Lin Chou served the soup and gave each person a bowl.
There are people who are enjoying this treatment for the first time, but they were afraid to accept it at first - such as Comrade Zhuzi, Comrade Zhan Yongli, and Comrade Yan Xiaoliu.
Lin Chou had already made it clear that these were the intestines of a sunfish. Thinking about the auction at No. 1 Auction House a few days ago, and then thinking about the prices in this small restaurant...
If I accept this, will I have to sell my butt in the back mountains to pay off the debt for the rest of my life?
After the division, Lin Chou suddenly stood there in a daze.
It took me a long time to say,
"Uh...you guys eat first..."
Turn around and go to the back mountain.
Others are baffled,
"what happened..."
Huang Dashan chuckled with evil intentions.
"There are so many people, I feel bad~"
"Huang Dashan, if you can, put down the bowl in your hand and say this."
Huang Dashan,
"hehe!"
In the back mountain, Lin Chou carefully checked the writing on his retina.
“Hey, the points mall is officially open.
When the system integration reaches 15%, the system maintenance module will be activated, and system integration tasks will be released randomly.
Please keep up your efforts and make good use of the benefits brought by the Doomsday God of Cooking system and the points mall. "
There are just a few lines in total. Damn, is the system a little too weak this time?
Opening the small house icon from an inconspicuous corner of the panel, what appeared in front of Lin Chou was a structure similar to the properties panel, divided into two areas on the left and right like a book.
The top line is Lin Chou's points and circulation points "temporarily stored" in the system, which is less than 3 million points and more than 16 million circulation points.
Well, it was temporarily stored (Lin Chou couldn't take it out anyway).
On the left area are the four characters "Standing Resources". Below are the icons of "Source Crystal Solution", "Three Color Snake Wine", "Colorful Snake King Wine" and various vegetable seeds that Lin Chou received as rewards for tasks, followed by the prices. .
The area on the right is dim, with only one square lit up.
"Fat House Happy Water, quantity * 1 - I am worthy of you."
Lin Chou suddenly turned black.
"I beeped your daughter's system, hacked your heart, beeped, and fucked you... Damn it, come out, don't you dare let me talk to you! !!”
"Ding, the distinguished system master has detected that the host has insulted the system. He will be muted for 3 seconds as a punishment."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"I beep beep beep, bilibili beep beep beep beep~"
Hey, it seems like something weird has been mixed in?
"Ding, the distinguished system master has detected that the host has insulted the system. He will be muted for 3 seconds as a punishment."
Three more seconds.
I never thought you had such a system!
Well, let’s leave it alone for now.
Lin Chou changed his face,
"Uh-huh, wow... System uncle, may I ask, where is my points mall?"
"As the host sees it, this is it."
"Oh, where are the things in the points mall?"
"Are you blind?!"
"..."
Lin Chou took a deep breath, which made him feel more inflated than the noodles he had just been in the pot.
"Those are all things I could redeem before. You call this a points mall? Where are the things on the right? Where did they go? What happened? Did you let other systems rob you when you came here or did you forget to bring something?? "
"Host, please be careful with your words. This system is..."
"I'm paying attention to you Naoko, you beep beep beep beep beep beep beep..."
"Ding, the distinguished system master has detected that the host has insulted the system and banned the host for 13 seconds as a punishment."
"..."
There was a long silence.
"system?"
"drop!"
"..."
"Host?"
"squeak!"
"..."
Five minutes later, a line of gray writing appeared on the retina,
"Host, please stop hurting each other, okay."
"good!"
Lin Chou breathed herself into the lungs for the second time,
"Excuse me, where did the products that should have appeared in my points mall list go? Why are they all gray?"
System current word,
"There are no other products. The products in the list on the right appear randomly. The product list is updated every 24 hours."
"Lie to me... Ahem, if you do this, how can the system make this host trust you?"
"..."
The system typed gg, ah no, it typed an ellipsis to indicate counterattack.
"The list on the right is 99% empty. So that's not the case, right? Where's the promised full opening of the points mall?"
"..."
One minute later, the system displayed the words,
"This system comes from the origin of the universe. It is the light of hope in the biochemical apocalypse of the lower planes. It will surely bless the world forever. The random product list may include all items that already exist or have existed in the general universe. You can pass Reasonably priced by the host, a single digital zone doesn't make any sense."
"Then how do you explain the gray areas?"
