"what is this??"
Emmmmm, more than one or two people are curious about what is in this big iron box.
This way of appearing is a bit cool, automatically responding to Boss Lin's call and sending the gift?
They would never have thought that a certain boss Lin had the same way of opening:
Step one, hang yourself on the shovel.
Step two, throw yourself out.
That feels great.
However, because step three has not yet been perfected, Boss Lin rarely performs such a cool appearance in front of others. After all, the style of painting looks a bit evil.
The theoretical step (3-1): "Shovel away~"
Well, what does it matter if there is no return? What comes and goes is the way to go!
Lin Chou was really a little excited. He imagined that one day he would casually report a coordinate point, and then shovel all the way to the battlefield with sparks and lightning in minutes. His dearest customer happily picked up the big iron hanging under the shovel. I took out the packed meals and put a generous tip in the box, waved my hand and said goodbye with a happy look on my face...
Ball sack!
No, no, there must be something wrong!
Cross it out, cross it out, and start again:
The enigmatic Boss Lin reported the coordinates casually, and Convenient Shovel arrived at the battlefield with sparks and lightning in minutes. Boss Lin's enemies trembled under the powerful power of Convenient Shovel, knelt down in the tiger's style, and cried bitterly and begged. "Boss Lin, please spare your life~", Convenient Shovel and Boss Lin said that they did not want to spare their lives, and then the enemy was wiped out in endless regret (Why? Why did I offend such a terrifying power? I regret~), Convenient Shovel waved. Sleeves, never take away a cloud, deeply hiding merit and fame.
——Well, this is the correct style of painting! What the hell is food delivery? nonexistent!
"Boss Lin? What's wrong with you?"
"Ahem..."
Lin Chou woke up from his sexual state and looked at the sky, feeling embarrassed.
"Boss Lin, what's going on here..."
Xiao Hong's tone was full of hope, and she whispered in her heart,
"Ignore the space barrier and directly enter this weird ancestral place? It's simply terrifying... Can we go out then?"
Lin Chou replied,
"lunch."
Xiao Hong: "???"
Lao Sha: "???"
Lin Chou opened the lid of the big iron box.
"Didn't I promise to get you some food just now... Damn it?"
Three yellows in a big iron box:
"Cack?"
(After all, the boss finally couldn’t help but want to eat me?
Great Summoning Technique: My most loyal little brother, Master Warlock, please answer my summons. Please save me as soon as possible. I have three thousand beauties in my three-yellow harem and I haven’t even had time to enjoy it. I’m going to die... cack! )
"..."
Lao Sha said cautiously,
"This chicken...is there anything you can say about it? If it's such a small one, I'm afraid it won't be enough for us to eat..."
Even if Sanhuang has a tall cockscomb, bright red fur, shiny and majestic chicken, and the bulging chicken looks quite good, it is not enough for eight fifth-level evolvers!
...
Yan returns to the mountain.
Warlock, Su Yourong, and Chi Zhi (two people and one spirit body, rounded up to about three people, um, just sauce) maintained a unified appearance and stared blankly at the sky.
Red only,
"I'm dead, my salary..."
Poor big-breasted sister, wake up, you never have much salary.
Su Yourong,
"Shihu must be so angry that he didn't even have time to put anything in, not even seasonings... Shihu probably ate Sanhuang out of anger, right?"
Since Mr. Lin, who often runs away from home, may call for the shovel at any time, the shovel is actually always placed in an open area (more accurately, it is thrown away casually, and it doesn’t matter where it is thrown. Anyway, this thing is heavy enough to protect others. Even if Lin Chou could hold it, he would just whistle and run back like a dog. There was no need to worry about throwing it away. Boss Lin was very relieved), and when Lin Chou left, , the big-breasted sister and Yourong would update the ingredients in the big iron box every once in a while - after all, they were not placed in a thermostat or cold storage. Even though the spoilage process of food ingredients and other ingredients in the Cataclysm Era was generally prolonged, But after all, it will still be stale and spoiled, so regularly changing the ingredients in the box has become an unshirkable task for Big Breasted Sister and Xiao Yourong.
However, today when the two of them were updating the ingredients, the warlock master who was determined to please Sanhuang completed his daily task and appeared next to him with Sanhuang in his arms. Sanhuang's muscles twitched and he suddenly jumped up. Go in - and tragedy strikes.
Warlock,
"My poor Lord Sanhuang, I'm here to save you... Disapparate, let's go!"
However, the suspicious "pop" sound did not appear as promised.
