Of course, the "dish" of this dish refers to the Gungun body shape itself.
But in fact - the listeners are sad and the listeners cry. It would be great if all the dishes in Mr. Lin's restaurant were served on such large plates. I'm afraid the diners wouldn't have to laugh so hard that their noses would burst with snot in their dreams.
The billowing black eyes suddenly became bright and bright, giving people the impression that the dark circles under his eyes that he had never woken up from had directly evolved into black pearls just fished out from the deep sea - although they were still black, the effect was completely different. language.
Two boneless creatures, one black and one white, that looked like plasticine suddenly slid down from the rolling neck, with cat hair all over their bodies exploding. I don't know if they made a "purring" sound from the mouth or nasal cavity, under the flesh pad. Her toenails popped out one by one, and she pressed her hands on the kitchen floor and began to step on her breasts seriously.
Lin Chou was surprised and said to Gungun,
"Eh? You haven't had enough fun with these cute little things. When do you plan to come into my bowl?"
"Meow~"
The two little things were so frightened that they suddenly disappeared.
Lin Chou sighed seriously,
"Oh, what a pity, it's twenty million."
As soon as Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai disappeared from the store, Niu Lanshan screamed like his jaw was dislocated.
"Mist Grass"
"Don't come near me"
Lin Chou poked his head out of the kitchen and asked,
"what's the situation?"
Then, like everyone else, he was stunned by the scene in front of him.
I saw Niu Lanshan jumping on the table, dancing and shouting, with tears and snot flying from his nose.
Two ghost-like creatures, one black and one white, shuttled back and forth around him as if they were teleporting at an astonishing speed. Their gleaming toes and claws tore the air and made bursts of sharp tearing sounds. Niu Lanshan's robe turned into a robe in the blink of an eye. The rags were covered with strands of rags, and the large colorful underpants were exposed - this part was the key target of Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai.
Ji Tang is no longer called Ji Tang, and he plans to change his name to Ji Dong immediately.
He rubbed his eyes in disbelief,
"Mingyue, am I hallucinating?"
The bamboo shoot flavored hard candies in Mingyue's hand were scattered all over the table and the floor.
"Boss, do you think if we record this scene and sell it to Mingguang Daily, we won't have to worry about food and drink for the rest of our lives?"
Mamma Mia, I have never seen such a embarrassed high-ranking boss!
Lin Chou blinked his eyes and asked again,
"What's going on?"
A group of people stared blankly at Niulan Mountain, who was jumping up and down in a state of embarrassment. They didn't bother to answer Lin Chou's questions.
The warlock calmly clinked glasses with the skeleton.
"Cat catches mouse."
"??"
"I mean, you can understand it as a cat and a mouse. Really, what's so surprising?"
""
Not only is it strange, it is extremely rare. Have you ever seen a third-level kitten catch a sixth-level mouse? Are you tired of living or something?
Niu Lanshan screamed,
"Lin Lin Lin Chou, if you are still watching the fun, get these two little things away quickly, or else I will kill you with Yu Lei Jue, ah ah ah ah, help me."
Lin Chou spread his hands, this is really not my little brother!
Niu Lanshan simply can't keep up with the speed of Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai - not to mention that there is an even more terrifying Mr. Gun behind these two little things. Niu Lanshan, who has already bought the bottom of the buff, can only be defeated in a second against him. How dare he Really get your hands dirty.
Niu Lanshan was really anxious when he called Tiantian but not Earthly. He finally saved some stock, so he couldn't just feed the cat, right?
The rabbit bites people when it is anxious, he threatened,
"Let's go, Zhuan Kai, don't come over here. I told you that I will bite you? Woof! Woof!"
A chin on the ground.
It wasn't until Lord Gungun roared a few times that Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai reluctantly ran away, leaving Niu Lanshan covered in rags and crying without tears.
"I'm so stupid, really. I just know that going to a poor place like yours will do nothing good."
Lin Chou was surprised.
"I said, Grandpa Niu, are you too old to lift the knife? Why are you so slow that you can't even deal with two cats? Also, what did you put in your underwear? Catnip?"
""
Niu Lanshan was almost so angry that he lost his temper. He was so crazy. Who the hell would put catnip in their pants?
"It's strange. Little Black and Little White are hiding on Gungun's body and almost don't even show their faces. Why are they so excited when you come?"
The corners of Niu Lanshan's mouth turned bitter.
How do you want me to explain and tell you the principles of my bloodline ability? Are you saying that after leaving those living souls, I will only have an empty shell of sixth-level strength?
