"Squeak."
There was the sound of a chair moving slightly from behind, and some people's hearts began to rotate in circles at a constant speed in their chests at a speed of 180 miles.
Leng Han stood up slowly, bending his legs and slowly pushing the chair away.
Her legs were slender and straight, and so long that it made people nervous. Her hands naturally hung down on the table. A little crystal frost bloomed on the fingertips that were in contact with the table, making a freezing sound.
"Click...click...crack..."
Frost flowers use every simple edge and angle to create a thrilling beauty, slowly climbing and spreading on the table.
Wei Qingyu was facing Leng Han's expressionless face, and the eldest sister motioned to Leng Han with crazy eyes - "Hold it, hold it, you must hold it, you must calm down, otherwise your image will be ruined, completely ruined. !!”
Most wise people are thinking:
After this long period of silence and brewing, what finally comes out may be directly a dimensionality reduction blow. What should I do? Is it too late to jump out of this dimension now?
Ball sack!
What should I do in this situation so that I don't go with some stupid dogs?
These students in the martial arts school cannot understand the fear of being dominated by Tyrannosaurus-level creatures when Leng Han's age fluctuated for six years, and they have never seen the precious portraits passed down by their predecessors, not to mention that now they only see the back, not the back. It's natural to recognize it.
As for those who could recognize it, such as Qin Sheng and Xia Yu, they were completely stunned by these shocking remarks!
Those who don’t know, don’t be afraid.
So they tend to move forward and drift away on the road to death——
Yang Laoer licked his lips,
"Tsk, tsk, tsk...Brother Lin, you don't know, there is a legend that in martial arts schools, except for the Gao family, they all use their wives to hit their irons...Ah, bah, they use hammers to hit their wives...it belongs to the tabloids of your advanced deeds. The most marketable..."
At another table, Gao Tie's chopsticks fell from his hands, his expression extremely distorted.
And Yang Laoer's gossip fire has already burned his head.
"Today I finally saw a living person. Tell me, when did you become blind... Bah, bah, how did you survive after you became blind... Bah, bah... you Look at my mouth. I’m so excited that I can’t even speak. Don’t mind me, it’s almost enough, eh? Brother Lin, why don’t you speak?”
Show, really show, good fortune.
Lin Chou Wangtian'er, I don't mind anything you say, really.
The two tigers held Qin Sheng in one hand and the Calabash Baby in the other, and the three of them slowly retreated.
Xia Yu looked at the M500 in her hand and put it away silently - the hero was afraid that he would no longer be useful, what a tragedy!
Shan Ye casually tore off a piece of clothing lining, rolled the Kevlar fiber into two medium-sized cotton balls and stuffed them into his ears. After thinking about it, he still felt insecure, so he added another piece with partial insulation function. leather armor, my heart said,
"Hey, this kid's head is really strong - just for his head, I have to run thirty-nine meters to show respect."
Yang Laoer called twice,
"Brother Lin? Brother Lin! Hey, hey... tell me..."
(Sack of the ball!)
(Why does it feel like something is wrong!)
(so quiet!)
(So weird!)
(It’s still a little cold!)
As a reserve member of the Jinzi team, Yang Laoer quickly discovered something was wrong with his keen observation and perception skills:
The position of my teammates is very abrupt!
Thirty-nine meters away from the door stood a bright and conspicuous bald head, constantly peering inside. He was actually wearing two layers of thick leather armor in the extremely hot weather;
The second tiger, Qin Sheng, who was struggling to eat the vegetable gourd baby on a certain table, had stepped on the threshold and was still retreating quietly, slowly and cautiously. The three of them looked past themselves and looked at them in horror. behind him;
There was a kind of suppressed excitement and a trace of pity on Xia Yu's face - an expression he had only seen when his father attended the memorial service of his mortal enemy;
The eldest sister was leaning against the door frame with her arms folded across her chest, but her bulging breasts still made it difficult for any creature to look directly at her. Her eyes were full of praise and appreciation;
Next to her, a kawaii wearing a gorgeous gothic black dress was mouthing to him - "ni, shi, ding, re."
This pronunciation is indeed loli, because I play Sting~
etc--
Yang Laoer finally realized something and turned around slowly. He even heard the creaking of his cervical vertebrae.
That was a woman's back, and it was also the source of a faint chill.
Just standing there with her back to him seemed to include all the heroic adjectives used to describe women in the world.
"Gu——dong——"
Fate, wonderful beyond words.
Eyes will become blind after reading.
Eighty-five drops of cold sweat broke out on Yang Laoer's forehead.
