, but I won’t listen~
snake:
That’s all, look at the bite, emmmmmmm!
Bad sand:
Hehehehehehe... How the hell did you bite me? !
The whole boat was stunned.
A fifth-level evolver, coming and going like wind, sparks and lightning, how could he be bitten?
Someone told the truth in one word,
"It must be Master Aisha pretending to adjust the atmosphere~"
A boatload of people: "Hahaha, Master Aisha is so funny."
Another person said: "Fuck, fuck, it's bleeding, it's bleeding..."
Our victim was completely confused, so how did this stupid snake break through my defense?
Lord Aisha held his bleeding crotch and looked at the twisting snake and wanted to cry without tears.
It seems that after protecting his waist, he must also protect his balls.
——The two fangs each occupy a sphere, so they are not empty or biased. It is a benefit for obsessive-compulsive disorder. The taste should be very good, right?
With the feeling of cold liquid squeezing in, even the initial pain disappeared.
Aisha: I will not die, but my face will die for me.
His consciousness turned from green to black as his face became increasingly green, and finally the screen went black.
There was chaos on the Evil Shark.
