Xiao Yourong and big-breasted sister...
Huh--
Ball's sack, let's take a closer look. Why would Mao think that these two terms are actually synonyms? ?
Forget it, don't worry about these details.
So, the generation gap between Xiao Yourong and the big-breasted sister goes far beyond this.
Putting religious beliefs aside for the time being, Su Yourong felt that the real problem was——
"Sister Chizhi, I heard Shihu say that there are no men in your tribe?"
Chi's face froze, and then he said disdainfully,
"stupid..."
"Oh, oh, oh, fish-lipped male creatures, exuding a filthy stench... I know all this, but why on earth are there no men?"
Chi only frowned,
"Actually... there is."
"ha?!"
Chi just looked at Su Yourong, her tender little face, her snow-grey skin, and her big, faintly shining eyes. He suddenly held her in his arms and rubbed her hard, rubbing her face, hair, and belly. After a set of moves, I learned the true story of a bad shop owner ravaging the fur ball.
"Ah...Aka...sister...itchy...wow...what are you doing..."
Chi only held Su Yourong,
"Actually, there is. The praying women in the past generations have been deprived of the right to reproduce, but other people in the tribe can give birth to offspring. There may be male babies, and there is also... another kind of monster. The male born will be immediately killed. Send them away, and only female babies will be left in the tribe. As for why, no one knows, and no one cares anyway. Men are useless and troublesome. It just continues like this from generation to generation. If I had not left the tribe and the people of the tribe, There has been no eviction, and the sinkhole has not turned into a lake... Maybe when I find the next generation of praying girls, I will be qualified to know such secrets."
Su Yourong took advantage of Chi Zhi's distraction and grabbed a handful of her majestic mountain, then twisted it hard at the top.
"hiss..."
The big-breasted sister was startled and took a breath.
Su Yourong finally escaped from her control and emerged from her arms, gasping for air.
"Huh, I'm holding it in so much, I'm holding it in so much..."
Su Yourong wrinkled her crystal nose, and the question she wanted to ask just now was completely forgotten in her mind.
"Big-breasted sister, if you keep washing the dishes like this, you will lose your balance, I tell you!"
Su Yourong thought that her words could be called "vicious" and would definitely be met with a kinetic attack like a violent storm. She was ready to escape at any time. As long as this big-breasted monster dared to move, she would immediately I want to run into the house and complain to Shihu - hum, I will deduct another twenty years of your bonus!
Unexpectedly, Chi just smiled indifferently and waved his hand,
"Pa~"
What Su Yourong didn't expect was that the big-breasted sister's slap hit her noble buttocks, causing ripples.
"You Mingguang have a saying - the front is curved and the back is curved. Real women will never lose their balance. The balance is always in our own hands!"
Is that an idiom? Su Yourong complained that this cute girl was not as knowledgeable as an illiterate.
Of course, these are not the point.
The point is that Su Yourong has been muttering in her heart for a long time, but she is still shaking - she only patted it once! Please speak some truth, please! ! Fatty! ! !
Su Yourong turned around unexpectedly and looked down from her round shoulders.
"Wow...wuwuwu...why...I only saw the heels..."
What a sad story!
Su Yourong's mind was now full of thoughts like this:
Am I out of balance?
Am I out of coordination?
Could it be that...this cute girl and I are disabled?
——It’s so sad that I can’t even breathe.
At this time, someone with a green head jumped up the hillside,
"Eh? What's wrong with Yourong? Who messed with you?"
Su Yourong glanced at her, with her arms folded across her chest like a little quail cowering in a corner and shivering on a rainy day. The reason why this quail was soaked was not the rain, but the concentrated, capitalized sadness that overflowed from her heart.
He said in a low tone,
"Huh, it's not my fault that I'm small!"
After saying that, he glared at the big-breasted sister and ran into the house.
Well, there is absolutely no way to complain to Master Shihu about this kind of thing. I can only go to the corner to lick my wounds silently and draw circles.
The big-breasted sister sighed with unusual sympathy,
"This child... is not small at all. He is not there at all."
Gone too.
"Too...small? Not at all?"
Someone with green hair widened her innocent eyes, blinked hard, and lowered her head - she saw the toes of her shoes.
"I..."
Someone with green hair suddenly felt the malice from all over the world, and the air pressure in her chest was so low that she couldn't breathe.
A sour taste completely overwhelmed her, and a shrill cold wind seemed to be whistling within half a meter around her. It was like the souls of tons of innocent papayas were whining, roaring, roaring, struggling and unable to escape.