The warlock's gray mist condensed into a grief-stricken black figure in mid-air,
"It's over, it's over. Even the ninth-level magic like Apparition can't be cast? Sure enough, without Master Sanhuang's blessing, I started to be unlucky immediately? Master Sanhuang is on top, Master Sanhuang save me. Wow, wow, wow, I don't want the ground to be flat." If you stumble, don't be hit by the stone lion gate stack that flies over for no reason. Don't lose your arms and legs if you fail to cast a spell. Don't lose your wallet again and again. Lord Sanhuang, please save me... Hey, that's not right, Lord Sanhuang. Above, your loyal warlock has come to the rescue and is waiting for me!! Damn it, why am I suddenly unable to lock the coordinates of Master Sanhuang? Why? This is unscientific..."
"But luckily I was prepared!"
The warlock stretched out his hand, and a naked skeleton monster was summoned.
"Feel the glorious and majestic aura of Master Sanhuang, my little wolfdog~ Take me to find Master Sanhuang~"
The skeleton monster immediately enters standby analysis mode.
"Lock on the breath of 'the most glorious and magnificent three (three, capital letters) Lord Huang', determine the coordinates, the coordinates cannot be analyzed, intercept the path, track the mode, please board the plane!"
After the skeleton monster issued a series of voice prompts without any emotional content,
"Plop~"
Immediately lie down on the ground and respectfully invite the warlock to "board" - which is actually to step on the back of the humanoid skeleton monster.
Capable of:
"I have a bad feeling..."
"Did Lord Warlock want to...?"
The skeleton monster's two feet spurted out hot air, and then a flash of lightning flashed, and the air instantly turned into a blue flame.
"boom~"
The sonic boom cloud stayed in place, and the warlock and the skeleton monster had turned into small black dots in the distance.
Looking at the warlock who stepped on the humanoid skeleton monster and flew three feet away from the ground, Su Yourong muttered with a stiff face,
"Why can't I be envious of this scene that is supposed to be very chic and touching..."
The busty sister said quietly,
"Remember when you took me to see [Shu Mountain] a few days ago?"
"Remember, super handsome, flying sword, swish, swish, menstrual wheel, swish, swish~"
"What if the flying sword and menstrual cycle were replaced with skeleton specimens, and then the flying sword and the body were hovering..."
"..."
What a devil!
Xiao Yourong looked stiff and heavy,
"Sister Chizhi, let's take a salt-baked chicken to Shihu's hut and watch [Shu Mountain] again later, okay? Shihu's big bed is so comfortable ~ eat and watch it at the same time."
"Why? Didn't I just watch it a few days ago?"
"I want to banish the scene of Lord Warlock flying on a skeleton monster from my mind. When I think of this, I feel that my whole painting style is going to be distorted!"
"..."
...
Return to ancestral land.
Lin Chou's mouth twitched,
"You chicken finally realized that you are actually very annoying and edible, and are you ready to self-destruct?"
"Cack?"
"Try calling me again!!"
"Oh oh oh oh oh (powerful as a rainbow)~"
Lin Chou:
"Hehehe, it's not fair to eat so many good things, but it must taste good."
Everyone had this expression from beginning to end——?-?!
So how do you, the elderly, manage to communicate with the ingredients?
Lao Sha rubbed his hands and looked at Xiao Hong and others who were trying to rescue him.
"Well, boss Lin, Sister Hong, you must have come here after eating, so this chicken... is actually almost enough to fill the bellies of the five of us on the Evil Shark."
Lao Sha looked shy and very self-conscious.
three yellow,
"Giggle! Giggle?"
Xiao Hong,
"???"
Lin Chou raised his eyebrows, his eyes subtle,
"Huh? If you bring anything else, it can be considered as a free picnic. This chicken is a bit special. You need to pay first. Are you sure you are prepared to bear the 'karma' of eating it? .”
Lao Sha was stunned. He was just eating a chicken, so how could he rise to the metaphysical realm of cause and effect?
Could it be that this Boss Lin is actually a disciple of Buddhism, emmmmm, the kind of person who is led by lay people to practice?
The Buddha sees eighty-four thousand insects in a bowl of water. If he does not uphold this mantra, is it like eating the flesh of all living beings?
Lao Sha laughed in his heart and said,
"No problem at all!"
(At worst, I’ll just have to work hard and recite a few more words of “Om Basipara Manishaha”. I’m a fourth-level member of the Ancient Culture Research Association, and I’m a very literate person!)
After saying these words, Lao Sha suddenly felt as if there was a cold air creeping from the soles of his feet to the top of his feet, and he shivered violently.
"Hey...what's going on, you have a cold? Hey, do you feel cold suddenly?"
The petite girl and the strong man tightened their clothes,
"Boss, are you freezing? It's been super cold here. Stop talking, let's eat chicken first. We're really going to starve to death..."
After the two of them finished speaking, they also shivered.