(Help, help...)
(Three seconds, at most three seconds, I will definitely turn into ice slag!)
(Think of a way, think of a way quickly!)
(Yang Laoer, you can do it, you are very spiritual!)
"tick"
A drop of cold sweat fell to the ground.
Yang Laoer suddenly made a move and hugged Lin Chou in a standard shoulder-to-back posture——
"Hi...Hi, Brother Lin?"
Lin Chou, who was looking at Tian'er, was stunned.
"Um?!"
Yang Laoer's eyelids twitched wildly, his words quickly regained their sharpness, and he said loudly and firmly with a heavy and magnetic voice,
"Brother Lin, your indifferent expression hiding disdain and snickering has betrayed you!"
Lin Chou: "???"
"So, the legend about the Egg-Smashing Demon is all false, right?"
Lin Chou: "(￢_￢)"
(What on earth is this kid talking about?)
(Brother, dear brother, please give me a sentence so I can continue to compile it!)
Lin Chou felt an inexplicable chill appear on his back. As he hesitated for 0.003 seconds, the chill increased by more than eight times.
Assi!
Lin Chou was extremely confused.
"Huh? What kind of egg-breaking monster??"
Yang Laoer looks like a buddy who grew up wearing crotchless pants with Lin Chou. His expression is perfect. If you look at it with a microscope, it is estimated that the surface of the E. coli on this guy's face is full of sincerity.
"I'm just telling you! It's fake, it's all fake!"
"Those guys in the school are absolutely crazy. I'm telling you, they all have red eyes. Jealousy is the biggest original sin. The smallest thing can spread to the point where the sky collapses and the universe is destroyed... The Leng family has three tiger generals. , I think this group of people really can’t find a plan, so they start from this dirty corner, hey, bad taste, this kind of gossip has the most market, let me tell you, who cares whether it is true or false... However, I didn’t believe a word they said!”
There was silence.
Damn, what a blunt twist.
Lin Chou: "Haha!"
Yang Laoer maintained his arm-in-arm posture with Lin Chou and secretly wiped his sweat. There was some kind of bad taste and envy in his voice that all men knew.
"Brother Lin, I know that Leng Zhong pulls beautiful thieves, right?"
What the hell can Boss Lin say? The real boss is standing behind him, and that’s not how he was put on the shooting list.
"Of course... of course!"
Yang Laoer clapped his hands, returned to the chair and sat down with a gossipy face.
"Brother, you have made a lot of money, let me tell you, do you know? Hehe, I heard that Lieutenant General Leng has not been dating for so many years. Except for Prince Leng and grandpa, no man comes within ten meters of her! Even her biological father No way! How pure is this? Tell me - Brother Chou, you know it~ we are all men~"
Lin Chou's eyes bulged, and all other thoughts were completely exhausted, leaving only one thought:
Damn it, you really dare to hug me when you say this.
However, when he glanced at a certain location with the corner of his eye, he suddenly noticed the figure who stood up, turned around, took a bottle of salt flowers from another table, walked back, and sat down again.
Eh?
what's the situation? !
"Hey, look at what I'm doing. I'm just pretending to be a serious person. It's so hypocritical! I despise you!"
Very loud sound.
Yang Laoer crossed his legs and pointed at the country,
"They're all hot chicks, blah! You should learn more from my idol brother's vision. It's so vicious. Where can you find such a pure girl in the world? I'm so envious that I salivate... Hehe, Brother Lin, I really don't mean anything else. I just envy you...I am different, ugh..."
Yang Laoer slammed the table, and even Lin Chou trembled in the silence - what kind of trouble is this kid going to make?
"I'm so miserable. I got a wife at my mother's house. Really, I've never seen her before!"
His acting skills became even better as his acting skills improved, and his face was filled with sadness and pain.
"You don't understand! How many people are in the same household, what kind of bullshit are all ladies, some big families don't even have clean stone lions at the door - my special code has been secretly discussed by the servants in the family, and my position is actually with Her cousin has an affair, and she actually has the gall to say to me that we can’t even meet before we get married, how tender is her face!”
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I buttoned up the Hulunbuir hat first...Brother Lin, I am really envious...I envy you so much..."
Tick tock.
Not sweat, but tears.
Everyone's eyes were like those of an upright salted fish - Damn it, is what this kid said really true or is it true?
Lin Chou had forgotten that there was a line of sight behind him.
"This...is there such a thing??"
Yang Laoer smiled with tears in his eyes.