"This system comes from the origin of the universe. It is the light of hope in the biochemical apocalypse of the lower planes. It will surely bless the world forever. The random product list may include all items that already exist or have existed in the general universe. You can pass Reasonably priced by the host, a single digital zone doesn't make any sense."
"Hey, you don't have enough money!"
"?"
"Speaking of this, this is official talk. This is definitely official talk! If you are short of words, there is nothing wrong with using official talk to understand it..."
"..."
"System? System!"
"What the hell system?"
"Gouyue's system?"
"System dad..."
"Uncle System..."
The system is offline.
The system is silent.
The system ignored him.
Damn it——
"What the hell, what the hell, a system that can say 'fuck' like 'this' just slipped away like that??"
Happy birthday~
Damn, the system didn’t even leave a damn! !
After being silent for a long time, Lin Chou held his breath,
"Then redeem this fat house happy water for me!"
The quantity is 1, the price is also 1, I am angry, I have no reason not to buy it, don’t take advantage of the bastard.
"Mad, don't think that I don't know what Feizhai Happy Water is. Who are you trying to scare..."
"Wow..."
Fat House Happy Water is everywhere, with bottles, broken bottles and bottles gushing Fat House Happy Water everywhere.
The sweet taste - is it similar?
A bunch of people rushed over from the front and were stunned when they saw this scene.
Huang Dashan picked up a bottle and took a sip, smacking his lips.
"Coke? Ice!"
Finding the atmosphere awkward and uncomfortable, everyone silently walked backwards and left.
Lin Chou stood in the sea of bottles, his face so black that asphalt could drip from it.
"Damn you, you are a big watermelon, you give me back one million points...why is the unit at the back a train leather!!"
Very good, the small words behind the Fat House Happy Water quantity 1 are so small that even Lin Chou can't see clearly with his eyesight, which is the unit "train skin".
It's still very good. The tiny words behind the price of Feizhai Happy Water 1 are so small that even Lin Chou can't see clearly. The unit is "Kk Points".
TMD, which universe’s algorithm is this! !
He only realized this later - because after Lin Chou finished buying, a question mark prompt popped up.
"Purchase successful.
In addition: random mall products are updated every 24 hours, and the products appear randomly, the quantity and quantity unit are random, and the price and price unit are random. "
hehe!
The nature is extremely bad and the impact is extremely serious.
...
Huang Dashan seemed to have a nail sitting under his butt, twisting left and right, with a strange and aggrieved look on his face.
After finally seeing Lin Chou back, he said in one breath,
"Lin Zi, hey, my boss Lin, you're back. What are you doing back there... By the way, where did you get so much cola! Something went wrong! There's a big problem!"
Lin Chou looked so good that he could not see where he was, and said stiffly,
"what is the problem?"
Huang Dashan and Qin Wuyong looked at each other and said cautiously,
"Your dish... is useless... has no special effects!"
Lin Chou frowned,
"Unappetizing?"
Why do you still care about this when Huang Dashan's heart is at such a critical stage?
"It's delicious, it's always delicious...but..."
“It’s okay if it’s delicious!”
"..."
Lin Chou sat behind the counter depressedly, bringing over his bowl of Miaolong Soup while scanning the words on his retina.
"Hey, congratulations to the host for making a recognized delicacy, Miaolong Soup. The first time it was made, it received a 120% special effect bonus, eliminating some negative effects, and all attributes were +1.
Famous Sword Summoning - Fish Intestine (Only)
Righteousness: Brave.
The wielder of the sword holds this sword, imitating Zhuanzhu's courageous determination to repay certain death, and may ignore absolute defense.
Evil wind: contrary to ethics.
Those who hold this sword are against the will and cannot be obeyed. The minister will kill the king, and the son will kill the father.
additional special effects,
Sword Heart is Transparent: The power of the sword increases by one level.
If the bloodline ability is sword wielding, the one-time skill will be given twice.
Turn your body into a sword: Ignore the absolute defense killing effect.
(No damage and immediate recovery, disappears after use.)
Concealment: Those who eat this dish will completely hide the aura of the same level for 2 hours. The difference is more than three levels and it is invalid if it is deliberately perceived. "
this...
Lin Chou raised his eyebrows and realized that things were not simple——
Could it be that this guy in the system is a skill point that he has listened to so much in the past two days, "If God had not given birth to me, xxx, the way of the sword would be like a long night" that I randomly clicked on it?
Lin Chou pointed to Huang Dashan,
"It works, but you can't use it. You can look at other people."
For a long time, Huang Dashan looked horrified.
"Fuck...Old Qin, Lieutenant General Leng, you, have you become ordinary people??"