"Phew, this damn place seems to be getting colder and colder."
Lin Chou: "Well done! I've been waiting for this sentence!"
(づ￣3￣)づ╭?～
...
At the same time, the warlock was still on his way riding...a skeleton.
"Damn it, why am I getting more and more sad - I have a bad intuition. Could it be that Lin Zi is really going to eat Lord Sanhuang?"
"No, no, no, Master Sanhuang's pet chicken hasn't started laying eggs yet. Lin Chou doesn't know how to kill the chicken to get the eggs. How much can a chicken be sold for? No, no, Master Sanhuang is priceless... a priceless treasure!! "
"Damn it, what's the reason? Could it be that someone is plotting against Master Sanhuang?"
"Sure enough, I can't protect Master Sanhuang with just a handful of strength in the face of all kinds of strange bloodline abilities. It's really not reliable. Next time, I must make a comprehensive and three-dimensional security plan for Master Sanhuang... ...Now is not the time to think about this... Damn it, Mr. Sanhuang, you must be safe and sound. No matter who it is, no matter who it is, don't let me know who it is. I want to kill...I want to chop. ...No, I want to touch you, touch you hard, feel the fear of being dominated by bad luck, hahaha, I want to touch your whole family and spray all your saliva on their faces~"
Just like this, roaring crazily all the way, the skeleton monster's legs, hands, prostate and anus were spraying blazing blue flame beams, and it was sprinting towards the south at an alarming speed.
At the same time, with a radius of one hundred kilometers from the center of the warlock, countless wild beasts, alien beasts, and sporadic living corpses began their performances:
Broken legs while walking, food stuck in mouth, waist broken by foreign objects falling from the sky...
Throw away Rem!
...
Return to ancestral land.
Xiao Hong finally exploded on the spot,
"Sha, I made the biggest mistake in my life by coming to save you. I just let you die in this damn place. Eat, eat, eat. What else do you know besides eating? How long have you been eating?!"
Lao Sha, a big man, was speechless after being scolded, and said weakly,
"I...you...but what else can I do besides eating...I've been trying for two months, but I can't get out no matter what...Also, my surname is evil, not Sha." .”
Xiao Hong sneered,
"Oh, disgusting."
"My surname is evil, a single surname, not a compound surname, e, four sounds."
"Oh, that's disgusting."
"..."
Lao Sha felt that he was hopeless and despised. Sure enough, would long-term setbacks make people lose their fighting spirit?
(Then I...yes, let’s think about it again! Xiao Hong can find me and come all the way to save me. How can I give up on treatment? This is wrong!)
Lao Sha exhaled a breath of old breath and said solemnly and firmly,
"Boss Lin, please cook this chicken right away... I mean this chicken. After eating, I will be a brand new Laosha. I will definitely be able to think of a way out!!"
Lin Chou was also planning to take the opportunity to sell Sanhuang at a good price, but just as he was about to speak——
"Bang!"
Xiao Hong closed the big iron box.
"Eat your Rem, eat it, go home and eat your mother! I'm going to feel cold when you think of a way! Look what that is!"
Lao Sha was trembling as saliva was sprayed all over his face.
Feeling guilty——
(Sister Hong’s saliva, emmm, it smells so good!)
It's a pity that Zheng Ou, who has been secretly in love with Sister Hong for many years, doesn't know what Lao Sha is thinking. Otherwise, he would probably eat Lao Sha alive, crush his bones and spread his ashes.
Lao Sha looked in the direction of Sister Hong's finger - Xiao Hong pointed at the location where it was convenient for the shovel to "come in", and now it became a little weird.
Like broken glass, it is full of large and small cracks, and there is a black hole in the center. The surrounding semi-broken "glass pieces" fall down from time to time, turning into fine light dust in mid-air. gradually disappear.
That position gives people an unreal feeling, as if there is something behind them. If you look at it for a long time, your mind will be confused and your eyes will be sore.
If I had to describe it, in everyone's eyes, the "gap, broken point" scenery is like a fuzzy mosaic marked with oversized squares, falling off piece by piece, turning into a smaller mosaic, and an even smaller mosaic. The mosaic...eventually disappears.
Lao Sha didn't care about the pain in his brain and eyes.
"Zhoucao... is this place about to 'collapse'? Can we get out?"
Xiao Hong:
"hehe."
I have never seen anyone with such a low desire for survival in my life!
Xiao Hong's expression was cold,
"Haha, if this space doesn't 'collapse' into a mosaic, I feel like we should be able to get out soon."
There was already a solemn meaning in the words,
"After you are lucky enough to go out, you know, practice boxing with me - I will beat the shit out of you."
Standard declarative sentence structure, the kind that requires a period after writing.
"..."