"Oh, what is this? Brother Lin, do you think this kind of thing is rare? Just ask Kong Lao, oh, there are also people who come from big families. Hey, this is nothing. , not surprising.”
The youngest Kong shook his head.
"It's true. I also heard that the second child's fiancée... has a really bad style and it's very unpleasant to hear."
Mou Ting slapped the table,
"It's... it's simply shameless! Then what are you waiting for? Come to your door, break off the engagement, is he a man?"
"Do you think I don't want to? Believe it or not, my father will break my legs and drag me back to the house before I even reach her door?"
"..."
Kong Lao Er patted Yang Lao Er on the shoulder.
"Brother Chest, my condolences."
Yang Laoer said hey,
"What's the point of mourning? Anyway, we're only going to meet each other on the day we enter the house. My father said, if you throw it in the backyard and raise it for ten or twenty years, how many more years can ordinary people live with good food and good food? Ladies from big families Generally speaking, people’s lives are not very long. If no one jumps out to grab this position, both parties will treat it as if there is no such person - but they feel a little uncomfortable."
Mou Ting looked at Yang Laoer in shock.
"you..."
Yang Laoer picked up Feizhai Happy Water and took a sip.
"It's none of my business. I told you that I won't see her except on the wedding day - by the way, her family sent someone to tell her that her cousin's skull ornament was included in her dowry on the day of her wedding. Hey."
Lin Chou smacked his lips and uttered four words:
"Your circle is really chaotic."
Yang Laoer spread his hands,
"Thinking about it is actually quite expensive."
Isn't it expensive to start with two lives?
sack of balls——
Everyone suddenly came to their senses, only to find that a certain figure had already sat back in a chair and was discussing the dishes on the table with the very beautiful and charming mature woman at the same table.
"..."
Eh eh eh? ?
Yang Laoer said,
"Brother Lin, do you have any wine?"
With such a bitter look on his face, Lin Chou couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder sympathetically.
"Yes! A strong one?"
"right!"
Yang Laoer drank a large bowl of Sancai Snake Wine, his face was immediately covered with a layer of blood red, and he said in a rough voice,
"I fucking hate it, why can't she be an evolved person?"
Lin Chou simply took a bottle of beer and sat next to him, handing one to Kong Lao Mao and Mou Ting.
"How to say?"
"Evolved people are good, they have a long life and are strong. When the time comes, I will go to Lushan to become a disciple and learn the Gao family's hammering technique...hehehehe..."
"I...eh? Did it suddenly get dark..."
Yang Laoer looked around in confusion and found that he was the only one shrouded in shadow.
Lin Chou sighed,
"probably."
A shiny bald head suddenly appeared in Yang Laoer's sight. It is worth noting that he had a rough-made sledgehammer in his hand.
"What are you looking at?"
Gaotie grinned,
"Look at you."
"Who are you?"
"Someone who can teach you the Gao family's hammering technique!"
"You...who are you? You are crazy. Why are you pulling on me..."
"Let's go out and talk."
"I'm telling you, I'm in a mood today... Ouch... holy shit, you hit me? I'll fight you!"
"boom"
"boom"
"Bang bang"
There was no longer Yang Laoer's voice outside, only regular banging sounds mixed with suppressed howls - and the high-speed rail's curses.
"Your mother!"
"Learn from the Gao family hammer?"
"I'll teach you!"
"What did the Gao family do to you? Did they offend you? Did they eat your rice?"
"Glib tongue! What the hell!"
"Bang bang bang"
Yang Laoer's scream,
"Brother, brother, I was wrong, brother...who are you...I was wrong, brother...I really..."
Another series of bang bang bang.
"I'm a high-speed rail."
"..."
"Remember, I hit you for your own good."
"..."
"I saved your life today!"
"..."
"Tell me how to repay me!"
"..."
"explain!!"
"Brother...I...I...I apologize! I was wrong! I...I can compensate you for the loss of reputation...I was wrong..."
"How much compensation!"
"One hundred thousand, I only have ten... Ouch, broken leg, broken leg... twenty... Ouch... forty... Eighty, eighty!!!"
The playful sound of the high-speed train,
"Eight hundred thousand? Okay!"
"boom"
"eighty!"
"boom"
"eighty!"
"boom"
"eighty!"
"Ouch...Brother, if you don't bring this...ouch...forget it, brother, ouch——"
"..."
Lin Chou's mouth twitched.
Well, what should I say now? I feel very complicated.
Huang Dashan boredly took off the fiber balls in his ears and took off his leather armor.
"Tsk, you can earn one hundred thousand blood and not lose eighty."
