Even though Miss Wei had let him go, Lin Chou still didn't understand how he provoked her.
"Damn it, early menopause?"
Master Qingyu said that he could generously give Lin a chance to make up for his mistakes.
Well, she was actually a little hungry.
When Lin Chou heard it, hey, this is simple, he is good at it.
hole...
No, this is not what his old man said.
Speaking of the Great Cataclysm, Sister Ling once said:
A woman's way to a man's heart is through his stomach; a man's way to a woman's heart is through her...
Ball sack!
Cross it out.
This is not the chicken soup road to the heart and stomach, but the broad road to 404.
——It can be seen that this sentence is incorrect.
Let’s take a look first...
Ah, the original text may be like this:
If you want to conquer a woman's heart, you must first conquer her stomach.
Oh, woman!
It's that simple.
As for men, it’s very difficult.
Yu once said:
A man is a complex creature, and a man's face is as changeable as the weather. If you want to conquer a man's heart, you can only conquer his prostate first.
(Man:???)
Uh...whatever...
Anyway, Miss Wei is still very angry. If this sister rushes into the kitchen and takes a bite of the money meat, Lin Chou may not be able to defeat her. A good man will not suffer the immediate consequences.
Lin Chou asked in a very silly way,
"Sister Qingyu, what do you want to eat?"
Ordinary people definitely don't get this kind of treatment. What a future chef of Lin Chou's worth needs is to look up and admire. Yes, everyone must look up - otherwise they will never be able to see the food hanging on the beam. menu.
snort!
Wei Qingyu tilted his chin,
"First, let me rinse my mouth with a cup of snow bud. Well, the weather has been so hot recently, and I have lost my appetite..."
Lin Chou pondered,
"It's not suitable to eat greasy food if you don't have an appetite. How about boiled cabbage? Cold peppercorn sprouts and... fish jelly with rice?"
Wei Qingyu rolled his eyes directly.
"Do you think I am someone who is short of money?"
"..."
I didn’t expect you to be such a Qingyu sister. Don’t you remember how much you took care of Dasha and me at the shooting range? You are ruthless, unjust, and unreasonable!
In short, Lin Chou was disappointed.
The corners of Leng Han's lips quirked up - this was definitely Leng's standard way of snickering. Lin Chou had seen it many times, and it was actually a bit cute.
Wei Qingyu sat here for a long time without eating. Now he was hungry but didn't want to eat, which was very sad.
"Ah...it's so annoying..."
Leng Han gave suggestions,
"I don't want to eat greasy food, I don't want to eat vegetables, and I don't want to drink soup. Do you want to eat seafood? The sashimi that Lin Chou once made was very delicious. We went to the seafood market a few days ago and bought big red shrimps. It was super It’s expensive, but it should be delicious.”
Lin Chou almost cried, sister, I wouldn't have sold you to me like this!
Sister Qingyu is already so irritable and has already changed her schedule early. Is it really okay to still eat so vigorously?
"What big red shrimp?"
Lin Chou was frightened and extremely reluctant.
"It's just an ordinary red devil shrimp, nothing surprising, just ordinary!"
"Oh, here comes ten pounds."
"..."
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
A charming smile suddenly appeared on the corner of Wei Qingyu's mouth, and he was in a good mood.
"Xiao Bingcubi, what else did you buy?"
(Cold Tyrannosaurus, please be merciful... I lost all my money...)
Leng Han thought for a while,
"Champagne crab, but it looks ugly, well... by the way, there's also a rose lobster!"
"What the hell is a rosette lobster?"
"Ah...Rose Lobster, that's the name, it's very beautiful!"
"Two of them!"
Lin Chou completely gave up struggling, and after all, he planned to feed the Cold Tyrannosaurus, so it was not a loss at this moment.
"Sister Qingyu, there are only fourteen red devil shrimps, and there is only one rose dragon, but it is very big, one meter long, which is enough for you to eat."
"Oh, that's it. If you don't like the champagne crab ice cubes, you don't want them. I want the rest, and two more coconut milk jelly..."
Lin Chou wrote them down one by one, feeling that he had no love in his life.
The coconut milk jelly is really paid for. Don’t expect Sister Qingyu to pay for this meal. It’s a proper overlord meal.
Wei Qingyu's eyes flashed with a hint of narrowing,
"A pot of razor clam nose!"
"puff"
Listen to the sound of the sea crying~
"drop."
“Trigger continuity mission, the boss’s little secret:
The customer's favorite delicacy can only be made (bi) and (xu) once a month. There is no limit to the ingredients. The host cannot choose the customer by himself. This system will be very kind and provide simple production steps.
If the customer is satisfied, he will be rewarded with +1 random attribute point, and one type of crop seeds can be planted in the back mountain nursery; if the customer is dissatisfied, he will be punished with -1 random attribute point, and will lose 7% of his body volume at random.
This month’s mandatory task food: razor clam nose.
Designated mission customer: Wei Qingyu.
Completion time, one business day.
The brief production steps are as follows:......"
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Lin Chou wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth and set the table.
"You are my sister... Where did you hear the menu... You are here specifically to torment the cook..."
Wei Qingyu ignored him at all. He crossed his long legs and whispered to Leng Han. From time to time, he let out a string of devilish laughter that was extremely sugary and could easily cause blood clots, as if the two people who were shouting and killing just now were not the two of them. .
"..."
Lin Chou dragged her dejected figure outside the house.
Huang Dashan roared,
"Hey, hey, what are you doing in my car? Are you running away from home again?"
Lin Chou felt weak and dialed the radio.
"Hello? Bao Er? Bring me two hundred kilograms of razor clams. I want the biggest razor clam, um, within an hour."
When I returned to the kitchen to cook other dishes, I always felt that I had a strong smell of the Great Depression.
"Master of the system, is this kind of 100-dollar mission a must? Can't we cancel it with mercy?"
"Can."
"Wow...you are the best system I have ever seen..."
"I lied to you."
"**********!"
Why do you feel that the system suddenly seems to be more humane? Is it an illusion?
"System, why is 7% of the body volume randomly missing in this mission instead of something else?"
"Considering that lower primate hosts may refuse to complete the task for various reasons or fail to complete the task at all, this system believes that such punishment is more deterrent to the host."
Lin Chou pouted,
"Isn't the deterrent effect stronger if the head and heart are simply missing?"
"This system will not issue fatal missions. According to the cognitive scope of lower primates, unknown and random are more effective - for example, it is entirely possible that the 70% will be randomly generated into a penis + two kidneys + lumbar disc .”
"..."
This dog beeping system.
Lin Chou smacked his lips,
"I'll just pretend I didn't hear anything else. Is it random? Hey, that's why I never buy lottery tickets!"
system,
"Idiot, the lottery is neither unknown nor random!"
A line of black characters,
"The IQ and cognition of the lower primate host are as bad as ever. This system's insistence on focusing random attributes on intelligence is indeed a wise choice."
This beeping system!
Hey, wait.
It seems like I suddenly understood something...
"What a lovely system. Have you lost this golden moral integrity or this silver moral integrity?"
"The system does not have a definition of moral integrity, but the host's moral integrity is in this system."
"The dog said..."
"Dip, trigger after trigger -"
"Sack of the ball!! I was wrong..."
"Here, your moral integrity has fallen to the ground. Pick it up."
"嗻!"
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