It's not my business...
What did my aunt do wrong to deserve such shame and humiliation?
Ben...I...I just got here...
That's not fair...
Woohoo! !
Perhaps there was some earth-shattering big business to discuss here. The potted plant turned around stiffly like a puppet, staggered down the mountain with his eyes blank.
"boom."
Wu Ke was hit by a green light and fell to the ground.
"Eh? Miss Zuo, you..."
The motor roared and the tires squeaked wildly on the spot. The front section of the car lifted up more than half a meter, landed heavily and sped out.
Wu Ke scratched his head,
"Why are you crying...what happened...being beaten?"
Wu Ke walked towards the mountain.
"Brother Chou, what are you eating today... I just saw a cactus. Did you hit her? She left crying!"
Lin Chou came out with a pot and said blankly,
"The potted plant is here? Are you crying? Wow, she still cries... Ahem, what, when did she come? I didn't see her at all!"
Wu Ke,
"???"
The two of them looked at Su Yourong,
"Yourong, have you seen it?"
Su Yourong pouted her mouth,
"I don't know. You asked the fat accumulation monster. I came in first."
Then the two people's eyes turned to Akazhi again.
Chi only shrugged,
"Little girl, just watch how I fix you... That person suddenly froze while walking. No one was talking to her at all."
Lin Chou and Wu Ke looked at each other.
Wu Ke raised his head and understood,
"Maybe a relative at home came to visit her again. Well, it should be normal. Kitten Bai often does this."
Lin Chou thought for a while and looked at the two people of the same gender in the store with a happy expression.
"Well...fortunately these two are not like this, otherwise, tsk!"
Huang Dashan came out of nowhere, carrying a five-liter Coke bottle and said casually,
"Hey, Linzi, are you going to go or not? Epiphyllum Alley is a street that just opened. That girl went to sea. I'll treat you to wine and food. Why don't you go?!"
Lin Chou conveniently put the pot on the guy's face and said impatiently,
"roll!"
Wu Ke immediately became numb when he heard that there was wine, food and a treat.
"I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, Master Shan is bright~"
Huang Dashan took off the pot from his face and stared at the 1:1 face mold above.
"Tsk... He looks a lot more handsome..."
His eyes swept over Wu Ke, and he made a tut-tsk sound.
"You? Are you going to Hualiu Alley with me? Can the scientific research institute now perform kidney multiple proliferation surgery? Believe it or not, I heard from the corner that you suspect that you will commit suicide in shame?"
Wu Ke had a straight face and a deadly serious voice.
"The Tomb of Heroes of Wenwen Village. Although I am a man and I like women, I have always been pure, pure, clean and self-sufficient. How could I go to such a dirty and dirty place?"
Huang Dashan nodded heavily,
"Tsk, I mean you are a young person. I understand. No wonder the business scope is limited to eating stinky tofu after hanging out with Sikong for so long. Tsk, it's a waste of expression."
Wu Ke's face turned green.
"How do you know... Damn it, you're talking nonsense. You can't even find out with a single hand the young girl who loves you. How is it possible? Who... is that or something, haha!"
Huang Dashan didn't bother to talk to a blushing Xiaoxiao, so he waved his hand and drove away with an expression full of disdain.
Wu Ke stayed there for a long time and decided to turn his grief and anger into food.
"Brother Chou, what do you want to eat?"
Lin Chou pinched his forehead.
"The vegetables in the back mountain are all gone. It will take a while to plant them again. We have to save the remaining vegetables, so - we can only eat meat."
"It's good to eat meat, it's good to eat meat!"
Lin Chou blinked,
"Hiss... I forgot about you. I only stewed a second-level wild boar. How about... give you a salt-baked chicken? There is also Coke in the machine, iced!"
"..."
There has never been a time in Wu Ke's life when his thirst for strength emerged like now.
Damn, I also want to eat wild boar as an undergraduate!
Su Yourong didn't mind what she ate. The little girl had a "flawless body". It didn't make much difference to her how many levels of alien beasts she ate and how many origins she had - well, of course there were some alien beasts. Meat is difficult for her ordinary stomach to digest, so the little girl will accumulate food if she accidentally eats too much, that's all.
The little girl's mind is not on what to eat for breakfast.
"Shihu, you opened a hot spring in the front mountain, can it be available on this mountain?"
A hopeful look on his face.
Lin Chou scratched his head,
"Well, what do you want to do?"