"You yourself too..."
"The same to you..."
"..."
There are a lot of "surprises" today, and a certain boss Lin who suffered a huge loss is a bit incapable of accepting it - and he can't even complain.
Just one mouthful of soup made me feel much better instantly.
The sour and spicy Miaolong soup instantly stimulated Lin Chou's appetite. His Adam's apple squirmed, saliva was secreted rapidly, his heart beat faster, and he broke out in hot sweat.
A shocking world war seemed to be going on in the mouth, and it was in full swing.
All propositions about unhappiness and troubles were completely crushed into dregs, but food and delicacies should not be let down.
The special complex flavor of XO sauce was an introduction. In an instant, the meat texture, taste and touch of all the delicacies and animals he had eaten were all presented in Lin Chou's mind like a picture scroll.
It is also like the finishing touch, making the freshness of the lungs and arowana intestines extremely vivid and fresh.
As you savor it more carefully, you will find only sourness and spiciness left in your mouth, and all taste memories seem to be hallucinations.
The rhombus-shaped lung slices are like paper-thin jade, crystal clear, moist with the thick soup, soft and smooth in the mouth, with a creamy touch, and rich flavor inside.
The arowana intestine is completely different, clean.
To use an inappropriate description, it is "mud" but not stained. When it is picked out from the bowl, there is not a single thing attached to the surface, and neither oil nor water vapor sticks to it, just like a small, lonely petal. .
Entrance, very fresh.
Chew and chew to the extreme.
There is no need to describe it too much, and there is absolutely no way to find more suitable adjectives.
But suddenly a strange feeling came to my mind:
Without this bowl of soup, arowana intestines are still arowana intestines;
Without this piece of intestine, Miaolong Soup is no longer the same as Miaolong Soup.
Lin Chou breathed out a breath,
"This fish intestine... is amazing!"
A piece of fish intestine, a mouthful of soup, and the taste in your mouth is incredible - this is the soul-level ingredient.
Lin Chou hung the sign that read Miaolong Soup on the rafter. A group of people looked up at the sign and looked at it carefully.
Leng Han was happy at first, and then his expression turned strange.
"What does that unethical thing mean?"
Lin Chou's expression was also very exciting - the system was responsible for writing this stuff, it had nothing to do with him!
"Uh...literally."
Leng Han took a deep breath,
"This dish..."
Junjun, minister, father, son, I'm afraid it will sting some people's eyes, especially after just experiencing Liu Renjun's thirteen moves, I guess those guys are still weak.
It's not Lin Chou's character to think so much. Lin Chou smiled and said,
"People are in the bright light, what kind of nonsense can they make? Besides, if you really have this intention, won't you feel a little bit embarrassed when you eat this dish?"
Leng Han pondered for a while, then suddenly changed a very strange expression, and said quietly,
"Didn't I just say that I haven't broken through the ranks in a long time? It seems that this dish is specially prepared for Master Wei. He is already at the sixth rank."
"..."
Lin Chou was so embarrassed, quite embarrassed.
"Ahem...this is an accident...an accident..."
——Well, maybe there’s some credit for the fact that you just came in with the giant sword on the door panel.
There's nothing this stupid system can't do. It just made a "fuck" template for itself when it first appeared. It's simply unreasonable to a certain level.
Destroy people tirelessly.
"whispering sound..."
Leng Han curled his lips inadvertently, revealing a very feminine side, and Lin Chou was completely stunned.
Leng Han seemed to realize something was wrong and immediately changed back to his cold demeanor and said,
"I'm not full..."
"ah?"
Leng Han's anger rose and he said in a cold voice,
"I'm not full!!"
"boom!"
"Ouch..."
Lin Chou screamed, covering her butt in confusion.
He reacted instantly and ran towards the kitchen, rolling and crawling.
"Fuck, fuck... luckily I'm facing her sideways... it's really Planned Parenthood's foot..."
Cold sweat,
"Just, just a little bit..."
He looked at his head and his head with a hopeless look.
"Well... what do you want to eat? Ham rice balls? Ham fried rice? Honey sauce? Raw ham? Hand-shredded and air-dried mutton?"
Leng Han blinked, and there seemed to be a smile in his deep pool-like eyes.
"Well...the fish just seemed to be quite delicious..."
Lin Chou staggered, "Sister, do you want to mess with me specifically?"
Leng Han's voice came, "What, there's a problem..."
"No problem! How could there be a problem! What problem could there be?!"