How could he say this!
"Tell me, why exactly? Is it for the tribe?"
""
qnnnd for the tribe.
Niu Lanshan could only admit that he was unlucky, and pulled his face weakly.
"Is the food ready? I'm leaving now. I'm leaving now."
Under the silent gaze of a roomful of people who were holding back their laughter and were confused, Niulan Mountain disappeared at the foot of the mountain. Its lonely and desolate back was like the despair of a destitute phoenix after laying an egg.
Chi Zhi was thoughtful,
"He didn't say it was because of his bloodline ability. Don't you Mingguang people always value your ability more than your life, and hide it deeper than a hole in the ground?"
"Besides, the last time I saw him take action, he wasn't this weak."
Lin Chou suddenly remembered something. Just when he was about to speak, he heard the warlock say disdainfully,
"Those living souls are gone, and his strength will naturally plummet - I reminded him a long time ago, but I didn't take it seriously by looking at him. After practicing for a long time, he will not only lose his life."
Lin Chou said,
"Hundred Ghosts Night Parade?"
The warlock nodded,
"The name is quite good. I don't know the specific bloodline ability. It's just that the disgusting and disgusting smell on him is getting stronger and stronger. It doesn't matter that he is in his prime now. When his energy starts to go away, When it's going downhill, haha, he will suffer."
Although the warlock didn't say it directly, Lin Chou somewhat understood.
"Is there really such a thing? Damn! I thought those little flutters I saw before were all illusions! If I had known, I would have caught two to study them, but they were all eaten by cats."
The magician Jie Jie smiled strangely,
"It seems that it is very rare for this thing to appear in the main material plane. When will you be able to physically cross the void? I will take you to the abyss plane and you will know. Hehe, the main material plane is not suitable for soul-generating activities. Soon It will dissipate naturally. For someone like him to forcefully seize the soul for his own use, tsk tsk!"
"Aren't you happy with the cycle of karma and retribution?"
A big spicy sign appeared on the warlock's head and he said,
"There's nothing wrong with you saying that. Evolutionaries are not the only ones who have awakened in the era of cataclysm. It seems that the will of heaven and earth is also in an 'awakening' state. To put it bluntly, what he did is already intervening in the basic laws of cause and effect and the operation of all things. It will definitely be criticized. The will of heaven and earth excludes and takes special care of. Nothing comes without a price, especially those who have gone astray. Those who have gone astray will have to pay more and more cruelly. Five evils and three shortcomings will lead to disaster. Our ancestors have said it long ago. .”
Lin Chou asked,
"how about you?"
The jaws of the skeleton made a clicking sound, as if it was mocking.
He seemed to be very proud of his answer,
"We are different~"
Lin Chou suddenly realized,
"Hey, I seem to understand. Is this why your luck value became negative?"
""
After an extremely embarrassing silence, the warlock's mentality suddenly collapsed——(╯‵□′)╯︵┻┻.
Ji Tang was sweating profusely after eating, and said with a smile,
"Boss Lin, can you give us another jar of wine?"
Lin Chou glanced at him and shook his head.
"Although you are all at the fifth level, your foundations are relatively weak. A jar of Five-Colored Snake King Wine will already irritate you. If you drink it again, it will cause permanent damage to your strength. Are you sure you want to drink it?"
Ji Tang and others looked at each other.
"Okay, don't drink it. Boss Lin's food is indeed well-deserved. After eating it, the effect is immediate and amazing - especially this wine. After drinking a bottle, I feel like I am about to break through!"
Several men nodded one after another, all of them had red faces and breathed out the strong smell of alcohol. Even the aura on their bodies could not be concealed, rising and falling like the tide.
Lin Chou looked strange,
"You? You are still far behind. But if nothing happens to her, she has the best chance of breaking through this year."
Mingyue pointed to her nose in disbelief,
"I, you mean me??"
Lin Chou nodded.
"Impossible. Among us, I am the weakest. Moreover, I just broke through to the fifth level three years ago. I am still a beginner of the fifth level and have not moved at all. How could I break through two levels in a row in one year?" class?!"
Lin Chou could see the state of the diners, but it was just a mysterious feeling, not clear, and it was impossible for him to tell the reason for sure.
I had to shake my head,
"I can't tell clearly, but there is a 60% chance that you hope to break through to the sixth level before the end of the year. Of course, that is if you come here often."
There was a burst of brilliance in Mingyue's eyes, and she suddenly lowered her eyes.