"Can you... open a big one in the back mountain? Sister Akazhi and I have always taken cold showers! Besides, other people will also like it..."
Wu Ke's eyes turned blue when he mentioned this.
"Yes, yes, I also want to ask, since there is a hot spring, why not lead it to the back mountain to build a big pool? Think about it, Brother Chou, that beauty... ahem, how can anyone just soak in a hot spring and leave after a while? , isn’t it normal to take a bath for a day and a half? Those guys from the base city have nothing else to do except play ball. It’s great to let them soak in the hot springs. They can soak in the hot springs for a few hours and then go there. Oh, besides, it’s easy to get hungry while soaking in hot springs!”
"Is there still such a thing?"
Wu Ke said that he should present the facts and be reasonable.
"I happened to read a diary before the catastrophe. It was a small business in the Changbai Mountain Hot Spring. Guess what, the people in their local village were divided into pools. Each person guarded one pool and only sold roast rabbits. The business was good. I can build a house in one winter!
"Tsk, I'm envious. I'm soaking in an open-air hot spring surrounded by snow and eating roasted rabbit. How can I not have a good appetite? It's so interesting. It's a pity that it hasn't snowed for more than two hundred years after the cataclysm. It can only be seen in old movies. Check it out."
His tone was quite sour,
"I will be able to buy a house in Xiacheng District with the salary saved by working for another thirteen years and seven months plus a loan. I am so grateful to God. Otherwise, I would have no choice but to..."
Su Yourong said happily,
"You just have to sleep on the street? I'm so happy for you!"
Wu Ke rolled his eyes,
"Otherwise, I will have to wait until thirteen years and eight months for the permanent housing allocated by my work unit. Alas, I really can't afford to lose that person!"
"..."
Su Yourong wanted to hit someone.
Lin Chou thought about it, and it actually made sense.
His place is too far away from Mingguang, and the system does not allow him to move. Ordinary people have to go back quickly after taking the risk to have a meal here. They always feel a little sorry for the guests and their own wallets.
"Hmm...I'll think about it."
He called the system in his mind, but the beeping system ignored him and only flashed a mall panel.
There is a shining frame in the standing merchandise section.
"? Spring, large, (500~1000 square meters, shape can be selected), 270,000 circulation points/port."
Hmm, the system is actually stocked?
Moreover, the price unit is actually circulation points instead of points, which shows that this thing is not valuable in the system.
Lin Chou once suspected that the system's pricing of various things was completely random, or simply depended on the mood of the system boss.
For example, repair fees, reconstruction fees, etc., the charging standards are simply confusing. Not to mention that Boss Lin, who has an IQ that is in arrears, can't understand it. It is estimated that even if he recharges his IQ, he will still be confused.
Never mind it!
Lin Chou had an idea, and the flashing frame was enlarged, revealing the three-dimensional topographic map of Yanhui Mountain and part of the Zushan Mountain that the system shamelessly autonomously added to the territory, as well as the shape of the spring.
Lin Chou took a liking to the gourd-shaped hot spring pools that were connected to a large and small one at a glance. The big one was for others to use, and the small one was for himself. Speaking of which, the last time I took a dip... uh, to be precise, I "lyed" in it? Quan, I feel quite comfortable.
Choose the placement area on the tidal flat of the mountain col on the east side outside the fence, directly downstream of the stream. The location is suitable and does not take up space.
Moreover, it was the place where Gungun and Xiaoqing, who had been away from home recently, basked in the clouds. With their presence, it was absolutely safe, a hundred times safer than Lin Chou's shop.
"That's it."
The system prompts that the placement will be completed within twelve hours. Lin Chou only needs to wait. If you have money, you can make the system suffer!
Lin Chou said,
"I'll go check it out later, it should be fine."
He didn't expect this. Although there was a women's restroom in the back, the stupid system stipulated that the showers only came out with cold water. What the hell.
After all, women can't live like men. Su Yourong can endure it until now, which shows that he is really working hard and putting in the effort.
Lin Chou was actually a little apologetic.
"Also, I'm really sorry, Chi only has a face."
Chi Zhi and Su Yourong were stunned for a moment.
"Shihu...what did you say..."
The big-breasted sister is more direct, half-smiling but not smiling,
"Old, boss, if you... deduct more wages... the sentence will be extended from the first three months to ninety-seven years..."
Mmp, no one taught you when you were young that you don’t have to worry about having too many lice and too many debts!
Lin Chou glared and grimaced,
"What nonsense, let's eat!!"