"I'd better survive this mission first."
Sikong interjected,
"I said, what on earth are you going to do? This is the first time I've seen someone eat a meal like the Last Supper."
Mingyue looked at Ji Tang, who looked around,
"this"
Sikong said impatiently,
"Isn't it enough for me to give my guarantee here?"
Ji Tang said bitterly,
"Mr. Sikong misunderstood. In fact, we originally planned to ask Boss Lin something."
"oh?"
Ji Tang gritted her teeth.
"The six of us can almost be regarded as the people with the strongest life-saving ability in the fifth level of Mingguang. We have been a team for a long time and have always cooperated very well. We investigate, escape, and carry out dangerous secret missions. This time the mission location is the only one. , but it’s in Northwest Wolf City.”
The expressions on the faces of the six people were not very good-looking, and they looked quite sad like the wind rustling and Yi Shuihan.
Lin Chou immediately said in a long voice,
"Hey, the base city has finally learned to send elites instead of large troops? What a joy!"
"The above told us that Boss Lin just escaped from the Northwest Wolf City. Can we get some useful information from you?"
Lin Chou pinched her chin and said disgustedly,
"How can I put it this way? It's not even a visit. After all, I haven't even entered the city. The people of Wolf City feel like a barbaric primitive tribe to me. I saw a lot of human bones piled up under the city wall. , the tooth marks on it are also human, it seems that Wolf City has a hobby of human sacrifice."
The faces of the six people became stiff for a while.
Lin Chou looked up and down.
"I said, you are not carrying out some secret infiltration mission, right? Let me tell you, it is impossible. Their faces all have that kind of weird oil paint tattooed on their faces. They seem to be determined based on their identity, family, status, etc. I can’t figure out the pattern, since everyone is different.”
Ji Tang breathed a sigh of relief.
"Thank you, Boss Lin. This information is very important. What is your strength? How is your strength?"
"It's just average, definitely much weaker than Luan Mountain, but an old man meant that the place is divided into Inner Wolf City and Outer Wolf City. It's very similar to the relationship between Mingguang and Heichenhai - if you look at it this way, you got it."
"We have been prepared for this."
Sikong looked thoughtful,
"Although Wolf City is more miserable, Mingguang has suffered such a big secret loss, so he won't let it go easily. Do you really think that Mingguang is meat on the chopping board, and anyone can take a bite of it?"
"However, at this time, your mission is, isn't Mingguang preparing to fight back immediately? Lin Chou, how far is Wolf City from here??"
Lin Chou was suddenly stunned.
I uh"
Several people in the store looked at Lin Chou without blinking.
Someone said that his head is very square,
"How would I know? He took me driving in circles in the wilderness for several days, and I no longer remember the road. Anyway, it should be in the northwest, right?"
""
As everyone knows, Boss Lin's road-crazy attribute has reached the point where as long as he is not carried away by a shovel, you can't expect him to walk in a straight line, so this question is not suitable for him.
Sikong said contemptuously,
"Forget it, I knew you were unreliable."
Lin Chou stared. He hated the fact that others openly or covertly used his attribute as a road idiot to make trouble.
"Hey, why don't you say that this commander has also been to Wolf City?"
Sikong sneered,
"Then you go and see me again?"
(ノ｀Д)ノ
Suddenly turned into a deflated rubber ball,
"you win."
——He really can’t find it.
The six-person group were all at a loss. It turns out that the legendary infinitely powerful Lord Poseidon, the high-level alien beast killer in the beast tide, and Boss Lin from Yanhui Mountain are so temperless?
Lin Chou was extremely embarrassed and muttered,
"White Horse Arrow is such an awesome magic weapon, and he doesn't even mention bringing a trip recorder or something like that."
"Hey, you are not professional at all in finding this step. They are automatically navigating, okay?"
""
Uh-huh!
Ben, can I be called a Lu Chi when it comes to my boss?
That's called a feature!
Then he quickly covered his mouth, Lin Chou was afraid that he would spit out some weak and incomprehensible words such as "geological changes", "template application" and "the will of the universe", causing the small restaurant to be filled with a happy atmosphere that would be detrimental to him.
“e=(′o｀*)))”
Blame me? I don’t want to at all!
Facing the six patrons leaving, Lin Chou wanted to take out a pink handkerchief and wave it around.
"What a good person~ Come here often~!"
Suddenly, I felt uneasy and uneasy.
"It's strange, why do I always feel like something is wrong?"
